Real Life SF4

[Fetus-Smasher]

If you were in a 2 round death match between you and an SF4 character, who would you fight?

I'd take Ryu, cause I hate that fucker.

[Trueborn]

Ken.

Because EVERYONE plays as Ken. Everybody. Of the 104 SFIV fights I've played on Live thus far, 97.05% of my opponents played as Ken. (I just looked it up in my match data.)

I used to think Ken was alright until I ended up fighting nobody but.

[Cegstar]

Also Ken. For the same reason, though I'm sure my percentage is different (still >90% though).

That or Akuma. He takes incredible damage compared to most of the others.

A declawed Vega would be fun to fight as well.


Edit : Trueborn, just a suggestion... play Championship mode (graded or free, doesn't matter), so you can't see who your opponent is picking. Change your Title to a Ken title (I miss you Eliza or something even), and the other person will think you're going to pick Ken. I have gotten less Ken fights since I've done this.

[Township Rebellion]

None of them. I won't just get pummelled, I'm likely to be killed what with all the Dragon Punches, Fireballs, and hairy beasts that shoot electricity.

Maybe E. Honda. I could probably outrun him :p

[Cegstar]

None of them. I won't just get pummelled, I'm likely to be killed what with all the Dragon Punches, Fireballs, and hairy beasts that shoot electricity.

Maybe E. Honda. I could probably outrun him :p

What about Dan?

[Township Rebellion]

Dan has similar moves to Ken and Ryu, albeit, without the better special moves. He could still kick my ass. He may be weaker than all the other characters but he's still an expert martial artist, and I'm not.

Honestly, I'm just a regular guy. The SF characters are all superhuman warriors that can jump higher than my height, can hit hard enough to completely destroy a full size SUV, and many of them have the ability to literally defy gravity. They also all have a high range of attacks, well trained punches and kicks that are always performed perfectly. And to block any and everything, all they have to do is move backwards and the blocking becomes automatic. There's no way a lowly human like me could possibly win. Niether could any of you! Can any of you shoot fire out of your hands? Can you kick so fast in succession your leg literally turns into a blur? Can any of you do super moves?

[Cegstar]

Dan has similar moves to Ken and Ryu, albeit, without the better special moves. He could still kick my ass. He may be weaker than all the other characters but he's still an expert martial artist, and I'm not.

Honestly, I'm just a regular guy. The SF characters are all superhuman warriors that can jump higher than my height, can hit hard enough to completely destroy a full size SUV, and many of them have the ability to literally defy gravity. They also all have a high range of attacks, well trained punches and kicks that are always performed perfectly. And to block any and everything, all they have to do is move backwards and the blocking becomes automatic. There's no way a lowly human like me could possibly win. Niether could any of you! Can any of you shoot fire out of your hands? Can you kick so fast in succession your leg literally turns into a blur? Can any of you do super moves?
I did a super move once.



and then I woke up :(.

[Hamza]

I'd fight Sagat, I'd probably get my ass handed to me though.

[Mantikore]

Vega, because hes a tranny

[Snoopy]

Vega, because hes a tranny

lol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuPo-dovlNc&feature=related)

Damn stupid censored version. Jewfagtube is a bunch if filthy niggers.

[Township Rebellion]

Vega, because hes a tranny

Claws.

I'd love to see the aftermath of that fight. There would be blood splattered everywhere and perfectly chopped bits of you scattering the floor. And then we'd all laugh "lulz, he got pwnd by a tranny".

[Fetus-Smasher]

I'd fight blanca.
OP, stupid thread idea.

[Rykoshet]

Almost impossible to lose as Akuma.