Some Women Don't like to Fuck

[Fetus-Smasher]

So I was at a bar last night, drinking my life away. This chick sees me and sits next to me as I order another, so I'm thinking jackpot.
I'm trying to not slur words and understand wtf she was saying maybe not seem as drunk as I fuckin was. Well leave it to me the drunk fucktard to start talking about my g/f, blah blah. Last call hits and I assume she drank enough, and we're leaving together.
We get outside, and starts saying bye and I did the "whoa whoa whoa" asking her why we wouldn't hang out. She was making it a deal that I had a g/f and I just wanted to cheat, which is right. So I start barganing with her about no big deal, nothing will happen, and this bitch won't budge. As a last ditch effort (I had to) asked if she just wanted to fuck, I even offered my car. Go figure this stuck up bitch says no.

In my defence, I was drunk, and thinking now I'm pretty sure it may have been a dude. Oh well.

[KillSwitch_J]

In my defence, I was drunk, and thinking now I'm pretty sure it may have been a dude. Oh well.

Either that, or she simply wasn't looking for someone who cheats on someone they are supposed to care about.:rolleyes:

[VVeathers]

More likely that she's a lesbian though.

[freeRadical]

She's broken.

[PROJECT PAT]

I hate it when I stay till last call and still don't get pussy.

[Slapshot]

Either you're hanging out at the wrong type of bar or you're an ugly fucker.... I've seen half-tards with crooked teeth getting laid in parking lots.

Maybe it's just your luck though, one chick at one bar on one night refused you, I'm sure you'll have better luck next time. :)

[Borat]

I like the "slapping" sound that comes from fucking a chick doggy style

[LSA King]

So I was at a bar last night, drinking my life away. This chick sees me and sits next to me as I order another, so I'm thinking jackpot.
I'm trying to not slur words and understand wtf she was saying maybe not seem as drunk as I fuckin was. Well leave it to me the drunk fucktard to start talking about my g/f, blah blah. Last call hits and I assume she drank enough, and we're leaving together.
We get outside, and starts saying bye and I did the "whoa whoa whoa" asking her why we wouldn't hang out. She was making it a deal that I had a g/f and I just wanted to cheat, which is right. So I start barganing with her about no big deal, nothing will happen, and this bitch won't budge. As a last ditch effort (I had to) asked if she just wanted to fuck, I even offered my car. Go figure this stuck up bitch says no.

In my defence, I was drunk, and thinking now I'm pretty sure it may have been a dude. Oh well.




The crazy thing beer and liquor does. Craziness always ensues.

[Rainycity]

hahahha what a playa ahaha you should be doing this shit more often

[kelsokid18]

I like the "slapping" sound that comes from fucking a chick doggy style

I usually get that sound when I'm fucking her from the front too, but my scrot hangs down pretty low.

[Mikehunt1]

Let me get this right, you told a girl at a bar you had a girlfriend and expected her to jump on your nuts?

get real.

[illuminatikiller]

get real.

"Get real," they tell me. If only they knew how real this life really gets.