- I'm gonna get drunk tonight
- Rainbows are no longer for fags
- Post up a picture of who you aspire to be one day!
- I am extremely bored.
- the Pineapple Express makes me want to smoke weed.
- I have viewed every thread on page one.
- Fucking neigbors woke me up
- Attn: HBers
- ska-p.
- ITT: We all go to Mardi Gras
- Marry Prisoners For Sex
- P
- fwibble
- odds are
- sexual
- TOOT
- Marry Prisoners for Poot
- Bat Sex
- feg
- Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- ATTN: Shibby
- I think I'm going slightly poot
- An Army of Juan
- why did rihanna have to push chris browns buttons?
- Lets bug ppl live on webcam
- I was an ignorant youth
- did you FIOTW?
- Totse......................
- I would just like to say
- I wish I had
- hey
- What would your reaction be if you saw a ghost?
- I'm thirsty and confused
- this forum is fucking dead as shit
- I quit at quitting.
- god damn fuckity fuck shit
- ITT: Post your desktops
- If you had a pill press..
- ATTN: Shibby
- ATTN: wires
- ATTN: Satans Handicapped Helper
- Get Pandora for your iPod Touch or iPhone.
- My diet this weekend consisted of...
- Wanna see my first car?
- Pictures from my walk in the park.
- You know it
- ATTN: IPIYC
- Give me some ideas for a homework assignment
- Keep The Change You Filthy Animal!
- I just finished watching the shit out of Wanted
- What would you do if I sang out tune???
- Funny chicks
- Dont you hate looking for something when your drunk?
- I found a 50 dollar note on the ground.
- ATTN: IPIYC
- Hai!
- A man named Bertold.
- Very angry. Very angry indeed.
- lewk wut i deed
- Mmm, delicious. Finally.
- hey i poop in my cereal
- People that were born in the 90's.
- Lol Nigga Tries So Hard
- I'm eating beef soup
- What should I make my custom user title?
- The great Cliche Guevara
- I feel like life is just wasting away...
- I got a riddle for you guys
- vs.
- We cant stop here this is...
- So, who will be the last one's standing?
- Maybe I got the job
- The scrabble word of the day is...
- Hb spelling contest!
- ABBOD vs IPIYC
- Attention tinted_glass
- Hey IPIYC
- Change Bat country to "Cheers"
- I'm quitting the devil herb
- First person to guess the exact entire contents of my "personal notepad"...
- <--Every new thread should have this icon!
- <-- Every thread should have this icon
- I'm not real
- <-- Every thread should not have this icon.
- Rally Cry of the Spammer
- if i had a dollar for everytime...
- If I had a dollar for eveytime...
- If I had a dollar for eveytime...
- So What Happens.....
- My cousin died from smoking pot
- internet spades is so damn fun
- Gears of War 2 vs. Call of Duty: World at War
- how does this make you feel
- when i rub my nipples i get depressed
- who is philip morris usa?
- will this get a cheap laugh from a group of morons?
- I like to break into peoples homes and leave manequins
- ♥♪▌▌▬↓→∟▄▲▼ä☼╨««┤╕╚╥
- Crack
- zok wears a cowboy hat
- I'm quitting the basil herb
- THE JEWES ARE NOT THE MEN TO BE BLAMED FOR NOTHlNG
- would you feel better knowing how many people lol at you?
- The night sure is lively here in Cali, when the oscars are on
- thank me later...
- I'm moving to America!
- Danish Butter Cookies
- bumping random threads is the way to be
- So it seems people in the 30s weren't as prim and proper as I thought...
- Wal-Mart Yay to me!
- attenion 0x29a
- where is blue_monday?
- I've been reading Tucker Max all night
- When I rub your nipples, I get depressed.
- 666 posts
- When I see your nipples, I get depressed.
- [12:26] <Meta> I'd be careful of tell me to fuck off if I were you
- You Gaiz
- blue monday
- The Un-Official Vs. Thread
- Tuffbreads
- i just found some awesome pictures on my phone
- ITT: i give mad respect
- this equipment will not be used to process any secret information
- Who is more likely to be a pedophile?
- Angry Blue Bird of Death was in Special Ed
- ATTN: Mcgruber
- The power of fap compels you!
- So I need a nemesis.
- Is it me or....
- Smiley Thread
- Failure is the new success!
- free tits
- How does it feel posting stupid crap all day?
- Will 4chan make the list?
- I've spent all day going on rapmages in GTA
- Hacked your computer got your E-Harmony pic
- Afternoon chaps.
- I wish I had a Scottish accent.
- How much wood?
- Alesha Dixon would well get it.
- wires
- i have to poop
- When the plastic bag sings along to the radio
- I Bet Everyone One of You Bitch Ass Nigga Get Suspended From School
- I bet wires is the most beautiful girl on zoklet.
- Why the FUCK are you online right now?
- I Want to Be an Astronaut
- I got a job interview
- care to sniff
- fencing
- I want to be superman
- I Want to Be a Cosmonaut
- I bet wires has the most hairy vagina on zoklet
- I bet wires vagina hair is like a bristle pad hence the name.
- brownie points for
- fuck man I skip lunch
- you smegheads
- I'm about to take a MASSIVE shit.
- IRC SRS BSN (video of #halfbaked)
- Hey, so you ate my sandwich...
- ITT: The streets
- I have genital wards.
- The Official Zoklet "I slept with Euda and now I have herpes" thread v 1.0
- HB is slower than a nigger with both kneecaps broken crawling to work tonight.
- Please love me.
- Attention citizens of Half Baked.
- so wtf is bat country for?
- Hehehehehe.
- lol
- ATTN: Wires......*Breaking News*
- ATTN:LSA King
- Half Baked Hot Topic
- Euda
- Would you tell anyone?
- I am going to stick it in your butt
- Liquid LSD chinese water torture
- HB Circle jerk
- Another photo of Michael Phelps just came out.
- Fuck you Geology!!
- What kind of person likes guns?
- Is LSA King a crossdresser?
- I want some mother fuckin'
- This is how Meta envisioned himself at his current age when he was younger
- lf this gets to 6 pages l will kill myself
- Sex thread
- Now that winter is almost over..
- ATTN: JPW
- I am the creator if the most successful social group on zoklet
- This site is retarded
- Tehe.....
- The emo thread
- lol
- Hey Alexander224!
- anr it has been decided
- it is officially 2/24
- Alcohol Penis Anus Aids
- If reefer really makes you happy nigga blaze it.
- Y is t-shirt hell not shut down?
- godaddy.com gou-humpass
- Can I ask the doctor to use his smallest finger when checking my prostate?
- This is a thread.
- Marv Albert making a comeback
- So Moonmeister retired?
- Give me a kiss
- wake-up call to Half Baked
- I split up with my girlfriend last night.
- The old thumb icons are back.
- I hate my fucking dog
- Fucking Fuck
- ITT: We discuss how i will be killing my self.
- I have to go and set up a bank account today.
- If you don't know who this is
- whats with the "i'm going to kill myself" threads?
- I have a research paper due tomorrow
- Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
- I need a fucking job
- Im in class and
- Why do I smell bad?
- I'm listening to Katy Perry
- Sooooo
- What are you doing right now?
- The ticket checking train guy winked at me..
- The Official PROJECT PAT Diary Thread
- Lost my mutherfuckin password and email
- liquorish is the best candy EVAR!
- readme.1st
- I just did a sneeze.
- I hate cliches on dating sites
- I dont want to live without panzer
- How come...
- There's a big sign at school that says "Porn -- Love it or Hate it?"
- Why go nigger?
- My brother has a sexy fucking 13 year old over.
- Why so nigger?
- With all deus respect
- Deluxe Edition 2010 Beta
- mcgruber is a hardcore faggot
- master killer's ultimate guide to gettin' laid.
- happy mardi gras! :]
- ATTN
- hawtness
- jive turkey
- *builds a little sand castle*
- fav. place to smoke weed
- I'm covered in saw dust and my ears are ringing from working with power tools
- I'm covered in blood and my arms are shaking from working with tools of conquest
- I'm gonna make yet another multi-page thread in GS
- I am eating freshly baked bread and kielbasa and Dutch cheese
- Gusy named erica