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- Remember that one thread I made?
- I feel bad for that mime I saw earlier today...
- So this little kid told me a joke today...
- So while you were asleep I had sex with your mom in her vagina and eye socket
- I have dreams of fucking an R'n'B bitch
- fucking nutmeg
- Economic Collapse: there's nothing ewes can't do!
- Balls
- A fetus can die...
- You know those people who try to commit suicide by jumpin from a bridge but wimp out
- I confess
- Scruff McGruff the Crime Dog has rabies
- Back in my day
- Hey HB
- Attn: Everyone involved in the big illegal operation..
- jesus christ zappafan
- So to my surprise people on here claim that I'm not that funny and my posts are dumb.
- This is my most intellegent post ever because...
- You think Bobby Brown ever heard the Frank Zappa song "Bobby Brown"?
- ITT: Something that is better than you...
- For legal reasons i can't take drugs for a whole year.
- What life is more honorable?
- Beer comercials
- Man drives into Grand Canyon. Survives and walks out to look for help....
- happy royal wedding day
- move over The Clash, these guys are punk as fuck
- You're all I've ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
- I can see it in your smile
- I can see it in your eyes
- Hello, is it me you're looking for?
- turn off the lionel richie
- pretty soon rivers is gonna be like 40
- Have you took your medication yet?b
- My favourite bit is at 3:30
- Bought my first pink shirt.
- Another shit fred
- I feel I've been a good poster today
- The name of this place is bullshit...
- I was watchin an ASPCA commercial and they showed this poor little dog
- Have you ever asked your parents if they feel like they wasted their lives?
- Fuck this shit
- Classic Internetz
- What do you think of ZappaFan's threads?
- ask a zoklet poster anything
- You know what would be strange?
- I just found a whole bottle of ginger ale in my freezer
- cock with no head
- Chippy Tea
- I just heard on CNN that somone blasted Rickroll as Kate Middleton drove to wedding
- So some rich fuckers getting married and i'm supposed to be proud of being British?
- I well would
- My cellular bananular phone
- Yeah, so I'm going to order some pizza and watch movies/tv.
- Ever get the urge to masturbate just after you've taken a shower?
- Where's your boss?
- Happy wedding day Will.I.Am!
- Just put out my St George's flag for the royal wedding...
- Kathy Griffin in a bikini
- yummy alcohol
- So I've been reading up on what I'd like to study @ uni a few years into the future
- ATTN:
- i'm not allowed alcohol
- I just got banned from Chatroulette
- at&T chat
- Post here for thanks
- Golden retriever shits on child, PTHC, ill3gal
- I've Come to a Conclusion regarding ZappaFan's posts
- ATTN: Cunto Mcfayden
- Showing off my new computer
- ATTN: Cunto Mcfayden
- This is your chance people of bc..to make history.
- Oh that Steve Wilkos...
- anyone want to play scrabble with me
- learned a new dough-slingin trick from the nigga i was closin wit
- Road-rage support thread
- You sure look good on the dance floor
- Elect me as your Mom and I'll spank anyone you want
- Now I make $150/day automatically....
- Young Women selling death in their box
- I am about to have a cigarette
- Wut should I do??
- I got stoned for the first time in years last night
- This is kind of embarassing but...
- HAHAHAHAHA
- i'm not allowed pcp
- Attn: elf omg
- I call my girl my B.I.T.
- A Short Essay Examining Allegory For the Transformation of Half Baked
- Burnt my skull today.
- So there was this gay couple...
- who wants to taste me??
- THANK YOU.
- So I got upset that I had to check this bitch.
- What does the moon and Maury Povich have in common?
- Free-tail jobs are
- This movie poster is just asking to be Goatsified
- Naming a city "derp"
- lol just found a bag of goodies in my jeans.
- There is a TV show called "Gold Rush" that followers Alasken gold miners
- There's a captain in blue comin after you
- I just finished a really, really good book
- I see this picture and I think
- I found a cure for depression
- danger? HA i walk on the wild-side.
- ZOMG turn on CNN Justin Bieber found dead in Pakistan!
- Bought an apple pie today...
- maks me puup mah pantz
- A Real POTUS
- Call me greedy, but it woulda been sooo cooler if the CAPTURED bin laden instead of
- OMG they finally did it!!! They killed
- Dirty bomb explodes in south FL!!!!!
- hero of islam
- Last week I found out that my daddy is an almost millionaire.
- It seem's al qaida have already taken their revenge!
- Poll about Bin Laden....
- Bin Laden buried at sea...
- Picture of the muslim terrorist's corpse
- Guess what guys?
- last night I threw my cigarrettes out the window
- last night I threw my pies out the window
- smurgles
- Ravin me tits off
- hmm...
- If you had too many beers and nobody would find out...
- I suggest you all download the Bill Burr podcast
- ATTN Risen Ghost of Hitler
- Magic Carp
- Toothlessjoe
- the fucking ground
- Only reason to be here
- I'm bout to get served a sammich
- I can't find my copy of The Hobbit
- So my 1 month ban is up - BUT I'm a HUGE Zappafan!
- I am lacking in more ways than you.
- **chicago zoklets**
- God told me, to tell you, to give me $1000.
- I just realized that money is fuckin pointless
- whats a good movie
- I want to jizz off rooftops onto the street
- ate is the best moderator on zoklet
- Did the Loch Ness Monster ever get his tree fiddy?
- Sir cornwell appreciation thread.
- Has you seen this pair?
- so bin laden's body washed up out side my beach house
- hey CK
- My mountain dew finally arived
- will chillies cure the common cold
- posting shit on the internet
- what ever happened to that cunt with no legs?s
- are you a piece of string?
- Morb
- Rawhhaaa
- im in the mood
- Looking at these pics of Lindsey lohan on her first day of comminity service
- Meanwhile in scotland....
- Going back to the gym.
- I'm going to be more proactive from now on
- Fuck
- if everyone in the world was like 2 and a half feet tall and had been for hundreds of
- I'm gonna get a quart of milk later
- Cunto likes to stalk threads with my name in them....
- I want a smiley blowjob
- POLL: How did the underwater life react when Bin Laden's body was put into the sea?
- Bid Laden was murdered by christian terrorists
- Where's all the zoklet chicks?
- I miss ShutMeUp
- I fucked your mom
- So I'm on youtube watching GG Allin on Jerry Springer...
- im sick
- ZappaFan is a faggot and should go back to SG
- Is the place where osama hung out vacent?
- I feel bad for penguins...
- I have decided to come back to zoklet after cuddling my pillows in bed imagining they
- WTS - [Pink Cape of Faggatory]
- Ashley thinks im less hot with no hair.
- COP's WITH FLASHLIGHTS
- Are you Livin' la Vida Loca?
- HB...
- What do you think of Keith Lemon's threads?
- Back and Bi's done and dusted
- Hey SHH
- Just found this awesome job on jobsnow.co.uk
- forumdisplay.php?f=23
- i like to
- i just realized that honey is fucking useless.
- Oh fuck
- Bee Boop Beep off to space
- I don't know If I need a beer.
- I'm listenting to the shit out of the Muffin Man
- :angryface:
- Bitch
- I want to listen to "Dust in the Wind" by Kansas
- Warning - Time Is Critical
- Zumtream has a new girlfriend.
- I signed up to be a library volunteer
- this computer is broken
- Even as a crack baby mama
- u stuck on somebody
- Guess what, bitch?
- I don't know if I need a queer
- Bat Country Exclusive! Real images of CK- "at work"
- Im so fucking fed up of all of you
- I have 212 Karma Points
- I'm sad
- I have give n out more thanks than I have been thanked
- Occasionally people refferr to me as the eggman
- clone thread
- This is Xerxes
- A great place to hide crack from a crackhead
- I dont know if I need a steer
- Stop cutting off babies at the bar
- Beasteallity Boys are back!
- Its cold outside
- ITT: Princess Blueyez
- All I want is $50 million.
- People who peel potatos are fucking dumb
- Welcome back Fza party.
- Times have changed
- Feeled Trip
- Off to vote.
- I did real good yesterday
- I spit on your hamburger
- Is it psychologically damaging to a pet
- Peasant's Quest
- generic boring thread
- Attn New Zealanders
- ITT: Great music
- Isn't it great when the "sleeping" tablets kick in?
- The official "what are you sitting on right now" thread
- They took you out into the street and kicked you in the brains
- If a woman came up to me
- Box of awesome
- Happy Cinco de Drinko!
- My over 50 dear old mother
- Broadcast Yourself.
- I want international poon pals
- I am selling my tickets to Pennywise , live in Santa Cruz
- Im sat in da barbers waiting for mi haircut
- Eamonn Holmes is a FUCKING trooper
- I signed up with this agency about 4 weeks ago
- I've already ate
- what day is it today?
- They made God look like a senseless maniac.
- When you think about it too much...
- Keiths a man united fan
- I smoked two cigarettes last night
- I went and did some stuff away for the pc for twenty minutes
- lol
- Maybe I am a good troll
- God damn hungry.
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