skyclaw441
02-20-2009, 09:27 PM
Plese, somebody fucking kill this faggot asshole. He attacks me unwarranted on SlashNET. I fight back, and he bans me. What the fuck is this shit? Why are such cunts, I repeat, CUNTS, in charge of the e-world? Cunts with tiny, pathetic e-penises slipping out of them. He goes to exteme lengths to tell me that I am "not welcome" and to "kill myself" and to "leave SlashNET forever". That totalitarian asswipe. I say we impale his tiny asshole on a giant wooden stake and let it and his face-slapping, dick pleasuring intestines come out of his shit-spewing mouth. It makes me comfortable that I can't ever get on another SlashNET channel again, including #zok, boy it really does. If there is a God, may he strike this fucking shit-whoring, cocksucking, Hitler-face-fucking hermaphodite down and send him to the pits of hell where he can suck Satan's fat asshole while hanging upsidedown from Boxxy's pubic hair, whilst getting smashed repeatedly with glass bottles until his brain is a liquid goo, where I can use it as dip for my chips and down it with copious shots of vodka. And may his computer system be put on a loop of Meatspin so he can patheticly try to suck the spinning cock like his head is a hampster on it's wheel. Only to have his face smack into the glass of his monitor. Or, better yet, have the glass break where the toxic chemicals can seep into his eye sockets and over many, many years he can grow horrible, horrible cancer from his eyeballs and have them burst and spew the juices all over his dick where he'll use it as lube and come in Osama Bin Laden's ass. "If you support skyclaw, you support terrorism" he said. Well, support oneiros, and you're a fucking Hitler lover.
Then, have everybody in his homeland of Germany collectively urinate and shit on his face. He'll smell like waste for weeks, and will be expelled from his Nazi village. He'll leave for the Netherlands, where we will tape him to a fucking wall and force him to listen to Zanger Bob all day long, then shove the stereo in his ear to rip open his skull. But it's so thick and bony, we'll have to use a jackhammer first. Then, throw him on the freeway and let him get run over by every 18-wheeler on the road. Then, take his fingers and chop them off, joint by joint by fucking wire cutters. Then, we'll strap him on the bottom of an elephant's foot, where he'll be flattened, then eaten by buzzards and contract HIV from a tribal madman. Then let him bleed from every single orfice of his body after contracting Ebola virus, then he'll be fed to Ethiopian school children.
Then, we'll shove every single e-penis in the world into his eyes, and he'll scream in the pain that he loves. Then, smash him with a second dosage of glass bottles until he smells like Hannah Montana's shit from all the Jenkem he's had all over his fat body. And we'll shove Molotov cocktails into his stomach and then light them off with Raid flamethrowers, all whilst forcing him to fistfuck IceCAPPED. And he'll love every minute of it. So much that he'll try to whore zok, who will get Chuck Norris to kick him to the dark side of the fucking moon, where he'll have oral sex with the Man in the Moon, and the Man in the Moon will :fap: so hard he'll send him to the sun on a giant moon cum blast, and he'll land in the sun and bake to a crisp, which will be eaten by a fat woman like a potato chip.
'Nuff said.
Then, have everybody in his homeland of Germany collectively urinate and shit on his face. He'll smell like waste for weeks, and will be expelled from his Nazi village. He'll leave for the Netherlands, where we will tape him to a fucking wall and force him to listen to Zanger Bob all day long, then shove the stereo in his ear to rip open his skull. But it's so thick and bony, we'll have to use a jackhammer first. Then, throw him on the freeway and let him get run over by every 18-wheeler on the road. Then, take his fingers and chop them off, joint by joint by fucking wire cutters. Then, we'll strap him on the bottom of an elephant's foot, where he'll be flattened, then eaten by buzzards and contract HIV from a tribal madman. Then let him bleed from every single orfice of his body after contracting Ebola virus, then he'll be fed to Ethiopian school children.
Then, we'll shove every single e-penis in the world into his eyes, and he'll scream in the pain that he loves. Then, smash him with a second dosage of glass bottles until he smells like Hannah Montana's shit from all the Jenkem he's had all over his fat body. And we'll shove Molotov cocktails into his stomach and then light them off with Raid flamethrowers, all whilst forcing him to fistfuck IceCAPPED. And he'll love every minute of it. So much that he'll try to whore zok, who will get Chuck Norris to kick him to the dark side of the fucking moon, where he'll have oral sex with the Man in the Moon, and the Man in the Moon will :fap: so hard he'll send him to the sun on a giant moon cum blast, and he'll land in the sun and bake to a crisp, which will be eaten by a fat woman like a potato chip.
'Nuff said.