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- for a second i forgot how to see color
- Hey Fat Country
- life of a working man
- When I was eight years old, defending Stalingrad, I didn't *think for myself*.
- tickle porn.
- yer mar
- I've got blood bogeys
- There's a spider chilling out on my ceiling.
- I create
- Captains log :Day five of having pin needles
- I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine,
- Seriously man, like u know when u got a good girl
- This new budweiser is odd.
- think i might have to get pissed tonight
- I spent 6 weeks in Africa......
- wake n blunt
- Sign up for my FREE newsletter
- I've just battered my computer
- Apple Hipsters
- I have dandruff
- Apple Hipsters
- "We're testing the water in the neighborhood"
- OGC cant fap because hes on ramalam
- Make me your friend, i am friends with all!
- Love has no ending
- OGC cant rap because hes on ramalam
- *plays air guitar passionately*
- *plays air guitar more passionately*
- *shoves an air guitar up ass*
- 4 cans of spesh or some cider?
- 14/08/2010
- today is the best day ever
- 14/04/1912
- 1946
- Instigator Appreciation thread
- Suck a dick
- Tips for getting ate by lions
- Zoklet Fight Club
- fuck sake im in a bit of a shituation
- Its that time again
- People at my community college
- What fucking genius......
- im cool because im still up and its 4.10am
- now that Instigator is sleeping we can talk about him
- Now it's in a box.
- I've listened to too much Misfits
- Aliens check out cows like this
- u like mi baner?
- So I was making a piece of toast...
- I blame all u fucki faggots for the slow download speed of mah torrent :mad:
- got home drunk at 3am
- Woke up with my lungs full of phlegm.
- If you could buy Mary Louise Parker's
- Here is a picture of some persil tablets for you to enjoy
- Here is a picture of some copper cable for you to enjoy
- So I've been tasting this blunt for over a week now.
- Now that Hank's killed about all the armadillos around..
- Look at my Russian Doll ....
- Here is a picture of some dead Palestinians for you to enjoy
- The Demon is back!
- fancy a bum?
- Look at my tush and balls
- look at my russian troll....
- it's so hot outside
- I forgot the alphabet
- I don't want to go to work at 5
- Suggestions
- hello fellow humans
- I don't think we have hipsters in England
- Walt went crazy about a fly and Jessi has found the kid who killed Combo
- Is there a quiet way of pissing into an empty can of Fosters?
- Time to watch the last two episodes of Braking Bad
- I did it. I finally ran away and got out of this shithole town
- Top tip #41
- Dear Spectral
- i need some white
- is pacino a methhead
- ATTN females
- Snus
- As I wrote this it's 02:21
- I feel like I've been shot in the nuts
- should i get a gold tooth?
- sometimes when i smoke pot i cant tell if ive been asleep or not
- I just ate some lemon bars
- So, what's wrong with Zoklet?
- NQ Fury 2 - 1 Sydney FC
- Meanwhile, in The People's Republic of China...
- Holy fucking shit!?!?!?!??!?!
- I'm drinking 750ml of ice coffee
- A properly manicured box
- Who else bites their nails?
- Relax
- I wonder if Saddam felt like Muhammed fleeing to Medina
- I found Tekken to be oddly moving
- Meanwhile in Britain
- I have had hiccups for about 15 mins now
- Me appreciation thread
- jug of pee
- pakis
- Miramichi
- 15
- Roleplaying in Silvermoon
- can you fuckin people stop making bel-air threads
- What are you trying to do with my daughter?!
- lol Ate is crazy
- ATTN fat fucking cunt Americans
- Does apple juice mix well with vodka?
- I made about 200 dollars this week.
- Meanwhile in Australia
- Meanwhile in America
- Meanwhile in the cellar
- Here is a picture of some cheerleaders for you to enjoy
- I yelled "My niggaaa" to a friend
- Excuse me
- this is where i live right now
- ATTN fallen angel/cunt
- HB culture of lifting stuff, delivering pizza, and freebasing off aluminum foil
- I'm almost an hour late for work, lol.
- joo dont no mang
- BC culture of homosexuality and clone threads
- nigger talk thread
- I just send random messages to peoples profiles.
- I'm a likeable guy.
- dis is badass social networking
- I went on hike and my body fat dropped 4%
- fuck chatroulette/omegle
- F☺rd
- ATTN cunts
- Why did they put israel there?
- new pic of me
- Theres a mixed drink
- I would beat off all of you in a fight
- alright, WHO put this sulphuric acid on my asshole?
- ATTN: Lemon
- So there's a car theif in the area
- hey YIAL what was that ranting guy with the Highlander 2 poster and the dark curly ha
- life of a working man: part 5
- my pinky hurts
- people say "oh its from a book-you can never get all the details into the movie"
- Should I hang around on campus during frosh week to see the ghey activities they do?
- lol im almost a cunt short of a banana
- psst
- Alf Stewart
- Shutmeup is a little cry baby
- call me ishmael.
- Meanwhile in Russia
- Kicking some knowledge.
- Used womens deodorant because I ran out
- painful, yo
- Stretch Arm Strong
- I pulled on omegle last night
- "I have read and agree to the terms of use"
- Laser is an acronym
- Masturbation is still alive and well
- ITT, we fly over Harlem with cropdusters full of bleach
- Post here if you are a thalidomide victim...
- I'm depressed
- if you had the opportunity to change your liscence plate number
- I think my computer is haunted.
- Some people don't look right on a bike.
- Working man part 6: Day Off
- i want to make a movie about zoklet
- Dr. Dong Wang
- Have you guys ever felt like this?
- My past has left me with an uneasy soul.
- i want to machine gun my roommate
- Mark this time down my friends: peak posting time for OGC & 007GS
- one day i want to go to mexico
- ITT we guess how i got these scars (yeah i know what ur gonna say but ur wrong boi)
- Claim: artificial vaginas grown in vats!
- Barbeque flavored spermicide
- pacino and i are moving to Norway and getting married
- What the fuck happened to all the gay Eskimos?
- In my case, it seems that growing up in a cooler climate has conditioned me to prefer
- Everyday when you're
- What does freedom mean to you?
- Tell us about that party bro
- homeless people, prostitutes, drug addicts, perverts
- 007goldenshower was cool until
- I love jesus
- lol
- YOU decide the next 5 minutes of my life
- homeless people, prostitutes, drug addicts, perverts
- Sup niggas
- making eyes at people on the train.
- i'm sick
- Brominations
- The Official Weather Thread
- How come old people still can't work the bus at a reasonable speed?
- I listened to my old Crystal Method cds
- question for the ladies
- so i am officially a sex worker
- English and Computer Science!
- I talked to Jeff Hunter on the Celly.
- ahahahahaah farrah got scammed by nigerians
- I Have Roxicodone
- Attn Fish
- holy fucking shit pics
- im bored of zoklet
- I ran out of weed last night
- Watching Pirates makes me want to steal things
- This aint a love song
- i'm going to colorado in about a week
- "Party at your house."
- Best troll on zoklet?
- I'm Always Eating....
- I'm rich!
- what did you have for dinner tonight?
- I wish PSP Gran Turismo had some cheats
- Video on youtube of some talk show Christian referring to Zoklet!
- sAINT is retarded and overweight because
- dena love is self conscious and lonely
- Need to counter GameFAGs!
- if you had a time machine that could put you back a few years
- I saw a baby bird get hit by a car :(
- i have to make a makeshift bed right now
- nobody makes me bleed my own blood
- no sleep
- i would let OGC rape me
- I'm downloading The Secret in Their Eyes
- HB culture of burnouts and alcoholics
- tsimisfuckis in that die antwoord video
- has anyone seen Raw Deal: A Question of Consent??
- Purposely posting off topic replies or threads (repeatedly)
- I got $21.24
- Salt(The film)
- A little person Skydiving
- Dammit.
- i just want to make sure my ms paint shop birthday cards have been made
- itt we name fuckheads soon to be aborted fetus
- it's fucking slatting it down
- my mom got me a pair of 00 jeans
- I haven't smoked a cig in four days
- I think i'm a hipster guys.
- I got a terminator theme and ringtone for my phone
- Geuss what?
- Geuss why?
- Geuss Who?
- Im gonna
- If this thread does get to 10 pages within 24 hours i will kill myself
- Guess What?
- where in the world is dena love
- Meet Pol Pot
- What sound do you think it would make if a 90 year old fell 10 stories
- The future isn't here.
- Anus
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