My Young Sister, the Cunt

[Yggdrasil]

God damn, is she ever. I can't believe this crap. Let me give you guys the lay-down.

I've been putting up with my computer for a couple of years. It's not bad, it's just that it can't run some of the games I play, so I've been begging my parents to pay for help me buy a new one for a long-ass time. I'd pay the other half, obviously. They gave me a lukewarm rejection 'round Christmas time, leaving the possibility open for later. My younger sister, however, got an iPod touch for Christmas. I was fine with that, for a while.

Soon, however, she started bugging me around, shouting at me and demanding I download her the latest of Disney's produced shit (Music). I said no. I wasn't going to clog my computer with that trite. She kept on bitching, yet she stopped a week ago.

Yesterday, my father walked in through the door, carrying a gigantic box. I was puzzled, and I went over to see what it was. It was a computer. Not just any computer, it was a fucking quad-core Phenom. GOD DAMN IT. The computer she got to give her her quick Disney fix is twice as good as what I wanted. FUCK. She got it for free, too.

All she is going to run on that computer is iTunes. Bloody fucking ITUNES. I can't believe this shit. I've been pleading with both her and my parents to reason. My computer runs itunes like a dream without a flipping problem, and I've told them that I could simply exchange mine for her.

As soon as I say this, she starts crying and screaming at me. What the fuck. I've talked to my older sister and to my grandmother, and they all agree with me, and even my mother says I have a point, but my father won't budge, and my mom is too much of a tool to break with my father and support me. Why won't he budge? He doesn't like me; anymore, at least.

Ever since I adopted political and religious views different from his, we've grown apart. Not like I give a shit. Now, he's taken to my little sister. He constantly instills her with his dogmatic beliefs, and she just nods like a sheep. Now, he's sticking it to me. Fat bastarding piece of shit.

So, my sister gets what she wants unfairly, my family agrees that it isn't right, but my father won't accept facts because he would rather reward my little cunt of a sister than be fair.

I want to make him and her see straight, or at least take revenge.

[goldaline, my dear]

chances are, all that attracts her is the monitor, if she's that bloody stupid.

Switch 'em.

[InspiredByMe]

fuck her computer up and then if your father has the religious beliefs I think he does, blame God's will for treating you unfairly

if he can see through that bullshit though then make it seem like one of those "factory mishaps" chances are she'll get it back but only after awhile meanwhile she begs you to get her itunes crap you could just not do it and ignore her or make your own insult tapes against her that she'll have to listen to and name it the disney crap

[Young Meth]

This is a sign you need to get one.

[Yodabutter]

Your father molested her when she was littler, and she blackmailed him into getting that kickass computer.

[Yggdrasil]

fuck her computer up and then if your father has the religious beliefs I think he does, blame God's will for treating you unfairly


It's not that kind. He's not a bible-thumper. Not in the traditional sense, anyways. And no, he didn't rape her.

[J J The Jet Plane]

If you're good enough to manage it, wait till they're all out of the house one day and swap the cases. Of course you'll probably have to take the time to make sure all the settings are the same, so that the desktop looks the same and iTunes has the same shit loaded up, but hey, you might could manage it if you had the time on your hands...

Edit: You could also try coming up with a metaphor to help your father understand. He probably doesn't understand why the computer she got would suit you much better.

[Yggdrasil]

Ooh, I could never get away with swapping cases, unfortunately. The two computer have completely different designs.

It's not that my father doesn't get my point, it's just that he refuses to do anything about it because he prefers her over me. He knows full well that my sister is being a bratty cunt by crying and yelling every time I bring this up, but he ignores it and just writes me off. He also understands that she is letting a top-of-the-line go to waste. What a fucking douche.

Fuck, today's been a shit day for me.

[The English Gentleman]

Unlucky, does not sound like there is anything to be done. Does your father really understand the processing power differences, i.e. showing him windows task manager while both are running things you usually run them for might teach him a lesson. Also ease of the games and onto, I need it for spreadsheets, maya, adobe CS3 and the killer, folding at home. Failing that get your sister wankered and try and get her to get herself knocked up.

[Yggdrasil]

Unlucky, does not sound like there is anything to be done. Does your father really understand the processing power differences, i.e. showing him windows task manager while both are running things you usually run them for might teach him a lesson. Also ease of the games and onto, I need it for spreadsheets, maya, adobe CS3 and the killer, folding at home. Failing that get your sister wankered and try and get her to get herself knocked up.

He's not technical at all, but he gets the laydown. He understands that her computer, which is being used only to transfer music into an ipod, has four times the capacity of mine, and then some. Him understanding the situation isn't the problem, it's getting him to see past my sister.

I can't bring this topic up without a major argument now. As soon as I mutter my word, my sister literally muffs her ears and starts yelling. If I get my parents to listen to me, she starts crying as well. Absolute fucking cunt.

[Bender]

I didn't read everything. How old is your sister? Is she at that tween stage. Thats the fucking worst. I think you encouraged me to create a rant.

[ILTST9]

Switch them anyway, and when she bitches tell her to fuck off. The computer is rightfully yours, so take it.

[InspiredByMe]

hack into her computer and then watch porn on it! some really fucked up shit to then show it to your parents

[-*.inc]

You'll have to live with it for a few years, unfortunately.
Until your parents get sick of her self-centered, immature and unreasonable behavior.
Which, of course, they should already have.

[Yggdrasil]

I didn't read everything. How old is your sister? Is she at that tween stage. Thats the fucking worst. I think you encouraged me to create a rant.

She is. She is at the fucking tween age where she's getting used to fucking HORMONES. Not only that, she has an extremely explosive temper; among the worst I've ever encountered.

In fact, my grandmother calls her "rabietta", a Spanish play-on-words that combines the word rabiosa, which means to be furious (lit. to be rabid) and it plays on her name as well. Fucking bitch. I can't even argue with her because she just throws her hands up in the air and screams.

[skyclaw441]

It's bound to happen. Your father is a cuntbag.

[Yggdrasil]

hack into her computer and then watch porn on it! some really fucked up shit to then show it to your parents

No, I want it for myself. I can't harm the computer. It was $580.

[Yggdrasil]

My father is such a bastard. I just had a talk with him about this, and he told me he doesn't want to hear it until I work it out with my sister. I then told him that the whole problem is that she won't even let me talk, much less actually listen to me. He just shrugs, and I walked away.

Fuck

[kelsokid18]

Swap the guts you dumbshit. Put the parts out of her case in your case, and your parts in her case. Make an image of her PC.....install it on her "new" hard drive, and you take the hard drive from hers, make an image of your PC, and install it on your "new" hard drive. Don't get mad, get even brother.

[TokenFakeGuy]

How hard is it to swap components?
Take out all the good shit and set it up so they can't tell the difference.

[InspiredByMe]

My father is such a bastard. I just had a talk with him about this, and he told me he doesn't want to hear it until I work it out with my sister. I then told him that the whole problem is that she won't even let me talk, much less actually listen to me. He just shrugs, and I walked away.

Fuck

get on the offensive, sit down with your sister when she scream tell her to shut the FUCK UP. if she puts her hands on her head take them off explain to her the facts if that doesn't work just take/swap cases with the damn thing

[Fuck_Meta_8]

Swap the guts you dumbshit. Put the parts out of her case in your case, and your parts in her case. Make an image of her PC.....install it on her "new" hard drive, and you take the hard drive from hers, make an image of your PC, and install it on your "new" hard drive. Don't get mad, get even brother.

First thought I had on the matter. Make an image, swap the guts.

Though he said the case/internals were too different.

Unless his computer is in the AT-era, I don't see how hard it could be.

He could also install VNC and use it to his advantage, whether it be putting incriminating shit on her computer, or just fucking with it.

Oh god. Imagine if someone that stupid attempted to over clock it, and fried it.

Damn stupid bitch.

[kelsokid18]

First thought I had on the matter. Make an image, swap the guts.

Though he said the case/internals were too different.

Unless his computer is in the AT-era, I don't see how hard it could be.

He could also install VNC and use it to his advantage, whether it be putting incriminating shit on her computer, or just fucking with it.

Oh god. Imagine if someone that stupid attempted to over clock it, and fried it.

Damn stupid bitch.

I doubt he's running an AT. I think it's just ignorance of the matter.

[Yggdrasil]

I doubt he's running an AT. I think it's just ignorance of the matter.

QFT

The extent of my knowledge in tinkering with computers would be putting in video cards. Beyond that, I'm uninformed. I don't really want to do this, either way, since I don't want to risk harming the computer.

[kelsokid18]

QFT

The extent of my knowledge in tinkering with computers would be putting in video cards. Beyond that, I'm uninformed. I don't really want to do this, either way, since I don't want to risk harming the computer.

I see.....you got friends, boy?

[Yggdrasil]

I see.....you got friends, boy?

None that would know much of transferring parts, unfortunately :(. I guess I'm going to have to sit down my sister and have a talk. Gah :o

[ergoat]

Cry. Seriously man, it's not that big a deal. Why can't you get a job and buy your own computer if you want a better one so bad? I understand that it's unfair but sitting on zoklet and bitching about it isn't going to help. Pleading with dad isn't going to help. So do it yourself.

[ILTST9]

Kill your sister and steal the computer.

[OneSadisticFucker]

No, I want it for myself. I can't harm the computer. It was $580.

What the hell are you bitching about? You don't get much for $580.

Just get a job, after a few months you can buy a way better one.

[OneSadisticFucker]

Cry. Seriously man, it's not that big a deal. Why can't you get a job and buy your own computer if you want a better one so bad? I understand that it's unfair but sitting on zoklet and bitching about it isn't going to help. Pleading with dad isn't going to help. So do it yourself.

Ya, it makes you look like a pussy.

[kelsokid18]

None that would know much of transferring parts, unfortunately :(. I guess I'm going to have to sit down my sister and have a talk. Gah :o

You're fucked!

[JoePedo]

Now, he's taken to my little sister. So, my sister gets what she wants unfairly, my family agrees that it isn't right, but my father won't accept facts because he would rather have the reward of my little sister's cunt than be fair.

^^ fixed. This is what's going on. Whether or not he's actually getting any, he's just pussywhipped to the hot sexy cunt of the loli. Welcome to real life, and no, there's nothing you can do to compete.

I do respect him for not throwing "she's just letting it 'go to waste'" as one of the major deciding factors; gifts should be gifts, not constant burdens of control and disapproval.

Nonetheless, it is somewhat unfair that you get screwed just because you're a boy and your sister is barely pubescent. Not that I, like, don't support spoiling the crap out of prepubescent loli just to make a society of pussywhipped pedophilic orgy, just that it's not right to ignore you while he's doing it. You may not have a sweet, smoothly balded nectarspout of eternal goodness, but you're still a person, for god's sake...

Quit trying to screw over your sister and definately find a way to not be ignored...

...if that doesn't work for you - just try not to think about it.

[Yggdrasil]

What the hell are you bitching about? You don't get much for $580.

Just get a job, after a few months you can buy a way better one.

Well, I don't feel like I should have buy myself one. I've got the money, but I don't feel it's right buying a computer when a perfectly good one is being put to waste.

[Osirius]

Place your hands around her throat and throttle the little cunt until she gets the message. Let her know, you will make life a fucking bitch, unless she plays nice. Failing that, load the comp up with viruses, fill the history with nasty ass porn, hell, go onto some *chans without a firewall, get phished, etc. Let daddy know that she isn't mature enough for a comp of that power. Offer to fix up your old one, and exchange the two. Do a wipe and clean install on both after backing up the music to her Ipod.

Failing that, just visit her room each night until she gets the message, or her ass hemorrhages from the constant fucking.

[NaiveMonarch]

^^ fixed. This is what's going on. Whether or not he's actually getting any, he's just pussywhipped to the hot sexy cunt of the loli. Welcome to real life, and no, there's nothing you can do to compete.

I do respect him for not throwing "she's just letting it 'go to waste'" as one of the major deciding factors; gifts should be gifts, not constant burdens of control and disapproval.

Nonetheless, it is somewhat unfair that you get screwed just because you're a boy and your sister is barely pubescent. Not that I, like, don't support spoiling the crap out of prepubescent loli just to make a society of pussywhipped pedophilic orgy, just that it's not right to ignore you while he's doing it. You may not have a sweet, smoothly balded nectarspout of eternal goodness, but you're still a person, for god's sake...

Quit trying to screw over your sister and definately find a way to not be ignored...

...if that doesn't work for you - just try not to think about it.

That was beautiful dude ;_;

[OneSadisticFucker]

Well, I don't feel like I should have buy myself one. I've got the money, but I don't feel it's right buying a computer when a perfectly good one is being put to waste.

Well if that's true, it makes you a bigger cunt then your sister.

[LSA King]

chances are, all that attracts her is the monitor, if she's that bloody stupid.

Switch 'em.



This.


Otherwise I would rape that little bitch :mad: that pisses me off just thinking about it.

[Bender]

She is. She is at the fucking tween age where she's getting used to fucking HORMONES. Not only that, she has an extremely explosive temper; among the worst I've ever encountered.

In fact, my grandmother calls her "rabietta", a Spanish play-on-words that combines the word rabiosa, which means to be furious (lit. to be rabid) and it plays on her name as well. Fucking bitch. I can't even argue with her because she just throws her hands up in the air and screams.

Oh I hear ya man! My sister is 12. And a fucking caveman as well, shes leaves her tampon shit all over the bathroom, leave it a mess. Fights with me about EVERYTHING. And the first thing shes does when she gets home, eats fucking everything. And shes not even humble about it. "ZOMG I REALLY, REALLY CRAVE MEAT! NOW I WANT CHOCOLATE, LIKE RIGHT, NOW!." Shes has no respect, its just been really, really pissing me off lately. We both need a way to calm these little whore-moan-ill females now.:mad::mad:


EDIT

Sorry about that ^^ =]

Yeah, switch the computers, all she prob does concentrate on is the monitor. If you don't get away with that. Keylogger her shit. Blackmail? Frame her, your a smart guy. Or a really powerful magnet.

[The English Gentleman]

He's not technical at all, but he gets the laydown. He understands that her computer, which is being used only to transfer music into an ipod, has four times the capacity of mine, and then some. Him understanding the situation isn't the problem, it's getting him to see past my sister.

I can't bring this topic up without a major argument now. As soon as I mutter my word, my sister literally muffs her ears and starts yelling. If I get my parents to listen to me, she starts crying as well. Absolute fucking cunt.

YOU need to bring this up to your parents when your moronic sister is not around. And proof that you deperately need the power for school work would be useful, I just realised the greatest idea, CAD, if you do any computer, design and technology (CDT) then download autocad and show your parents how much your work is being hindered by not being able to use autocad on a good pc. Offer that if the bitch needs the computer back for a legitimate reason she can have it.

oh and would not call $580 of computer top of the line, even though you damn yanks seem to get PC parts at prices subsidised by your friends in Europe:rolleyes:

edit:

Well if that's true, it makes you a bigger cunt then your sister.

Shut your cake hole, how does it. It is his fathers money, i.e. their join inheritance/family money which is effectively being wasted by giving her something she really does not need. I doubt she would even notice the difference between the two. It is probably for a retarded reason like the fact the new pc is vista and it looks nicer (a woman friend at school cited this reason as why she had her hard working dad buy her a new £800.00 Laptool).

[Yggdrasil]

Oh I hear ya man! My sister is 12. And a fucking caveman as well, shes leaves her tampon shit all over the bathroom, leave it a mess. Fights with me about EVERYTHING. And the first thing shes does when she gets home, eats fucking everything. And shes not even humble about it. "ZOMG I REALLY, REALLY CRAVE MEAT! NOW I WANT CHOCOLATE, LIKE RIGHT, NOW!." Shes has no respect, its just been really, really pissing me off lately. We both need a way to calm these little whore-moan-ill females now.:mad::mad:


EDIT

Sorry about that ^^ =]

Yeah, switch the computers, all she prob does concentrate on is the monitor. If you don't get away with that. Keylogger her shit. Blackmail? Frame her, your a smart guy. Or a really powerful magnet.

Shit, welcome to the club, brotha'.

My sister (who is also twelve) leaves bucketfulls of water everywhere after showering, she kicks me out of the bathroom in the morning, and she eats everything. She's a bit of a control freak, so even when we were little, she'd split any kind of food between herself and I evenly. Now, she just hides food when it's bought.

My sister is also a little bitch who thinks she's entitled to the fucking world. If she doesn't get her way, she screams and shouts until she does. I'm sick of this pubescence shit.

[Mastergamerx]

various ideas could help for hell of it

1 tell your father you'll call child welfare and claim he molested her or something

2 remove something from the comp shes using so she wont be able to use it then she whine and moan to use your tell her to piss off and tell her maybe if she would have swaped u might of but wont then get to be your slave or w/e

3. hax her comp and put a admin password on it and tell her and your father you refuse to remove it and call bs on any shit you may get and gather all support u can form relatives

4. plaster porn or w/e bs u want on it and claim you saw her looking at it and get her in trouble

5. grab swap it with ure old one and lock your door and refuse to come out with it untill legit reasoning is made

6. break yours and complain you want a comp or w/e

7. pretend you sold her comp on ebay and hide it somewhere to later swap out shit

[God Like]

know what a botnet is....fuck with her computer so bad ...delete all her music and system32 constantly...if she doesnt switch with you within a week kill her

[ergoat]

Pics?

[Yggdrasil]

Pics?

Smooth operator

[xilikeeggs0]

Well, I don't feel like I should have buy myself one. I've got the money, but I don't feel it's right buying a computer when a perfectly good one is being put to waste.

I felt bad for you until this part. Now you just sound like a spoiled brat. Your parents don't have to buy you anything, especially a computer, and especially if you can afford one yourself. But yea, it must suck having a spoiled little bitch for a sister.

How old are you, by the way?

[Jeff The Hunter]

I felt bad for you until this part. Now you just sound like a spoiled brat. Your parents don't have to buy you anything, especially a computer, and especially if you can afford one yourself. But yea, it must suck having a spoiled little bitch for a sister.

How old are you, by the way?

This for the most part.^^^

Work out, get friends, go to punk shows ;), GET A LIFE, stop giving a fuck. <Chances are if you do like half that stuff your dad will be scared of your ass anyways and you won't care what the hell computer you got (hell mine sucks balls).

But if you are really hellbent on this computer, drug your CUNT sister (btw been there bro,tween girls are real bitches) dont use anything too strong just enough to get her stupid/mellow, talk to her. Make her feel like its in her best interest to trade computers, say you have better itunes or someshit. Her natural stupidity will win, and you'll have your big, shiny, boring computer.

[THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT]

Theres going to be a point in your life when despite the fact that you, your dad, and possibly your sister are on very distant, seperate lives, they'll feel the aging urge to rekindle and fix the deep relationship that they didnt have with you.

Heres the thing, you will have adapted to a life that does not require them and their emotional support, so when they finally decide they want some, you just tell them without any kind of emotion whatsoever, that you were done with them the second you left.

My aunt was a total fuck, and when she tried to fix ties with my dad, he just walked away. No point fixing something with people who never gave a fuck until it effected them directly.

[slm33d]

Virus her computer fuck it up royaly

[Im Bored]

Smoke some cones.

[PooPfish]

Black mail your sister for the lulz and put gay porn on her computer or something. Blame it on her and tell your parents, they will take the comp away from her, and viola, you have her computer.

[Thought Riot]

your dad's mad at you acting like a little spoiled bitch and then lashing out at your sister. Now he's laughing at you.

[Wizzle]

Slap her

[Mantikore]

Well, I don't feel like I should have buy myself one. I've got the money, but I don't feel it's right buying a computer when a perfectly good one is being put to waste.

well, assuming you had enough to pay for half a computer. earning around $250 wont take too long actually, especially if you hardly spend on anything else.

now i understand that its a matter of principle, but think of it this way: i think your parents would trust you more if you made an example to them that you know the value of money.

the next time your sister wants something from you, youre allowed to pull out the "i earned this through work" card

[refugee]

do you pay rent? quit bitching until then.

[psycho_8b]

You ain't getting this machine...Simple as mate...However...

When her computer catches viruses over and over and daddy has to pay a lot of money to keep fixing it, maybe he'll get pissed off.
Or when her favourite drink just happens to be resting inside the keyboard and/or case, maybe he'll get pissed off.
Of course that's all child's play...Too much could lead to you...If you want to truly fuck this thing up, a simple paper clip contacting both leads of the capacitors/processor pins on the motherboard can do wonders.

Of course it wasn't you...You were struggling with getting yours to work fast enough to run a game. You didn't have time to do any of that.

And fuck your shiteating dad...He sounds like a fucking prick.

[cronic5]

Simple as swapping the internals, and keep your hard drive and hook hers up to your current computer.

Very easily done and not hard to do with a screwdriver.

[Angry Blue Bird of Death]

Sounds like your dad loves her more than you. I'd beat the shit out your sister If I were you.

As for revenge, chances are she will get viruses on her own. You really need to swap parts to get even.

[Lao Tzu]

My sister is awesome

haw haw

[Bad_Intentions]

Sounds kinda like myself, being the least favourite of 5 children though. Although the only people who understand where I am coming from aren't in my family.

Buying my first mobile phone for example. Mum wouldn't get me one so I had to buy it myself with Christmas/B'day money whatever. She came with me with my sister and bough her THE EXACT SAME PHONE. Thats not all though, on one of my birthdays I wanted a phone (years later) it was $300 so I paid half with my birthday money. My sisters birthday was a few months later... what does she get... a $300 phone without having to pay a cent. Well damn.
My brother for his latest birthday got a Wii (whilst they we're still new) with 2 games, my sister got a Ps2 with games. I got a tongue ring they go for about $35 to $60.. apparently it was the permission that was a big deal (I was turning legally old enough to get one anyways?)

Yay.

[I Remember Michelle]

Maybe you are adopted?
Or your dad is some strange cunt who tooled your mum?

[Wineblood]

OP, your dad has ignored logic, the more economical solution and sided with his favourite child, therefore your dad is hardly a man and you should beat him senseless.

[TheDoc]

Theres going to be a point in your life when despite the fact that you, your dad, and possibly your sister are on very distant, seperate lives, they'll feel the aging urge to rekindle and fix the deep relationship that they didnt have with you.

Heres the thing, you will have adapted to a life that does not require them and their emotional support, so when they finally decide they want some, you just tell them without any kind of emotion whatsoever, that you were done with them the second you left.

My aunt was a total fuck, and when she tried to fix ties with my dad, he just walked away. No point fixing something with people who never gave a fuck until it effected them directly.

I love it when people get what they deserve.
I get off on that.
mmmmmmm

[Rocko]

Clearly your parents like her better than you.

[Equinox]

You could always 'hack' her computer. What I'd do if I was you... Hmm..

Seeing as she only uses it for putting music from itunes to her ipod, You could.. wait, you want the computer working. You could corrupt the hard drive? I don't know exactly how you can do that without permanent damage, but... fuck, just take the computer, shoot your dad and beat your sister.

[blaze]

I dont know if i even want to help you ygg, you're much older than your sister and making a much more bigger ordeal out of this.

Youve told all of your familiy relatives THAT YOU cant have a computer that your sister has.

Stop fucking crying, he's in her tweens while you are what, 16? 17? Buy your own fucking computer.

or, when everyone is out of the house, open her case and snip the fan power lines so that they dont work anymore, Eventually the quad will overheat and break..

Also try taking a few sticks of ram out. Make that shit mad slow. Also download banzai buddy. Download as much as you can, it doesnt fucking matter. download stuff off limewire that you know is a virus and open it on her computer

[Yggdrasil]

Woohoo, I worked it out. My sister had been complaining that she wasn't getting good internet signal (the router is in my room, and her room is on the other side of the house) so I told my dad that I would cough up half the money for a new laptop for her. That way, I would get the computer, and she would get better reception.

She went a bit berserk. Started shouting at me, not letting me talk, and crying a bit. I talked in a soft, calm voice the whole time. In the end, I found a very good (and cheap) computer online, my father agreed it's best not to deal with her, and I only have to cover half the costs.

So, I'm getting a new computer, and I snubbed her for being a bitching cunt. I offered her a good deal, she didn't want to listen, and just screamed. Now, my problem is worked out. As soon as she found out I was snubbing her by buying my own computer, she starts bawling again, saying she'll take the laptop.

My father was finally reasonable, mostly because I kept my cool in the face of her shit. He flat out told her she was being an unreasonable, greedy bitch, and that now she was getting screwed over by me.

I feel almost as if I got revenge :). Thanks for the input, Zoklet.

[The English Gentleman]

How much does the lap-tool cost? And good result...

[-*.inc]

Woohoo, I worked it out. My sister had been complaining that she wasn't getting good internet signal (the router is in my room, and her room is on the other side of the house) so I told my dad that I would cough up half the money for a new laptop for her. That way, I would get the computer, and she would get better reception.

She went a bit berserk. Started shouting at me, not letting me talk, and crying a bit. I talked in a soft, calm voice the whole time. In the end, I found a very good (and cheap) computer online, my father agreed it's best not to deal with her, and I only have to cover half the costs.

So, I'm getting a new computer, and I snubbed her for being a bitching cunt. I offered her a good deal, she didn't want to listen, and just screamed. Now, my problem is worked out. As soon as she found out I was snubbing her by buying my own computer, she starts bawling again, saying she'll take the laptop.

My father was finally reasonable, mostly because I kept my cool in the face of her shit. He flat out told her she was being an unreasonable, greedy bitch, and that now she was getting screwed over by me.

I feel almost as if I got revenge :). Thanks for the input, Zoklet.

Knew it would turn out well.
Parents can't be that ignorant.

[Yggdrasil]

How much does the lap-tool cost? And good result...

The laptop was four hundred dollars. I'm getting a refurbished quad core for a mere $50 more.

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Yeah. I used to get a lot of that when I lived with my mother and my sister. It sucks.

My mother wouldnt recognize how she treated me like shit, so I told her to fuck off and left.

Last time I saw her, she comes over to me like nothing ever happened and tries to start conversation like we are friends or something. I said: "What the fuck do you want?" with a mean glare. I couldnt read the emotion on her face, but she just looked away and greeted my aunt and the rest of the people who were with me.

I hope she is devastated. She always treated me like shit.

[Yggdrasil]

Yeah. I used to get a lot of that when I lived with my mother and my sister. It sucks.

My mother wouldnt recognize how she treated me like shit, so I told her to fuck off and left.

Last time I saw her, she comes over to me like nothing ever happened and tries to start conversation like we are friends or something. I said: "What the fuck do you want?" with a mean glare. I couldnt read the emotion on her face, but she just looked away and greeted my aunt and the rest of the people who were with me.

I hope she is devastated. She always treated me like shit.

Good for you :cool:

As soon as I am financially independent, the only family member I plan on staying in touch with is my older sister. My mom is a tool, my father is both a dick and insane, and my younger sister is the biggest bitch I've ever met in my life, bar none.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Sounds like your sister is sucking your dad's cock.

[tehporp]

Chances are, you pissed your dad off in some way prior to all of this and he wanted to get revenge on you in a passive-aggressive manner. Or he really is a huge tool. Either way, I'm glad you worked shit out.

[blaze]

I will pray tonight for in hopes of your sisters temper-tantrums she will sneak into your room and break your computer some how. You don't deserve the computer, your sister does. I actually hope your dad fucks you over by giving both the laptop and the computer to your sister. By seeing how much you post about senseless things I'm guessing your under 18. Which means the laptop is in his name along with the computer. Which means he can fuck you over which I hope he does.

Good Day:3dsmile:

[OneSadisticFucker]

Sounds like your sister is sucking your dad's cock.

My thoughts exactly. He has to keep her quit somehow, So he buys her a computer.

[Primal]

Your sister sounds like she's 12. Tell your dad he's being an asswipe, and tell him straight out - calmly - that he needs to be a man and to atleast be proud of you for developing your own set of beliefs. If he shouts at you, tell him he's a prick and take your little sisters computer when she's out of the house.

[Yggdrasil]

Your sister sounds like she's 12. Tell your dad he's being an asswipe, and tell him straight out - calmly - that he needs to be a man and to atleast be proud of you for developing your own set of beliefs. If he shouts at you, tell him he's a prick and take your little sisters computer when she's out of the house.

Thank you, but I already worked it out. And nice guess; she is 12.

[Epique]

Why not ruin the computer with viruses etc till the point were it is no longer useable for your sister. Then offer to exchange, what is essentially useless for yours then format and have it for yourself or offer to fix it for what ever money that you need to get your own.

As a course of making it look good you would need to take your time fixing it so it wont look as easy as it was.

[Yggdrasil]

Why not ruin the computer with viruses etc till the point were it is no longer useable for your sister. Then offer to exchange, what is essentially useless for yours then format and have it for yourself or offer to fix it for what ever money that you need to get your own.

As a course of making it look good you would need to take your time fixing it so it wont look as easy as it was.

See: [above post]

[Bad_Intentions]

Parents can't be that ignorant.

Oh but they can be. Oh how ignorant they can be.

[slowdown]

*:violin:*
*quickly runs out of thread*