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- Hey back off, man.
- Only #1 Girl
- Should I be banned?
- My girl was on her period last night
- I almost fried my computer last night...
- Women are shit at making plans
- Jack is a furfag
- Note I wrote myself last night
- Rebels, throw yo' fists in the air
- I ate too many mushrooms
- I have really bad munchies right now
- I'm playing Pokemon and watching the first series
- *********U3***********
- hehe
- I like being fat
- http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/forumdisplay.php?f=23
- Occupied.
- can zombies infect vampires?
- Do you like your GF to deficate on you?
- Using crutches as stilts and walking down the sidewalk in new york.
- You have received an infraction at Zoklet.net
- You have received an erection at Zoklet.net
- My blood is saturated with nitrogen.
- sit yo ass down
- 007GoldenShower is an annoying faggot
- Selling Sperm with a twist
- Irish Gypsy Fights
- Peanut Puffs
- Was there no Family Guy in America this week?
- So we're not allowed to wear England shirts in the pub
- I just scranned down a sausage sandwich and a pack of chocolate Hob Nobs
- ITT:
- on a prescription
- Deformed Ear
- Raichu is cuter
- I haven't shaved in 2 days
- People are seeding the totse posts on pirate bay
- Everyone is gonna be paki coloured cause of the sun soon
- shit, i didnt wank all day
- I got shit on my balls!
- The Mexicans scored....
- I just had some nachos with my mom and sister
- fucking power company
- beard of bees
- Hnnnnnnnnnng
- If LSA King was at my house right now
- Goodnight you bunch of cunts
- I'm gonna drink this whole 2 liter bottle of mello yello
- I'm gonna stick this whole 2 liter bottle of mello yello in my ass
- Weight lifting turned me into a fucking tank
- Methamphetamine has turned me into a fucking skeleton.
- I landscape for a decently attractive housewife
- Changing my username to Tackzo?
- I'm never invited to join in any reindeer games.
- If I drink water with highlighter ink mixed in it, will my piss be fluorescent?
- I just learnt what a Justin Bieber was
- I'm back! Did you phags miss me?
- Swim is planning on dating a cougar
- I broke my friends bowl open to smoke the resin
- Swim is planning on dating a jaguar
- I got caught peeing in the shower.
- BRB im SHORTWAVE
- I have a new password now for most of my online things.
- If my interview goes well in 4 hours...
- I got caught peeing for an hour
- so joecool69 overdrew at the sperm bank
- I'm wasting my life
- im eating Love Hearts
- I got caught peeing of a tower
- I got caught peeing flour
- im fucking cracking up
- I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping
- Sleeping in past noon...
- I'm Oppressed...
- I just woke up
- Have you seen this wizard?
- I'm going to LA.
- Datura has turned me into a fucking zombie
- I got caught peeping in the shower.
- really hung afro dog
- I just found out some stupid fucking secrets about my family
- Check out my wicked ass t-shirt
- I hate talking on the phone
- im sad and lonely
- Dumb faggot's parachute didn't open
- ITT: we critcize and come up with ideas how to stop that oil gushing in Gulf 'o Mex
- I got court on Thursday
- Test.
- How much of this can you watch before comitting suicide?
- This is a thread
- im really freaked out right now
- Witholding sex without precedent.
- My vengeance
- Nigga got paid!
- Я из поколения рожденных в СССР-е
- Nikky rush
- Hai guise
- I'm more insane than you...
- im gonna nap
- Dole Day Tommorow
- country bat
- you know that shed behind old millers pond?
- volcano toxins
- How much can you drink?
- I've downloaded the original star trek series.
- does your mom ever annoy you
- Weird lookin'
- Has anyone ever been knocked by chesney hawks?
- Oh no, I have a hairy back
- Being ugly sucks
- Active volcanoe is under the oil reserve in the gulf
- I fap, therefore I am.
- Fuckin Zoklet is down again :(
- THIS is why the game of Jenga is dangerous and should be banned
- so we all know the red power ranger does gay porn
- Poisonous... I spread like cancer.
- You are banned from the channel #totse
- П, п, п-
- Geuss who has a drivers exam today.
- Russians have new helicopter tech that pwns USA
- tHE JEWS INVENTED POCAHONTAS
- Bring It.
- brb
- Geuss who's a certified driver.
- yer ma
- Who likes Swallowing Pills?
- Work related injury off day
- It all seems fine
- Look at all the people who got caught with weed
- I fucked the database error
- just bought some panties made of soy
- I declined my job offer
- my order came :D
- Interview with the devil
- This short film, filmed on my property
- I dreampt i fucked a girl with hairy thighs
- No weed. No food. No gas. No money
- I want to be a wandering ascetic........
- I was one of 3 men last night at the cinema.
- I so badly wanna cum inside her
- cant seem to find mein kampf audio book on podcast
- Right here, bitches, is the beginning of the end...
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated the Nanites?
- I'm smoking my last bowl with matches
- i want something unique and easy, to own
- i'm worried about habanero
- got home drunk at 1:30 am
- ITT We fight... Dragon Ball Z style
- Its the big badass crazy funky beat
- OMG TEJH AMeRIKANZ WON TEH SPACE RACE (not)
- oh shit
- Livin the real life
- Why are there so many guests constantly viewing?
- you're being grumpy
- nutmeg
- How will you remember Gary Coleman?
- bat cuntry in a nutshell
- You know what feels good?
- Hey guise...
- HOT FUCK! I think I just one 1000 dollars on a scratch card
- Plu' mah wris' col-
- It is 104 fucking degrees outside
- Here is how most Zoklet members make money for their weed habit
- no pants
- I think growing up in the sixties would have been better....
- Come chat with us
- but i DONT WANNA GO TO THE MAAAALLL
- ITT: i make you happy...
- help me pick out a new laptop
- I just got head
- The time is seven minutes to midnight...
- fuck the hill boys
- Today is my birthday
- Upon my return
- im 21 you fucking cunts
- my yellow hand
- Can someone tell me what the fuck this is?
- I'm listening to renaissance era music because I'm sick of everything else
- Muh-muh-muh-my telephone
- quinton RAMPAGE JACKSON
- I got a ratcheting screwdriver today.
- I'm going to go downstairs...
- Hunter S. Thompson should have been conscripted in Veitnam
- got home drunk at 3:45am (pix)
- Всем правдивым пацанам мы передаём приз,
- So I wake up and there's a toilet at the end of my bed
- Things that rhyme with Zoklet:
- beef vaginas for one, extra sour cream
- im 21...
- JEW YORK
- MOLOSH
- Going to the pub
- Hemmeroid porn
- Amyl Nitrate
- Hey Broack O'broma
- Klonopin
- All black jury
- I am eating some deer meat that my friend hunted
- Who's giving out fucking stars?
- Jackwright!
- Im here to kick some ass!
- I chew tobbaco
- i need some logistics help brah
- I bought new shoes.
- i am so dissapointed
- I tow chewbacca
- My Saturbay night was just fantastic
- i punched some kid
- Gary Coleman what a dickhead
- fuck
- morb wears constricting underwear
- Thread deletion test
- I've just watched The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
- The cake was not a lie.
- This shit is bananas
- habanero
- I'm going to Wales Tommorow
- Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantisiliogogogoch
- Good Night
- lol,
- so I work in the deli at a chain supermarket
- im signing up for social welfare
- sometimes i cant sleep, so i watch a very boring movie to help me sleep
- Cause I got a one hand in my rectum...
- Contrary to popular belief, getting drunk and high as fuck is a good workout
- Strawberries and beer...
- I am working on my resume today:
- so glad i dropped this place
- hey, how is it going everybody
- mocha fudge
- Halp! I just took 10 times too much fiber :(
- black people are funny
- ask a fed thread
- man, fuck all fags
- Gettin together wit my boys, gonna tip bak some 40s and watch this...
- My birthday is only a day away!!!
- Gonna win 9 million quid today
- only me and k8e are here
- I would eat a mile of Avril Lavigne's shit just to see where it came from
- got home wasted
- Did your weekend activities make national news?
- this is best band
- abe Lincoln pictures creep me out
- You guys are hardcore faggots
- coldplay
- So i finally found a good copy of Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S Thompson!
- Bitches...
- I'm tired of deriving pain from pleasure
- hardyharhar
- I'm thinking of legally changing my name to Richard Nixon's Ghost's Penis
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