jackketch

[Lao Tzu]

I never knew such a massive douche

Nobody needs to hear about your lingering hatred for "HBtards", particularly not in every other post.

Shut the fuck up :facepalm:

[Haiti's Space Agency]

He's trollan u. maybe you and your HBuddies should stop giving him the satisfaction?

[Slave of the Beast]

Nobody needs to hear about your lingering hatred for "HBtards", particularly not in every other post.

In the (Totse) past this irritation has been restricted to HBtards themselves.

Would you agree this trend still holds true on Zoklet?

[jackketch]

I never knew such a massive douche

Nobody needs to hear about your lingering hatred for "HBtards", particularly not in every other post.

Shut the fuck up :facepalm:

Face palm smiley? Check.

Couple of infractions? CHeck.

You're a HBtard aren't you?

ps. you really needed a 'faggot' in there somewhere, y'know?

[Lao Tzu]

Face palm smiley? Check.

Couple of infractions? CHeck.

You're a HBtard aren't you?

ps. you really needed a 'faggot' in there somewhere, y'know?

Faggot :D

[jackketch]

Faggot :D

Better but you needed to misspell my name to get full marks. Nice try though.

[Lao Tzu]

Better but you needed to misspell my name to get full marks. Nice try though.

I don't think "fucking asshole" is a misspelling...

[yxnhpbjac]

You're a HBtard aren't you?

http://www.freewebs.com/eventresults/guilty%20as%20charged%20logo%201.bmp

[jackketch]

I don't think "fucking asshole" is a misspelling...

Dammit man you're Scottish! It's 'arsehole'. Being a HBtard is bad enough but for the love of god don't sink down to being an Ameritard as well.

I meant misspelling my user name would given you a lot more validity in the eyes of your HB chums. But now they all know you can read.

[Trix Are For Kids]

Man, nobody say 'arsehole' besides the brits and austrailia. There's no r.

[Lao Tzu]

Dammit man you're Scottish! It's 'arsehole'. Being a HBtard is bad enough but for the love of god don't sink down to being an Ameritard as well.
Up yer arse ya wee fagit.

I meant misspelling my user name would given you a lot more validity in the eyes of your HB chums. But now they all know you can read.

Oh shit, will they still accept me into their tribe?

[jackketch]

. There's no r.

There has been for the last 900 years or so...maybe longer.

[jackketch]

Oh shit, will they still accept me into their tribe?

Maybe, you'll have to make clear to them that the only book thingy you ever read was Harry Potter and that this was just a lapse.

[Lao Tzu]

For the record I only read 3 pages of Harry Potter then thought "wait what am I doin'" and went and smoked a doobie

[jackketch]

For the record I only read 3 pages of Harry Potter then thought "wait what am I doin'" and went and smoked a doobie

You got as far as page 3? Damn, what are you, some kind of masochist?!

[Lao Tzu]

You got as far as page 3? Damn, what are you, some kind of masochist?!

I don't know, I was REALLY drunk, but I really regretted it when I woke up.

[jackketch]

I don't know, I was REALLY drunk, but I really regretted it when I woke up.

Sometimes you start to sound like DuckWarrior (he was one of finest totseans ever btw). Maybe it's being scottish that does it...something in the water or the whisky? Just don't say you're a Hearts man or I shall be forced to sing "Rifles Of The IRA".

[Lao Tzu]

In Scotland we drink English water because our rivers flow with whisky.

[Lao Tzu]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/Heartslogo.png

[jackketch]

In nineteen hundred and sixteen
The forces of the crown
For to take Orange, White, and Green
Bombarded Dublin Town
But in '21, Britannia's sons
Were forced earn their pay, when
The black and tans, like lightening ran
From the Rifles of the IRA!

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b116/horta/clean.jpg

[Lao Tzu]

lmao

[Lao Tzu]

4cRpIYpdjRY

[jackketch]

4cRpIYpdjRY

LOL

but he forgot "I only smoke Regals", "I call 'fish 'n chips' a 'fish supper' and "I can actually say Kirkkauldy" cos I'm Scottish!

[jackketch]

'kirkcudbright' is pretty fucking dodgy as well...unless you're SCOTTISH.

[Lao Tzu]

LOL

but he forgot "I only smoke Regals", "I call 'fish 'n chips' a 'fish supper' and "I can actually say Kirkkauldy" cos I'm Scottish!

Hah. What about "I live in the Highlands AND the Royal Mile at the same time"

You know, I don't think you're such a twat now, but what's with the HB hate? I don't get it.

[Lao Tzu]

'kirkcudbright' is pretty fucking dodgy as well...unless you're SCOTTISH.

I live not too far from there. Been in the castle, crappy ruined thing though may be. By not too far it would probably take half an hour give to take a few minutes to drive there.
Edit: It's not hard to pronounce if you know how to, but if I read it for the first time I'd probably wtf when someone else said it.

[jackketch]

but what's with the HB hate? I don't get it.

It's just HBtards I hate. Same way I hate Ameritards and gingers.

[jackketch]

I live not too far from there. Been in the castle, crappy ruined thing though may be. By not too far it would probably take half an hour give to take a few minutes to drive there.
Edit: It's not hard to pronounce if you know how to, but if I read it for the first time I'd probably wtf when someone else said it.

I used to live and work near Kinross and Edinburgh..many many years ago. I learnt how to say it so at least I didn't sound a total twat (ie sound english).

[ZeroMalarki]

LOL

but he forgot "I only smoke Regals", "I call 'fish 'n chips' a 'fish supper' and "I can actually say Kirkkauldy" cos I'm Scottish!

And I am a Buckfast conniseur.

[Lao Tzu]

I used to live and work near Kinross and Edinburgh..many many years ago. I learnt how to say it so at least I didn't sound a total twat (ie sound english).

Excuse me could you point me in the direction of kir kud bryt?

[jackketch]

Excuse me could you point me in the direction of kir kud bryt?

Almost, I would have said it "oi mate, which way to KerKUDDDbwight"...being a mockney an all.

[jackketch]

And I am a Buckfast conniseur.

And I have to talk about THE CRACK.

COS IM SCOTTISH!

[LSA King]

Whats wrong with jekketch

[OneSadisticFucker]

Everyone should just put him on the Ignore List.

[IWD]

Jacktech is alright , he just gets pissed off and acts like a dick once in a while..
as does everyone.

[molotov in the mornin]

Jacktech is alright , he just gets pissed off and acts like a dick once in a while..
as does everyone.

and you're a lil faggot 24/7

Im like a ninja of making you cry

[1e-]

Face palm smiley? Check.

Couple of infractions? CHeck.

You're a HBtard aren't you?

ps. you really needed a 'faggot' in there somewhere, y'know?

You fucking SLAY me. One funny mo'fo'

[IWD]

and you're a lil faggot 24/7

Im like a ninja of making you cry

hey molotov, you fail. and it's over. remember?

[molotov in the mornin]

Pls stop picking on me!

no, bitch I own you and you best not forget it

[Angry Blue Bird of Death]

jackketch is a virgin

[molotov in the mornin]

jackketch is a virgin

I think it shows class that I've never seen anybody make fun of his son TIMMMMY!!!!

[slowdown]

Hey jackketch, I have a friend that I think you may like. Her name is sally. Here is a pic:

http://i39.tinypic.com/adl2lz.png

She looks angry in the picture because she gets really bad pms, but the other two weeks out of the month I think you two would really get along.

[IWD]

Hey jackketch, I have a friend that I think you may like. Her name is sally. Here is a pic:

http://i39.tinypic.com/adl2lz.png

She looks angry in the picture because she gets really bad pms, but the other two weeks out of the month I think you two would really get along.

it looks fake.. or like.. weird or something.
why the fuck would Jacktech go for someone who looks all .. like that?

[IWD]

I think it shows class that I've never seen anybody make fun of his son TIMMMMY!!!!

why. he has a son named timmy? or his son is handicapped..? if his son is handicapped i don't think it's anything to joke about.

[jackketch]

why. he has a son named timmy? or his son is handicapped..? if his son is handicapped i don't think it's anything to joke about.

One of my kids is a cripple yes. Spastic.

And yes I do make jokes about it.

I suck as a parent.

[The English Gentleman]

Jackketch is a top bloke. Is this some attempt by HBtards to feel better about themselves by displacing their own completely justified self-loathing onto a thoroughly decent person?

[NiggerBabyRocketLauncher]

I don't even know what all this drama is about, so yeah. Whateva'.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

decent person?

He makes fun of his handicapped son...Funny...but decent?

[jackketch]

He makes fun of his handicapped son...Funny...but decent?

Yeah I'm kinda wondering what the FUCK English Gent is on too!...and where i could get a bottle of it.

[IWD]

One of my kids is a cripple yes. Spastic.

And yes I do make jokes about it.

I suck as a parent.

Naw, you're just making the best of a shitty situation by finding humour in it.

[jackketch]

I don't even know what all this drama is about, so yeah. Whateva'.

There's a couple of HBtards with sore anuses that's all. Nothing major.

Personally I blame their parents.

[NiggerBabyRocketLauncher]

Your inferior genetics are no laughing matter jackketch.

[jackketch]

Your inferior genetics are no laughing matter jackketch.

Hey wtf??! Ain't no gingers in my bloodline!

[J J The Jet Plane]

A thread about hating jackketch turned into mutual masturbation... Shibby, you have let me down :(

At least I got a great quote from the dumbass for my signature.

[The English Gentleman]

He makes fun of his handicapped son...Funny...but decent?

Making a joke about something is a great way of coping and between myself and close friends we often joke about our inferiority or the adversity we face...

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Making a joke about something is a great way of coping and between myself and close friends we often joke about our inferiority or the adversity we face...

So you're a handicap with handicapped friends? Sure explains a lot.:o

[IWD]

Making a joke about something is a great way of coping and between myself and close friends we often joke about our inferiority or the adversity we face...

setting yourself up for fail..

[Intoxicated Shaman]

Jack's a good dude. You're just making yourself open for more insults by making a thread about someone most people like here.

I bet you're a ginger.

[The English Gentleman]

So you're a handicap with handicapped friends? Sure explains a lot.:o

setting yourself up for fail..

This is highly amusing. The adversity I am talking about are problems such as getting into Cambridge or Oxford university rather than being handicapped. Fuck it, my friends from my school are beter socially and exonomically than I think you could ever hope to be. My friends are pretty strong I suspect more so than you, because they dont live off benefits and food stamps...

[IWD]

This is highly amusing. The adversity I am talking about are problems such as getting into Cambridge or Oxford university rather than being handicapped. Fuck it, my friends from my school are beter socially and exonomically than I think you could ever hope to be. My friends are pretty strong I suspect more so than you, because they dont live off benefits and food stamps...

Which one of us was that directed towards?

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Making a joke about something is a great way of coping and between myself and close friends we often joke about our inferiority or the adversity we face...
This has nothing to do with
He makes fun of his handicapped son...Funny...but decent?
so this means absolutely nothing.
This is highly amusing. The adversity I am talking about are problems such as getting into Cambridge or Oxford university rather than being handicapped. Fuck it, my friends from my school are beter socially and exonomically than I think you could ever hope to be. My friends are pretty strong I suspect more so than you, because they dont live off benefits and food stamps...

[slowdown]

why. he has a son named timmy? or his son is handicapped..? if his son is handicapped i don't think it's anything to joke about.

Why the hell did you change the name for the person you quoted? that quote is from the troll molstolv in the mornin

... the fuck? :confused::confused:

Why would that little bitch make fun of his own kid?

[a giant pterodactyl]

For the record I only read 3 pages of Harry Potter then thought "wait what am I doin'" and went and smoked a doobie

why would you smoke a doodle? are you gay or somethin? lol

[a giant pterodactyl]

Sometimes you start to sound like DuckWarrior (he was one of finest totseans ever btw). Maybe it's being scottish that does it...something in the water or the whisky? Just don't say you're a Hearts man or I shall be forced to sing "Rifles Of The IRA".

wat the feck is wrong with that>??? the IRA will fight until every british occupier is driven off the ancestral lands.

my ancestors are Irish. only one scottish family and they loved the Irish,

your scottish Gaelic and all Gaelic is descended from ancient Irish Gaelic, the oldest and only celtic Gaelic. we are the ancient celts. six and one half feet tall 300lbs, baby faced with the strength of 10 men, we are the noblest of all races. our travels have led us to the Americas where we flourish anew!

[Nero]

I love Jack.

[NiggerBabyRocketLauncher]

wat the feck is wrong with that>??? the IRA will fight until every british occupier is driven off the ancestral lands.

my ancestors are Irish. only one scottish family and they loved the Irish,

your scottish Gaelic and all Gaelic is descended from ancient Irish Gaelic, the oldest and only celtic Gaelic. we are the ancient celts. six and one half feet tall 300lbs, baby faced with the strength of 10 men, we are the noblest of all races. our travels have led us to the Americas where we flourish anew!

Pff, I'm more Celtic than you. I have Keratosis Pilaris and everything.

[Slave of the Beast]

... we are the noblest of all races.

Haha, the Celts were, and still are, a bunch of violent and clannish alcoholics who deep down still want to paint themselves blue and beat each other to death with clubs.

Why else d'ya think they're called "white niggers"?

[jackketch]

we are the ancient celts. six and one half feet tall 300lbs, baby faced with the strength of 10 men, we are the noblest of all races and ginger

fixed for purposes of warning the general public.

[Irukanji]

Man, nobody say 'arsehole' besides the brits and austrailia. There's no r.

ass = donkey
arse = where shit comes from(america)

/thread

And jackketch probably made you feel butthurt so you made a thread to dis him in front of your HB "buddies" to try and show them how big your e-cock is.

[Lao Tzu]

And jackketch probably made you feel butthurt so you made a thread to dis him in front of your HB "buddies" to try and show them how big your e-cock is.

No, I was just getting pissed with seeing the constant disses. Butthurt? Yeah, a bit.

[a giant pterodactyl]

Haha, the Celts were, and still are, a bunch of violent and clannish alcoholics who deep down still want to paint themselves blue and beat each other to death with clubs.

Why else d'ya think they're called "white niggers"?

and the urge to beat the holy fuck out of english folk and people that dont have white skin.

[a giant pterodactyl]

fixed for purposes of warning the general public.
lol, jack. no ginger, i have auburn brown hair, but it has a red tint in the sunlight. however in our American travels my ancestors banged redskin Indian womenz, does the red skin make us gingers or mingers(sorry it rhymed had to use it)

[reallystupidstuff]

Better but you needed to misspell my name to get full marks. Nice try though.

Jacktech

[a giant pterodactyl]

fixed for purposes of warning the general public.

Jacktech

"Jack Ketch
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John (Jack) Ketch (died 1686) was an English executioner employed by King Charles II. An immigrant of Irish extraction, he became famous through the way he performed his duties during the tumults of the 1680s, when he was often mentioned in broadsheet accounts that circulated throughout the Kingdom of England. He is thought to have been appointed in 1663. He executed the death sentences against William Russell, Lord Russell in Lincoln's Inn Fields on July 21, 1683 and James Scott, 1st Duke of Monmouth on July 15, 1685 after the Monmouth Rebellion. He was either very awkward or sadistic with his beheading technique, and his victims were known to have suffered at their deaths.

Ketch's execution of Lord Russell on July 21, 1683 was performed clumsily, and a pamphlet is extant which contains his Apologie, in which he alleges that the prisoner did not "dispose himself as was most suitable" and that he was interrupted while taking aim. On the scaffold (see gallows) on July 15, 1685, the Duke of Monmouth, addressing Ketch, referred to his treatment of Lord Russell, the result being that Ketch was quite unmanned. He had to deal at least five strokes with his axe and finally use a knife to sever Monmouth's head from his shoulders. In 1686, Ketch was deposed and imprisoned at Bridewell. His successor, Paskah Rose, a butcher, was hanged at Tyburn after four months in his office. Ketch was reappointed in his place. He died towards the close of 1686.

As a result, the term Jack Ketch is also used:

* as a proverbial name for death or, sometimes, Satan;
* as a euphemism for the gallows;
* as the name of the hangman in the traditional version of Punch and Judy.

The knot more commonly known as a hangman's knot is also sometimes known as Jack Ketch's knot.

As a figure of death in folklore "Jack Ketch" is also known as "Hanging Jack" and "Mister Graball"."
WIKIPEDIA

At least I can speel ur nam! good choice of nam i might add.

[rabbitweed]

Man, nobody say 'arsehole' besides the brits and austrailia. There's no r.

I'm pretty sure most australians don't pronounce it with an r. They either say it with the recieved american english a vowel, or something like "ahhshole".

[jackketch]

"Jack Ketch
Wiki-wall

I've been Jack Ketch for a long time, before the interweb even. It's a cockney style joke -like calling a short bloke 'lofty'.

Jack Ketch was well 'ung in London and I ain't...

in London that is.

[elf omg]

jackketch is an intelligent, wise and (mostly) kind man.

I guess you can't really be a messageboard moderator without causing drama over stupid shit, though.

By the way jack, I don't use smilies (never have on messageboards /shrug), have never received an infraction on totse or here and don't often use the word, "faggot". Maybe you should broaden your generalizations?

[a giant pterodactyl]

I've been Jack Ketch for a long time, before the interweb even. It's a cockney style joke -like calling a short bloke 'lofty'.

Jack Ketch was well 'ung in London and I ain't...

in London that is.

what magic are you using to make people see your name as 'jacktech' when it is actually 'jackketch' lol. all the years i have seen your name around totse i have read it as 'jacktech' lol
then again it may not be everyone, i might just be retarded.

[jackketch]

what magic are you using to make people see your name as 'jacktech' when it is actually 'jackketch' lol. all the years i have seen your name around totse i have read it as 'jacktech' lol
then again it may not be everyone, i might just be retarded.

Nope, a lot of people have said the same of the years.

[a giant pterodactyl]

jackketch is an intelligent, wise and (mostly) kind man.



you my now dispense with the asskissing.

it's my turn now. jack was cool and informative on totse and im sure he is the same here. also he is Scottish so he kicks ass by default, at least english ass that is.

[jackketch]

you my now dispense with the asskissing.

it's my turn now. jack was cool and informative on totse and im sure he is the same here. also he is Scottish so he kicks ass by default, at least english ass that is.

No I am not Scottish. Ain't no fuckin skirt wearing ginger genes in my blood line.

[a giant pterodactyl]

No I am not Scottish. Ain't no fuckin skirt wearing ginger genes in my blood line.

lolz, sorry, going by the avatar pic. i think ill leave this thread now....tip toes quietly towards the exit......

[1e-]

Fuck it, my friends from my school are beter socially and exonomically than I think you could ever hope to be. My friends are pretty strong I suspect more so than you, because they dont live off benefits and food stamps...

Maybe so but you're still a douche bag.

I'll come back later when im in a better mood. :rolleyes:

[The English Gentleman]

Ketch, do you actually live in Norwich? if so I am going to hang around the shopping areas till I spot you...

[jackketch]

Ketch, do you actually live in Norwich? if so I am going to hang around the shopping areas till I spot you...

No I live in a place called Upper Nosebleed, abit outside the City. You can sometimes find me where this guy is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBU1wAHGx8E

[The English Gentleman]

No I live in a place called Upper Nosebleed, abit outside the City. You can sometimes find me where this guy is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBU1wAHGx8E

I think Upper nosebleed might be made up...

[i poop in your cereal]

How did it start?
Well I don't know
I just feel the craving
I see the flesh and it smells fresh and it's just there for the taking
These little girls, they make me feel so god damn exhilarated
I feel them up, I can't give it up
The pain that I'm just erasing

http://jailbaitgallery.com/resized/04_09_13_By_Valua_anonib.jpg

I tell my lies, and I despise
Every second I'm with you
So I run away and you still stay
So what the fuck is with you? 　

http://jailbaitgallery.com/resized/jb141.jpg

Your feelings
I can't help but rape them
I'm sorry, I don't feel the same
My heart inside is constantly hating
I'm sorry, I just throw you away 　

http://jailbaitgallery.com/resized/2ndbatchojb131.jpg

I don't know why I'm so fucking cold
I don't know why its hurts me
All I wanna do is get with you and make the pain go away
Why do I have a conscience?
All it does is fuck with me
Why do I have this torment?
All I wanna do is fuck it away 　

http://jailbaitgallery.com/resized/jb483.jpg

I tell my lies, and I despise
Every second I'm with you
So I run away and you still stay
So what the fuck is with you? 　

http://jailbaitgallery.com/resized/120301386478cx8.jpg

Your feelings
I can't help but rape them
I'm sorry, I don't feel the same
My heart inside is constantly hating
I'm sorry, I just throw you away 　

http://jailbaitgallery.com/resized/JBGxj4stz72w6.jpg

I tell my lies, and I despise
Every second I'm with you
So I run away and you still stay
So what the fuck is with you? 　

http://jailbaitgallery.com/resized/JBG7wrx3sjft0.jpg

Your feelings
I can't help but rape them
I'm sorry, I don't feel the same
My heart inside is constantly hating
I'm sorry, I just throw you away 　

http://jailbaitgallery.com/resized/1164612537632.jpg

(I) Just throw you away
(I) Just throw you away
(I) Just throw you away
(I) Just throw you away

[jackketch]

Poop, you need to delete the shower pic. That probably goes a bit far.

[Slave of the Beast]

Poop, you need to delete the shower pic. That probably goes a bit far.

Really? I think the teenage lesbian kiss is more overtly sexual than the shower pic. Even if she was wearing a bikini in that pose it'd only cover about 6 sq inches of flesh, none of it over 'intimate' areas which aren't on display anyway.

All depends on what the perverts in wigs n' robes say, I suppose.

[i poop in your cereal]

Poop, you need to delete the shower pic. That probably goes a bit far.

Ohh-kay...

It's hosted on a fully legal site(That just won a lawsuit, actually) and it reveals nothing, but okay, I'll change it...

[jackketch]

Really? I think the teenage lesbian kiss is more overtly sexual than the shower pic. Even if she was wearing a bikini in that pose it'd only cover about 6 sq inches of flesh, none of it over 'intimate' areas which aren't on display anyway.

All depends on what the perverts in wigs n' robes say, I suppose.

Let me put it like this: If that shower pic had been of a underage looking zokse girl then Poop would now be giving his carpal tunnel some much needed rest. It was close enough to make me feel nervous (for zoklet)...and that is saying something.

I said, I suggested he remove it. Especially after some of the stuff that got posted this morning.

And +1 mod rep to poop for taking it down.

[Slave of the Beast]

Let me put it like this: If that shower pic had been of a underage looking zokse girl then Poop would now be giving his carpal tunnel some much needed rest.

What are the boundaries for something like that? The shower shot looks provocative, but in fact contains no tits, vag and barely any arse. Would it still be considered CP?

It was close enough to make me feel nervous (for zoklet)...and that is saying something.

I said, I suggested he remove it.

Fair enough.

Especially after some of the stuff that got posted this morning.

I'm here most of the time, but never at the right time. :mad:

[jackketch]

I'm here most of the time, but never at the right time. :mad:

Snap! But fortunately people do think to send me copies of things....so I can *cough* check *cough* them for possible illegalness.

It's a tough job being a mod.

[i poop in your cereal]

Looks like I killed this thread.

[The English Gentleman]

Poop, you need to delete the shower pic. That probably goes a bit far.

Not to mention it is completely immoral and I am even more disgusted by IPIYC. Jack, you have kids, surely you dont approve of his post, it should be deleted asap.

Ohh-kay...

It's hosted on a fully legal site(That just won a lawsuit, actually) and it reveals nothing, but okay, I'll change it...

You are one nasty, worthless, little nonce. It is a shame your swine of a mother did not have the sense to flush you before she let you into this world.

[The English Gentleman]

BTW....English Gentleman....I just showed my 6 year old son those pics. He doesn't agree with you either, he sees nothing wrong with them. :D

He is six, he does not have sexual ideas. Even if he did it would be perfectly acceptable because he is actually a minor.

[J J The Jet Plane]

So in other words we should be ceasing any behaviors that kids can get into, if some/any/all people witnessing those actions have adult or sexual thoughts about those scenes????:confused:

Time to close down every ice cream cone stand then.....:facepalm:

Watch out, cockketch is gonna call you an HBtard if you use that emoticon anymore!

[The English Gentleman]

So in other words we should be ceasing any behaviors that kids can get into, if some/any/all people witnessing those actions have adult or sexual thoughts about those scenes????:confused:

Time to close down every ice cream cone stand then.....:facepalm:

No, you seem to be making a Non sequitur argument. Nonetheless poop is posting pictures of children he does not know for no legitimate reason. Why do you think he is posting those pictures (trolling is not a legitimate reason).

[i poop in your cereal]

No, you seem to be making a Non sequitur argument. Nonetheless poop is posting pictures of children he does not know for no legitimate reason. Why do you think he is posting those pictures (trolling is not a legitimate reason).

Because they give me a boner the size of the Eiffel fucking tower, and showing off those pics to Gentlemen such as yourself grants me an even bigger erection.

There is nothing more pleasing, arousing and frisky than jacking it to children while at the same time imagining the disgust and depise it gives people like you, I feed on your hate and your insults, it makes me bigger, it makes It bigger; and it throws me into multiple, never-ending orgasms and I end up drooling and ejaculating all over myself

[Ambient]

At first i thought Jakketch was just some little punk kid like everyone else but then he claimed to be a father and husband.

So either he is trollin; or just an immature douchebag looking for attention.

[a giant pterodactyl]

At first i thought Jakketch was just some little punk kid like everyone else but then he claimed to be a father and husband.

So either he is trollin; or just an immature douchebag looking for attention.

AAAWWWWWWWWW, YOU DONE DONNITT NAOO, HE GONe RIP YO' ASS!

[Slave of the Beast]

Why do you think he is posting those pictures (trolling is not a legitimate reason) .

Why not?

Nonetheless poop is posting pictures of children he does not know for no legitimate reason.

Because they give me a boner the size of the Eiffel fucking tower, and showing off those pics to Gentlemen such as yourself grants me an even bigger erection.

There is nothing more pleasing, arousing and frisky than jacking it to children while at the same time imagining the disgust and depise it gives people like you, I feed on your hate and your insults, it makes me bigger, it makes It bigger; and it throws me into multiple, never-ending orgasms and I end up drooling and ejaculating all over myself

Sounds like a fairly legitimate reason to me.

[slowdown]

So in other words we should be ceasing any behaviors that kids can get into, if some/any/all people witnessing those actions have adult or sexual thoughts about those scenes????:confused:

Time to close down every ice cream cone stand then.....:facepalm:

Sexualizing children is reprehensible and the people that do that shit should be dealt with in an extreme way. Jackketch is just supporting the shit by rep'ing him. :thumbsdown:

[jackketch]

Jackketch is just supporting the shit by rep'ing him. :thumbsdown:

Weren't you the one grizzling about 'nazi mods' this morning?

He was perfectly within his rights to post the pictures and AFAIK they were all (legally) not CP. I asked him to remove the one image because I was uncomfortable with it. He didn't have to comply. He did however remove it without protest and I rewarded his responsible behaviour.

[slowdown]

Weren't you the one grizzling about 'nazi mods' this morning?

He was perfectly within his rights to post the pictures and AFAIK they were all (legally) not CP. I asked him to remove the one image because I was uncomfortable with it. He didn't have to comply. He did however remove it without protest and I rewarded his responsible behaviour.

I wasn't saying for you to moderate his post, just not reward it. I'll just say IPIYC should be more respectful.

[i poop in your cereal]

Ummmmm, exactly WHO was being disrespected?????

The children.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!1!!

[jackketch]

The children.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!1!!

I do....and the judge was very clear I shouldn't :(

[slowdown]

So go ahead Slowdown....since you find this behavior so "reprehensible" what exactly do you plan to do to these girls (if you could find them) to deal with them in an extreme way????

Edit to add: Just repped him myself for providing such lovely eye candy in a mostly failed thread.

I wouldn't take their pictures especially with the intent of putting them on a website catered towards arousing pedophiles. That type of crap is just a gateway to much worse behavior.

Assclown.

[slowdown]

Look again there dude......most of the pics were taken by themselves, probably a webcam or something. Worse behavior exactly how? They rip off their underthings and start diddling themselves since they've been so turned on by sexing it up for the camera?

Or is all of that too heavy a discussion for you? That tweens, pre-pubescent, and younger girls actually *GASP* masturbate and enjoy exploring their sexuality? Are you one of these people that actually believes "Catch a Predator" is a good thing? The fact that so much time/energy/resources/manpower is wasted making people into criminals all because *DOUBLE GASP* girls want to get fucked????

You do realize you are part of the PROBLEM and not a solution here, right? Because its people like you that dirty and taint nudity/sexuality. It is YOU that is making this the "forbidden fruit" because you are so uptight about such NATURAL things...and in turn have manipulated it into some kind of "perversion", screaming to anyone and everyone that will listen to your prudish and puritantical weirdness.

I'm an Emu! And, I am very glad that I don't have to deal with idiots like you at the local barn.

In reference to your drivel, I was not saying that the kids cant do whatever it is they do, I was only saying that perverts like you have no need or business in drooling over their pix. Men who get aroused and jerk off to these underage pix is, as I said, "a gateway" to ever increasing need for more by these pedophiles. Even more people that will seek to harm children.

There should be respect shown for these girls; and their pix don't belong in some pervert website or online.

[KillSwitch_J]

Are you one of these people that actually believes "Catch a Predator" is a good thing?

I for one do believe "Catch a Predator" and other programs that are used to catch "CHILD PREDATORS" is a very good thing.

Especially when some of those same men show up with paraphenalia such as: rope,duct tape, handcuffs, or other stuff that they can use to "rape and murder" a defenseless child.

Although. I think they should take a different approach to the Catch a Predator" program by maybe not showing them on national TV and handling it more discretely if it's a first offensive.

[Slave of the Beast]

Men who get aroused and jerk off to these underage pix is, as I said, "a gateway" to ever increasing need for more by these pedophiles.

Evidence?

[Euda]

Evidence?

http://bbs.zoklet.net/image.php?u=110&dateline=1232413269

[Slave of the Beast]

http://bbs.zoklet.net/image.php?u=110&dateline=1232413269

Hmmm, fair point. :D

[i poop in your cereal]

I for one do believe "Catch a Predator" and other programs that are used to catch "CHILD PREDATORS" is a very good thing.

Especially when some of those same men show up with paraphenalia such as: rope,duct tape, handcuffs, or other stuff that they can use to "rape and murder" a defenseless child.

That show is pathetic. Everyone involved is pathetic, from Chris to the PREDATOROMGOMGRUNFORYOULIFES.

It really is stupid.

Very stupid.

[KillSwitch_J]

That show is pathetic. Everyone involved is pathetic, from Chris to the PREDATOROMGOMGRUNFORYOULIFES.

It really is stupid.

Very stupid.

I edited my reply somewhat. Just in case you missed it.

Either way. I'm sure if you were a parent and had gone through an incident like some of them have where their child (and I do mean child) was taken or assaulted my some man that they might have chatted with online; then I'm pretty sure you might feel differently about shows like "C.A.P".

[slowdown]

That show is pathetic. Everyone involved is pathetic, from Chris to the PREDATOROMGOMGRUNFORYOULIFES.

It really is stupid.

Very stupid.

I don't know the show, but if it gets some sick fuck off the street that had a rape kit in his car then I'm all for it. They should modernize the show and execute on site anyone who who has evidence of premeditated rape.

[i poop in your cereal]

I don't know the show

Evidently.

but if it gets some sick fuck off the street that had a rape kit in his car then I'm all for it.

They never have that. Here is how it goes:

They setup some fake online profile of a 14-18 year old girl and start teasing lonely men. They pick a victim and start sweettalking him until he or they make(s) the mention of meeting up for casual sex.

When the man shows up, instead of finding a hot younging, he finds a reporter with a camera. When he is done being interviewed he is told he can go.

As soon as he opens the door to leave he is charged by officers, cuffed and driven off to god-knows-where.

Essence: None of the people they 'catch' are in any way a danger to anyone. If they actually caught rapists and murderers it'd be great, but what they do is ruin very sad and very lonely peoples lifes.

They should modernize the show and execute on site anyone who who has evidence of premeditated rape.

How would you determine whether or not someone is planning to commit rape? :confused:

[jackketch]

I don't know the show, but if it gets some sick fuck off the street that had a rape kit in his car then I'm all for it. They should modernize the show and execute on site anyone who who has evidence of premeditated rape.

Rape kit?????!

What sort of self respecting rapist has a rape kit in his car??!

Oh Jesus Wept, tell me that the quality of predators in the US is that low?! Let me guess, you can buy them, the rape kits, online? Do you get a free gift with them?

Order NOW and get our Super Stun Gun ABSOLUTLEY FREE, yes that's right I said FREE!

In my emergency tool box, such as many men have in their cars (I'm also a trained mech) there are various cable ties and tapes. There might also be a small bottle of ether for cleaning carb jets and such.."only a small bottle due to the fire hazard, officer"

There is also a very sharp knife for baring wire.

[KillSwitch_J]

They should modernize the show and execute on site anyone who who has evidence of premeditated rape.

I wouldn't go that far slowdown. While I'm for making sure these guys ( at least the repeat offenders) are put away for a very long time. There may have been those innocent few here or there that were mistaken for sexual predators simply by having most of the things (except for the cuffs) I described in their vehicles (such as some guy who just bought a bunch of stuff for home repair or something along those lines.

It's the ones that have them well within reach in their vehicles that have less clout when it comes to saying they are innocent. Either way. IMHO,these guys still deserve their day in court.

[i poop in your cereal]

I wouldn't go that far slowdown. While I'm for making sure these guys are put away for a very long time. There may have been those innocent few here or there that were mistaken for sexual predators simply by having most of the things I described in their vehicles (such as some guy who just bought a bunch of stuff for home repair or something along those lines.

It's the ones that have them well within reach in their vehicles that have less clout when it comes to saying they are innocent. Either way. IMHO,these guys still deserve their day in court.

So you're up for prosecuting people for having stuff that could potentially be used for rape in their vehicle?

Please tell me you're not actually this stupid.

[KillSwitch_J]

So you're up for prosecuting people for having stuff that could potentially be used for rape in their vehicle?

Please tell me you're not actually this stupid.

Did you notice the part where I said: "There may have been those innocent few here or there that were mistaken for sexual predators simply by having most of the things (except for the cuffs) I described in their vehicles (such as some guy who just bought a bunch of stuff for home repair or something along those lines. "

So no, I don't think everyone that has most of that stuff is automatically a rapist. However. I would like to point out, that I not a police officer. They might view someone having all those things (cuffs inclcuded) in a bag or whatever as suspicious and most likely arrest said person.

[jackketch]

NB

*P*R*O*T*I*P
You need to be real careful when using ether to knock out anyone, especially little girls. You MUST remove the cloth from their mouths and noses every couple of seconds. Let them get air....unless you're a sick fuck and necrophilia is your thang.

[slowdown]

Rape kit?????!

What sort of self respecting rapist has a rape kit in his car??!

Oh Jesus Wept, tell me that the quality of predators in the US is that low?! Let me guess, you can buy them, the rape kits, online? Do you get a free gift with them?

Order NOW and get our Super Stun Gun ABSOLUTLEY FREE, yes that's right I said FREE!

In my emergency tool box, such as many men have in their cars (I'm also a trained mech) there are various cable ties and tapes. There might also be a small bottle of ether for cleaning carb jets and such.."only a small bottle due to the fire hazard, officer"

There is also a very sharp knife for baring wire.

You are getting into this rape kit idea. It was invented in HB. Sales will probably begin shortly in an effort to raise funds for more waffles.

[i poop in your cereal]

Did you notice the part where I said: "There may have been those innocent few here or there that were mistaken for sexual predators simply by having most of the things (except for the cuffs) I described in their vehicles (such as some guy who just bought a bunch of stuff for home repair or something along those lines. "

So no, I don't think everyone that has most of that stuff is automatically a rapist. However. I would like to point out, that I not a police officer. They might view someone having all those things (cuffs inclcuded) in a bag or whatever as suspicious and most likely arrest said person.

Did you notice where you said: "It's the ones that have them well within reach in their vehicles that have less clout when it comes to saying they are innocent. Either way. IMHO,these guys still deserve their day in court."

[slowdown]

So you're up for prosecuting people for having stuff that could potentially be used for rape in their vehicle?

Please tell me you're not actually this stupid.

They already do it for Meth cook paraphernalia. You combine the wrong item or two on your shopping trip and you get an entire popo force, the ATF, and DEA surrounding your car.

[i poop in your cereal]

They already do it for Meth cook paraphernalia. You combine the wrong item or two on your shopping trip and you get an entire popo force, the ATF, and DEA surrounding your car.

Which is insane and should be stopped.

[Slave of the Beast]

They already do it for Meth cook paraphernalia. You combine the wrong item or two on your shopping trip and you get an entire popo force, the ATF, and DEA surrounding your car.

That's probably as ridiculous as it sounds.

[KillSwitch_J]

Did you notice where you said: "It's the ones that have them well within reach in their vehicles that have less clout when it comes to saying they are innocent. Either way. IMHO,these guys still deserve their day in court."

:confused:
I'm not sure what you were getting at by post that part of my reply.

Again Let me point out (in case you didn't understand what I posted there). police and other law enforcement would view having all those things (not only in said vehicle) but well within reach of the suspected person, would most likely view them in a suspicious light and there fore arrest or at least detain them for further questioning.

[i poop in your cereal]

:confused:
I'm not sure what you were getting at by post that part of my reply.

Again Let me point out (in case you didn't understand what I posted there). police and other law enforcement would view having all those things (not only in said vehicle) but well within reach of the suspected person, would most likely view them in a suspicious light and there fore arrest or at least detain them for further questioning.

Okay, so you believe that having 'suspicious' items within your reach should get your arrested and taking in for questioning?

What exactly would that do except harass the suspect?

So, you've sat out to rape someone tonight?
No, Officer.
Okay.

[KillSwitch_J]

Okay, so you believe that having 'suspicious' items within your reach should get your arrested and taking in for questioning?

What exactly would that do except harass the suspect?

So, you've sat out to rape someone tonight?
No, Officer.
Okay.

:facepalm:

Ok. For the slow learners in the class. I'll say this one more time. Those in 'law enforcement" are the ones that would most likely ( if not automatically) view finding all those things "together" in a reachable place such as "behind the drivers seat"or under the front seats, or in the trunk in a "tote bag/gymbag"as being suspicious and either outright arrest them or detain them for further questioning (ie taken in for questioning).

Although I haven't really heard anyone not being arrested after the police found those things in their vehicles.

[i poop in your cereal]

:facepalm:

Ok. For the slow learners in the class. I'll say this one more time. Those in 'law enforcement" are the ones that would most likely ( if not automatically) view finding all those things "together" in a reachable place such as "behind the drivers seat"or under the front seats, or in the trunk in a "tote bag/gymbag"as being suspicious and either outright arrest them or detain them for further questioning.

... Yes... I'm perfectly aware that the people in law enforcement are the ones who arrest people... Where are you going with this?

[slowdown]

That's probably as ridiculous as it sounds.

I'm pretty sure it's worse than it sounds.

[KillSwitch_J]

Where are you going with this?

Apparently in circles, as the reply I made was to answer your question posted below.

Okay, so you believe that having 'suspicious' items within your reach should get your arrested and taking in for questioning?

[jackketch]

:facepalm:
"together" in a reachable place such as "behind the drivers seat"or under the front seats, or in the trunk in a "tote bag/gymbag"


They'd need to be arrested for Crass Stupidity Beyond Even Ameritardism.

[J J The Jet Plane]

They'd need to be arrested for Crass Stupidity Beyond Even Ameritardism.

Whaddayaknow, dipshit brought up another stereotype. :facepalm:

Here's another one for you, dipshit: :facepalm:

One more for good measure: :facepalm:

[i poop in your cereal]

Apparently in circles, as the reply I made was to answer your question posted below.

I asked if YOU thought that people should be arrested and brought in for questioning if they had suspicious items on them/in their vehicle, because you certainly implied that in your earlier posts, and you reply telling me that it's law enforcement that arrests people.

Either I'm really missing something, or you are.

[i poop in your cereal]

Whaddayaknow, dipshit brought up another stereotype. :facepalm:

Here's another one for you, dipshit: :facepalm:

One more for good measure: :facepalm:

... :rolleyes:

[slowdown]

:facepalm:

Ok. For the slow learners in the class. I'll say this one more time. Those in 'law enforcement" are the ones that would most likely ( if not automatically) view finding all those things "together" in a reachable place such as "behind the drivers seat"or under the front seats, or in the trunk in a "tote bag/gymbag"as being suspicious and either outright arrest them or detain them for further questioning (ie taken in for questioning).

Although I haven't really heard anyone not being arrested after the police found those things in their vehicles.

I doubt that a homemade rape kit is enough (in America) to arrest or hold someone for questioning on an intent to rape charge.

Edit: I don't know if there is even a charge for intent to rape(:confused:), thus they probably will only get a sneer from the cops.

[Slave of the Beast]

They already do it for Meth cook paraphernalia. You combine the wrong item or two on your shopping trip and you get an entire popo force, the ATF, and DEA surrounding your car.

That's probably as ridiculous as it sounds.

I'm pretty sure it's worse than it sounds.

In America? Quite possibly...

Chief Wiggum: "He's reaching for the glacé cherries, boys. All units stand by."

[elf omg]

Slowdown has radical beliefs.

[slowdown]

Slowdown has radical beliefs.

And you have no problem with men getting of to pix of or to your daughter in general. I doubt her real father would be so lax or irresponsible. :mad:

[KillSwitch_J]

Either I'm really missing something, or you are.

Trust me. I'm not the one missing things here.

Just so it's not further misunderstood. My personal belief is that if someone is stopped and their vehicle is searched and the cops find the following items (ie rope,cuffs,duct tape,stungun,knives,guns, or any other item usually associated by law enforcement officers with being used to bind/torture/sexually assault/kill others) all together in the same container/bag/kit then yes I believe that they should be at least taken in for further questioning.

Now notice how I said further questioning not arrested. I can't get any plainer than that.

[elf omg]

And you have no problem with men getting of to pix of or to your daughter in general. I doubt her real father would be so lax or irresponsible. :mad:

and she spits venom

[i poop in your cereal]

Trust me. I'm not the one missing things here.

Care to explain?


Just so it's not further misunderstood. My personal belief is that if someone is stopped and their vehicle is searched and the copsfind the following items (ie rope,cuffs,duct tape,stungun,knives,guns, or any other item usually associated by law enforcement officers with being used to bind/torture/sexually assault/kill others) all together in the same container/bag/kit then yes I believe that they should be at least taken in for further questioning.

Now notice how I said further questioningnot arrested. I can't get any plainer than that.

Okay, and what would anyone gain from said questioning?

[slowdown]

and she spits venom

And you lack the ability to defend yourself because it's true...It's also an established fact that you're a troll.

[KillSwitch_J]

Okay, and what would anyone gain from said questioning?

Ok. Let's say for the sake of the argument that the person had a lagit reason for having those things. Let's say (hypothetically speaking of course) said suspect was in reality an actor on his way to a play and it was his job to help out with props.

Well I'm sure the cops would feel a hell of a lot better knowing that they took the time to figure out that he was in fact just an actor and not a serial killer/rapist and let him go on his way.

Now if they suspected him of lying to them, they at the least already have him there at the police station while they check for warrants on him and try to check out his story.

Isn't that worth a little time and effort rather than doing nothing?

[i poop in your cereal]

Ok. Let's say for the sake of the argument that the person had a lagit reason for having those things. Let's say (hypothetically speaking of course) said suspect was in reality an actor on his way to a play and it was his job to help out with props.

Well I'm sure the cops would feel a hell of a lot better knowing that they took the time to figure out that he was in fact just an actor and not a serial killer/rapist and let him go on his way.

Now if they suspected him of lying to them, they at the least already have him there at the police station while they check for warrants on him and try to check out his story.

Isn't that worth a little time and effort rather than doing nothing?

And so if he had previous convictions for whatever... What would they do?

Charge him for possession of potential rape-kit?

[elf omg]

And you lack the ability to defend yourself because it's true...It's also an established fact that you're a troll.

What you said was mean. You know this.

I'm not gonna egg you on, I want to be friendly.

[slowdown]

Slowdown has radical beliefs.

One more thing, If you were really a woman, you would not think those beliefs were radical.

[elf omg]

One more thing, If you were really a woman, you would not think those beliefs were radical.

Yeah, I failed that portion of Female Opinion 101. ^^

[slowdown]

What you said was mean. You know this.

I'm not gonna egg you on, I want to be friendly.

Oh, thanks for deciding on not continuing to egg me on, Cosmo! :rolleyes:

[elf omg]

Oh, thanks for deciding on not continuing to egg me on, Cosmo! :rolleyes:

Well, I do want to be friendly, anyway.

[i poop in your cereal]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g193/MissExtremist/feminazi3.gif

[KillSwitch_J]

And so if he had previous convictions for whatever... What would they do?

Charge him for possession of potential rape-kit?

If he had warrants or even prior convictions in the area of sexual assault, then they can show that in court as potential evidence that he was most likely planning yet another assault in the near future.

The same argument can used if someone has prior arrests for breaking & entering. Only their kit would most likely hold crowbars,lock picks or other things generally associated with breaking into a home or vehicle.

In either case, having those things (one would think) work against you in court. Especially with priors in those particular areas.

[i poop in your cereal]

In either case, having those things (one would think) work against you in court. Especially with priors in those particular areas.

Not if you had nothing to charge him with in the first place.

[master killer]

This thread is srs bsns.

[KillSwitch_J]

Not if you had nothing to charge him with in the first place.

Then in that case they may have to let the person go, yet keep an eye on them.

[i poop in your cereal]

This thread is srs bsns.

No rest for the wicked.

[master killer]

KID RAPER!
PAPER MAKER!

Niggaz be rapin'
Chocolatey raisin'
Puttin' dem cocks in dem cunts
Squirting loads of nigga cum
Up down, down up
Slide in, slide out
UH!

Yeah, take my meat
Long as wheat
Thicker than Bush's skull
Lick it like a Popsicle

*scratches disc*


Peace.

[slowdown]

Well, I do want to be friendly, anyway.

Alright. Me to, Zek.

[master killer]

Alright. Me to, Zek.

So, that's it?
No more fighting?

It looks like I will have to take on from here.

Hand me the Bash-O-Zek-O, if you please. :mad:

[slowdown]

So, that's it?
No more fighting?

It looks like I will have to take on from here.

Hand me the Bash-O-Zek-O, if you please. :mad:
It's in Jackketch's van.
http://hunch.se/stuff/free_candy.jpg

[master killer]

It's in Jackketch's van.
http://hunch.se/stuff/free_candy.jpg

Jackketch used to be a priest.

Sure explains a lot. :mad:

[jackketch]

It's in Jackketch's van.
http://hunch.se/stuff/free_candy.jpg

LOL

but no, I'm a bit ol' school...

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080324/Villains/Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang_l.jpg

Now THAT is class.

[Slave of the Beast]

LOL

but no, I'm a bit ol' school...

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080324/Villains/Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang_l.jpg

Now THAT is class.

Careful Jack, or next thing you know they'll be injecting you with radioactive tracers. (http://bbs.zoklet.net/showthread.php?t=12835)

[Ambient]

Looks like a shitload of people hate Jakketch.

[jackketch]

Looks like a shitload of people hate Jakketch.

And this is news?

[Uriah Heep]

Dammit man you're Scottish! It's 'arsehole'. Being a HBtard is bad enough but for the love of god don't sink down to being an Ameritard as well.

I meant misspelling my user name would given you a lot more validity in the eyes of your HB chums. But now they all know you can read.

You mean Jacktech..but i dont hate you,:) you're on my good side.

[poast-bortem!]

I agree with the sentiments in this thread.