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- Would you ever pull a Geo Duck Clam out of the wet sand with your bare hands?
- John Conner is a a seriously fucked up kid
- Emma Roberts is like a younger version of Julia Roberts
- Xanax sucks
- I want a pet owl
- A little piece of advice, Neo...
- Hey Ox29A
- ATTN: Ashley
- Haud yer fuckin wheesht wee man
- PSA: Now You Know
- Wars of ideology is hopeless
- All the americans are offline
- Any Canadians online right now?
- Animals that don't look cute when they're born.
- I turned on Animal Planet
- Good people of the UK check your 20p's
- Mike Tyson is a friendly, gentle chap
- Hurf durf
- What's the most romantic thing you ever did?
- Hey Morb, what do you think of your precious Sarah Palin's imminent embezzlement...
- "Proud to be an American"
- The Albanians in the building across are yelling again
- Rare Michael Jackson video remake
- Crystal Defanti Video Download
- Alcohol, mustard, and black bread
- Pear or Apple cider?
- One of my neighbors is making Borcht
- Hey Zek, you blowin' shit up today?
- After a long day of surfing the web
- It would appear that this man has met his maker...
- In the city
- My mum is making fme eggy bread and bacon for my dinner...
- Don't drink alcohol, HB
- Unbranded pub pork scratchings.
- How to have sex with the woman of your dreams in 5 simple steps
- I just used the lamest excuse to not go to work today.
- UH YAYA
- FUCK
- ;D
- I just put some steak on the grill
- Post pics of shit holes which are also crime scenes
- A beverage that fits HB perfectly
- Benjamin Button
- Gran Torino
- I just got invited to a LAN party
- lol Canaduh!
- Happy 4th of July Half Baked
- I just played TF2 with JJ the Jet Plane
- This thread needs love
- Just trying something, do not click
- This is a fact
- Attn HB: I have an erection
- No sugar tonight in my coffee
- I have a big bag of
- So I had a shitty Saturday night. How was yours?
- Pics or it didn't gtfo
- Happy 4th of July!
- I am going to ask out my violin teacher
- Say you are fucking a pregnant woman
- ATTN:LSA KING
- Surface area
- If I could piss tanks
- wtf electronic cigarettes???
- I'm depressed
- 0x29A has become far more tolerable
- Fuck these fireworks
- I really hate anime
- guys I am depressed, lonely, cold and not tired.
- Rapper Eminem ( Marshall Mathers ) shot dead in Tennessee...
- I just ran down the street half naked
- I made Ashley cry
- Who has the :fap: smiley saved
- I almost microwaved a fork
- The statue of Lenin is in good hands.
- I done a bit of sick on the floor
- Help :( I think I have a psychological problem
- Ashley can't sleep
- It seems you can post pretty much anything outside of HB
- Hey man, let's go cruisin' with the top down and look moody
- My coffee's gone cold...
- Pancakes or Waffles
- So I was running to the bus stop.
- Movie rental decision help thread
- I burned my hands
- I think I will have some poffles today
- Is it considered weird to have headphone in whilst riding a bike?
- It's That Time Of The Week Again.
- Eating two apples with one tooth.
- When I fap to porn I like to play Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On
- On the internet
- I just watched a girl fuck herself with a hammer.
- Look at you.
- I just got one of those new McDonald's Angus burgers.
- Wank it.
- I started playing WoW
- I'm listening to Eminem
- I was at an amusement park today
- All Michael Jackson's songs are gay
- I'm watching the Super Mario Brother's movie
- HB what music do you listen to?
- 71 Year Old Beats The Fuck Out Of His Penis
- MY TUMMEH HUrTZ
- My everything hurts
- KILL OBAMA
- latest axxo quality action movie
- We should play Clue
- I'm watching The Thing on Cinemax
- I'm an ice road trucker.
- ATTN: HB
- 5th of July Hangover Thread.
- This is how cool I am in real life
- Death Penalty NAO!!!!
- My cute little pony :)
- im bored
- Why Ashley dislikes the US Military:
- OH shit, you've got a red red dot on your head.
- FUCK independence day weekend.
- What does Mike Holmes do when hes not banging your wife?
- I wanna get on stickam
- I'm a nice toad fucker
- All the threads on the front page are bolded
- lol 420
- They call me asshole...They call me fuckhead...
- Fuck.
- My sister and I were playing D&D and it got out of hand
- Well
- bLAcK TeE
- Why the fuck would a god want you to cut your dick?
- Bow Wow Wow, Yippie Yo, Yippie Yay
- I got owned by bees
- wats your fav place to chill?
- Did clover ever make that site?
- You know when something tastes like you think it should smell?(or vice versa)
- I will never be a fat kid...
- Is a 40 oz Old E designed to slip?
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- I went to Sonic and ordered the ex-long chili cheese coney combo
- Oh and to the old guy that tried to steal my parking spot at the supermarket...
- FOR SALE : iPhone 3G S 32GB / Sony Ericsson Idou / Nokia n97 32gb
- Hey guys let's call neilphones01 and ask him about battletoads.
- I want a pussy
- Speak out sweet zokletians!
- ATTN LSA KING
- /cry
- Just bear with me on this one
- Hey Morb, you fuck
- I'm making ideas with my brain
- I'm gonna break into this machining factory
- It's nearly 3:30 AM, I have one cigarette left, and I want to go outside
- someone reply to this
- So I was ugh, cooking and ugh, there was like a sunset so I pictured it...
- I messed up my hair by being drunk
- Old school death metal is the shit.
- What the fuck??
- Michael Jackson's ghost has been sighted in Neverland
- I saw the sun come up
- Guys I entered my picture into the zoklet photo competition. Vote!!
- every other thread in NFHC
- I still think this guy is astounding.
- Yo, I'm tired of this bullshit mang - I want to post in the big leagues...
- This dude got me SO amped up today
- Clinkety, clank, clinkety... clank. My money rolls into the, piggy
- Bbbbbbbbbat Ccccccountry
- ARRGH! This is the worst thing in the world.
- Again, that morning cigarette
- I am currently under a lot of stress
- *poops*
- I got the newFallout 3 DLC, Point Lookout
- So I spilled some isopropyl earlier while I was doing some work
- The sky did some rain just a little while ago
- My stomach hurts, my hands are shaking, and I ache all over
- I can't believe I haven't been fired yet
- ''If I didn't met you at work, I would've gone out with you sooner''
- I don't upset cosmo.
- Will he ever learn?
- Hey Clover
- Remember this.
- Im teaching my chinchilla her mother tongue
- She gave chase
- Ow regret
- Let's all have an orgy.
- What's your favourite number between 1 and 30?
- Fuck any person
- I am about to traumatize you
- Harold Faltermeyer did all of these
- Zoklet's response to the 4chan incident
- My birthday past
- This message goes out to each and everyone of my enemies
- Shit Total Posts: 4,009
- *** The Half Baked Playground ***
- Fuck Niggars.
- What do you wish you could shit?
- I go to the playground to get laid.
- Never forget
- I Purchased A New T-Shirt Today.
- Everclear is tasty
- We are all going to die in 2012
- In a flight, who would win?
- I feel like my stomach is trying to eat itself
- The letter a
- IM A TROLL
- IM A ROLL
- zoklet on a blackberry is not much fun
- What ever happened to master killer?
- You the fucking best
- Half Baked has suffered a great loss today
- IM A POLL
- Fuck I am sunburned
- Toothlessjoe's Twin
- Bbbbbbbbbat Ccccccuntry
- Boba Fett actually escaped from the Pit of Carkoon
- I'm at an abandoned factory.
- Shaquille "fuck free throws" O'Neal
- Ony the truest dawgs are allowed
- Fun with Omegle.com
- Bubbles went home
- I'm watching TV tonight.
- Steve, son of Steve.
- Post here if you just jizzed
- Benjamin Button deserves to be a Zoklet meme
- Bow down to me, for i, am a wealthy merchant!
- Looking out the window....
- These are some awesome pants.
- The only thing we know about Henry Porter...
- Shut Up.
- PUUPDIX
- Try and seduce me
- I have an exam in T-00:51
- Hey Toothlessjoe
- Keyrings everybody should have.
- Have you had a Burger King yet Jazz?
- Good morning
- Is "Rozzers" a commonly used word in England?
- I just applied for a provisional license
- jpdubz!
- Please just let me be with my rainbow cow
- 2 more threads and this thread will be pushed off the page!
- I'm gonna put on my sunglasses and hat and go get some munchies at the store
- #hb
- My Leg hurts :(
- I'm still a little drunk from last night
- This song is about where things belong
- The voice in my head sounds like Russell Brand
- In the new episode of Weeds
- lol i found samguy700's flickr account
- We need to up the hatred level here in HB
- Right, I'm going to watch Con Air
- The seas be ours, and by the powers!
- I'll shuckle your corn
- It is better to be feared and hated during life, perhaps your death celebrated...
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