View Full Version : Lightyears are not a unit of Time
The English Gentleman
02-17-2009, 02:38 PM
For fuck sake:swearing:. I stopped Physics when I was 16 and I know light years is a measure of distance, I remember knowing this when I was 12. It is fucking simple, so people, if you here your mother using lightyears as a measure of time, smack that bitch, smack her hard, for me.
Carbonbased
02-17-2009, 02:44 PM
So wait how long would it take to Pluto in earth in light years?
The English Gentleman
02-17-2009, 03:06 PM
So wait how long would it take to Pluto in earth in light years?
Oh, your just damn asking for it...
Hammer Tank
02-17-2009, 03:11 PM
lol^^^^^
fun fact: earth is 8 light minutes away from the sun.
PirateJoe
02-17-2009, 03:13 PM
*does the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs*
Agent 008
02-17-2009, 03:14 PM
It took me a lightsecond to figure out what this thread is about.
Drusus
02-17-2009, 03:25 PM
My penis is one lightyear long.
Fetus-Smasher
02-17-2009, 07:59 PM
Wait, so is a light year less weight than a full year?
Carbonbased
02-17-2009, 10:28 PM
Wait, so is a light year less weight than a full year?
No man its heavier because as you approach the speed of light your mass increases;)
blaze
02-17-2009, 10:29 PM
penis
Mantikore
02-18-2009, 07:38 AM
No man its heavier because as you approach the speed of light your mass increases;)
but wouldnt the temperature increase by about 20 light years?:confused:
jackketch
02-18-2009, 08:46 AM
For fuck sake:swearing:. I stopped Physics when I was 16 and I know light years is a measure of distance, I remember knowing this when I was 12. It is fucking simple, so people, if you here your mother using lightyears as a measure of time, smack that bitch, smack her hard, for me.
Agreed but what do you expect on a site where there are Americans who think you can weigh things accurately in 'cups' and that saying things like 0.5 of an inch is ok?
(for those who still don't know, a 'cup' is a rather inaccurate measurement of volume not weight and using decimal notation for imperial fractions just makes you look stupid)
capn-chronic
02-18-2009, 09:15 AM
Ha ha i lol'd for a light year after viewing this thread.
Slapshot
02-18-2009, 11:44 AM
using decimal notation for imperial fractions just makes you look stupid
Yea, because it's so difficult to convert .5 into 1/2. And how dare they use "cups" to measure volume? Stupid Americans.
Agent 008
02-18-2009, 11:55 AM
"It's 30 minutes away, I'll be there in 10."
paprika
02-18-2009, 12:03 PM
Yea, because it's so difficult to convert .5 into 1/2. And how dare they use "cups" to measure volume? Stupid Americans.
Exactly! Finally, an intelligent American who sees things as they are.
Mantikore
02-18-2009, 12:10 PM
Agreed but what do you expect on a site where there are Americans who think you can weigh things accurately in 'cups' and that saying things like 0.5 of an inch is ok?
though some firearms ammunition use decimals in their imperial measurements
jackketch
02-18-2009, 12:33 PM
"It's 30 minutes away, I'll be there in 10."
+1 mod rep
reallystupidstuff
02-18-2009, 01:52 PM
1 cup weighs about 1 quarter of a litre, whats so hard about that?
Slapshot
02-18-2009, 01:57 PM
1 cup weighs about 1 quarter of a litre, whats so hard about that?
:bangs head on keyboard: :facepalm:
Mantikore
02-19-2009, 07:54 AM
1 cup weighs about 1 quarter of a litre, whats so hard about that?
there are foods that have air between particles and can be compressed.
if youve ever baked with brown sugar youll know what i mean
jackketch
02-19-2009, 12:00 PM
:bangs head on keyboard: :facepalm:
You have my sympathy. Whenever the intelligent American posters here show the rest of the world that not all americans are spotty, fat, nigger talking, 13 year old white kids or beer swilling, nose picking trailer park trash then some Ameritard comes along.....
macnolias
02-19-2009, 04:13 PM
Agreed but what do you expect on a site where there are Americans who think you can weigh things accurately in 'cups' and that saying things like 0.5 of an inch is ok?
(for those who still don't know, a 'cup' is a rather inaccurate measurement of volume not weight and using decimal notation for imperial fractions just makes you look stupid)
I fucked your mom for a lightyear, at the end of the journey she :O so I could spew in her mouth :facepalm:
jackketch
02-19-2009, 04:25 PM
I fucked your mom for a lightyear, at the end of the journey she :O so I could spew in her mouth :facepalm:
My mum fortunately has more taste than to sleep with some genitally mutilated colonial.
The English Gentleman
02-19-2009, 04:50 PM
My mum fortunately has more taste than to sleep with some genitally mutilated colonial.
I think what he though was your mother may well have been the corner of a garden shed which started to look attractive after a five day alcohol fueled bender.
ArmsMerchant
02-19-2009, 06:17 PM
1 cup weighs about 1 quarter of a litre, whats so hard about that?
Unless it's a foam cup, which hardly weighs anything at all.
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