Most evil way to kill a person

[Blunderfail]

These are some ideas from the original totse thread in 2005. But add your own k?

1) Put the guys dick in a padlocked vice. Hand him a rusty hacksaw. Set the room one fire. Cut his cock off or burn.

2) When the girl is sleeping, go into her room and lock the door behind you. Then tie her legs and arms to the bed, so she's lying there stretched out. Put tape around her mouth so she can't talk either.

Wake her up, and as soon as she opens her eyes, punch her in the nose over and over until it starts bleeding. Now grab a lighter and light her pyjama pants on fire. Quickly run out of the room and into her parent's room. Kill them both by shooting them in the head with a gun.

Now grab a fire extinguisher and run back into the girl's room. Put out the fire and tie her back down to the bed if the fire burnt the ropes. (If she's too quick for you, threaten to shoot her with your gun). Now go back to the parents room and bring her parents (which are dead) into her room. Slice off their heads and put them in front of her wherever you can, so she can see them. If she closes her eyes, stab her in the boob.

Now start pissing on the heads and once you're done, throw them out the window. Now that she's scared and crying, punch her a few more times in the nose.

Finally, to finish the job, cut her boobs off and say "I'm gonna play with these every night until I die" and let her die of blood loss.

(lol, that was mine)

3) Make a dude get a hard on then put a 9 inch fiberglass rod inside his penis through that little hole on the end. Make sure some of the rod is still sticking out. Then take a hammer and shatter the rod. He will then forever have fiberglass splinters- INSIDE his cock.

4) Put superglue on your dick and have a chick suck it. Soon, her mouth will become permanently attached to your dick and she will have to breathe through her nose. Next, simply shut her nostrils and watch her suffocate. Best on toothless chicks.

[Dionysus]

I always thought the way the did Joe Pesci in at the end of Casino was about the worst way to die.

Simple but effective.

[Wizzle]

3 Guys 1 Hammer

[SLP]

What if she starts biting?

[TurnofftheShyness]

Hi, everyone. This is my first post.

Drug and kidnap the person. Take them to a section of railroad tracks that have tall trees on both sides. Hopefully your villain is still out cold. Tie two long ropes, each to a tree on opposite sides of the tracks and to the villains arms. Do this so they're suspended in the air five feet or so above the ground. Tie they're legs down to the railroad ties. The villain should be in a spread eagle position vertically over the tracks facing oncoming traffic.

The villain wakes up hearing a train approaching.

[Blunderfail]

Hi, everyone. This is my first post.

Drug and kidnap the person. Take them to a section of railroad tracks that have tall trees on both sides. Hopefully your villain is still out cold. Tie two long ropes, each to a tree on opposite sides of the tracks and to the villains arms. Do this so they're suspended in the air five feet or so above the ground. Tie they're legs down to the railroad ties. The villain should be in a spread eagle position vertically over the tracks facing oncoming traffic.

The villain wakes up hearing a train approaching.

Hahahaha. Nice!

[Shaggy]

Ever see Hostel 2? And in the one room at the end, this client has some poor bastard chained to a table and he's slowing cutting him apart and eating him. Now that...would suck.

[scovegner]

Hi, everyone. This is my first post.

Drug and kidnap the person. Take them to a section of railroad tracks that have tall trees on both sides. Hopefully your villain is still out cold. Tie two long ropes, each to a tree on opposite sides of the tracks and to the villains arms. Do this so they're suspended in the air five feet or so above the ground. Tie they're legs down to the railroad ties. The villain should be in a spread eagle position vertically over the tracks facing oncoming traffic.

The villain wakes up hearing a train approaching.
Do this, but in combination with ..
Cut their stomach open while avoiding major blood vessels, take organs out, feed to dog while they are still concscious and can see it .. cut off their penis/ass/breasts and eat them, then time it right so just as they are hanging there disembowelled the train comes along and slams into their hanging body, smashing it to pieces ..
and for more lulz, pile up bricks on the track just behind them ..

[Knife in The Knight]

Tie them up in a small shack to the ground. Then drop tons of rats in the shack. Have them wake up to a hoard of hungry rats eating them.

Stick a bottle in side the desired females vagina. Break bottle if her cunt doesn't break it. wait for her to die of blood loss.

[ILTST9]

Then tie her legs and arms to the bed, so she's lying there stretched out. Put tape around her mouth so she can't talk either.
Wouldn't she wake up while you're tieing her up?

[happy_one_hit]

Crushing someones head between a car/truck and a floor jack.

[MeTaL1364]

put him in a locked room and give him nothing more than a toothbrush...
then lock oprah in the same room with him


or make him huff raid

[Blunderfail]

Wouldn't she wake up while you're tieing her up?

I wrote that when I was like, 14. I included it for lolz.

[The English Gentleman]

non-consencual buttsecks
or
burning someones penis, (a woman would obviously do this), equally death by bloodloss due to a peni transplantation to a woman.

[NeonMonkeys]

non-consencual buttsecks
or
burning someones penis, (a woman would obviously do this), equally death by bloodloss due to a peni transplantation to a woman.

You know some woman burned her husband's penis off and he died? That guy got owned.

[The Jitterskull]

Painolympics won this thread?

[Reptar]

Stick a rusty railroad spike down the end of the persons dick, than stick a floureseent tube up the ass break it.

tie them up cut off there fingers one by one and there toes poke there eye out with there own deattached finger

skin them alive and put salt and vinegar on there body

finish with repeated curb stomps

getting a south african mandigo to ass fuck them is optional

[harry_hardcore_hoedown]

IV bleach.

[Tokerface]

shell bite off your cock

[Rocky]

Slit their throat, not deep enough to kill though, then peel the face off from the slit, then shove their face into a bag of salt.

[harry_hardcore_hoedown]

Slit their throat, not deep enough to kill though, then peel the face off from the slit, then shove their face into a bag of salt.

You're incredibly fucked up.

[OneSadisticFucker]

Drug some chick, strip her and tie her up standing split eagle. wait till she is awake, then slowly skin her a bit at a time, when you cut enough off, you have to use a torch on the area to stop the bleeding, don't kill her, keep her awake and make her eat her own skin bits. Keep doing this till she has no skin left.
REMEMBER KEEP HER ALIVE.

[Rocky]

You're incredibly fucked up.


Then I am on the right website :D

[Reptar]

Then I am on the right website :D

glad to have you

[Waxxumus]

Hang them from their entrails.

Slowly remove their skin. Put them on a chair all tied up. Rig up many many fishwire hooks and pierce 10 times around the wrists and ankles, make even slits so tension on fishwire will remove skin in even strips. Have alcohol slowly drip down the fishwire.

[The General]

tie the victom to the bed and slowly but surely burn the shit out of them, start with their feet and work up. Now make sure they are 2 degree burns because 3 hurt less let your victom die of an infection.

[Reptar]

tie the victom to the bed and slowly but surely burn the shit out of them, start with their feet and work up. Now make sure they are 2 degree burns because 3 hurt less let your victom die of an infection.

that would take way too long

[harry_hardcore_hoedown]

I'm thinking about unsubscribing from this thread. But for some reason I just can't do it.

[Jamie Madrox]

Tie someone to a bed, remove their shirt, place a rat in an overturned metal bucket on their stomach and heat up the bottom of the bucket untill the rat starts to burrow. 2fast 2 furious style.

[Steal]

Tie them to a bed, spread eagled. Make small cuts over their body, and rub salt into them. Then, pull out all of their nails. Cut their fingers and toes off, and fuck them up the ass/pussy with a large knife. If they're not dead already, fuck their ears with the knife. Or, if you're a guy and horny, make a hole in their chest, and then fuck it.

Well.., that's not as evil as some of the things i've read about/imagined, but it certainly is pretty torture-ful.

[Walrus Jones]

Hang victim upside-down.
Shove PVC pipe up ass.
Pour flesh-eating septic cleaner down pipe.

[Young Meth]

4) Put superglue on your dick and have a chick suck it. Soon, her mouth will become permanently attached to your dick and she will have to breathe through her nose. Next, simply shut her nostrils and watch her suffocate. Best on toothless chicks.

lmfao

[Waspish]

Slit their throat, not deep enough to kill though, then peel the face off from the slit, then shove their face into a bag of salt.

Too far?
Hell no, you are amazing.
But you have to give the guy hope after that. So it can be crushed. Again and again.

[Reptar]

Enter=Owned

When did he get banned, oh well im glad, got tired of his bitching

[Bob Cock]

"I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die"

[Darkhunter]

* Give a person some Acid and tell them to juggle the pencils you give them. Proceed to give said person Butcher knives instead.

* Make them read any old Philosophy text

* Salt water enema

[capn-chronic]

Man this is some sick shit. there is an older form of torture that would be horrible i forget what it's called but they put these people in a brass bull and set a fire underneath it slowly cooking them.

[AdamSmokesCrack]

Man this is some sick shit. there is an older form of torture that would be horrible i forget what it's called but they put these people in a brass bull and set a fire underneath it slowly cooking them.

I believe the method is called "The Brass Bull"...
The History Channel just had a special on torture, but I can't remember a damn thing that I saw on it. It was an awesome episode though. Lots of stuff from Spain and the crusades and whatnot.
Aaah, yes, that pear.
http://torture.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/rectal-pear-torture-device.jpg
Use that on someone. It was said that many died of a heart attack before the device was fully opened, just because the fear of having it in your mouth/anus was so great.

[capn-chronic]

Oh thanks for clearing that up Adam. Iv'e seen that episode also they also showed a Japanese weapon that could decapitate you from a distance.

I forget what that one is called also, but it was used more to incite fear than actually decapitating people.

[NiggerBabyRocketLauncher]

Drown them in a pool of horse semen.

[Jim Strongcock]

Wouldn't she wake up while you're tieing her up?

roofies.

[OneSadisticFucker]

Use a paralyzing drug on the person, then slowly cut them into small pieces while showing them each part you cut off.

[capn-chronic]

Drown them in a pool of horse semen.

^^This ha ha.

[hitnrun]

Wood chipper? Power drill?

[Xlite]

I think we can use something i saw in southpark once.

Something about pluggin out one the eyes, and make someone with aids piss in the eye socket, and leave the person to slowly die of aids.

This seems pretty evil to me. However i'm not entirely sure that aids can actually be transfered via urin. However if it can, pwned!

I must admit though, that i'm much more into breaking peoples spirit and take away their will to live, eventually they will beg for death, and then ofc you let them live, or let them suicide :D

For more ideas, watch Saw 1-5.


Oh and finally one of my favorit movie quotes :

The Gemini Killer-
Did you know that you are talking to an artist? I sometimes do special things to my victims: things that are creative. Of course, it takes knowledge, pride in your work... For example, a decapitated head can continue to see for approximately twenty seconds. So when I have one that's gawking, I always hold it up so that it can see its body. It's a little extra I throw in for no added charge. I must admit it makes me chuckle every time. Life is fun. It's a wonderfull life, in fact... for some.

[Metafire]

I believe the method is called "The Brass Bull"...
The History Channel just had a special on torture, but I can't remember a damn thing that I saw on it. It was an awesome episode though. Lots of stuff from Spain and the crusades and whatnot.
Aaah, yes, that pear.
http://torture.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/rectal-pear-torture-device.jpg
Use that on someone. It was said that many died of a heart attack before the device was fully opened, just because the fear of having it in your mouth/anus was so great.

Isn't that from the Discovery Show "Machines of Malice"?

[Satyr]

Medieval style: cut someone open, tie his intestins to a pole and make him walk around said pole.

Russian style: tie someone down, put a rat on their chest and place a metal bucket over the rat. Heat up the bucket. The rat will dig its way out to escape.

Chinese style: tie some up, so they are about a meter above the ground. Place a young bamboo plant beneath them. Bamboo grows quite fast, so in a few days, they will be penetrated by the bamboo.

There are two occassions in history when Man becomes inventive: when there's money to be made or when making someone else suffer.

[bornkiller]

"Marriage"

[NTP]

Break their legs and arms, put them in a 50 gallon drum. Fill drum with any kind of acid. Or fill the drum with gas, and light on fire.

[Xlite]

Hmm, i'd start out with 5 days of Sleep Deprivation

In the head of the prisoner, a haze begins to form. His spirit is wearied to death, his legs are unsteady, and he has one sole desire: to sleep...Anyone who has experienced this desire knows that not even hunger and thirst are comparable with it.

Then i'd let him sleep for 10 minutes, wake him up, and strap The Heretic's Fork on him.

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/misc/torture/39a.jpg
http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/misc/torture/39b.jpg

After the fork was in place, i'd place him on The Judas Cradle

http://www.the-night.net/torture/tort07.jpg
The victim is hoisted up in the manner shown in the accompanying illustration, and lowered onto the point of the pyramid in such a way that his weight rests on the point positioned in the anus, in the vagina, under the scrotum or under the coccyx (the last two or three vertebrae). The executioner, according to the pleasure of the interrogators, can vary the pressure from zero to that of total body weight. The victim can be rocked, or made to fall repeatedly onto the point.

Now he can choose wheater he wants to sleep and get his ass cracked, or stay awake and get his ass cracked.

After 13 hours on the cradle, i'd take him down, take off the fork, and give the man a rest and some food. He earned it.

2 days later, when he's getting his spirit back up, i'l tie him up, and lower him slowly into boiling water, and after that i'l cut his head off, and show the head to its body before he blacks out and dies.

[Chris]

they can date my buddies ex, that bitch was satan himself.

[Savage_white_man]

I'd like to kidnap the person and have them tied up to a bed, remove their face(without killing them) and cutting the tendons in their legs.
After doing this, I'd give them a gun and exit the room(mirrored room so they can see themselves) and if they pull the gun on themselves and shoot it, it misfires and fucks them up more so.
I'd further fuck them up by using liquid nitrogen in their feet and one hand and freeze that shit off.
If their not dead after that, put rats in a steel bucket and heat the bucket and give him a knife to kill himself...

[Blunderfail]

I'd like to kidnap the person and have them tied up to a bed, remove their face(without killing them) and cutting the tendons in their legs.
After doing this, I'd give them a gun and exit the room(mirrored room so they can see themselves) and if they pull the gun on themselves and shoot it, it misfires and fucks them up more so.
I'd further fuck them up by using liquid nitrogen in their feet and one hand and freeze that shit off.
If their not dead after that, put rats in a steel bucket and heat the bucket and give him a butter knife to kill himself...

Fixed.

[ZX9R]

Drowning in a pool of warm feces would suck.

While fat chicks are visibly in the distance giving each other oral sex.

[Daily]

While fat chicks are visibly in the distance giving each other oral sex.

Oh right...drowning in warm feces while you are aroused...

[Savage_white_man]

Drowning in a pool of warm feces would suck.

While fat chicks are visibly in the distance giving each other oral sex.

Why not drown them around gay fat people?

It would be alot more traumatizing.

[Firemind]

Drug your mark.
Strip them.
Rape them hard.(i mean so hard their pussy/ass hurts)
Tie your victim to a chair.
Wait for them to wake up.
Greet them.
Make 6' cuts all over their body.(do it slowly)
Throw handfuls of salt at them, for hours.
Spray them with rubbing alcohol.(rinse off the salt.)
Then pour gasoline over them.
Talk to them.
Toss a match and leave.

You could do more, but you want to getaway right?

[Savage_white_man]

Drug your mark.
Strip them.
Rape them hard.(i mean so hard their pussy/ass hurts)
Tie your victim to a chair.
Wait for them to wake up.
Greet them.
Make 6' cuts all over their body.(do it slowly)
Throw handfuls of salt at them, for hours.
Spray them with rubbing alcohol.(rinse off the salt.)
Then pour gasoline over them.
Talk to them.
Toss a match and leave.

You could do more, but you want to getaway right?

Rather than raping your mark(if its a dude and you don't swing that way), kinda whore their body to a few people who are into rape fantasy?

[ZX9R]

Why not drown them around gay fat people?

It would be alot more traumatizing.

Indeed.

Slowly drowning in a pool of warm feces while gay fat people around giving each other oral in the visible distance.

[Firemind]

Indeed.

Slowly drowning in a pool of warm feces while gay fat people around giving each other oral in the visible distance.

Aha! That actually won't work. Because if they are submerged they won't see the fat gay people giving oral. And will drown. Not much torture there.

[Paranoid]

This is a handy guide how you torture your victim to the fullest but he/she will not die.
Cut his/her arms and legs first. Make sure he/she doesn't die.
Remove their eyes. Then you have to remove the tonque and yaw so that he/she can not speak. Make sure he/she doesn't die. Cut his/her ears and burn the inside of his/her ears so she can not hear anything. At this point your victim cannot speak, hear, see or move. Now you put them in a basement and keep him/her alive by feading him/her through a tube in his/her arm. This way your vivtim is not dead but he/she has is just a plant. After a while your victim will go batshit insane but he/she cannot die.

Man...I need to see a shrink.

[vnorberto]

if it doesnt invlove your victim watching the people they love being tortured to death before you get to work on your vic, it isnt evil just yet.

[Firemind]

This is a handy guide how you torture your victim to the fullest but he/she will not die.
Cut his/her arms and legs first. Make sure he/she doesn't die.
Remove their eyes. Then you have to remove the tonque and yaw so that he/she can not speak. Make sure he/she doesn't die. Cut his/her ears and burn the inside of his/her ears so she can not hear anything. At this point your victim cannot speak, hear, see or move. Now you put them in a basement and keep him/her alive by feading him/her through a tube in his/her arm. This way your vivtim is not dead but he/she has is just a plant. After a while your victim will go batshit insane but he/she cannot die.

Man...I need to see a shrink.

Dude, that is an actual recipe for a human plant.
Secondly. I don't know if they would go insane. I mean it would hurt at first, but afterwards I am quite sure the human in subject would be in a dream world. Nothing from the outside affecting it.
Hm... I want one.

[Snoopy]

http://www.welcometotheasylum.com/images/bbmr07e.jpg

[Firemind]

http://www.welcometotheasylum.com/images/bbmr07e.jpg

I'd do that to a girl. Easy.:mad:

[Blunderfail]

Dude, that is an actual recipe for a human plant.
Secondly. I don't know if they would go insane. I mean it would hurt at first, but afterwards I am quite sure the human in subject would be in a dream world. Nothing from the outside affecting it.
Hm... I want one.

They'd still feel things though. Like if you stabbed them in the arm, it'd hurt them.

[DrGoogfan]

the brazen bull

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull

[Twin Gats]

get someone addicted to meth, wait till they are all strung out. then slowly start adding bleach to the crystals you sell them till the dude stops coming back.

[Guywhorocksyou]

why a horrible way of killing someone, leading them through psychological despair until they are just about to take their own life. Then give them a reason to live, then leave them in your basement to starve to death.

[Firemind]

They'd still feel things though. Like if you stabbed them in the arm, it'd hurt them.

Well not necessarily, if the person goes of the edge.(im thinking schizophrenia) they really cannot perceive the outside world.(pain, ie.) You can trust this, because I was at a mental health institution 11 months ago. It was horrible.

[Leonidas]

Drug your mark.
Strip them.
Rape them hard.(i mean so hard their pussy/ass hurts)
Tie your victim to a chair.
Wait for them to wake up.
Greet them.
Make 6' cuts all over their body.(do it slowly)
Throw handfuls of salt at them, for hours.
Spray them with rubbing alcohol.(rinse off the salt.)
Then pour gasoline over them.
Talk to them.
Toss a match and leave.

You could do more, but you want to getaway right?

What the hell would you talk to them about? Somehow I don't think that they would be all for small talk

[Lulzar]

The worst way I could think of:

First you're flayed, which is where all your skin is cut off. Then, you're coated with salt and vinegar. You're then dipped into a pot of boiling water until you're close to death. Then, you're taken out and tied down. You're placed in a sealed container with a lovely family of hungry rats.

Man, I'm pretty fucked up.

[duckshit]

-high pressure chamber

-pour water down the throat until victim is very very bloated and jump on victims stomach

-rock crusher

[Leonidas]

These ideas have really gone downhill, now its just people cutting people and not letting them die, how about some real original ones? I'm going to have a think about this, and post back in a few hours

[Blunderfail]

These ideas have really gone downhill, now its just people cutting people and not letting them die, how about some real original ones? I'm going to have a think about this, and post back in a few hours

Oh hai you must be new to Zoklet.

[Leonidas]

Oh hai you must be new to Zoklet.

Oh noes i almost forgots

[Clover]

Allowing rats to eat somebody alive; big giant rats while they're tied so they can see the bits of flesh being devoured.


It was the only method of murder that made Richard Kuklinski AKA the iceman's stomach turn into knots. He said, even he himself hated to think about what the people went through while they were dying.

[Firemind]

What the hell would you talk to them about? Somehow I don't think that they would be all for small talk

I know, but I was assuming the torturer was a sadist and that just made me lol.


You want an evil torture? Cut a dudes legs and arms off. Let him go. Adaptation is a bitch.:thumbsup:

[xoctopusx]

Make them listen to Vogon poetry.