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- I'm going to try and bang this hot northern emo chick
- All British Poll
- constantnipple is a rich bitch
- Back to School Shopping Time!
- I was trying to be cool
- My cars getting serviced so I had to borrow my sisters wheels.
- I've been watching a documentary on Pirate Radio
- I'm constantipated
- life is like a videocassette
- do women accualy find anal rape comfortable
- life is NOT like a videocassette
- I made my whole class laugh today
- I just got a picture from my aunt.
- Life is like a Dee Vee Dee
- I'm gonna buy a big world map today.
- life is like a blu-ray disc
- Life is like a blunt
- life is like pissing on a hookers face
- mi stopped typing [HERE] then i pauwsed and scratched my balls
- Goddamnit
- a lot of the time
- I bought myself a new toy the other day
- This girl I met before got raped
- Lights are blinding my eyes
- This kid will kill his parents when he gets older...
- I saw this huge fucking crane fly when I walked out the toilet
- The Slammin' Salmon
- What has red hair, weighs 200lbs and hails from Montana?
- I just wanked off to this
- this raped before met i girl got
- I was visited by aliens...
- who wants to die
- anyone remember burn girl
- I could cry all night in sorrow, I could moan all day in pain
- Heading up to Pennsylvania
- Allot of people like to call themselves 'Punk'...
- God's Bong is a thing of legend
- I just made a new guitar riff
- I have a hot date tomorrow.
- Post who you think is the BEST and WORST Zokleteer (and confessions)
- I raped this girl (Pics inside)
- What if i said..
- Ihaveafatcock = misguided russian
- TCO is niggerish
- well, at least im not hungry
- NIGHT
- look for the white girl
- Im leaving the internet for good
- How much do I suck?
- Drugs are the gateway to fun
- I'm back online and I don't know where to begin...
- god damnit
- So ive been living alone for the past 2 days
- Princess Zek is good people
- Wonton soup
- mockturtle! coolguy420!
- What present to buy a girl turning 24 today?
- За Родину
- Mods are allowed to eat poodles without reason?
- 8 dollar Vodka
- i can't get a motherfucking job for shit.
- MTV Base is a channel for niggers, by niggers
- Penis vs Vagina
- Sentencing of murderer from Australian Supreme Court - LIVE
- we luv dez hoez
- Whatever
- Americans
- Booty is for shiesting
- Cool nationalities
- Did you know
- That day, Sir Knievel would attempt
- Should I buy a 2000 Audi S4?
- I just woke up at 4am
- i took 2g of mephedrone and fapped like a raging lunatic
- Attn TCO
- Here's a picture of that emo chick I wanna bang
- Mods are allowed to edit threads without clothes on?
- Come with me...
- I think Zoklet is evil and everything is recorded by the government..
- Asking my GP for stimulantia.
- Mash and Bangers' clangers come about quite frequently
- Stream of consciousness!!!
- now i gonna meph
- I had the strangest dream, and it involved Killme
- Yeah, I'm getting social welfare
- This song
- i want to fight you
- tabs vs. molly?
- I am a consistent motherfucker
- Naturists should be locked up
- Mods are allowed to edit threads in rabbit season?
- Someone hack this fotobukkit account
- Here's a picture of that emu chick I wanna bang
- big bad john
- HB culture of being baked as fuck at work
- Here's a picture of that emi chick I wanna bang
- Here's a picture of that elmo chick I wanna bang
- Here's a picture of that Ono chick I wanna bang
- If i should stay
- I guess its what wise men say
- I'm going for a road trip.
- Daddddddddyyyyy was
- my mail today
- I just got my I.D. from the DMV
- Anybody celebrating?
- I look forward to Narcotics Anonymous meetings
- ATTN: SMU
- Email attachment, 2001/October/4th
- fuck
- imagine if we could power the world with music
- hey guys im drink.. mean drunk lol im about to leave to go clubbin
- *shits in pants*
- There's some pruple budded cannabis growing in my parents garden
- After a month of eating extremely healthy stuff
- Attn princess zok
- pacino has a tiny penis
- if you like white beer
- I could use somebody
- No milk
- I think I might have the chance to get acid soon
- *wanks*
- tonight i will be drinking strong dry white cider
- attn Instigator
- some niggerfaggot asshat chodemongler stole my weed
- FaCEBOOK CREEPIn
- just how powerful is the mind?
- aarglebaargle
- what the fuck is a totse
- k
- wow peanut butter!
- ALL NIGHt
- My body hurts
- Why did the pedo throw rocks at a beehive?
- Okay, now just imagine
- My theory on alien anal probes
- Imagine there was nothing
- How hung-over are you on a scale of 1-10?
- Ive been to southampton but ive never been to scunthorpe
- cheap burritos and peace tea
- I looked at you, looking at me
- boo hoo get outa my room
- who's first on the online members list?
- Fuck Ovaries
- you are in the light
- black people are good at sports
- imagine for a sec
- Im pretty high right now
- my FUCKING SHEET keeps
- bat country, i'm stoned with a giant burrito
- My boyfriend is a stripper
- Re: Unexplained Bruises
- I love the Powerglove
- my FUCKING SHEIK keeps
- Just trying something, dont look
- My boyfriend is a ripper
- My boyfriend is a skipper
- My boyfriend is a faggot
- This guy arrested me a while back.......
- My boyfriend is the big dipper
- My boyfriend is a kipper
- duku yourself
- I think I'm in love with my george foreman grill.
- Party, Karamu, Fiesta, Forever
- I hate rain so much!
- I fapped to a ghetto booty
- On the advice of a zoklet thread I didnt fap for a week
- I might start trying to lose some weight
- Have you ever left a job because you were sickened by the way the company was run?
- Where is your God now?
- dear close friends of greenlantern
- How much did she have? Just one shot.
- Sometimes I'm such a pimp
- I spend a long time last night crying in my back garden and calling myself a loser
- I just watched Pursuit of Happyness and it made me shed a tear
- When you look at my photography, how do you feel?
- Sup gaiz am jus chillin
- Parabolic equation thread.
- I haven't eaten since Friday night..
- The weed
- I just ate a shitload of seafood
- chinge tu puta hermana
- I hate when Americans talk about weed...
- *takes out another 20 bucks*
- Should I take my top off?
- wHATCHA DOIN, SLEDGEHAMMA?
- I just ate an apple
- Im gonna start wearing a shirt with no pants
- I have a doctors appointment in 3 and a half hours
- I'm about to go sleep the sleep of a man
- What interests you?
- I'm gonna dunk my balls in a bowl of liquid nitrogen.
- I'm sneezing.
- Come on, guys.
- This is the last thing I post b4 leaving Zoklet forever.
- Fucking hell, chinks are glued to computers
- I got drunk on pink alcohol
- nignogs.
- Sometimes I really love myself
- Anti lull thread
- awwwwwwwwww i'm almost outta candies
- so last night, this anorexic, trashed fuck
- if you had a "boner", how would you use it?
- Wow! Kim Jong-il is amazing!
- Rapidshare claims to be downloading at 270kb
- Rachel's Dad called Ross wet head
- Post you fuckers
- take your clothes off
- Starfish Blowjob
- Shawt bus shawty
- the life
- The Disappearance of Alice Creed
- So that emo chick was talking to me on facebook chat
- some mother fucking desert insect keeps biting my feet
- Party like it's 1488
- sobriety is a high of its own
- 'Fifty Dead Men Walking'
- bruno
- niggers lining up like its a cheese line
- Another year
- Totse.info is downs.
- i wanted you to decide for me
- If you wear condoms
- My new roommate's a good dude
- Would you fuck every chick in the world?
- 老脏私生子
- hot date #2
- Are you gaiz going back to school tomorrow?
- i just won the nfhc banner contest
- Different vibe here with schoolages
- fuck you
- So I've been sober for 24 hours
- N Korea 'plans succession meeting'
- I'm 24 tommorow
- daisy dukes
- Selling Dumps and ATM Skimmer.
- I like to move it move it
- Should I celebrate being almost 36 hours alcohol free by getting drunk tonight?
- oh fuck i haven't read gluttons and gourmets today
- I thought I was going to be poor and weedless for a while
- interbutt help plox
- Exit Through the Gift Shop
- i'm bored and hungry
- so I'm taking an astronomy class for an easy A
- when you post your password on zoklet it gets autocensored
- I've eaten five doubles today
- Nobody fucks with my cousin Roman
- I got 4 tickets to the Astros for Thursday
- Shrooming season starts well in wiltshire...
- A timely reminder not to masturbate with realpoo
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