- :/
- i hate being drubnk
- Chink stole my bike
- One of my great grandads killed himself by putting his head in a warm oven.
- Is there any point in being alive?
- Let's all please stick to the British way of spelling please.
- omg a girl just msgd me on fb chat WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
- malaca
- BREAKING NEWS: Meteor the size of a house crashes into Tokyo.
- omg a girl just msgd me on zoklet chat WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
- A penguin walks into a pub...
- Your favourite character from The Wire?
- I've been watching all these dance hall videos
- sweet n salty nut bars
- man, does Gaddafi just think we's trollin?
- don't make me go
- Stephanie Gooch
- i bought this french mechanical pencil
- I just told my ex i want to cum on her tits
- Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dirty!
- America! Fuck Yeah!
- I'll change my sig for $1.00...
- Ha ha ha
- Son for my sister
- A gun for my mother
- LDS
- my dumb weather forecast
- in this thread we admit to crimes
- DO NOT: admit to dimes
- Let me introduce myself
- Fuck I need to sleep
- inb4threadcontent
- I'm reading about medical experiments done on humans
- How do I defend myself against drugged out ghetto women?
- The UFO Experience: A Scientific Inquiry
- post a vegetable
- I feel kind of awkward buying beer on monday.
- "they saw I was ready to toss salad"
- Hello Totse! Oh... wait a damn minute
- I have a bunch of Generic Viagra.
- Picture of a fat chinese girl.
- Ive been feelin a little depressed lately
- http://i.imgur.com/PY6eB.jpg
- I am the new moderator for Bat Country.
- add me on msn guys
- i have a bunch of Genetic Viagra
- i have a bunch of genetic girls
- I don't want to seem mean but
- This poster reminds me of my hallucinogen experiences
- God damn it
- I own an oven
- Asians in the library
- Being a chainsmoker has it advantages.
- The White Man is dying and we can do nothing to stop it
- i'm really sick
- Have you tried going to sleep sober lately?
- Happy Happy Joy Joy (Zek!)
- Mr. Simon Pegg? Mr. Nick Frost?
- in every war movie
- How do I defend myself against drugged out Lolis?
- Video of me and my girlfriend
- How to confuse a pedo...
- The Shadows
- LMS where you at
- ATTN: Spectral
- Youtube trends
- This is what is wrong with Australia, and Australians...
- I am the most valued member of zoklet
- I won tonights megamillions...
- dont click on this
- Buy my drawings
- Blood rains down from an angry sky,
- 8========D
- The beers are on me
- J.P.W was fired from his job today guys :(.
- "I can't believe i'm getting sectioned, they think I'm mental!"
- Bent u ooit voordien geëlimineerdk?
- Lets see how many posts we can make that just say "Yo momma"
- Urethra Franklin Live in Concert
- rip vampyro
- Hands Up! ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶
- Things that are sad, but also amusing
- I want to like deer
- Rate my pic
- How motivated are you?
- Ask me anything
- Im depressed.
- Mickey Mouse
- Tried to get anal
- You're all so fucking boring
- I ate a shit ton of mozzerella cheese
- Tsunami Coming!!!!!
- Studying a broad
- Anybody been in their roommates muff?
- I'm seeing bugs everywhere, but then instantly after I go to kill them they just disa
- Good home workout for foreskin?
- Did they have zip-ties/riot cuffs when Houdini was alive?
- I have something to say to you Bat Country
- Nickelback is the best band ever!!
- Blueballed
- jimmer fredette
- list of zoklet transvestites
- tired of making a mess
- U.S. should sell some nuclear warheads to australia.
- Walls of Text
- Spring time=rolling in bitches
- I shouldn't like it
- J.P.W was fired from his job touching guys :(.
- Read an article about domesticated silver foxes>
- this is my list
- let me sleep
- this muslim foreigner from France was talking shit on Skynryd last night
- Anyone want any thing from Ikea?
- Chippy Tea
- I ate your Mother's face
- Should I order these crazy looking things
- ಥ_ಥ
- What was the last thing you forgot to do?
- kill rebecca black?
- Pretty much conclusive proof that the far-right are utterly retarded.
- MSN convo with SHH
- im an insomniac
- TRANSFROMERS!
- You ask me if I love ewes
- I want cunto's shitthread disgrace of an attempt at perversion
- entertain me, hb
- so is the constant rain in England like fucking awesome
- Does this ever happen to you at the ATM?
- geocities
- Today a really ugly woman was smiling at me in a creepy way.
- I just poured me a bowl of cereal and now i have to take a shit
- Update on 4m
- Let's take over San Marino!
- holy shit today kicked ass
- The Great Combinations Thread:
- When does CPR become necrophilia?
- Hey gaize! I just wanted to tell you of some good news!
- A homeless man said he hasn't eatin in three days...
- Why do people claim dolphins are smart?
- This part of town sucks
- I'm not gonna get a proper wash today
- megalodon = dirty sanchez?
- ๏̯͡๏﴿
- bump
- How many fags have you smoked today?
- [B][/ B]
- oh nah nah
- I just hit my elbow really hard off the side of a door
- puke
- Why did McNulty have to pretend to be a serial killer and sodomize a homeless man?
- Ikea pencils for sale.
- pussy anarchists down in london
- I'm getting drunk as fuck and listening to Joe Rogan
- Any of the UK'ers filled in your census form?
- look
- I'm so fucking high
- me na play u
- this is what i have been reduced to drinking
- Been laughing at this jock cunt all night
- so whT happended wAS
- so i took my SONY VAIO laptop back to the retailers last week
- Turns out HB is better when SMU is posting
- Why is -SpectraL posting in HB? No one wants that cunt around
- Hey SMU, do you love animals?
- No doubt I'm drunker than you
- im sorry im not posting as much tonight but i do like to reply to your threads..
- i got 2 bottles of sicilian indicazione geografica tipica and 20 lamberts from co-op
- you're all such boring shitheads
- In the hizooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
- Rebecca Black killed by drive-by
- The clocks have gone forward.
- You're all such boring fannys
- Real men listen to Kajagoogoo
- I just called to say (insert text here)
- brazil V scotland LOLOLKL
- In the year 2000
- asfgvdbsgardb
- NEVER backchat an Englishman
- Last night I got drunk and passed out
- I want SMU to shit on my face - I fantasise about this daily
- ITT we make fun of instigator for not having a tv (donations welcome 50% goes to me)
- ITT we make fun of brits for not having free tv
- ITT: ITT
- gotto get that SHIT
- so SMU broke my heart
- Wow Russia has declared permanent summertime!
- There should be more celebrity sex tapes.
- im drinking gin n tonic like a faggot (with a slice of lime)
- someone paypal me £20 pls
- 1
- Let us devote this thread to curvy dicks
- jam roly-poly
- marbled brownies
- reggae reggae nachos
- italian stuffed chicken
- mocha fondant puddings
- classic scones with jam & clotted cream
- Keith Lemon
- Ultimate chocolate cake
- I am very short today
- Vienerschnitzel
- LMS is now only three feet tall.
- I didnt see a single African American in West Virgina
- All BC needs
- Hawt naked tits on Youtube!
- Update: LMS is now only 2 feet tall.
- Ok bitches, I need money
- wtf is a balaclava?
- Bill Brasky!
- I wonder what Stevie Wonder wonders about...
- today is the day
- If I can't be rich I don't want to live.
- laugh-out-loud at SMU
- I'm in blackout modfe right now...
- Pit Crew
- The Troll of the Decade...
- How would you exploit Rebecca Black if you were her manager or parents?
- The craziest thing happened to me today... I just couldn't beleive it!
- I'd like to let HB/BC decide what my username should be
- buying household products is a way of life
- middle aged woman flirted with me yesterday.
- wanderlei silva discussion thread
- thatsMYdog
- So you're at LordValueMarts house
- the sandwitches at panera
- Since you all are hipsters who find protest trendy...
- Going to Amsterdam this weekend to visit a friend.
- a verey special number its never for fun
- ****Cp ON YOUTUBE****
- I like to go outside at night...
- Should I get high and watch pokemon the movie?
- Chicken in White Sauce
- This forum has really gone downhill
- I haven't spent a whole day sober in two weeks
- Ari Shaffir’s Jew Clam
- So being clever i thought i'd delete all my music to save space.
- Holy shit. Turn on the news!
- let's make this a quality thread so joecool can stop crying
- cumcakes
- Working Class
- telemarketers
- Working Ass
- sherbert
- should zoklet replace all of its current rules with sharia law?
- Become a fireman = get easy pussy
- Cute girl showed me her boobs
- that asshole barrak says the same bullshit over and over for 20 minutes
- The reason the Craigslist killer killed innocent people because....
- I propose a name change for Bat Country
- Why do canadian officers have this moustache?