Very small things that piss you off a lot

[shopping cart for brains]

Today I heard someone define the term "pwn" as "power own".

How could he not have known about the typo from Warcraft that said [Insert Name Here] has been Pwned instead of Owned. What a complete ass.

[skinny love]

people who drive in the left lane and refuse to go more than 5mph over the speed limit piss me off more than anything. yeah i have a police radar detector so i drive like a jackass on meth, but get out of my way before i ass ram you with my little honda. the right lane is for you slow fucks. :p

[alex333]

Today I heard someone define the term "pwn" as "power own".

How could he not have known about the typo from Warcraft that said [Insert Name Here] has been Pwned instead of Owned. What a complete ass.

its what happens when everybody starts using the internet

[THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT]

When someone constantly misspronounces a word even though you've told them before that it is motherfucking WRONG but they don't care enough to ever CHANGE it because they don't think it matters. It matters because it is fucking stupid :mad:

[whimsi]

People with messy or loud eating habits. Even if they aren't messy or sloppy eaters, if I can hear them eat, it really irritates me. Sometimes I have to put my headphones in, or I become irate over it and sit there giving out evil eyes... and if they eat with their mouth open, or they are the type of eater that always ends up with crumbs in their beard, soup on their shirt or greasy/nasty mouth... ugh. I can't stand people who can't eat like an adult.

Grown men/women who can't tell that they have a goddamn runny nose. WTF.

People I don't know well insisting I take a bite from their fork, drink from their bottle etc.

People who help themselves to my food, grab a few fries, snag some chips, etc from my plate.

>_<

[Giggles The Panda]

People complaining about things that bug them.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

American minds.

[7i8_Dago]

when people eats and keeps smacking thier lips and mouths.......ever fucking heard of fucking eating with your fucking mouth closed?

[RobinHood]

Maybe I shouldn't post here but my penis kinda pisses me off sometimes..Quit laughing because it aint that damn small...I admit that compared to John Holmes I would be considered a volkswagon..I can't really complain because it does have discipline and has been known to perform rather well under pressure..

[Bender]

When someone pulls my earphones out. Or steps on my shoelaces.

[slowdown]

Ants piss me off a lot.

[xilikeeggs0]

People who can't finish sentences. I had a lady say this to me today: "If I wanted to get to 37." She stared at me for about 10 seconds waiting for me to answer. I didn't say anything until she finished with "...Which way is it?"

And of course she didn't thank me for giving her directions. Fucking bitch.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

It's a love/hate relationship with the Americans.

[Actor]

When the sun gets in my eyes.

[Lysergic Rain]

when websites don't have favicons

...ahem

[Mantikore]

people who leave hair lying on the floor in bathrooms :mad:

[pill popper]

American minds.

auzzies in canada :mad::mad::mad:

[Wither]

When someone constantly misspronounces a word even though you've told them before that it is motherfucking WRONG but they don't care enough to ever CHANGE it because they don't think it matters. It matters because it is fucking stupid :mad:

Fucking this ^^

I was talking to my friend on Call of Duty and he kept saying "band-oil-er." So, being the cool guy I am, I subtly try to pronounce it right so as to hint to him that he was saying it wrong, then he has the nerve to point out my pronunciation and say "Wtf is bandolier, say it right damnit!" :mad::mad::mad:



I just gave up on trying to correct "martydom"

[Traceur]

People pulling my headphones out pisses me off more than anything.

[shopping cart for brains]

It's a love/hate relationship with the Americans.

We're all or nothing, bitch.

[shopping cart for brains]

It's a love/hate relationship with the Americans.

Another thing that pisses me off, Australians that think they're for whatever reason better than Americans. Fuck off.

Edit: For some reason this previous edit came out as a double post, grr.

[Equinox]

People eating noisily/annoyingly - If it's something crunchy, I can't stand anyone eating it. I hate people who slurp soup. Then there's old men - for some reason their jaw line REALLY stands out when they eat, and it really gets to me. I get pissed off at pretty much anyone when they eat.

Americans - Don't get my started as to why.

Mac users - Fucking retarded fanboys who want- Wait, have Steve Jobs' cock up their ass.

Oh wait, the last two aren't exactly very small. Oh well.

[Lao Tzu]

The universe.

[Xlite]

The universe.

This

[Staples_AOK]

people reaching in front of your face or plate at the dinner table

that's about it

[Fetus-Smasher]

When I'm laying down pipe inside a 14yr old and she starts wondering if her parents can hear. I mean common, seriously, they won't care. Fuckin immature bitches.

[johnplywd]

When I'm laying down pipe inside a 14yr old and she starts wondering if her parents can hear. I mean common, seriously, they won't care. Fuckin immature bitches.

14 year olds always worry about the wrong thing at the wrong time, shh what was that

[The English Gentleman]

Swines using the term 'peeps'. The wankers at my boarding school who walked around in pyjamas to dinner and everything, the swines. Oh and people on benefits and people who have too many children and expect the state to help pay for their upkeep, the fucking holy-moly cunts.

[i poop in your cereal]

Your penis.

Someone had to.

[Lanny]

people who bash nazis, I mean common, they killed jews, they can't be ALL bad.

[The English Gentleman]

people who bash nazis, I mean common, they killed jews, they can't be ALL bad.

I mean come on you common fuck.

Not to mention, can you tell me why you hate jews? (and hating Israel, while a good thing is not a valid reason for hating all jews)

[16bit]

My brother's obnoxious friend that comes over and drinks 7 pepsi's a day and he stays with us days at a time.. And you can't hint to him that maybe drinking so many is rather rude since he doesn't ask for them.

[IWD]

When a song i'm trying to listen to skips, then stops for a bit so i get back in my mindset, then it starts doing it again, back and forth. Spilling things that stain on my shirt.

[Lysergic Rain]

My brother's obnoxious friend that comes over and drinks 7 pepsi's a day and he stays with us days at a time.. And you can't hint to him that maybe drinking so many is rather rude since he doesn't ask for them.

Next time you see him with a pepsi just say "5 bucks would be nice"
and he'll be like "huh?"
and you say "For all the fucking soda you drink"

[Agent 008]

People that are shit acting as if they are the shit.

Opening the fridge and not seeing anything you fancy when you are hungry.

Sunday evenings.

[Jim Strongcock]

Fucking this ^^

I was talking to my friend on Call of Duty and he kept saying "band-oil-er." So, being the cool guy I am, I subtly try to pronounce it right so as to hint to him that he was saying it wrong, then he has the nerve to point out my pronunciation and say "Wtf is bandolier, say it right damnit!" :mad::mad::mad:



I just gave up on trying to correct "martydom"

oh my fucking god this^ fuck people that say marteedum i will fucking stab you...say it right with me now kids....MAR-ter-dum...martyrdom

there was it that hard

[bornkiller]

My G/F doesn't put the toilet seat up when shes finished in there.

[Yodabutter]

Midget niggers.:rant:

[Macgruber]

doesn't pwn mean pawn? power own is just stupid.

[Agent 008]

doesn't pwn mean pawn? power own is just stupid.

Pawn? As in a chess pawn?

[SLIM]

People bitching about the credit crunch; do something about it like the rest of us you faggots. Can't forget people who use *chan memes IRL, it's funny in a way because they just get blank stares from the people who aren't socially awkward, total retards.

[1983]

people who drive in the left lane and refuse to go more than 5mph over the speed limit piss me off more than anything. yeah i have a police radar detector so i drive like a jackass on meth, but get out of my way before i ass ram you with my little honda. the right lane is for you slow fucks. :p

^ Agreed.


I mean come on you common fuck.

Not to mention, can you tell me why you hate jews? (and hating Israel, while a good thing is not a valid reason for hating all jews)


Ever been engaged to a Jew that ended up Jewing you... you would be.
And I don't hate all jews... I just don't trust them now... Never was given a reason to.

Al

[Saline Colors]

People who pluralize things that shouldn't be.

"Captian Morgans"

"Howell's island"

Just fucking stop it already :mad:

[Young Meth]

People who insist on being in the right lane and not turning right.

[Macgruber]

retards that cant get out the way while people are in road rage( Some guy crashed because of it too.)

[ApeToe]

How every woman where I come from pronounces "Him" as "Heem", but its really long and dragged out so its more like "Heeeeem"

They do it in the most annoying voice too, I cannot stand it.

[shopping cart for brains]

doesn't pwn mean pawn? power own is just stupid.

No, Blizzard fucked up in (I think it was the original, could be wrong though) Warcraft game and when you beat your opponent it was supposed to say "[Whoever] was just owned" and instead it said "[Whoever] was just pwned".

Even stupider people think that it originated from WoW.

[Equinox]

How every woman where I come from pronounces "Him" as "Heem", but its really long and dragged out so its more like "Heeeeem"

They do it in the most annoying voice too, I cannot stand it.

Are you from Australia?

[ApeToe]

Michigan

[1e-]

Red lights.

[shopping cart for brains]

Red lights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSWFtWTf0Jc

[PROJECT PAT]

Almost everything that is on the news.

This retarded bitch that I put my dick in on the regular

My faggot juggalo brother

People from England/Australia

The tv show House

[dcbp00]

fat people (well.. big things that piss me off)
people not knowing SIMPLE shit (what fatal means,.. international etc)
people not thinking with common sense
people using religion to dictate actions or lack of
people not saying thank you when i give them my beer, smoke them out.. etc
people talking to me while i eat
when people ask me "are you mad?" "DO I LOOK FUCKING MAD???"

[Nero]

Girls :mad:

[LiquidIce]

Loud people. Like my whole family who listens to the TV loud enough for me to hear over multiple stories and doors. Because teh tv is meant to be loud for teh effects. Fucking faggots :mad::mad::mad:.

[Dionysus]

Mormons :mad:

[Smegma for Men]

Definately mouth breathers and people eating with their slackjawedpiehole open. Where were these people raised??My brothers dog is quieter when he eats and I kick him for being loud. Oh ya, and people that walk around with big unpopped pimples...you know the big whiteheads that scream to be released:hrmph:

[kellie-marie]

Ants piss me off a lot.

This.

Also people who 'swish' liquids around their mouthes.

Especially Milk. It disgusts me.

[harry_hardcore_hoedown]

Bitches nagging me.

[Mantikore]

Loud people. Like my whole family who listens to the TV loud enough for me to hear over multiple stories and doors. Because teh tv is meant to be loud for teh effects. Fucking faggots :mad::mad::mad:.

i know what you mean. sometimes on the train i hear people just screaming into their phones as though the other guy cant hear:mad::mad:

[Kwinnie Bogan]

^ Oh shit I hate it when some girl laughs pretty much as loudly and pronouciatedly as possible. It's some fake shit and you can see her looking over to her friends or whoever to see if they approve / or react or whatever it is to her laugh about whatever dumb shit she declares is funny. That's the best word for it I can think of; Declares. It's like the most punch in the face deserving declaration you could ever hear. God-damnit, if there's one reason for women-beating that is it.

[Morb]

^ Oh shit I hate it when some girl laughs pretty much as loudly and pronouciatedly as possible. It's some fake shit and you can see her looking over to her friends or whoever to see if they approve / or react or whatever it is to her laugh about whatever dumb shit she declares is funny. That's the best word for it I can think of; Declares. It's like the most punch in the face deserving declaration you could ever hear. God-damnit, if there's one reason for women-beating that is it.

Ever heard of "spoilers"? You just revealed the whole first chapter of the Official Girl Playbook.

Hope you're happy.:mad:

[Steal_Everything]

People who pluralize things that shouldn't be.

"Captian Morgans"

"Howell's island"

Just fucking stop it already :mad:

The apostrophe 's' shows ownership, not plurality. The first one is a bad example, as there's no apostrophe, but the second one is saying that the island is Howell's.



Shit that pisses me off: People that post that act like they know what they're talking about, but are really just talking out of their ass or regurgitating shit they heard someone else say. Like people giving advice on how to do a B&E, shoplift, or night op that haven't actually done anything.

[TheMagician]

When people ruin the ending of books or movies.

Cue the obvious spoiler-laden post.

[neukka]

honda elements piss me off.

[Saline Colors]

The apostrophe 's' shows ownership, not plurality. The first one is a bad example, as there's no apostrophe, but the second one is saying that the island is Howell's.



Shit that pisses me off: People that post that act like they know what they're talking about, but are really just talking out of their ass or regurgitating shit they heard someone else say. Like people giving advice on how to do a B&E, shoplift, or night op that haven't actually done anything.

Yea, but the name of the park is Howell island.

and Captain Morgan...not morgans.

[Steal_Everything]

Yea, but the name of the park is Howell island.

and Captain Morgan...not morgans.

Oh, I can understand the Howell island thing now. You mean like how people say it, right?

Also, nobody I know calls it Morgans, lol. We call it Captain.

[dawk]

very small things that piss me off include ticks, flees, and your brain

[personspersona]

When someone pulls my earphones out.

This.

And those arrogants fucks who think that they are veteran wine tasters, sometimes when I hang out with some friends someone invites these assholes, who bring some $6 wine, pour it in a coup, shakes it ''to see how thick it is'' and smell it while closing their eyes only to say omg, it's not aged enough.

They think they're impressing everyone, when they're jus making an ass of themselves, everyone knows that that $6 shit is the more sophisticated shit the guys have ever tasted.

[b00m]

When people tell me to calm down, or the famous "Just Relax" <- Death Wish:mad:

[NursingHomeNazi]

Peeing in front of people. I didn't think they'd notice it if I was walking fast enough!

[Im Bored]

When i'm reading a fucking book and the last page is gone :mad:

English people.
Americans.
Ants.
Fat People.
People who repeat a question after you ask them it.
My Brother
The retards at school who piss everywhere and fuck the bathroom for all.

Eh so many things LIKE MONDAY

EDIT: I heard an Asian say '' lol '' in real life fuck that pissed me off..

[Alec_Versalia]

People who answer rhetorical questions, especially when you're in an arguement with them and they think that doing so is some sort of a whitty come-back.

[Rage]

People eating noisily/annoyingly - If it's something crunchy, I can't stand anyone eating it. I hate people who slurp soup. Then there's old men - for some reason their jaw line REALLY stands out when they eat, and it really gets to me. I get pissed off at pretty much anyone when they eat.

Americans - Don't get my started as to why.

Mac users - Fucking retarded fanboys who want- Wait, have Steve Jobs' cock up their ass.

Oh wait, the last two aren't exactly very small. Oh well.

Actually Steve Jobs' cock is quite small. He's got the smallest thinnest cock ever, but it has a 10gb hard drive and can send emails

[dog with shifty eyes]

its what happens when everybody starts using the internet

THE INTRANEWTS?

[Bad_Intentions]

My friends. Yeah I don't much care for them.

[Irukanji]

People chewing gum. Stay the fuck away. Not only does it smell like ass, it makes me want to beat your face in.

[dog with shifty eyes]

People with messy or loud eating habits. Even if they aren't messy or sloppy eaters, if I can hear them eat, it really irritates me. Sometimes I have to put my headphones in, or I become irate over it and sit there giving out evil eyes... and if they eat with their mouth open, or they are the type of eater that always ends up with crumbs in their beard, soup on their shirt or greasy/nasty mouth... ugh. I can't stand people who can't eat like an adult.

Grown men/women who can't tell that they have a goddamn runny nose. WTF.

People I don't know well insisting I take a bite from their fork, drink from their bottle etc.

People who help themselves to my food, grab a few fries, snag some chips, etc from my plate.

>_<

You're a fucking pussy.

[---Beany---]

Yesterday I went for a drink in a pub. Not realising thee were a few guys watching football.
Here I am trying to have a polite conversation when suddenly there's an almighty "OOOoo".

I'd love to go up to one of those while there talking and just yell in there ear.

[dog with shifty eyes]

I mean come on you common fuck.

Not to mention, can you tell me why you hate jews? (and hating Israel, while a good thing is not a valid reason for hating all jews)

Fucking nigger go back to Jewsrael

[Mantikore]

my mom: im going down to IGA (grocery store) do you need me to pick up anything?
me: no
my mom: are you sure? Im going now
me: no
my mom: are you sure?
me: no
my mom: ok im leaving
*5 seconds later*
my mom: you sure?

[dog with shifty eyes]

my mom: im going down to IGA (grocery store) do you need me to pick up anything?
me: no
my mom: are you sure? Im going now
me: no
my mom: are you sure?
me: no
my mom: ok im leaving
*5 seconds later*
my mom: you sure?

you mean you don't fucking want butter?

[shopping cart for brains]

Loud people. Like my whole family who listens to the TV loud enough for me to hear over multiple stories and doors. Because teh tv is meant to be loud for teh effects. Fucking faggots :mad::mad::mad:.

People who fucking replace the with teh because they want to sound cool on the interwebz.

[NiggerBabyRocketLauncher]

When I'm watching TV or doing something that requires me to listen and I have my window open and a very loud car/bus/truck drives past so I need to rewind.

[Lysergic Rain]

Loud people. Like my whole family who listens to the TV loud enough for me to hear over multiple stories and doors. Because teh tv is meant to be loud for teh effects. Fucking faggots :mad::mad::mad:.

I hate people who talk so fucking loud. When I'm at my parents house I have to watch tv with subtitles on because I can't hear it.

[SpadedJoker]

People that invade my personal space. I used to work with a woman who comes to talk to me from time to time and no matter what, she is just standing as close to me as she can get. Even when I take a few steps back, she's right there again. Pisses me off. :swearing:

[Blizzard Spock]

http://caracasink.wikispaces.com/file/view/1195128245_f.jpg
Shalom.

Pisses me off to no end when folks don't recognize the force that is Ami. Mmmm, Israelis. Most amazingly beautiful people on Earth.

L'chaim!!!

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Non-Israeli's that support Israel piss me off a whole heap.

[dog with shifty eyes]

People that invade my personal space. I used to work with a woman who comes to talk to me from time to time and no matter what, she is just standing as close to me as she can get. Even when I take a few steps back, she's right there again. Pisses me off. :swearing:

grab her tit

That should sove the problem :)

[shopping cart for brains]

the same person who said pwn was power own said that "dry ice" is an oxymoron today.

[Evil con Carne]

When people use OCD as a way to describe themselves.
Example: " I was so OCD yesterday"
Why not just say "obsessive compulsive"?
When people use the word "irregardless"

[Macgruber]

your dick

[Lysergic Rain]

Non-Israeli's that support Israel piss me off a whole heap.

If you don't understand whats going on in Israel, then your opinion on the subject should be "no opinion." Unless you can provide a detailed list of reasons why you approve or disapprove of a certain organization, then you should just shut your mouth.

I hate American Jews that support Israel. Its obvious that they know nothing about the country, just like the rest of America. Anything they do know about it is just the same propaganda that everyone else is fed. So they're really just supporting the country because they're Jewish.

I hate when people can't analyze things objectively. I don't feel any allegiance to any state, country, school, race, ect, and I'm better because of that.

[Sleuth]

When people eat on public transport and make disgusting sounds with their mouth.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

If you don't understand whats going on in Israel, then your opinion on the subject should be "no opinion." Unless you can provide a detailed list of reasons why you approve or disapprove of a certain organization, then you should just shut your mouth.

I hate American Jews that support Israel. Its obvious that they know nothing about the country, just like the rest of America. Anything they do know about it is just the same propaganda that everyone else is fed. So they're really just supporting the country because they're Jewish.

I hate when people can't analyze things objectively. I don't feel any allegiance to any state, country, school, race, ect, and I'm better because of that.

There's a new thing to add to my list. People who think and then declare that they automatically know more than you, or are more experienced than you at something just by default, because you didn't demonstrate your knowledge or experience on the subject, regardless of the fact it was never prompted to be demonstrated in the first place. These people need the slap in the face they deserve, especially when the only basis for their assumption is their sheer arrogance as illustrated above.

"LOLZ UNLESS U RIT A WHOL ESSEY TO BAK UJP WUT U SEY 2 THE POINT U CNT BE REFUTED< EVRY SINGUL TIME, I KNO MORE THN U." Such a hypocrite is also often witnessed to be a moron. Almost as bad as the people who say somehting that's not a statement or otherwise can't be debated and then says "I M RITE COS OF THIS. PROVE ME WRONG".

Get a life.

[Rainycity]

people who wear rainbow colors people with small jackets people with shrts pants people who jsut look stupid people who where new era had even thoe there heads are to small so you see a gap people on the bus old people on the bus

[I Remember Michelle]

People who base their entire existence on their material worth, and then use the same judgement on others.

[Agent 008]

People that invade my personal space. I used to work with a woman who comes to talk to me from time to time and no matter what, she is just standing as close to me as she can get. Even when I take a few steps back, she's right there again. Pisses me off. :swearing:

She wasn't trying to annoy you, she wanted you to bend her over and slam into her.

That's what a girl standing unnecessarily close to a guy normally means - sexual aggression.

http://rapidshare.com/files/202888606/silent_language_of_love.pdf.html

[PointlessForest]

When people use OCD as a way to describe themselves.
Example: " I was so OCD yesterday"
Why not just say "obsessive compulsive"?


Yep. Same goes for ADD. "Omigod, I'm so ADD right now" No, you're not a disorder. You may HAVE one.

[shopping cart for brains]

how the tags for this thread are as follows "lot, piss, small, things"

[SpadedJoker]

She wasn't trying to annoy you, she wanted you to bend her over and slam into her.

That's what a girl standing unnecessarily close to a guy normally means - sexual aggression.

http://rapidshare.com/files/202888606/silent_language_of_love.pdf.html

But, I AM a girl. Is it the name or something that makes people think I'm a guy or the fact that I don't post much? I don't get it.

[shopping cart for brains]

But, I AM a girl. Is it the name or something that makes people think I'm a guy or the fact that I don't post much? I don't get it.

No, there are no women on the internet.

[SpadedJoker]

Tits? Check. Pussy? Check. No penis? Check. So, what the hell am I? :eek:

[Tigger Nits]

Midgets piss me off

[shopping cart for brains]

Tits? Check. Pussy? Check. No penis? Check. So, what the hell am I? :eek:

Nothing without pics.

[SpadedJoker]

Nothing without pics.

Posted one not to long ago, but it only last ten seconds since my panda was cuter. :cheeks:

[Tokerface]

People who scab smokes off you
People who cant eat with their fucking mouths shut
Jeff hunter :mad:

[VVeathers]

People that insist on talking to you even though you're obviously busy and making it explicitly clear that you're trying to tune them out.

And people that write ect instead of etc.

And people that pluralise plural words: swines, sheeps.

[Jack The Ripper]

Obama and running out of drugs.

[SpadedJoker]

People shoving their food in my face, telling me to try some. Even when I push it away and say now, they just keep right on doing it. The entire time, telling me that it's good and it's not like they want me to eat the whole plate. Just try a small piece. Happens every time I go out to eat because someone can't take a fucking hint that I don't want to try their food. If I did, I would of ordered it. :rant:

[jailbaitjenkum]

my cock

[Cathy McGee]

comercials :mad:

melting ice cream :mad::mad:

and others things il add when i remember :mad:

[jailbaitjenkum]

comercials :mad:

Possibly the most most annoying thing in the world

[VVeathers]

If I did, I would of ordered it.


People writing 'of' instead of 'have'.
It's either 'would have' or 'would've'. No 'of's involved.

No offense intended to you, but it winds me up.

[Struwwelpeter]

The hot topics column. Totally worthless.

[SpadedJoker]

People writing 'of' instead of 'have'.
It's either 'would have' or 'would've'. No 'of's involved.

No offense intended to you, but it winds me up.

Understandable. I get corrected all the time.

[Nagasaki911]

Another thing that pisses me off, Australians that think they're for whatever reason better than Americans. Fuck off.

I hate Eurofags that think they are better then Americans.

[toker420]

Fat people, niggers, jews, spics and faggots.

Friends who drink my beer or whiskey when I'm passed out drunk.

Pouring a nice bowl of cereal only to find out theres only 2-3 shots of milk left...

Bastards who won't sell me beer when I'm sober because they think I look drunk.

Friends who keep askin if I want to hit a joint several fuckin times when I've already told them I cant due to bein on probation. "Want to hit this man?" "na you know im on probation i cant brother" after they fire it up "This is some good shit man you sure you dont want any?" a few minutes later... "you dont wan't to hit this right its about gone"......"FUCK YOU NIGGER!"

Idiots who can't get my order right after I tell them what I wan't. Papa John's is especially bad about this, it seems like everytime I don't ask for extra garlic sauce I get it but when I ask for it the fuckers don't give me the shit. sons of bitches.

:mad::mad::mad::mad: