I have access to my high school's entire student database.

[dabears69]

Ok, so back in September I keylogged a school computer. Some teacher logged in to the schools website.

So now I have access to every single students personal information. Everything except SSN. I have their address,phone number, parents names, GPA, I can edit their schedules (that is the only thing I can edit btw), emergency contacts, some health records, and their school pic.

So, shoot me some fun bad ideas. Whatever the ideas are, I don't want them to put me at risk of getting caught, I don't want them to get me into trouble, I don't want peopel to know I'm fucking with them, and they should not hurt my social status. Only help it if anything.

Background info on my life:

We have Elizabeth- Asked her out. She wants to be friends. I still like her, and I don't know if she knows or not. We are great friends. (Friendzone sucks)

Andy- Elizabeth's bf. I envy him of course, so I hate him.

Emily-Elizabeth's best friend. She is annoying.

Bree-Same story as Elizabeth, except I don't like her that much.

So, fire away! Not all ideas even have to do with the database. I have considered slashing Andy's tires too. Glue in the keyhole. etc.

{this is all hypothetical of course...:rolleyes:}

[Knife in The Knight]

If you can change Andy's school photo change it something horribly gay do that.

Find random people that have low GPA's and call their parents number about how their darling child is doing badly in a class.

Don't do things often and aviod targeting people you know for the most part to avoid detection.

[BiggLJ]

There's no way for you to change GPAs? If you could find a way to do that you could find people with low grades and offer to bump them up a bit for a price. Just remember not to make big edits, switching Ds to As will get the teacher to check.

I dunno much about how to make sure you can't be traced, but make sure you figure that out before you do anything. If you get caught doing this you'll probably get expelled.

If all else fails just fuck with everyone's schedule to create chaos for a day or 2.

[enkrypt0r]

Step 1) Backup the database and save a copy for future use. This is necessary due to the nature of Step 2.

Step 2) Goatse.

[unstableasatable]

two mates kellogged the adim computer, they mannaged to open up 50 porn on a teachers smart board whilst she was in a lesson.
they got suspended, i thought it would have been better if they both got it scholarships

[Wizzle]

I have a Mate who uploaded a shell on to his school shit, He could edit anything. This Faggot at school was giving him shit and literally sat his ass cheeks on his face. I pushed him off & then Faghatz sat down on a seat so I pulled the sit out of him and he got PWNED by teh cha1r. I sat down and he tried to do the same I was like '==_== FAIL' he just kept goin on with shit so we wanted to get him back.. Alex made his Grades to the 2nd Lowest in each subject hoping he would repeat. He did some tutoring thing for 2 Weeks and didn't repeat. So make sure if you want them to repeat to make there grades to the lowest and do it close to the end of school.

[Rory]

I did something similar in my high school days - the best thing that ever came out of it was I 'shopped some of my classmates' pictures - subtly so that they weren't immediately noticed - I gave them big noses, emo makeup, etc. A few of them eventually got those printed on thier ID's.

[Mantikore]

frame a teacher with child porn

[Mor3BL7]

frame a teacher with child porn

this ftw.

[dabears69]

Guys, all your stuff sounds great, but I can ONLY edit schedules.

And tbh, I doubt the schedules given to students are based off of these. I think someone higher up runs those.

[Th0r]

It's worth mentioning I was temporarily given the boot for gaining access to the database through a teachers account. It's not cool explaining why and how you fucked up.

[tonymontana2010]

this ftw.

the principle

[zunox1]

edit their schedules. put that one guy you envy... in chorus, dance, girls P.E., special ed., classes like that ;)

[playthefool]

edit their schedules. put that one guy you envy... in chorus, dance, girls P.E., special ed., classes like that ;)

all of those classes (besides special ed i guess) sound like babe watching heaven....unless the girls are fugly.

[Costanza]

what the fuck was that? post bot? why?

anyway on your topic put some friends into girls gym. i took it for a week. best week of my life. they forced me to switch out. i dont know why. they said something about too many hard-ons

[Costanza]

the half page thing that keeps repeating
"Hello, I Am Postbot-Smith http://thm-a04.yimg.com/image/8e3a9909d06256d8
– Avenger of the Banned."

[InspiredByMe]

Edit all the schedules to say stuff like "Anal Rape 101" or "Mexican Border Jumping 101" or "Finding CP 101"

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Delete fucking everything.

[God Like]

1) Save the database onto a thumbdrive

2)when at home contact each of the people and request their Creditcard details to pay for some bill or say they recently raised their limit to $120,000 and ask them to confirm.
(use ur info. eg: Ask them if they still live at their address, request them to answer their secret question of "what is your child's name)

3)im sure you know what to do with credit card details

[Syphilis]

I'm pretty sure this thread has been long dead. That spambot just brought it back up.

[playthefool]

I'm pretty sure this thread has been long dead. That spambot just brought it back up.

nahh look through the posts. 1-28-09 and then zonox1 brought it back to life.

[Syphilis]

nahh look through the posts. 1-28-09 and then zonox1 brought it back to life.

In response to the deleted troll thread which bumped it. OP has gone frolicking off.

Anyway, OP could probably phish them over the phone, raise his marks slightly, whatever.

[playthefool]

In response to the deleted troll thread which bumped it. OP has gone frolicking off.

Anyway, OP could probably phish them over the phone, raise his marks slightly, whatever.

yea. but im interested now to know what happened wit this info....

[jecfccwg]

Step 1) Backup the database and save a copy for future use. This is necessary due to the nature of Step 2.

Step 2) Goatse.

do this

[88+6]

do this

Why the FUCK did you just post here.

[Oct]

Bree? Who the hell names their kid after a fucking cheese? :facepalm:

[water bottle]

Lol, high school is funny. It's cute that you have "69" in your username. Quaint.

I really can't think of anything you could do. You could cause a hassle to somebody by messing around with their schedule but I'm sure that would be easily reversed. Really, you don't have any useful information.

[water bottle]

Bree? Who the hell names their kid after a fucking cheese? :facepalm:

Very likely short for Brianna or Brianne or something like that.

[water bottle]

The only thing that's of remote interest would be health records - what kind of health records? If you wanted to be a royal cunt you could find out who has STDs or something like that. But yeah, you basically have nothing.

[water bottle]

Why the FUCK did you just post here.

Yeah, wtf this :mad:

4 year old thread :facepalm:

[NamelessNom4d]

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