Worst game ever

[Haiti's Space Agency]

I would have to say counter strike 1.6 halo 3 or WoW:Wrath of Lich King

[Caramello Koala]

counter strike 1.6 was the best thing ever when it came out, what are you on?

[Haiti's Space Agency]

counter strike 1.6 was the best thing ever when it came out, what are you on?
whoops. I meant source.

[IdentityCrisis]

Oh I get it, this is an anti-pop game thread. Nice. Anyways, while I do enjoy CS (both 1.6 and before and Source), I have to say Halo is the dumbest franchise ever. As for WoW... I don't play it, but my girlfriend does, and I have to admit it looks fun. However, when I myself tried it, I quickly logged out and played some CS:S.

[Mantikore]

youve never played a shit game until youve played Gods and Generals :mad:

[Σnigma]

Call of Duty: World At War.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

^ So do you mean to say that Call of Duty 4 (or the entire franchise, whatever) sucks also, or is your opinion retarded and devoid of logic? Just clarify that for me before I decide how much I disagree. I personally think the Call of Duty franchise is pretty decent, at least it's worth playing and can be pretty good times as far as FPS gaming goes.

[16bit]

Halo

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

http://www.hardgamer.com.br/images/uploads/20071228_n64superman64.jpg
You are Superman, the most powerful being on the planet. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound (not to mention flight, invulnerability, heat, telescopic and x-ray vision and Arctic breath). With a character like that, what kind of gameplay would be the most fun? A beat-em up? Free roaming mission based gameplay like the Spider-Man games? No, wait, how about FLYING THROUGH FUCKING RINGS!
http://www.digitpress.com/columns/images/dj_superman64_4.jpg
Who would want to play as in indestructible demigod who's main activity consists of smashing robots, aliens and super villains through buildings when you can FLY THROUGH RINGS ALL DAY?! But wait, let's put a time limit on EVERY LEVEL, couple it with the worst controls and clipping issues and graphics so terrible they need and in-game explanation as "Kryptonite haze", ever encountered in a video game. Oh, and if you fuck up just once, YOU GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE FUCKING START!

[Nephilim]

Red Ninja, the first boss was as difficult as an end-of-game boss -.-.

[IdentityCrisis]

http://www.hardgamer.com.br/images/uploads/20071228_n64superman64.jpg
You are Superman, the most powerful being on the planet. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound (not to mention flight, invulnerability, heat, telescopic and x-ray vision and Arctic breath). With a character like that, what kind of gameplay would be the most fun? A beat-em up? Free roaming mission based gameplay like the Spider-Man games? No, wait, how about FLYING THROUGH FUCKING RINGS!
http://www.digitpress.com/columns/images/dj_superman64_4.jpg
Who would want to play as in indestructible demigod who's main activity consists of smashing robots, aliens and super villains through buildings when you can FLY THROUGH RINGS ALL DAY?! But wait, let's put a time limit on EVERY LEVEL, couple it with the worst controls and clipping issues and graphics so terrible they need and in-game explanation as "Kryptonite haze", ever encountered in a video game. Oh, and if you fuck up just once, YOU GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE FUCKING START!

I liked this review... when it was done by AVGN... and thousands that played the game when it came out.

Regardless, I remember my brother renting this game. He played it for a total of maybe 10 minutes, and then I took it back to the video store for him and told them it didn't work.

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

I liked this review... when it was done by AVGN... and thousands that played the game when it came out.

Regardless, I remember my brother renting this game. He played it for a total of maybe 10 minutes, and then I took it back to the video store for him and told them it didn't work.

In my defense, the thread title is not "Worst game ever that no one has ever heard of". It's the worst game I've ever played (except perhaps for Jaws on the NES) so it's what I posted.

[Reiziv]

Yeah, superman 64 is the worst game for that console, hands down.

But really, AVGN already reviewed pretty much most of the worst games around.

[Σnigma]

^ So do you mean to say that Call of Duty 4 (or the entire franchise, whatever) sucks also, or is your opinion retarded and devoid of logic? Just clarify that for me before I decide how much I disagree. I personally think the Call of Duty franchise is pretty decent, at least it's worth playing and can be pretty good times as far as FPS gaming goes.

...When I say Call of Duty: World At War, I mean Call of Duty: World At War. I don't mean the whole Call of Duty franchise. If I wanted to say the Call of Duty franchise, I would have said the Call of Duty franchise. I don't know where the hell you're getting this 'he's joking the whole franchise' thing from, but World At War sure as hell shouldn't be considered part of the franchise. It was an utter piece of shit, and I regret ever buying it.

[Concrete Donkey]

Hellgate: London

[Fish]

Hellgate: London

Dude, your name is the perfect name for posting in this forum.

And Daikatana was terrible. The kind of terrible that makes your computer weep like a battered child.

[Yggdrasil]

Not that it's absolutely terrible, but Spore was a gigantic letdown for me. I was expecting much better out of Will Wright and Maxis. I blame EA Games :mad::mad:

[Anima Mundi]

Motherfucking Bubsy. DID HE MENTION HE IS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?! DID HE?! DID HE FUCKING MENTION IT?! *Blows brains out*

[shopping cart for brains]

GTA 4 for the PC

Because it makes me cry every time I open it

[Trix Are For Kids]

...When I say Call of Duty: World At War, I mean Call of Duty: World At War. I don't mean the whole Call of Duty franchise. If I wanted to say the Call of Duty franchise, I would have said the Call of Duty franchise. I don't know where the hell you're getting this 'he's joking the whole franchise' thing from, but World At War sure as hell shouldn't be considered part of the franchise. It was an utter piece of shit, and I regret ever buying it.


I actually enjoyed WaW, but I have to say, the whole storyline sucked. I hated how you go from one charactor to the next... plus, I really don't like Russians, no offense. It was a real letdown to me, but the multiplayer really made up for shitty solo play. Also, I detest anybody who thinks that Halo is a good franchise. I mean, the games are illogical and irrational. I don't know why anybody would enjoy being a robot. I must say, worst games ever. They are meant for 12 year old xbox nerds with no friends.

If you want a good game, I have to say CoD 4 was highly underrated, and GTA San Andreas is better than any new game.

[Σnigma]

...but the multiplayer really made up for shitty solo play.

What the fuck!? The multiplayer was exponentially worse than the single-player. Its bad enough that you consistently spawn in the line of fire, but then there's the faggots that sit under the map. And then if you try and use a single-shot weapon, you get buttfucked by all the Juggernaut faggots with their Ppshssh guns. And let's talk about the sensitive-as-fuck, mini-nuclear Bouncing Bettys.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

...When I say Call of Duty: World At War, I mean Call of Duty: World At War. I don't mean the whole Call of Duty franchise. If I wanted to say the Call of Duty franchise, I would have said the Call of Duty franchise. I don't know where the hell you're getting this 'he's joking the whole franchise' thing from, but World At War sure as hell shouldn't be considered part of the franchise. It was an utter piece of shit, and I regret ever buying it.

Ah, so retarded and devoid of logic then. That is what I was carefully asking you to clarify. Carry on.

[Afromonk]

COD:WAW is full of fail and AIDS.
However it is not the worst game ever.

Anything that has been backed by a film.
Kingkong, Sharks tale, the indestructibles etc.
The always release a shitty platformer and evryone makes me cringe.

Also splinter cell.
The whole series.
This wimpy ass american guy who walks around in tight black spandex, hits enemies in the back and thinks hacking cameras is cool.
Thats some boring gay shit right there.

[Fetus-Smasher]

Fucking brute force.
Or Tiger Helli on the NES, the shitty games that don't end. With the game genie you find that the last level loops around to the 1st.

[zuperxtreme]

Big Rigs. Seriously, why would they release a game in that condition? :confused:

[TokoYami200]

Hellgate: London
The time it took to download the demo was longer than I actually spent playing that game. There was actually hype for that game and when the demo came out no one mentioned the game again.

My worst game ever is Soldier Front. I played other FPS that were pretty crappy like Combat Arms, but SF just sucks. It plays, looks and sounds like vomit. You can't even alt+tab out, the game cries and closes itself.

[Minority Deport]

Baseball on NES, what a cheap fucking game pissed me off

[Bender]

Runescape.

MMORPS are the most dangerous type of communism.

[Snoopy]

The two homos arguing about call of duty are yet to have their balls drop. Was that sentence good English? I sure hope so. Heaven forbid I made a grammatical error.

[NamelessNom4d]

DRIV3R. That game was loltasticly bad though. I seriously had so much fun with that game even though it was so horrible, I even beat it somehow. My favorite thing to do was do go to take a ride mode and just smash into shit (the damage models were actually very good) and get the cops to chase you. The cop AI is what made the game so loltastic. They would sometimes repeatedly smash into things trying to get to a destination, or drive into the water trying to get to you. Also, if you drove fast enough, cop cars would sometimes visibly spawn out of thin air and land on things and then try to chase you down, usually spinning out of control and smashing into oncoming traffic.

It was also even more fun to drive on the sidewalk and hit pedestrians. *THUMP* *THUMP aHHHH! *THUMP* lol.... of course each ped would awkwardly fly over the hood of the car with the same animation each time.

I think that was the only game I've ever played that was so bad it was fun.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

DRIV3R. That game was loltasticly bad though. I seriously had so much fun with that game even though it was so horrible, I even beat it somehow. My favorite thing to do was do go to take a ride mode and just smash into shit (the damage models were actually very good) and get the cops to chase you. The cop AI is what made the game so loltastic. They would sometimes repeatedly smash into things trying to get to a destination, or drive into the water trying to get to you. Also, if you drove fast enough, cop cars would sometimes visibly spawn out of thin air and land on things and then try to chase you down, usually spinning out of control and smashing into oncoming traffic.

It was also even more fun to drive on the sidewalk and hit pedestrians. *THUMP* *THUMP aHHHH! *THUMP* lol.... of course each ped would awkwardly fly over the hood of the car with the same animation each time.

I think that was the only game I've ever played that was so bad it was fun.
I remember that game. The damage models were cool.

[DrunkFetus]

Lol, you guys must have not played the E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial Video Game. That is literally the worst game ever.

[Aldaraia]

I think Superman 64 deserves its rank for worst game. Advent Rising was pretty bad, especially when Microsoft hyped it to hell and what we got was a pile of turds. Terminator 2 for SNES blew serious cock.

[Trueborn]

Custer's Revenge.

[Township Rebellion]

DRIV3R. That game was loltasticly bad though. I seriously had so much fun with that game even though it was so horrible, I even beat it somehow. My favorite thing to do was do go to take a ride mode and just smash into shit (the damage models were actually very good) and get the cops to chase you. The cop AI is what made the game so loltastic. They would sometimes repeatedly smash into things trying to get to a destination, or drive into the water trying to get to you. Also, if you drove fast enough, cop cars would sometimes visibly spawn out of thin air and land on things and then try to chase you down, usually spinning out of control and smashing into oncoming traffic.

It was also even more fun to drive on the sidewalk and hit pedestrians. *THUMP* *THUMP aHHHH! *THUMP* lol.... of course each ped would awkwardly fly over the hood of the car with the same animation each time.

I think that was the only game I've ever played that was so bad it was fun.

I agree. Driv3r was so full of flaws, and yet somehow the driving was fairly fun and the crash models made for serious lulz. I liked the well-recreated cities, though bizarrely empty, and the car designs were cool. That was about it though. The AI was laughably bad, but the one part that I thought was seriously hilarious enough to warrant an hours' worth of play was in Take a Ride mode, in Miami, after you've gotten all the timmys. Going to the bumper and unlocking the big-rig anarchy mode was just priceless, turbine tractors that had like 3000 Horsepower and double the torque, all driven by incredibly dense tommy vercetti rip-offs wearing floaties chasing after you. Once you figured out how terribly stupid the AI really is, it was so much fun taking advantage of that and troll them until they crashed themselves trying to run into me at 3 billion miles an hour. You could even get out and stand still, and they would drive around in circles trying to run you over, until two of them ran into each other and sent themselves flying into the air, landing upside down. Totally ROFL-worthy.

Of course, Driv3r being the terrible game it is, when you get out and remove the timmys and take their truck, you find it suddenly goes as slow as all the regular trucks. Gay :(

I've actually played E.T. for the Atari 2600. When I was in grade school, I had a friend named Chris. Chris was a complete nerd of the highest order, and collected alot of very old games. Seems to me he got a few copies of the game out of the garbage from our local used game shop at the time. What a waste of time that game was, yet Chris would actually play it and attempt to get somewhere with it! All I remember is laughing at how stupid it was. You had to hold the button (or joystick UP, I can't remember now), and ET's neck would extend its head up out of the hole you were sitting in. Once you got to the top of the screen, it would change to the view on the ground topside of the hole you were in. Then you had to let go and let the rest of the body wind itself back up into the air before some random bad guy hit you, which it often did, which immediately sent you back down into your hole. The object of the game, I do believe, was to find the telephone. Well, to get to the telephone. I think we wound up leaving ET in his hole to die :D

Never played Superman 64, but I remember EGMs review of it. I think one guy gave it a 0.5, perhaps even 0.0 out of 10. LOL.

[Σnigma]

Fucking brute force.

Come on, Brute Force wasn't that bad. The AI just sucked balls.

I'll give an (dis)honorable mention to Army of Two, because it was the biggest letdown of all fucking time.

[Revvy]

Thsi fucking 3d sonic game on gamecube made me raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaege

[Infidel Castro]

Superman 64 was bad, but the first level was fun. You could just fly around the city and chill out. I remember fly to the tallest building in the city and diving head first off of it, pretending Superman was committing suicide.

I never got past the rings shit, but I can say that I enjoyed the first level of Superman 64 more than I enjoyed all of Assassins Creed. Take that for what you will.

[Nostalgia]

Fucking brute force.
Or Tiger Helli on the NES, the shitty games that don't end. With the game genie you find that the last level loops around to the 1st.

What you didn't like Brute Force? That game was fucking awesome (expecially multiplayer)

[Major General Franklin Kirby]

Superman 64 was shit. I remember in New Zealand before it come out they did a lot of marketing and advertisements to pre-order it. We get our games a few months after the USA so obviously they realized how shit it was and decided to sell as many copies as they could before anyone got the chance to play it. You have to understand in NZ at that time it was very rare for a game to be advertised to pre-order I think the only other game that was advertised extensively for pre-order sales during that time was Zelda- Ocarina of Time obviusly because there was going to be a shortage.

Edit: I did buy a copy recently for about $5US I thought it would be nice to own what is arguably the worst game of all time.

[aussiedude]

kill.switch on ps2, the 3rd person shooter which was based entirely around duck-cover-shoot

actually come to think of it lots of shit that has an entire focus on duck'n'cover is just annoying

[Satyr]

Watch this and try tell me with a straight face that this isn't worst game you ever saw.

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/video/6086530/big-rigs-over-the-road-racing-video-review

[sexualjesus]

3# the first civilisations,

2# dread rising

and to the number 1 spot of super shitty games, prey

[sexualjesus]

kill.switch on ps2, the 3rd person shooter which was based entirely around duck-cover-shoot

actually come to think of it lots of shit that has an entire focus on duck'n'cover is just annoying

lol you know i really wanted that game, i accidently looked up killzone and bought that instead... thankfuck i chose killzone

you know another game thats based around duck and shoot, ghost recon advanced warfighter, to be honest its a 100% great game that revolutionised gaming, but the system they made for damage (kinda like halo 3 or cod4 where you can take an amount of damage without dying) only instead of exactly like that its really that the bullets just dont hit you untill you dont duck quick enough and one finally hits you, only problem with this is its quite random and they can get off a lucky shot and fuck your day up when your half way through a mission.

also the controlls make me wanna kill small animals, still play it though, just hard to build up the effort knowing that when im pulling my hair out thanks to the controlls half way through a mission my entire squad wont listen to me and will get blown up by a tank, and when i go to save them ill die randomly by a stray shot...

[Agent 008]

DRIV3R. That game was loltasticly bad though. I seriously had so much fun with that game even though it was so horrible, I even beat it somehow. My favorite thing to do was do go to take a ride mode and just smash into shit (the damage models were actually very good) and get the cops to chase you. The cop AI is what made the game so loltastic. They would sometimes repeatedly smash into things trying to get to a destination, or drive into the water trying to get to you. Also, if you drove fast enough, cop cars would sometimes visibly spawn out of thin air and land on things and then try to chase you down, usually spinning out of control and smashing into oncoming traffic.

It was also even more fun to drive on the sidewalk and hit pedestrians. *THUMP* *THUMP aHHHH! *THUMP* lol.... of course each ped would awkwardly fly over the hood of the car with the same animation each time.

I think that was the only game I've ever played that was so bad it was fun.

Driver 1 was so damn good though.

[Agent 008]

Lol, you guys must have not played the E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial Video Game. That is literally the worst game ever.

Haha, I lol'd so damn hard!

2DTjLG3usQo

[Young Meth]

*whips out trumpet* PRnrnrnrnrnrnr, prnrnrnrnnr.

[SpicyDarkyFanny]

Fucking Big Rigs

[a giant pterodactyl]

I would have to say counter strike 1.6 halo 3 or WoW:Wrath of Lich King

i would have to say your attempt at trolling failed miserably.

halo3 is one of the best games ever, played by 10's of millions every day and the sold the most of any game . lol

you probably think Everquest is a good game. lol

[Haiti's Space Agency]

i would have to say your attempt at trolling failed miserably.

halo3 is one of the best games ever, played by 10's of millions every day and the sold the most of any game . lol

you probably think Everquest is a good game. lol

I'm going to have to disagree.

[Erorr]

Friday The 13th



Easily the worst game ever

http://www.racketboy.com/retro/friday13-2.jpg

[Agent 008]

Friday The 13th



Easily the worst game ever

http://www.racketboy.com/retro/friday13-2.jpg

Looks pretty good:

ybA3i_OlZE4

[Bjork]

nBr7EhL6Jpg

[Uriah Heep]

Pokemon stadium.

Need I say more?

[Agent 008]

nBr7EhL6Jpg

What the fuck? This game is basically about driving along a straight road, with no other cars, and with nothing at all happening?

[Σnigma]

Pokemon stadium.

Need I say more?

Fuck you sir, Pokemon Stadium was pretty good.

[Snoopy]

i would have to say your attempt at trolling failed miserably.

halo3 is one of the best games ever, played by 10's of millions every day and the sold the most of any game . lol

you probably think Everquest is a good game. lol

You're wrong. Halo is gaylo and is only played by faggits.

[Trueborn]

i would have to say your attempt at trolling failed miserably.

halo3 is one of the best games ever, played by 10's of millions every day and the sold the most of any game . lol

you probably think Everquest is a good game. lol

Actually, Ocarina of Time sold the most copies according to Guiness Book of World Records. It's also considered "the best game of all time" based on some other metric. I think average of ratings.

[DEADBEATDAD]

Call Of Duty,Any sports title, plastic instruments

FF7 is a shitty game, I have no idea why people wet their dicks over it constantly.

[13579]

kill.switch on ps2, the 3rd person shooter which was based entirely around duck-cover-shoot

actually come to think of it lots of shit that has an entire focus on duck'n'cover is just annoying

I loved that game, just wish it was multiplayer. The cover system was fun.

[Bjork]

What the fuck? This game is basically about driving along a straight road, with no other cars, and with nothing at all happening?

yeah and your bus constantly veers to the right, so u have to constantly tap left to keep it on the road...lol.. about 5hrs in apparently a bug hits your windshield, and you get to your destination in 8.. which gets you 1 point, and then you can drive all the way back again!

[Erorr]

This game isnt the worst but I just have to say

FUCK METAL GEAR SOLID


Fuck it and its long cut screens and stupid dialogue all you playstation fucks can go to hell too boot

[Snoopy]

This game isnt the worst but I just have to say

FUCK METAL GEAR SOLID


Fuck it and its long cut screens and stupid dialogue all you playstation fucks can go to hell too boot

Someone's new at being new.

[Anima Mundi]

Custer's Revenge.

Yeah, maybe you wouldn't like it if you like to have casual sex with men! MANS GAME.

[Neverender]

...When I say Call of Duty: World At War, I mean Call of Duty: World At War. I don't mean the whole Call of Duty franchise. If I wanted to say the Call of Duty franchise, I would have said the Call of Duty franchise. I don't know where the hell you're getting this 'he's joking the whole franchise' thing from, but World At War sure as hell shouldn't be considered part of the franchise. It was an utter piece of shit, and I regret ever buying it.

Its the same as COD 4 but with old weapons and new maps. Tanks are dumb. The scoring system is much better though.

[Neverender]

i would have to say your attempt at trolling failed miserably.

halo3 is one of the best games ever, played by 10's of millions every day and the sold the most of any game . lol

you probably think Everquest is a good game. lol

Halo fucking sux!

[Neverender]

I nominate any sports game ever pretty much. They are so stupid.

Pass the ball run oh shit interceptz FUCK run the other way. Repeat...repeeat...repeatttt.

Golf: hit it...hit it again.....hit it again.....oh shit look you gota hit it some more! look its in the hole! your the bezt golfer ever!

Tennis: whap................whap.......................... .....whap...........whap.........FUCK!..repeat

Baseball: Pitch, swing, miss, pitch, swing, hit....runn....run...ok we're done. REPEATTT

[The Savage]

Combat Arms done by HAXon

Spent months getting up to Master SGT 4 with something like 20,000+ kills and a 1.40 and rising K/D, Then my account got reset for using a gliched pistol for one day while the other 100,000 cunts with wallhacks and aimbots were still happily playing.

fuckincocksuckingwhorekoreancunts!

oh and i never got into Halo, seemed kind of lame.

[Neverender]

Combat Arms done by HAXon

Spent months getting up to Master SGT 4 with something like 20,000+ kills and a 1.40 and rising K/D, Then my account got reset for using a gliched pistol for one day while the other 100,000 cunts with wallhacks and aimbots were still happily playing.

fuckincocksuckingwhorekoreancunts!

oh and i never got into Halo, seemed kind of lame.

Combat arms was pretty awesome man, except that in fact EVERYONE was cheating. After a while I realized that everyone couldn't be that good and got cheats of my own.:D

[Xlite]

Tetris

[sdmf_from_hell]

Tetris

You must be confused. This isn't a 'Best game ever' thread.


:D

[Σnigma]

Combat arms was pretty awesome man, except that in fact EVERYONE was cheating. After a while I realized that everyone couldn't be that good and got cheats of my own.:D

The whole Combat Arms premium-weapons system was just gay. You pay real money to have a weapon in the game...temporarily. That's fucking gay.

[zTi]

Lol, you guys must have not played the E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial Video Game. That is literally the worst game ever.

Are the story's about copys being left buried in New Mexico true?

[13579]

This game isnt the worst but I just have to say

FUCK METAL GEAR SOLID


Fuck it and its long cut screens and stupid dialogue all you playstation fucks can go to hell too boot

lol fail at trying to start shit, you love metal gear :D

[Haiti's Space Agency]

lol fail at trying to start shit, you love metal gear :D

He wasn't trying to start shit. Just simply expressing his distaste in a shitty game and that game's shitty characterisitcs.

[Snoopy]

He wasn't trying to start shit. Just simply expressing his distaste in a shitty game and that game's shitty characterisitcs.

:yawn:

[EssJay]

Ur25KP061PE
And it's all true.

[Neverender]

The whole Combat Arms premium-weapons system was just gay. You pay real money to have a weapon in the game...temporarily. That's fucking gay.

I never paid for shit. You lose sir!

[Erorr]

He wasn't trying to start shit. Just simply expressing his distaste in a shitty game and that game's shitty characterisitcs.

Right on the money

[Σnigma]

I never paid for shit. You lose sir!

Nor did I, son.

[Maddo]

ITT: A guide to obvious trolling.

Title - Very opinionated subject
Body - Statement that very popular things are very bad.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

[EssJay]

ITT: A guide to obvious trolling.

And in the above post: someone who doesn't understand that not everyone likes popular things.

[Tokerface]

Cs 1.6 was fucking epic, though I agree source sucked. Too many headshots :mad:

[TLV]

i would have to say your attempt at trolling failed miserably.

halo3 is one of the best games ever, played by 10's of millions every day and the sold the most of any game . lol

you probably think Everquest is a good game. lol



halo 3 has not sold the most of any game.

[Maddo]

And in the above post: someone who doesn't understand that not everyone likes popular things.

Just because one person, or some group of people doesn't like something, doesn't make it the "worst ... ever".

[RadioFree]

Just because one person, or some group of people doesn't like something, doesn't make it the "worst ... ever".

And just because a bunch of people like something doesn't make it good either. In fact, in this case it makes them retards.

[Maddo]

And just because a bunch of people like something doesn't make it good either. In fact, in this case it makes them retards.

Agreed. 8,000,000 pre-teen girls liking Paris Hilton doesn't mean that she's good at ... whatever it is she's famous for in the first place.

BUT, just because I and several hundred thousand million whatever amount of other people hate, say, adventure/rpg games, that doesn't make Zelda: OoT the worst game ever. Especially when it quite clearly is a very good game and millions of people think it's gods gift to gaming.

So shove it. We're both right.

[KeepOnTruckin]

You dumbasses arguing about CoD4 vs 5 have obviously never played Quantom of Solace. Now that was a failed game. They took CoD4, one of the best games ever, and changed only the dialog to make the worst james bond game ever. The guns are all the same. Why does James Bond need an M60 with holographic scope?

It is interesting to note that both CoD WAW and Quantam of Solace were developed by Treyarch and published by activision. Both of these games were epic fails. But yet CoD4 by Infinity Ward, is one of the best games ever. We will see if Modern Warfare 2 by inifinity continues the winnage

The problems with CoD WaW were first with the storyline, which sucked, and the AI which fails at in Campaign (now called solo, WTF?) i mean the whole squad will rush past 1 jap, stand 3 feet away and not shoot. Meanwhile the jap shoots me 20 feet away in cover rather than the 5 dudes right next to him. Oh and the sound efects of gunshots, etc. sucked too. The one good thing WaW had was the blood.

[EssJay]

Just because one person, or some group of people doesn't like something, doesn't make it the "worst ... ever".

In their opinion it does.

[Maddo]

In their opinion it does.

So if i were to say that In my opinion, Zelda OoT is the worst game of all time and every copy of it ever made should be burned in a massive bonfire, does that make my opinion valid or correct?

So i can say anything i like as long as i state that it's only my opinion?

In my opinion, Hitler was right and we should finish his work on the Final Solution.

This takes me back to my first post in this thread. Originally posted by Maddo:
ITT: A guide to obvious trolling.

Title - Very opinionated subject
Body - Statement that very popular things are very bad.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

In my opinion, as expressed above, the OP is trolling.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Look at all this discussion!

[hazmat]

A lot of people would rate Waterworld as the worst movie ever, and the game (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterworld_(video_game)) deserves the same regards.

[Metaknight42]

Watch this and try tell me with a straight face that this isn't worst game you ever saw.

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/video/6086530/big-rigs-over-the-road-racing-video-review

isn't that the lowest score gamespot has given?

[Kwinnie Bogan]

You dumbasses arguing about CoD4 vs 5 have obviously never played Quantom of Solace. Now that was a failed game...

I'm listening..

....It is interesting to note that both CoD WAW and Quantam of Solace were developed by Treyarch and published by activision. Both of these games were epic fails. But yet CoD4 by Infinity Ward, is one of the best games ever. We will see if Modern Warfare 2 by inifinity continues the winnage


..alright, now I'm not paying attention any more. Massive fail.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

A lot of people would rate Waterworld as the worst movie ever, and the game (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterworld_(video_game)) deserves the same regards.

I liked Waterworld :hrmph:

[underOATH]

isn't that the lowest score gamespot has given?

It got a 1 :rofl:

[wmt9]

i would have to say your attempt at trolling failed miserably.

halo3 is one of the best games ever, played by 10's of millions every day and the sold the most of any game . lol

you probably think Everquest is a good game. lol

Halo 3 is not only the worst out of the series. But a huge fail on sooo many levels.

As trueborn said, ocarina of time. Best game ever.

[Agent 008]

"A Boy and his Blob"

http://www.playnes.net/play/12/A_Boy_and_His_Blob.html

[Snoopy]

"A Boy and his Blob"

http://www.playnes.net/play/12/A_Boy_and_His_Blob.html

Are you retarded? I had that game for the Gayme Boy and it rocked balls.

[Agent 008]

Gayme Boy

Best typo I've seen all day.

[NamelessNom4d]

I agree. Driv3r was so full of flaws, and yet somehow the driving was fairly fun and the crash models made for serious lulz. I liked the well-recreated cities, though bizarrely empty, and the car designs were cool. That was about it though. The AI was laughably bad, but the one part that I thought was seriously hilarious enough to warrant an hours' worth of play was in Take a Ride mode, in Miami, after you've gotten all the timmys. Going to the bumper and unlocking the big-rig anarchy mode was just priceless, turbine tractors that had like 3000 Horsepower and double the torque, all driven by incredibly dense tommy vercetti rip-offs wearing floaties chasing after you. Once you figured out how terribly stupid the AI really is, it was so much fun taking advantage of that and troll them until they crashed themselves trying to run into me at 3 billion miles an hour. You could even get out and stand still, and they would drive around in circles trying to run you over, until two of them ran into each other and sent themselves flying into the air, landing upside down. Totally ROFL-worthy.

Of course, Driv3r being the terrible game it is, when you get out and remove the timmys and take their truck, you find it suddenly goes as slow as all the regular trucks. Gay :(

Hmmm I never did find all the Timmys. That sounds rofl-worthy enough to break out that game again and try to find them. I have to find my memory card though because there's no way I'm going to fucking try and play through that game again. DRIV3R actually could've been a very good game, maybe even a GTA-Killer if the developers had actually worked out all the flaws and not spent so much time doing fucking advertising. The damage models and city detail was absolutely top-notch, it just needed a better shooting mechanic and much, much better AI. Oh and blood... I forgot that blood was entirely absent from DRIV3R and it still got an M rating LOL. Actually now that I think about it almost everything in that game was broken except for the driving part and the cities. Oh well... I still had fun with it and lots of lulz even though it was pretty bad. DRIV3R is one of those bad movies that you watch over and over again anyway because it's funny... yet it's not supposed to be.

[White Jesus]

i would have to say your attempt at trolling failed miserably.

halo3 is one of the best games ever, played by 10's of millions every day and the sold the most of any game . lol

you probably think Everquest is a good game. lol

Wii fit outsold your precise halo 3

[RadioFree]

Wii fit outsold your precise halo 3

More fatties than retards. Although I'm sure there is overlap.

[Revvy]

Wii fit outsold your precise halo 3

I'd say Halo 3 is more precise.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

I'd say Halo 3 is more precise.

I think the Wii fit requires more precision.

[Tommy Lund]

War Gods by far.

I am not that big a fighting game man but I have played quite a few.

A fighting game can be fun when done right, but this god awefull shit isn`t.

I hate myself for buying it.

Hell, even Shaq Fu is better.

[Township Rebellion]

Hmmm I never did find all the Timmys. That sounds rofl-worthy enough to break out that game again and try to find them. I have to find my memory card though because there's no way I'm going to fucking try and play through that game again. DRIV3R actually could've been a very good game, maybe even a GTA-Killer if the developers had actually worked out all the flaws and not spent so much time doing fucking advertising. The damage models and city detail was absolutely top-notch, it just needed a better shooting mechanic and much, much better AI. Oh and blood... I forgot that blood was entirely absent from DRIV3R and it still got an M rating LOL. Actually now that I think about it almost everything in that game was broken except for the driving part and the cities. Oh well... I still had fun with it and lots of lulz even though it was pretty bad. DRIV3R is one of those bad movies that you watch over and over again anyway because it's funny... yet it's not supposed to be.

You don't need to even touch the story mode. Just go straight to Take a Ride, get a FAQ or something, then go hunt all the timmys down. Save it afterwards and forever more you'll have aquaphobic retards chasing you in rocket-powered big rigs in no time at all. I mean, if you feel like it :p

[NamelessNom4d]

You don't need to even touch the story mode. Just go straight to Take a Ride, get a FAQ or something, then go hunt all the timmys down. Save it afterwards and forever more you'll have aquaphobic retards chasing you in rocket-powered big rigs in no time at all. I mean, if you feel like it :p

Yeah but I had the game beat. :(

And if I remember correctly you unlocked guns for Take a Ride as you went through the story.

[Township Rebellion]

Yeah but I had the game beat. :(

And if I remember correctly you unlocked guns for Take a Ride as you went through the story.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/code/561852.html

I think the point is it isn't worth going through the story when all you'll be doing is fucking around in Take-a-Ride mode. I simply used cheats.

I continue to bring Driv3r up because I can't help but think how good it could've been; nay, how good a new Driver game could be. If they kept to that aesthetic but spent time making the rest of the game playable, a modern Driver game could theoretically be a good alternative to GTA, as opposed to a poor rip-off it has usually been. I'm thinking a Story mode where your character, "Tanner" I guess, could take any number of different paths. A professional driver, a fugitive, a detective, a gang member etc, basically the path you took would be completely up to you and the story would evolve based on those choices. Only story missions that reflect your chosen path would become open to you. They could include a few more cities, but more to the point they should keep Miami, but include San Fransisco (Bullitt anyone?), Sydney, maybe Monaco, and whatever else would work. Using real world cars would also be more fun, but completely unlikely. It could be pretty fucking good.

edit: I figured it's better I just edit this post. Played Driv3r again and decided to unlock the infinite mass mode in Istanbul. Complete lulz ensued. I must have killed like 100,000+ people and completely destroyed several million dollars worth of cars in the span of half an hour.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2008/08/28/8a78212d96652ae/realityworstgame.jpg

[Xlite]

http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2008/08/28/8a78212d96652ae/realityworstgame.jpg

This

[anonymous2210]

Without reading all of the replies before me:

This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DTjLG3usQo

[Acacia]

Halo/WOW

[The New Guru]

I'm fairly certain almost every third party Wii game is in tight competition for the title of "Worst Game Ever".

I'm anything but a fan of the Halo or WoW franchises. Yes, they're being milked for all they're worth, but at least they appear to have had some heart and soul poured/compiled into them over the years. Honestly, there's so much shit being passed off as playable in the name of "casual gaming" right now that it's not even funny. What's worse is the fact that these people are actually making money, so they're not likely to be going anywhere soon.

[33% God]

Big Rigs. Seriously, why would they release a game in that condition? :confused:

Winner winner chicken dinner.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

I'm fairly certain almost every third party Wii game is in tight competition for the title of "Worst Game Ever".


Fixed. Really, it is.

[wmt9]

Fixed. Really, it is.

Kwinnie fuck you, mario galaxies is trippy as shit, and ssbb is just plain fun.

[harry_hardcore_hoedown]

How about "Action 52"? I think it'd be hard to beat that.

[Tommy Lund]

I am going with Simpsons Wrestling.

That fighter game was god awefull.

[White Jesus]

I am going with Simpsons Wrestling.

That fighter game was god awefull.

I liked it .....

[Maddo]

I am going with Simpsons Wrestling.

That fighter game was god awefull.

Simpson's DOOM was much better. :thumbsup:

[Tommy Lund]

I liked it .....

What did you like about it?

[EssJay]

Simpson's DOOM was much better. :thumbsup:

Fuck, I remember playing that when I was a kid. I might have to try and track that down again.

[Zunziba]

E.T. for Atari wins by a landslide.

[White Jesus]

What did you like about it?

I dont remember
Probably the pretty colours