View Full Version : Good mods are being demodded and retards take their place.
i poop in your cereal
02-16-2009, 10:09 PM
This new style of fail is not to my liking.
I just wanted to let you know that.
ILTST9
02-16-2009, 10:11 PM
Did you just call Meta a good mod? lolwut
i poop in your cereal
02-16-2009, 10:12 PM
No. wires.
slowdown
02-16-2009, 10:14 PM
Could you be more specific as to all these good mods leaving and who is taking their place? This thread lacks details and thus is purely subjective.
All I see so far is wires and meta not being mods. Please elaborate.
i poop in your cereal
02-16-2009, 10:16 PM
I can't be arsed. Lurk around IRC for a few minutes or something.
slowdown
02-16-2009, 10:17 PM
I can't be arsed. Lurk around IRC for a few minutes or something.
After reading the stuff you quoted? No thanks. I like it here. :)
Slave of the Beast
02-16-2009, 10:18 PM
I have absolutely no idea why some mods are stepping down.
*kincough*
H a r o l d
02-16-2009, 10:21 PM
Kinkou will probably come back now..
Fuck wires and fuck meta.....
Angry Blue Bird of Death
02-16-2009, 10:22 PM
Cliche Guevara should be demodded
i poop in your cereal
02-16-2009, 10:24 PM
Cliche Guevara should be demodded
No. He should be executed.
slowdown
02-16-2009, 10:25 PM
I have absolutely no idea why some mods are stepping down.
*kincough*
I would offer my critique of the situation, but I am not privy to any details or discussions which have led to this hostility. So, therefor I will just say that all mods need to figure out how to get along, play nice, learn to compromise, and remember what they are here for...and the reason shouldn't be just to be a frickin mod.
Cliche Guevara
02-16-2009, 10:28 PM
Cliche Guevara should be demodded
Sorry, your opinion isn`t valid. Maybe if you werent such a fucking moron, your words would carry more weight around here.
Too bad. Maybe if you werent such a fucking annoying dick, and lied all the time, people wouldnt think you`re the fucking dumbass everyone thinks you are.
i poop in your cereal
02-16-2009, 10:29 PM
Sorry, your opinion isn`t valid. Maybe if you werent such a fucking moron, your words would carry more weight around here.
No ones words carry any weight against the MIGHT OF THE MODS.
Too bad.
You're autistic, you're not supposed to attempt sarcasm.
Cliche Guevara
02-16-2009, 10:31 PM
ipiyc stop embarassing yourself, you make yourself look like a fucking asshat everytime you post. anyways this thread isnt about me. So im just going to skip along.
i poop in your cereal
02-16-2009, 10:33 PM
ipiyc stop embarassing yourself, you make yourself look like a fucking asshat everytime you post.
Asshats - Asshole (or arsehole in British English) is slang for the anus and can be used to describe an unpleasant person. ...
Unpleasant? Yes, indeed, that I am.
anyways this thread isnt about me. So im just going to skip along.
I would appreciate that.
J J The Jet Plane
02-16-2009, 10:33 PM
ipiyc stop embarassing yourself, you make yourself look like a fucking asshat everytime you post. anyways this thread isnt about me. So im just going to skip along.
Actually, that's kinda what you're doing, since you're supposed to be a pillar of the community, being a mod and all. Instead, you just look like a childish prick.
Anyway, I hope Kinkou gets to come back since she was truly a wise and competent moderator. I am very glad that Meta is gone though.
-SpectraL
02-16-2009, 10:33 PM
I watch all my friends burn around me. The flames are mesmerizing and inviting.
Slave of the Beast
02-16-2009, 10:33 PM
I would offer my critique of the situation, but I am not privy to any details or discussions which have led to this hostility. So, therefor I will just say that all mods need to figure out how to get along, play nice, learn to compromise, and remember what they are here for...and the reason shouldn't be just to be a frickin mod.
There's a lot of festering shit that Zok has either ignored or failed to deal with, as a consequence he's losing his most experienced mods at a time when he needs them most. When I announced I was leaving in M&A I publicly warned him not to remod Kinkou, otherwise all I saw was "strife and conflict" being the result.
Nostradamus eat your heart out.
But hey, it is his site, so whatever. I guess...
-SpectraL
02-16-2009, 10:38 PM
There's a lot of festering shit that Zok has either ignored or failed to deal with, as a consequence he's losing his most experienced mods at a time when he needs them most. When I announced I was leaving in M&A I publicly warned him not to remod Kinkou, otherwise all I saw was "strife and conflict" being the result.
Nostradamus eat your heart out.
But hey, it is his site, so whatever. I guess...I always think of it as the Community on the one hand, and Zok's home on the other... each as real and as unique as the other, but with the Community actually existing as a separate entity inside the other. Interesting situation we have here, for sure.
Fuck_Meta_8
02-16-2009, 11:36 PM
Has anyone actually voiced any real reasons why Kinkou shouldn't be modded?
The topic title is very misleading anyways.
Kwinnie Bogan
02-16-2009, 11:41 PM
Theyre not being demodded, they're leaving.
J J The Jet Plane
02-16-2009, 11:44 PM
Theyre not being demodded, they're leaving.
You're lying. I have personally talked to kinkou, and she was demodded. I'm fairly sure this is true for wires as well, considering how she was upset earlier.
http://bbs.zoklet.net/showthread.php?t=10402
Slave of the Beast
02-16-2009, 11:53 PM
http://bbs.zoklet.net/showthread.php?t=10402
So now IRC = Zoklet?
As for Kinkou causing trouble, I hope Zok has finally learnt his lesson. And it's his own bloody fault Meta was demodded, because he knew reinstating Kinkou would cause trouble but he went and did it anyway.
Meta shouldn't have to pay for Zok's fuck ups.
whimsi
02-16-2009, 11:58 PM
*sigh*
Kinkou was demodded for a fight with another mod, but wires gets remodded?
I must be so far removed from the situation, but from what I can see, wires causes more drama than the majority of the other mods, kinkou included, combined since I've known of her existence.
I know this is probably out of line on my part, not being involved in moderation and not being able to see M&A and the mods channel, but I just have to say it.
I am disappointed in the decision to go back on her demodding.
Haiti's Space Agency
02-16-2009, 11:58 PM
http://bbs.zoklet.net/showthread.php?t=10402
God damn. You de-mod meta because of one little incident in IRC? For what he's done for totse/zoklet he deserves to have a little fun in IRC.
Trueborn
02-17-2009, 12:00 AM
So now IRC = Zoklet?
This never once crossed my mind. And now that you mention it... :facepalm: I'm so fucking stupid for missing it.
Slave of the Beast
02-17-2009, 12:02 AM
This never once crossed my mind. And now that you mention it... :facepalm: I'm so fucking stupid for missing it.
I'd be more worried about it being another one of those little things that Zok forgets to mention until it's too late. :rolleyes:
Kwinnie Bogan
02-17-2009, 12:15 AM
http://bbs.zoklet.net/showthread.php?t=10402
Goddamnit. Not that mess. I quit.
Kinkou
02-17-2009, 01:06 AM
*sigh*
Kinkou was demodded for a fight with another mod, but wires gets remodded?
I must be so far removed from the situation, but from what I can see, wires causes more drama than the majority of the other mods, kinkou included, combined since I've known of her existence.
I know this is probably out of line on my part, not being involved in moderation and not being able to see M&A and the mods channel, but I just have to say it.
I am disappointed in the decision to go back on her demodding.
thank you whimsi
this couldn't be any more goddamn true
and i have been keeping quiet lately, as instructed
this is ridiculous
Of course #totse and zoklet are closer now. In the past, zok didn't own the forum and the IRC channel; now he owns both.
I have no idea what went on, but that simple fact stands to reason.
As far as I know, debate and discussion is something to be encouraged.
Tokerface
02-17-2009, 01:17 AM
Hah. finally that faggot meta is gone.
NamelessNom4d
02-17-2009, 01:32 AM
Meta usually did a good job moderating, but lately it seems things have just gotten to him. I'm glad he's no longer a super moderator, but not because I dislike him. Zoklet needs a change of pace. I think this "purge" if you will, is for the best. We need some new blood in the moderation team.
Anyway, good luck to all you moderators, ex-moderators, and new moderators!
Lanny
02-17-2009, 01:42 AM
getting rid of meta is like gaining 10 awesome mods. Losing wires and Slave of The Beast is sad, both good mods and will be missed.
P.S. At least we still have Cliche Guevara, he's a cool as mod. Also if you're in the "Fuck Cliche because ABBoD dose it" camp, then fuck you.
#1 Stunna
02-17-2009, 01:49 AM
Putting wires back was a huge mistake.
J J The Jet Plane
02-17-2009, 01:50 AM
Putting wires back was a huge mistake.
I notice your sig doesn't work anymore, bitch
Cliche Guevara
02-17-2009, 01:58 AM
getting rid of meta is like gaining 10 awesome mods. Losing wires and Slave of The Beast is sad, both good mods and will be missed.
P.S. At least we still have Cliche Guevara, he's a cool as mod. Also if you're in the "Fuck Cliche because ABBoD dose it" camp, then fuck you.
right on. thank you friend.
Fetus-Smasher
02-17-2009, 02:04 AM
Just after a month of Zoklet being up THIS happens. I went to totse for lulz and awsome convo, exactly why I come here.
Why would anyone want to have to watch a community crumble in front of us. I may as well turn on MTV if I wanted this bullshit.
Meta after all he has done deserves to be a mod, even if its not appointed to a forum, help clean up any other retard mod's fuck ups.
This sucks.
slowdown
02-17-2009, 02:37 AM
I must be so far removed from the situation, but from what I can see, wires causes more drama than the majority of the other mods, kinkou included, combined since I've known of her existence.
I'm going to agree with this due to personal e-experience.
Centipede2
02-17-2009, 02:39 AM
Meta had a big e-go but in reality he was is a torn-up and shaken man with a heart of gold - it's just masked by the paaaiiinnnn.
whimsi
02-17-2009, 02:46 AM
I'm going to agree with this due to personal e-experience.
Thank you... I was beginning to think I am just being a catty cunt.
I'd like to think that's not the reason for my opinions, but you never know. My estrogen could rear its ugly head at any point! ;P
LSA King
02-17-2009, 02:55 AM
Fuck that Burn this Mutha down
http://kirby-associates.net/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/house-fire1m1.302144459_std.jpg
slowdown
02-17-2009, 04:21 AM
Thank you... I was beginning to think I am just being a catty cunt.
I'd like to think that's not the reason for my opinions, but you never know. My estrogen could rear its ugly head at any point! ;P
I think hormones are the problem here. Some females are unable to fully control their hormonal emotions. It's quite troubling really...then again, there are some men who have rather high levels of estrogen in their bodies causing insanity and whatnot.
Seriously though, I think all this bickering makes for good entertainment as long as no one gets hurt physically. The mods involved, however, really need to learn to play in the sandbox without kicking sand in each others faces.
whimsi
02-17-2009, 04:38 AM
I think hormones are the problem here. Some females are unable to fully control their hormonal emotions. It's quite troubling really...then again, there are some men who have rather high levels of estrogen in their bodies causing insanity and whatnot.
Seriously though, I think all this bickering makes for good entertainment as long as no one gets hurt physically. The mods involved, however, really need to learn to play in the sandbox without kicking sand in each others faces.
Roger that.
A mod needs to be level-headed and have zok's interests in mind (and the forum's interests, as a result) and never act on their own impulses, emotions or agendas. They should not be above the rules or constantly toeing the line...
Being a mod shouldn't mean you're a celebrity. Really, I should think it more of a burden than anything... almost like a job :/ The job should go to someone who isn't rabid about doing it, and to someone who likes the forum and wants to keep it as clean as it is supposed to be.
As ever, it doesn't take much to be a moderator. I don't think you even need to know zok's name to moderate a forum. All you really need to know is that you're providing a service that helps things run smoothly within the forum.
http://bbs.zoklet.net/showthread.php?t=7389
There's a basic guide from the good people at hb to whoever feels like giving a thread a read.
THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT
02-17-2009, 06:10 AM
I'm definately keen to check out that other community when it gets going
Tokerface
02-17-2009, 07:51 AM
wtf..i dont see whats wrong with cliche guavera.
meta shot be shot
i poop in your cereal
02-17-2009, 09:33 AM
Also if you're in the "Fuck Cliche because ABBoD dose it" camp, then fuck you.
What if you're in the "Fuck Cliche because he's a useless, annoying mod with autistic tendencies" camp?
-SpectraL
02-17-2009, 03:18 PM
http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr172/SpectraLPics/JeffHunterGoodbyeWave.jpg
Jeff just turned in his grave. I heard him grumble aloud all the way from here. Here he is saying, "Fix this, zok. Right here and now. You hear me, cowboy?"
slowdown
02-17-2009, 05:02 PM
wtf..i dont see whats wrong with cliche guavera.
I agree. He's entertaining.
johnplywd
02-17-2009, 05:09 PM
who are the retarded mods who are replacing the demodded mods
slowdown
02-17-2009, 05:09 PM
http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr172/SpectraLPics/JeffHunterGoodbyeWave.jpg
Jeff just turned in his grave. I heard him grumble aloud all the way from here. Here he is saying, "Fix this, zok. Right here and now. You hear me, cowboy?"
Jeff ejected just before impact, and this isn't totse. We know he was so protective of his own baby he chose to kill it rather than give it up for adoption.
Zoklet needed fresh mod faces and less moderation. This place needs to establish its own identity.
I still think you would be a good mod.
Miaow
02-17-2009, 05:23 PM
Could someone give the gist of whats going on since I seem to have missed something?
whimsi
02-17-2009, 05:24 PM
...This place needs to establish its own identity.
...
Right. I think this place would do better not to be a Totse2 and instead develop its own identity, with its own new moderation.
Slave of the Beast
02-17-2009, 05:27 PM
Zoklet needed fresh mod faces...
Yes, up to a point and gradually.
... and less moderation.
If it weren't for the presence of HB and generic free-roaming idiots, I'd agree with you.
whimsi
02-17-2009, 05:33 PM
Yes, up to a point and gradually.
I think an immediate change would be better. There should be one giant purge, and a big statement that this is not totse, and then everyone should move on...
If it is a gradual change, it will just drag out the same shit that's going on in this forum. The belief that this is Totse or is a Totse replacement is what's gonna be the downfall of this site.
1) Zok needs to set a clear expectation and guidelines for what this bbs should be
2) Users need to recognize that this is not up for debate and adapt appropriately or leave
3) Happiness and harmony ensue.
slowdown
02-17-2009, 05:36 PM
Yes, up to a point and gradually.
If it weren't for the presence of HB and generic free-roaming idiots, I'd agree with you.
No. Not gradually. It would take even longer to establish its own identity. Zok does not want to be a mirror and this place calls for a different style of moderation.
These free roaming idiots are just trying to explore the site. It's up to us to call them out on being retarded, not scream for the mods to come and wipe our noses and spank them.
You all need to get the Meta dictator ideology out of your systems.
Slave of the Beast
02-17-2009, 05:38 PM
I think an immediate change would be better. There should be one giant purge, and a big statement that this is not totse, and then everyone should move on...
Installing a whole crew who've never previously been in charge of anything would be a bad idea.
Although I absolutely agree with you about Zok giving clear directions and edicts, but he doesn't do those, he does conflict avoidance, which causes far more trouble in the long run.
slowdown
02-17-2009, 05:47 PM
Installing a whole crew who've never previously been in charge of anything would be a bad idea.
Although I absolutely agree with you about Zok giving clear directions and edicts, but he doesn't do those, he does conflict avoidance, which causes far more trouble in the long run.
We have a mix of old and new. It will work itself out. His avoidance was due to the fact that his best friends were fighting. He's gaining experience and so far doing a pretty good job.
Some of the onus is on us to tell these "idiots" when their posts are stupid and whatnot. If they only hear it from the mods and only hear praise from their two idiot friends then the obvious outcome would be them feeling persecuted or singled out by the mod.
ArmsMerchant
02-17-2009, 06:02 PM
I have no idea what's going--but I never let that stop me from posting before, and it won't now.
I suspect some people need to 1) take their Adderal, 2) stop taking some other drugs, 3) get laid, 4) get a life, or some combination of the above. I mean, Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick, this is like turning into some twisted version of American Idol for drama-queens.
I do know this--I like and respect several of the combatants, and NONE of the folks around whom all this controversy is swirling has ever done me wrong.
One more thing--Zok may not always be right, but he is always the boss. Staff who disagreed with him so strongly them they felt compelled to resign did the fitting and proper thing, sorry as I am to see some of them go.
The saddest aspect of this whole thing is how it affects the community. Every moment we staff spend bickering is that much less time and energy we have to expend on doing our jobs.
whimsi
02-17-2009, 06:03 PM
... he does conflict avoidance, which causes far more trouble in the long run.
Right, my suggestion is mainly a "best case scenario/Ideal world" thing...
I am all for a new regime of moderation though, which is free of drama.
Kinkou was demodded for "poking the bear" which... as far as I can tell is simply her rising to the occasion when people give her a hard time over zok modding her etc... I am not 100% against the decision to demod her. IMO, Mods should remain as drama-free as possible and be able to keep themselves from responding emotionally to conflict.
Meta acts emotionally out of his own anger and egoism and responds with even more anger and ego, so he was demodded.
Wires does the same thing. She's nothing but a bomb waiting to go off if you speak to her or about her wrong. She was demodded as well and subsequently remodded... Who can say for certain why she was remodded, I am sure there's speculation, but we'll never know.
We need new mods who can contain themselves and deal with conflict swiftly and maturely without the emotion. Hard to find, as people are... well, pretty much emotional creatures, but I am sure we have some community members who would make awesome moderators. We just have to pick them out and get them into the swing of things.
Everyone seems to keep pointing out that zoklet is nowhere near as awesome as totse, but everyone keeps forgetting that totse had 20 years to fully develop.
I think if Zok hits the giant reset button on the mods list, and re-establishes what he first aimed this site to be, and we go from there... we'll all be better off. It might take some time, and adjustment, but I think it would be best in the long run.
Jordan
02-17-2009, 06:15 PM
A lot of mods "stepped down." And meta's gone so who gives a fuck?
whimsi
02-17-2009, 06:40 PM
The drama might have started out as being about wires, but Kinkou fanned the flames needlessly. I see this decision as perfectly fair.
I'd rather deal with wires as a mod than Kinkou. At least wires admits when she makes a mistake -- Kinkou is omniscient and infallible, by her own account.
Oh :/ I'm not even talking just about the drama she has been a part of with Kinkou... as far back as I have remembered wires being around, she's been blowing EVERY little altercation that she is involved with out of proportion.
I just don't prefer to have moderators who can't keep their own personal problems and emotions under wraps when it comes to modding. Mods should be mature enough to separate themselves from the situation.
slowdown
02-17-2009, 07:11 PM
DaGuru is a smart man.
Modding is not rocket science, and Euda linked us to an excellent guide for the new and aspiring mod.
As ever, it doesn't take much to be a moderator. I don't think you even need to know zok's name to moderate a forum. All you really need to know is that you're providing a service that helps things run smoothly within the forum.
http://bbs.zoklet.net/showthread.php?t=7389
There's a basic guide from the good people at hb to whoever feels like giving a thread a read.
Slave of the Beast
02-17-2009, 07:16 PM
DaGuru is a smart man.
Modding is not rocket science, and Euda linked us to an excellent guide for the new and aspiring mod.
"hb's school of moderation"
Fucking LOL.
What is really so fuckin difficult/complex about it? Enter is a perfect example. He was a childish kidiot that got modded erroneously, within just a couple of weeks he was exposed for being the fucktard that he is, then gets demodded.
Enter was demodded for getting into a fight with Wires, not for being a retard. Being a retard has never been a demodding offence, you of all people should know that.
But what the fuck, deep cleanse the lot of 'em.
It's invigorating being a regular again.
whimsi
02-17-2009, 07:24 PM
Enter was demodded for getting into a fight with Wires...
Yeah, seems like lots of people are getting demodded for not playing nice in the sandbox, or stepping down because of the sandbox drama... except wires... oddly enough she somehow emerges smelling like a rose and posting her jolly little I'm back! threads. Beats me how she remains modded whens he has caused so much drama publicly and even more drama behind the scenes.
But what the fuck, deep cleanse the lot of 'em.
It's invigorating being a regular again.
Yeah... I don't know why everyone's so hot to be a mod in one breath, and preaching "THE END IS NEIGH!" in the same breath. Personally, I would think it would be easier being a regular. You can speak your mind within reason and not have to worry about being ostracized by the other mods... or drama creeping up. You can express your opinion, however harsh it may be, with no real penalty other than possible reactionary posts from other regs/mods.
Kinkou
02-17-2009, 07:25 PM
daguru is right, a monkey could do the job
Bender
02-17-2009, 07:28 PM
Kinkou will probably come back now..
Fuck wires and fuck meta.....
I know that Kinkou and Zok are together in all but Wires has a mod back at totse. I like both of them but still.
Wires>Kinkou
Kinkou
02-17-2009, 07:37 PM
I know that Kinkou and Zok are together in all but Wires has a mod back at totse. I like both of them but still.
Wires>Kinkou
there's a lot i wish i could say about wires. i'm going to leave it at that.
i poop in your cereal
02-17-2009, 07:40 PM
there's a lot i wish i could say about wires. i'm going to leave it at that.
http://10minutemail.com
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http://www.torproject.org/
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great success
The English Gentleman
02-17-2009, 07:43 PM
there's a lot i wish i could do with wires. i'm going to leave it at that.
Do it, film it aswell and wear nice lingerie at the same time...
J J The Jet Plane
02-17-2009, 07:52 PM
http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr172/SpectraLPics/JeffHunterGoodbyeWave.jpg
Jeff just turned in his grave. I heard him grumble aloud all the way from here. Here he is saying, "Fix this, zok. Right here and now. You hear me, cowboy?"
Shut the fuck up already. All you do is say the same shit over and over again without ever presenting an ounce of evidence to back up your claims. Fucking moron.
Trueborn
02-17-2009, 08:21 PM
LOUD NOISES!
-SpectraL
02-17-2009, 09:00 PM
...a monkey could do the jobNope. It's "a monkey did the job", and we all know who that was... :facepalm:
Slave of the Beast
02-17-2009, 09:01 PM
DaGuru I'll give you the response your post deserves tommorrow, when I've got a little more time.
daguru is right, a monkey could do the job
So what kind of monkey gets fired twice?
Kinkou
02-17-2009, 09:31 PM
heh heh heh heh heh
i never got fired
:)
Slave of the Beast
02-17-2009, 09:51 PM
heh heh heh heh heh
i never got fired
:)
Pfft, semantics - either way you were demodded twice.
Kinkou
02-17-2009, 10:25 PM
i actually stepped down the first time ;)
Slave of the Beast
02-17-2009, 10:31 PM
i actually stepped down the first time ;)
Yeah, before Zok had to kick your ass off the team... I thought you may have taken the hint.
Obviously not.
Kinkou
02-17-2009, 10:36 PM
zok stands by me for the most part. i wouldn't expect you to understand as we do a lot of our talking privately. i don't feel sour about the decision at all
johnplywd
02-17-2009, 10:37 PM
Slave I never thought I would see the day. I truly do believe your feathers are ruffle my this.
Slave of the Beast
02-17-2009, 10:37 PM
zok stands by me for the most part.
Yes, the pussy trance, it's been noticed...
Axiom
02-17-2009, 10:42 PM
Who cares, Zok can run this place how he wants. Just remember this isn't totse, let's not turn it into that train wreck...
Frank
02-17-2009, 10:43 PM
I have no idea what's going--but I never let that stop me from posting before, and it won't now.
I suspect some people need to 1) take their Adderal, 2) stop taking some other drugs, 3) get laid, 4) get a life, or some combination of the above. I mean, Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick, this is like turning into some twisted version of American Idol for drama-queens.
I do know this--I like and respect several of the combatants, and NONE of the folks around whom all this controversy is swirling has ever done me wrong.
One more thing--Zok may not always be right, but he is always the boss. Staff who disagreed with him so strongly them they felt compelled to resign did the fitting and proper thing, sorry as I am to see some of them go.
The saddest aspect of this whole thing is how it affects the community. Every moment we staff spend bickering is that much less time and energy we have to expend on doing our jobs.
This. Zok is the boss, what he says goes. if you don't like it leave, like everyone here says, modding is not rocket science. Make a pile of rocks super mod, at least they won't take their pain from real life out on you on a message board.
Yggdrasil
02-17-2009, 10:45 PM
Who cares, Zok can run this place how he wants. Just remember this isn't totse, let's not turn it into that train wreck...
Show some respect while the ashes still smolder ;)
jackketch
02-17-2009, 10:48 PM
Many years have I searched for Enlightenment, searched for the answer to the Question of what makes a good mod. I have traveled much in my Quest, encountered many dangers. I have consulted with the GreyBeards of my people, sought the answer in the Holy Scriptures of many faiths.
Finally i found the answer:
Good mods shave their heads.
That is all.
-SpectraL
02-17-2009, 11:02 PM
I too have climbed the great Kangchen Dzö-nga, among the noble, snowy-capped peaks of the Himalayan mountain range, in search of a single flower of modest beauty, the flower of knowledge and kindly wisdom all good leaders aspire to wear at the lapel, the fragrance of which akin to the gray prickles of a freshly washed moderator's bald head after a gentle spring rain. :D
Axiom
02-17-2009, 11:10 PM
I too have climbed the great Kangchen Dzö-nga, among the noble, snowy-capped peaks of the Himalayan mountain range, in search of a single flower of modest beauty, the flower of knowledge and kindly wisdom all good leaders aspire to wear at the lapel, the fragrance of which akin to the gray prickles of a freshly washed moderator's bald head after a gentle spring rain. :D
I think that's where the glorious kim jong ill did his leadership training...
johnplywd
02-17-2009, 11:22 PM
I have search long and hard for the book of knowledge. When I finally found it I open it to the first page
Kwinnie Bogan
02-17-2009, 11:23 PM
Many years have I searched for Enlightenment, searched for the answer to the Question of what makes a good mod...
For a minute there I thought you were going to break out the Khe Sanh, or Holy Grail (both Vietnam songs, weirdly). I guess we can't all be Australian.
Slave of the Beast
02-17-2009, 11:25 PM
I too have climbed the great Kangchen Dzö-nga, among the noble, snowy-capped peaks of the Himalayan mountain range, in search of a single flower of modest beauty, the flower of knowledge and kindly wisdom all good leaders aspire to wear at the lapel, the fragrance of which akin to the gray prickles of a freshly washed moderator's bald head after a gentle spring rain. :D
Climbing Kangchen Dzö-nga, shit... I always new I had failed as a mod somehow. Time for a specially dedicated facepalm:
http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr295/helxi/facepalm.jpg
i poop in your cereal
02-17-2009, 11:29 PM
I have no idea what's going--but I never let that stop me from posting before, and it won't now.
I suspect some people need to 1) take their Adderal, 2) stop taking some other drugs, 3) get laid, 4) get a life, or some combination of the above. I mean, Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick, this is like turning into some twisted version of American Idol for drama-queens.
I do know this--I like and respect several of the combatants, and NONE of the folks around whom all this controversy is swirling has ever done me wrong.
One more thing--Zok may not always be right, but he is always the boss. Staff who disagreed with him so strongly them they felt compelled to resign did the fitting and proper thing, sorry as I am to see some of them go.
The saddest aspect of this whole thing is how it affects the community. Every moment we staff spend bickering is that much less time and energy we have to expend on doing our jobs.
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
Well just pass him there
Why should we even care?
#1 Stunna
02-17-2009, 11:34 PM
I always new I had failed as a mod somehow.
LOL new
-SpectraL
02-17-2009, 11:38 PM
"And as they bury me now six feet there my body lies
Still feel like I'm goin' down I hear a distant wailing cry
God something must've gone wrong
And much too late I realize
I saw my funeral that day
I know who didn't show to mourn
My judgment was life in hell
Pillars of pain and thorns
My only friend is the goat
With 666 between his horns
Place all your trust here in me
Rest assured these things I know
And as Charon sails the sea
Your journey too shall end below
Ah yes you're all sitting ducks
It's true you reap what you sow "
Kinkou
02-17-2009, 11:39 PM
no one wants to read that shit
:facepalm:
-SpectraL
02-17-2009, 11:45 PM
no one wants to read that shit
:facepalm:I see you got some wind back in your sails. Any new news, pray tell? Care to share? :facepalm:
Kwinnie Bogan
02-17-2009, 11:57 PM
Go to hell
One of their best. +1 If i were allowed more frivolous repz.
johnplywd
02-18-2009, 12:36 AM
back on topic boys and girls. Has anybody been pick to replace Meta yet and if so who
LSA King
02-18-2009, 01:30 AM
I gotta ask this to everyone...
*EDIT*
WTF no more images what the hell is wrong with this place? So much change in 4 days :(
-SpectraL
02-18-2009, 01:35 AM
Metaphysicist has asked for his account here to be perma-banned, and it has been done. His says his final comment here is to DaGuru, and he makes an ironic reference to Jeff's "arcade", and the fact that he was condemned as the "bad-man" for using the simile in reference to visitors in one's establishment or home.
He wishes you all a fond farewell.
LSA King
02-18-2009, 01:40 AM
Metaphysicist has asked for his account here to be perma-banned, and it has been done. His says his final comment here is to DaGuru, and he makes an ironic reference to Jeff's "arcade", and the fact that he was condemned as the "bad-man" for using the simile in reference to visitors in one's establishment or home.
He wishes you all a fond farewell.
I honestly wish the man the best. I just wish he could have admitted or seen his negatives instead of brushing them aside. We all have flaws and its kind of ignorant that he would not come out with his mistakes.
yxnhpbjac
02-18-2009, 01:47 AM
I gotta ask this to everyone...
*EDIT*
WTF no more images what the hell is wrong with this place? So much change in 4 days :(
You can still have images, some of them just don't work.
J J The Jet Plane
02-18-2009, 02:01 AM
He wishes you all a fond farewell.
No he doesn't. He wishes that we think him a good person, despite his dickheaded actions and lack of admission thereof. Please clarify next time.
-SpectraL
02-18-2009, 02:45 AM
...swan song...
LoL!... that's harsh, man. :D There's no doubt you're interesting.
Haiti's Space Agency
02-18-2009, 02:47 AM
Metaphysicist has asked for his account here to be perma-banned, and it has been done. His says his final comment here is to DaGuru, and he makes an ironic reference to Jeff's "arcade", and the fact that he was condemned as the "bad-man" for using the simile in reference to visitors in one's establishment or home.
He wishes you all a fond farewell.
Where is this final comment?
THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT
02-18-2009, 02:48 AM
Such pathetic drama.
-SpectraL
02-18-2009, 02:48 AM
Where is this final comment?He just mentioned it to me, and I thought I'd bring it in for us.
EveFailed
02-18-2009, 11:20 AM
Dirt Alert!
Is the M&A forum here as utterly ridiculous as it was on Totse?
Inquiring minds want to know.
jackketch
02-18-2009, 11:26 AM
Is the M&A forum here as utterly ridiculous as it was on Totse?
/I]
Yep.
ps.we've missed you.A lot.
EveFailed
02-18-2009, 11:28 AM
Yep.
Thanks jack. S'what I figgered.
-SpectraL
02-18-2009, 11:09 PM
Spectral....at this point I'm morbidly curious. Within these talks with Meta, has he expressed even the slightest remorse in the least? Not in regard to Totse/Zoklet, its users, and fellow mods.......I'm talking about just to YOU?
To tell you the truth, DaGuru, it's true he may have let the availability of almost total control get the better of him sometimes, in SlashNet, on Totse and here, but I still firmly believe he was an overall decent person. I don't hold any grudges against him. It's true there were things he did that got to me Big Time... like the time he single-handedly got my Totse moderator position yanked when he found out the administrator account hacker had put me in there, even though the whole time I was working at it, he was commending me for doing a good job... or the times he banned a few people who absolutely did not deserve it. But the thing is, there's a lot of bad going in the world... there's a lot of very bad people in the world... heck... there's even a lot of bad inside our very own hearts, and so we need to look for the good where the good can be found... and there was a lot of good things about Metaphysicist too. I can be satisfied thinking about the good things he did, because it's a fact that he DID do a lot of good things. There's some people that have no good at all in them, and I don't have a problem writing them clean off my books, but Metaphysicist was not one of them. Sure, he made a lot of mistakes, and a lot of waves, but take my word for it, DaGuru... there's a heart of gold in there. That's what I felt a loss about when he left, and that's what I was making commendation about. Not the bad, which was there, but the good, which was also there.
jackketch
02-18-2009, 11:15 PM
... like the time he single-handedly got my Totse moderator position yanked when he found out the administrator account hacker had put me in there, even though the whole time I was working at it, he was commending me for doing a good job.
That was one of the most shameful incidents on totse. However Meta wasn't single handedly responsible. Quite a few people were weighed and found in need of a happy meal.
-SpectraL
02-18-2009, 11:18 PM
That was one of the most shameful incidents on totse. However Meta wasn't single handedly responsible. Quite a few people were weighed and found in need of a happy meal.Ok, then. I take that back... however, zok advised me at the time that Metaphysicist was the one flipping the most burgers about it. Without him in there, I could have defeated the nay-saying twits easily... probably even with one hand tied behind my back. :D
Fuck the FBI
02-19-2009, 02:24 AM
Seriously, you guys need to learn to get the fuck along. I'm not saying you need to be friends and shit but you need to get over it. Sure, some mods are complete douchebags, and they need to be dealt with, but IF Zok would throw some beatdown on the people who actually deserve it things might shape up. Mods need to learn to get the fuck along with eachother, too. Petty differences need to be ignored and annoying little cat fights need to be stopped. Zok won't cater to every need and whim of every user just like Jeff.
You know why TOTSE turned to shit? Because they weren't disciplining the mods at all, and people were being banned left and right for little to no reason or for repeat minor bullshit things. Then these people got pissed because a mod who hated them closed anything they made and started spamming or flaming every mod in sight, which further strengthened the mod's grudge. Zoklet is turning to shit because they are demodding for stupid shit. LEARN FROM YOUR FUCKING MISTAKES! Meta demodded doesn't sound too bad. Know why? Because nobody ever told him he cant infract people for being morons, and he did just that. He was a fucking egotistical asshole with nothing better to do but sit around on his computer every day and piss people off. He thought he was right and everyone else was wrong unless they licked his fucking butthole. He deserved this shit.
Lastly, this is insanity. You people threaten something good with your whining and your crying and your "OMG cliche is autistic". Why can't you just let things be and go on with your lives? Its not like this is real life. If you dont like someone ignore them. If they're a mod, send them an email maybe explaining yourself or something...This is all idiocy.
/thread
#1 Stunna
02-19-2009, 11:51 AM
You people threaten something good with your whining and your crying and your "OMG cliche is autistic".
haha is Cliche really autistic? It would fit.
i poop in your cereal
02-19-2009, 12:45 PM
Lastly, this is insanity. You people threaten something good with your whining and your crying and your "OMG cliche is autistic". Why can't you just let things be and go on with your lives? Its not like this is real life. If you dont like someone ignore them. If they're a mod, send them an email maybe explaining yourself or something...This is all idiocy.
He is autistic.
Also, sending mails to mods usually result in getting told to shut up or stop whining. Or bans.
Kinkou
02-19-2009, 12:49 PM
Also, sending mails to mods usually result in getting told to shut up or stop whining. Or bans.
does that really happen? :facepalm:
-SpectraL
02-19-2009, 12:56 PM
He is autistic.
Also, sending mails to mods usually result in getting told to shut up or stop whining. Or bans.Hate to tell ya, but that's 99% bullshit. There are a couple of beginner mods that have done just that, sure, but the senior members of the moderation team are NOTHING like what you describe here.
Revvy
02-19-2009, 12:58 PM
Maybe I should put my name forward for moderation...
Never really been interested before, but after putting so much hard work into trying to get the Wiki up kickstarted, I don't want this place falling apart. :(
i poop in your cereal
02-19-2009, 01:06 PM
Hate to tell ya, but that's 99% bullshit. There are a couple of beginner mods that have done just that, sure, but the senior members of the moderation team are NOTHING like what you describe here.
I'm not talking about the old ones. Those are the ones I want preserved.
Slave of the Beast
02-19-2009, 01:14 PM
He is autistic.
Also, sending mails to mods usually result in getting told to shut up or stop whining. Or bans.
does that really happen? :facepalm:
That's just the tip of the iceberg. When I was a mod on Totse I used to pay regulars to look at pictures of my naked ass, seriously, just asked "0omnidirectional".
I think this is why people liked me so much.
-SpectraL
02-19-2009, 01:15 PM
I'm not talking about the old ones. Those are the ones I want preserved.I love that phrase! The Old Ones. It has a really nice ring to it. I can just picture Jackketch, Greyfox, Slave of the Beast, Trueborn, deus, Random Looney, zok, Lord Valuemart and EveFailed now, sporting long beards and gnarled-walking sticks. :D
Kinkou
02-19-2009, 01:45 PM
That's just the tip of the iceberg. When I was a mod on Totse I used to pay regulars to look at pictures of my naked ass, seriously, just asked "0omnidirectional".
I think this is why people liked me so much.
http://doesitallmatter.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/i-lold.jpg
jackketch
02-19-2009, 02:10 PM
I love that phrase! The Old Ones. It has a really nice ring to it. I can just picture Jackketch, Greyfox, Slave of the Beast, Trueborn, deus, Random Looney, zok, Lord Valuemart and EveFailed now, sporting long beards and gnarled-walking sticks. :D
I was thinking more Cthulhu...
http://bayimg.com/image/banljaabk.jpg
Random_Looney
02-19-2009, 03:49 PM
I was thinking more Cthulhu...
http://bayimg.com/image/banljaabk.jpg
I'm glad I'm not the only one who reads Lovecraft.
Now, I am pleasant surprised to see my name mentioned. I used to never see it mentioned outside of one particularly amusing "OMG Fed!" moment in SG. I used to consider myself one who modded from the shadows. Now I have people requesting I mod on Zoklet, others calling me one of the old mods. Pretty nifty.
EveFailed
02-20-2009, 02:00 AM
OMG! FED! :O
When I was a mod on Totse I used to pay regulars to look at pictures of my naked ass, seriously, just asked "0omnidirectional"
Oomnidirectional was a sucker! I once viewed both of your ass cheeks with the word *GOG* scrawled across in red lipstick... for free!
I love that phrase! The Old Ones.
Why not "The Wise Ones" ... or ... "The Tenured Ones" ... or ... "Those of Time Long Past"... ? Otherwise you risk implying that I'm a day over 29. :cool:
Glad to see you alive and well.
Back at ya - and long live living long!
Vevry
03-05-2009, 09:28 PM
Maybe I should put my name forward for moderation...
Never really been interested before, but after putting so much hard work into trying to get the Wiki up kickstarted, I don't want this place falling apart. :(
I second this...
We don't want this place going to shit, and we need people who are helping out own their own time to moderate. This poster seems willing and able.
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