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- Update on all my fucking youtube money!!!
- This is one crazy day.
- I'm a kitty fucker.
- I want skinny Janes
- Fapping it
- unemployed? no girlfriend? no money? make everything ok!
- I watch porn on high volume with my
- the hb facebook thread
- I just started my last shift before my 5 weeks sabatical.
- There is no poon!
- Your version of utopia
- I'm a white kid from suburbia, Denmark, and my favorite music is gangster rap
- be advised
- 3 gun shots
- Let's all cheer for USA women, Brazile and Chile.
- Fuck yeazzz
- hey guise
- I could really go for a meat pie.
- Holy shit
- Tomorrow is funday!
- your mother in her big fat ass...
- Spectral's favourite song
- do drugs, do push ups
- here lies the body of mary lee
- Degrassi Junior High
- Salvia
- Do not use the lords name in vain
- There is nothing, and I do mean NOTHING,
- Breaking Bad..........
- Which one of you assholes is friends with me on fb?
- possum rhymes with awesome
- Do you like hot dogs?
- I have this urge inside me, to steal a car...
- Crack, Ecstasy, Meth, and Marijuna should be anti-depressants.
- The time has come, my brothers, to assemble the Zoklet army!
- Im gonna make me some nice cammomile tea, does that make me a fuckin faggot?
- i could really go for a pie
- Hermione + Harry
- I like to call people "jerk-off"s
- CyberBu//y
- stress? (marijauna)
- SI, FLY
- big black dick
- I can play bass like this but I dont wanna
- Rain, rain, go away....
- i'm so fucking bored of myself
- bye zoklet
- Sometimes you can tell from the title & movie poster, that a movie is gonna be AWESOM
- How would you describe the aroma men's cologne has?
- I'm a fuckin walking paradox
- There are 10 kinds of people in this world
- Good bye.
- It's a third world after all...
- Mah bitches
- Where my muhfukkin money?
- a black hole came through my window...
- Every tiime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen...
- A cat stole my car.
- Is this a cool way to wear a took?
- Be this a cool way to wear a corpsepaint?
- I fukin love salmonella
- I went to Asia.
- OMG this chick is so hot ( video )
- Freezing cream
- I see black people. (In my 'hood)
- fucking epic day at the casino
- Fuckin' Snakes
- It would be very scary to be a fish in the sea.
- I've sneezed every single day at the same time.
- Neurosis
- I bet this porn vid will be off of Youtube 1 hour from this post
- The real reason why old people fall asleep in their chairs all the time
- On my way home, I saw a local church with a big banner that said "Revive!"
- If you squeeze your nuts when you squirt, would more semen come out?
- Semester of school v. 10 days in St. Thomas (USVI'S)
- Well...
- i just spent 2 hours
- You see,
- Who else misses Little Miss Sunshine?
- A Solution for Somalia
- Cool new cartoons are coming soon!
- modern warfare 2
- How much longer can Rolf sustain speaking in the 3rd person?
- Do you find the possession of bugs
- I said, "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."
- the truth of the matter
- ThE EcOnOmY iS oN tHe BrInK oF cOLLaPsE
- Important question...
- I'm in a lot of trouble.
- Attn: people from Great Britain
- You know that song "It takes two"
- Pros and cons of taking a big shit
- I'm listening to Chinese Democracy
- over population is a result of humans supressing
- I'm making a lot of threads today
- Holy shit! Sweden just attacked Norway!
- I think the reason a lot of my threads are getting few replies is...
- Do you think I'd be able to make the entire BC front page
- Fat women in human clothing
- Valium? Why not
- How many cum drop stains are there on your chair?
- Did JPW died?
- Is a flaccid cock arousing?
- Look everyone! I revived Zoklet all by myself!!
- The fuck is this?
- Tupac and Biggy Smalls are underground
- Zoklet is down, what to do?
- hi
- Fat Albert dance scene
- Amywinehouse shot up a load of Norweigans
- Hey guys. What did you get up to while zoklet was down?
- When Zoklet goes down
- I think I'm waking up
- Just had a nice quick wank
- where is hairybushnun?
- this is the most beautiful car ive ever seen
- Is tramadol any good?
- WAN just stripped and
- Say you just smoked some PCP...
- boobie boobie boobie
- There are pieces of a sliced and diced onion on my kitchen table.
- dicks
- it was a dark and stormy night
- What's the point in posting in Bat Country?
- Bats.
- Did WAN wank it tonight?
- Todays to do list:
- its 03.44 am right now.
- the point of posting in a bat country
- guys im crazy
- Join the Bat Country Militia
- I asked my mate when is it ok to have sex with girls
- Add Amy Winehouse' s Blackberry Messenger Pin: 0V3RD053
- cig break
- I just had an epiphany on Zokelt!
- If my life was a music video
- What would a piece of JFK's skull sell for on Ebay?
- Why doesn't Spectral post in LLR?
- $125,000,000 spent on armies of photo-realistic wizards, dragons and giants
- WAN to be Mental Office receptionist
- Amy Winehouse is still alive.
- ATTN: Black People
- My transcode of Restrepo is complete
- ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ dance to the beat of my drum
- I'm utterly concinved that "'How I Met Your Mother"
- 小娃娃会做菜
- statistics don't mean jack
- I got the internetz time to get drunk
- New Harvard Study: "Fluoridated Heroin Killed Amy Winehouse"
- One of these days Louis, one of these days...
- Are you a lil chublet
- I think I am falling asleep
- someone asked me what my spirit animal was
- 10,000 posts OMG
- I want to have a wank but I think I'm bored of porn
- fact
- Anyone seen that police POV show on TrueTV?
- Imagine finding meat (Carey, Claypool, Copeland and Peart)
- Which one of you is this guy?
- welp
- I love the smell of frying bacon in the morning
- I love the smell of and putting my snake in in the morning!
- Yesterday was my birthday, here is a pic of me at my party-for-1
- i've been smelling my finger
- Threw up all over my bedroom floor..
- nobody bought me a drink on my 21st
- I'll do graffiti..
- I only work one day this week
- HI guise
- So the 5-0 are currently raiding my neighbours house......
- pffffttttttt lulz
- So i have a sex tape.
- Peter Kay still creases me up
- My friend thought it would be funny to plant a bomb in my home
- More money = More getting drunk
- Is there a body-wash/soap that you can just spray on your body and it cleans you?
- My hometown of Surrey, Canada, is producing fentanyl
- I love you half baked
- I Poop In your Cereal
- I miss West Virginia guise
- Y'all nasty hoes stink.
- If JFK ever heard Jeff Berlin play a bass
- Epic clown pic
- "Cowboys and Assholes"
- Let's all be friends
- wtf is going on here
- think sexy thoughts
- This living on your own business is more complicated than you'd think
- I want my money back.
- Last night I played a blank CD at full blast.
- There was a blind bloke outside the shop
- Dont you hate it when your chest hurts and you cant feel your left arm?
- Parents stealing their children's food?
- I feel very fucky
- Smoke cigarettes...
- I don't know about you guys
- Do aliens do drugs?
- The fuck is this?
- One thing I noticed about you guys...
- Jesus is just alright with me!
- Cool thread for hipsters
- You know what they say about the Dutch...
- My back is killing me.
- So ( serious thread ) I had a disturbing conversation with a 65-year-old man tonight.
- +1 Thread
- First Five Posters Get Thanks 3.0
- This thread has been abandoned
- I've got a blind date tonight with this girl who is 78.8 inches tall,
- this shed has been abandoned
- What happened to Cunto?
- I was just watchin a Joy Division video
- This guy is such a faggot
- One city.
- Zoklet's Biggest Loser: Vampyro vs Blunderful
- gonna bum my way across America
- This movie looks to be targeted towards you average Zoklet angry-young-man
- Naplam is the bomb!
- Fuckin only in America do you see retarded welcome signs like this
- Really. Sensitive. Glock.
- I don't get hangovers anymore
- hey gaiz
- Holy Shit. He IS real!!!
- my friend got sponsored by the pink ribbon breast cancer people
- How do you find the richest man in Mexico?
- I ate toad in the hole and some broccoli for my din-dins
- Japanese super fantastic comic book anime punk!
- Just watched that new Muslim-gangster film.......
- British people that talk like they're American on Zoklet
- i am not a backstabbing whore
- Rocky was beheaded by longtime friend, Bullwinkle
- Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at McDonalds?
- I gave a homeless man a coupon for a free bag of chips
- I saved everyone in a resturant by stopping a bomb in the lasagna
- That homeless guy I gave the expired coupon to just found me
- Nigger shark
- Why can't I just win $50,000?
- Some fuckin faggot tried to give me an expired pizza coupon
- I didn't know Macaulay Culkin could play bass.
- Ive discovered its very easy to convince a morbidly obese person he's floating.
- Satan is just a nice guy with a bad rep.
- If I don't get a call between 12:00 and 13:00 today..
- Life is Bullshit.
- I just thought of something that would be disgustingly good
- It's 9.15am and a man has already seen my penis today
- Tea Party: Investigate why are there four batmans
- What the fuck...
- My friend split a fun size candy bar with me
- what you lot had for tea?
- Where is SMU?
- I'd just like to say I'm a big fan of frogs
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