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alaskamatt
05-25-2010, 04:45 AM
So i really didnt wanna tell my friends about this so what the fuck ill post it here. So after swim smoked some pretty good crystal he decided to go home and download some new songs. While the songs were downloading i decided to bust a nut. Long story short i couldnt get a good enough boner to bust one and ended up jacking it for 12 hours straight (by 12 hours straight i mean i didnt even fucking move from my computor), and my fucking penis swelled up right below the head so it looks like a fucking bell and now i cant jack it for a few days. So moral of the story, if you bust a nut on crystal keep an eye on the time, and if you cant get a boner no matter how hard you fucking try it aint gonna happen and u definitly aint bustin one. Anyone else had a similar situation happen to them?

Haiti's Space Agency
05-25-2010, 04:56 AM
At least your songs finished downloading though right?

alaskamatt
05-25-2010, 05:01 AM
Of course but i got off track with all the porn i was watching. offtopic Youjizz is prob one of my new favorites

FireStarter
05-25-2010, 05:05 AM
Wank sober. Feels good man. ;)

alaskamatt
05-25-2010, 05:08 AM
Well idk it felt pretty fucking good, like orgasm without the orgasm, just after 10 hours my hand started cramping lol.

Mashleshmash
05-25-2010, 05:19 AM
Did you eventually cum?

alaskamatt
05-25-2010, 05:43 AM
Nope, even after i took a hour break and tried again for 2 or 3 hours.

Hammer Tank
05-25-2010, 05:49 AM
awesome, thanks for sharing brah :thumbsup: :punk:

i gotta ask though, 12 hours literally???

alaskamatt
05-25-2010, 06:06 AM
Well I started at 11pm or so (30mins after lost), took an hour break at around 10 or 11 in the morning (decided to lay down cause my legs started cramping, used the bathroom got distracted doing some random shit) and continued on till about 2 30 with a break in there somewhere cause i ran outta lube. Gotta say i definitly underestimated the quality of this crystal, or maby i have a problem? lol

Haiti's Space Agency
05-25-2010, 06:24 AM
12 hours of playing with your dick DAMN i gotta get me some meth but i wouldn't want to waste a lot of time masterbating but i dont know if I'd be able to resist

Marijuanasaurus
05-25-2010, 06:27 AM
WTF. 12 HOURS? Man I gave up on my dick after 30 minutes on E. Why would you waste your time like that? fuck youre dumb. did you think it would after the 6th hour or something?

Mashleshmash
05-25-2010, 06:27 AM
Well I started at 11pm or so (30mins after lost), took an hour break at around 10 or 11 in the morning (decided to lay down cause my legs started cramping, used the bathroom got distracted doing some random shit) and continued on till about 2 30 with a break in there somewhere cause i ran outta lube. Gotta say i definitly underestimated the quality of this crystal, or maby i have a problem? lol

Nah dawg. You crystal.

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/RBL/RBL007/close-up-black-man_~c00075.jpg

BITCH TITZ
05-25-2010, 06:28 AM
if i'm not done within 10 minutes i quit

FrY
05-25-2010, 06:28 AM
Like churning butter on steroids.

alaskamatt
05-25-2010, 06:32 AM
WTF. 12 HOURS? Man I gave up on my dick after 30 minutes on E. Why would you waste your time like that? fuck youre dumb. did you think it would after the 6th hour or something?

Fuck if i know dude, it was like... "5 more minuites and ima finnaly bust a fucking nut" lol it was like that feeling u get right before u bust a nut but u dont get passed it

DestroyedMatter
05-25-2010, 06:51 AM
seriously i dont get it i remember when i first did crystal in high school i would walk around, talk to people chat, not think about sex.
(ages 16-17)

now EVERYTIME i do i swear as soon as i blow out a cloud i cant stop thinking about sex, and i go online and just start jacking it until i come.... uhmm yea needless to say it takes a redicilously long time. and my legs palms and right arm feels redicilously sore the next day.

i guess either i really love opiates now. i was getting more sex in high school? both?....?

DestroyedMatter
05-25-2010, 06:55 AM
Oh yea.and i thought i would add one of those hour and hours of masterbation. after i finally finished i turnd off the computer and stood up...

i realised the whole back slidding glass door was open the whole 6 hour masterbation session... and everyone walking by saw.

Space Monkey
05-25-2010, 10:58 AM
I did 14 hours on a mephedrone and mdpv combo, couldn't even piss without sitting down for a few days afterwards.

The bad thing is that you don't realise how much time is passing you just keep on going.

Edit: I did take several breaks to chase more mdpv off tinfoil and do more lines of 4-mmc.

Hammer Tank
05-25-2010, 03:26 PM
meth is a hell of a drug :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Nero
05-25-2010, 03:32 PM
Wank sober. Feels good man. ;)

After you masturbate enough on drugs, this is almost impossible to really enjoy.

NamelessNom4d
05-25-2010, 03:36 PM
Doesn't rizzo have a story about this?

Rizzo in a box
05-25-2010, 04:31 PM
I have many stories about this, I've gone for 18 hours once, and my dick was bloody & raw & my brain has never been the same. :p

J.P.W
05-25-2010, 04:33 PM
When I wank on bad coke/speed it takes me about 2 hours aswell and when I finally do cum, the cum just doesn't look the same and I get that feeling that I have to piss all the time, eventhough I don't need to.

K-Cer
08-29-2010, 02:10 PM
I have the same problem when I first smoke the crystal. My cock stayed in the same shape for at least 6 hours. At the 5th hourit became hard like a steel bar and eventually I managed to masterbate and cum. It was my best cum ever. Nowadays, I manage to cum within 3 hours with the help from my girlfriend. Masterbate alone, it still takes a long time, fuck!
Fucking high!

mksnowboarder
08-29-2010, 02:15 PM
Get some head. Then it only takes like an hour ; D

mike

The Methematician
08-29-2010, 03:41 PM
if i can get you a hard on you must be a phaggottt

OnTheFringe
08-29-2010, 03:48 PM
this is so disgusting and shameful. this is gold anti-drug campaign material.

masturbating for 12 hours while waiting to download music isn't normal

but on meth, it is.

adhesive tape
08-29-2010, 04:23 PM
WTF. 12 HOURS? Man I gave up on my dick after 30 minutes on E. Why would you waste your time like that? fuck youre dumb. did you think it would after the 6th hour or something?

This.

plehem12
08-29-2010, 08:19 PM
dude you gotta focus! you can get it hard you just gotta put all your energy into it hahaha. next time you are tweaked out you have to try it again. because busting on meth is the greatest feeling in the entire world, especially if youve been working at it for 12 hours.

Twin Gats
08-29-2010, 08:26 PM
whenever i beat it on meth i end up soaking my chair/bed in sweat because i lose track of time and im working so hard at it

ive gotten a sore dick too, but i guess if you do it often enough the skin on your dick will get thicker and that wont happen anymore.

Satyr
08-29-2010, 08:43 PM
Lol. They should make a new poster in that campaign...


http://www.prostatehealthcures.com/wp-content/uploads/man_bed_masturbation_prostate_cancer.jpg
'Twelve hours of masturbating isn't normal.
But on meth it is.'

Twin Gats
08-29-2010, 08:46 PM
and just show a guy with blisters all over his hand and a bunch of wadded up tissues/toilet paper in front of a computer screen

IWD
08-30-2010, 12:12 AM
If anyone remembers when stupid noob was mad at me and started saying I told him I was worried about E.D. it was because of this, I read that the blood in your erection becomes toxic after 4 hours or something and eventually kills the soft tissue that would later become erect. I did that a couple of times on good shard as well. 8-9 hours, not 12.

Konglomo
08-30-2010, 01:44 AM
Just imagine if there had been a girl there instead of porn, lol. I've seen the end results, your bed ends up looking like there was a double homicide.

Death Snuggle
08-30-2010, 01:48 AM
Just imagine if there had been a girl there instead of porn, lol. I've seen the end results, your bed ends up looking like there was a double homicide.

Whats so wrong with that?? :)

Konglomo
08-30-2010, 01:50 AM
Whats so wrong with that?? :)

I never said there was anything wrong with it, I just said "imagine".

Computer
08-30-2010, 06:55 PM
Thats the best thing about jacking it on amps, cause normally you bust too fast but I personally enjoy spending a whole night looking at porn and not climaxin', I mean I can climax whenever I want but I choose not too so I can get alot of porn under my belt then Ill be good for a few days. Also smoking weed every 30 minutes or so makes it even better.

elf omg
08-30-2010, 07:00 PM
tc8VGgGAR4M

THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT
08-30-2010, 08:20 PM
I remember when me and my friends were camping down the great ocean road last summer at some family orientated caravan park. We met this 'recovering heroin addict' (aka, he lived on a vairety of other opiates and benzos instead), and apparently he was in those public toilets all night on shards tugging it to porn. He even slippen xannies in his parents hot chocolate to get them to go to sleep before he did it.

Moral of the story is that smoking meth and beating off is vile and disgusting act.

Satyr
08-31-2010, 08:55 PM
this is so disgusting and shameful. this is gold anti-drug campaign material.

masturbating for 12 hours while waiting to download music isn't normal

but on meth, it is.

Damn, only now I see that I completely stole your joke. Don't mean to man. My bad.

Sick Boy
08-31-2010, 09:04 PM
So, i think jwh has the same effect on me... damn chems. (anyone else have that exp?)

Konglomo
09-01-2010, 02:47 AM
Thats the best thing about jacking it on amps, cause normally you bust too fast but I personally enjoy spending a whole night looking at porn and not climaxin', I mean I can climax whenever I want but I choose not too so I can get alot of porn under my belt then Ill be good for a few days. Also smoking weed every 30 minutes or so makes it even better.

Do you fuckers never get laid? Shit...

Bong McPuffin
09-01-2010, 02:52 AM
I've had similar experience with Tramadol... I can get it up, get super aroused, and get JUST to the point before orgasm, then my body just slams on the brakes and goes back to being semi-turned on instead of bust-a-nut-now turned on.

Bong McPuffin
09-01-2010, 02:54 AM
So, i think jwh has the same effect on me... damn chems. (anyone else have that exp?)

Nope, one of the first things I tried to do after smoking JWH. In fact, JWH is slightly erotic-inducing for me. It gets me slightly horny if I smoke a decent amount.

I got a growth on my dick though like a few weeks after starting to smoke JWH, and I thought it might be because of that, but it turned out to be a huge zit but it popped and its healed over now, so the dick-cancer scare is over.

BungHole
09-01-2010, 03:05 AM
Beating it on opiates is pretty bad too. After you've beat off so long your dick is bleeding, and just when you think you're gonna cum, bam, you wake up with a soft dick in your hand and you're sober.:mad:

Konglomo
09-01-2010, 03:08 AM
Beating it on opiates is pretty bad too. After you've beat off so long your dick is bleeding, and just when you think you're gonna cum, bam, you wake up with a soft dick in your hand and you're sober.:mad:

My downward spiral into an opiate/opiod hole has killed my sexual experiences.

edit: not to say I don't have sex, I just don't get that happy ending.

NamelessNom4d
09-01-2010, 03:10 AM
lol I jacked off for like 4 hours one night when I was drunk and tripping on 2C-E. I was all fucked up but I couldn't sleep so I just wacked off hahaha

Bong McPuffin
09-01-2010, 03:13 AM
I can cum on opiates like morphine and heroin, its just they synthetics that make it physically impossible for me to achieve orgasm.

Oxycodone, Hydrocodone, and Tramadol = no go.

Computer
09-01-2010, 08:44 PM
Do you fuckers never get laid? Shit...

I do but I've never came with my GF, I have a fetish that not alot of people like...

Dandamano
09-01-2010, 08:55 PM
Masturbation is the key to find out if you got MDMA or methbombs

Hydroponichronic
09-01-2010, 09:50 PM
Epic thread is epic.

:thumbsup:

Satyr
09-02-2010, 04:42 PM
I do but I've never came with my GF, I have a fetish that not alot of people like...

Well then, at least tell us what it is... This is zoklet man.

And you can tell me anything, mmmkay. :o

Bong McPuffin
09-02-2010, 08:17 PM
I do but I've never came with my GF, I have a fetish that not alot of people like...

Any fetish you have can't be that bad, unless its like the girl has to die during intercourse for you to orgasm or some super fucked up shit.

If its a foot fetish then like practically 50% of all guys are on board.

Pissing fetish about 10%

Scat (if you count the Japanese as people) about 8%

Computer
09-02-2010, 08:41 PM
shit fetish, my gf offered to shit on me but its just not right if she's not really into it

Bong McPuffin
09-02-2010, 08:49 PM
shit fetish, my gf offered to shit on me but its just not right if she's not really into it

Fuck it, I'd have done it regardless... you can always reciprocate and give into one of her fetishes and there you go, perfect harmony. She gets you off you get her off... isn't that how it should work?

Well, it depends on how hot she is and if she was STD free and all that jazz.

Jesus of Nazareth
09-02-2010, 08:49 PM
shit fetish, my gf offered to shit on me but its just not right if she's not really into it

Eat it

K-Cer
09-05-2010, 12:14 AM
I am high again, fuck! My gf has been sucking my cock for 3 hours and it is getting harder and harder! I have fuck for 1 hour just now. I want to fuck again!! Yeah baby!!

elf omg
09-06-2010, 05:39 PM
i have fuck like 6 times an hour

GreatToKnow
09-06-2010, 05:45 PM
I have the same problem when I first smoke the crystal. My cock stayed in the same shape for at least 6 hours. At the 5th hourit became hard like a steel bar and eventually I managed to masterbate and cum. It was my best cum ever. Nowadays, I manage to cum within 3 hours with the help from my girlfriend. Masterbate alone, it still takes a long time, fuck!
Fucking high!

That is the Meth frying your brain

SHANE14
09-07-2010, 08:56 AM
thread of the fucking week

K-Cer
09-16-2010, 04:40 AM
My gf has suck my cock for 2 hours, damn good. Going to cum in a shortwhile. Just wanna ask you guys on meth, how many times you cum in a single day? My record is 4 times, thanks to my gf. Fuck!

Twin Gats
09-16-2010, 04:43 AM
ive "came" like 15 times in one day on meth
porn really isnt natural...

Hose me
09-16-2010, 04:44 AM
i jacked off for 12 hours on some really good jenk.

K-Cer
09-16-2010, 04:49 AM
Mega,

I wanna try to cum more than 10 times today, 16 times, wow ... you are fucking high man!!

K-Cer
09-16-2010, 04:51 AM
Megakush,

Did you smoke continuously smoking meth while jerking? How to cum 15 times?

Twin Gats
09-16-2010, 04:54 AM
nah dude meth isnt like that. you smoke it once, take a few hits, then you are high for TOO long. you are just sitting there with your pants off, wondering when the fuck the high is going to go away. I seriously only came that many times because i had nothing better to do. the last 8 or so times it was just drips anyways

K-Cer
09-16-2010, 07:39 AM
I gf has left even before my first cum. Fuck, I have to masterbate myself since my cock is still fucking hard like a steel. Rubbing my balls make me damn high!! Fuck, fuck,fuck!!!

elf omg
09-16-2010, 01:12 PM
When I do the up drugs, I don't even try to orgasm. That sounds very painful lol. Why not stick toys up your ass? It's amazing when "up".

iMagiNation
09-16-2010, 01:18 PM
I need a breathalyzer thing, but for the computer, and to check for amphetamine in my system when I browse pr0n.

K-Cer
09-19-2010, 12:04 PM
Fuck! This is a crazy drug, it has turned me into a sex maniac. I have been fucking my gf for 4 hours. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Hose me
09-24-2010, 04:52 AM
Fuck! This is a crazy drug, it has turned me into a sex maniac. I have been fucking my gf for 4 hours. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Son: Dad, how was i born?
Dad: Well son, when a man loves a woman, and when a woman loves a man...
Son: Yeah?
Dad: Well, if you'll let me finish
Son: Sorry
Dad: Anyways...The man ventures into the 9th ward and picks up some bomb shard.
Son: whu-
Dad: The man proceeds to get down on it and have a 5 hour fuck session with the woman. I mean my dick has never been hard that long before! I fucked your mom in the ass then put in her mouth then i put it in my own ass then your mother simultaneously tossed my salad and sucked my dick.
Dad: Yeah, some pretty fucked up shit happened that night, but needless to say, i busted a god-load in your mom's cunt. And then 9 months later your mom queef'd you out.
Son: Cool!

chavo84
09-24-2010, 04:54 AM
over 30mg of methadone and I can't get a nut

Hose me
09-24-2010, 04:58 AM
over 30mg of methadone and I can't get a nut

Then you don't get a father/son story.

K-Cer
10-02-2010, 11:10 PM
I met this girl in the bar, her fucking sexy body has pushed me out of control. Fuck, I brought her home and fuck her all night long. When she took off her clothes, no fucking man can resist not to fuck her!! My housemate said I am fast becoming a playboy! Motherfucker!

sydneystreets
11-25-2010, 05:23 PM
Lol 12 hours is nothing, i know a guy who wanked for 48 hours straight on meth and he ended up with a huge growth on the end of his dick and had to be circumsised. I know another dude who fucked a watermelon when he was on it LOL. But yeh 12 hours is about the longest ive ever done, and i didnt feel good after believe me. My dick was swollen about 3 times its normal size and it was so swollen and puffy on the tip i couldnt even see my peehole, pissing was a mission. My right arm felt dislocated, my right hand was numb and i had no feeling in my fingers, legs cramped up etc.. Fukin horrible haha. Its fukin great wen ya wanking but then as soon as u blow and the gear wears off u just feel so dirty and wrong and depressed, haha duno bout u guys but i do anyway. But yeh this dude who went 48 hours has totally fucked up his sex drive becos of meth, he cant wank now unless hes on it, doesnt find sex appealing any more unless meth is in the picture hes really fucked himself over..

K-Cer
01-22-2011, 07:54 AM
Fucking high!
It it will be hours before it cum! Motherfucker!

Miluardo
01-22-2011, 07:57 AM
Lol. They should make a new poster in that campaign...


http://www.prostatehealthcures.com/wp-content/uploads/man_bed_masturbation_prostate_cancer.jpg
'Twelve hours of masturbating isn't normal.
But on meth it is.'

I work for the health unit and if you don't mind I'm gonna submit that as an idea. It doesn't fit into our current campaign but it's fuckin hilarious and possibly the most convincing argument compared to the other ones out there. The more the merrier too.. if you're gonna take a wild shot at getting people not to do meth, why not take as many as you can.?

Miluardo
01-22-2011, 07:58 AM
Wank sober. Feels good man. ;)

What forum are you a mod of? haha have you always been one and I'm just clueless?

K-Cer
01-22-2011, 09:37 AM
Miluardo,

Are you as high as us too? Enjoy man!

unstableasatable
01-22-2011, 10:24 AM
i heard it's bad to keep a stiff for more than 4 hours. but then again i heard it on zoklet soo?

Satyr
01-22-2011, 10:36 AM
I work for the health unit and if you don't mind I'm gonna submit that as an idea. It doesn't fit into our current campaign but it's fuckin hilarious and possibly the most convincing argument compared to the other ones out there. The more the merrier too.. if you're gonna take a wild shot at getting people not to do meth, why not take as many as you can.?

No I certainly don't mind. In fact, I think it would be awesome. :D
Let me know how it turns out. :thumbsup:

Miluardo
01-22-2011, 08:24 PM
No I certainly don't mind. In fact, I think it would be awesome. :D
Let me know how it turns out. :thumbsup:

yeeeah I'll submit the idea on monday :)

Soulless
01-28-2011, 08:50 PM
So here's a funny story. I was in Thailand the first time I dropped E. I had met up with a fuckbuddy of mine and we were hanging out and smoking some meth. Then we went to the discotek (the club) and dropped some REALLY good E (they were blue butterflies, I took just one). We danced for a bit, but I really wasn't feeling the E. So we decide to go back to her place, I eat another half of the E and we smoke some more meth. The next thing I know, I feel sick to my stomach and run to the bathroom and puked.

...and then I started rolling. It was amazing experience, I'd never tried it before, I was rolling and she was rolling (and tweaking) and she was horny and wanted to fuck. So she pulls off my pants and starts sucking me off, only to find a limp dick that she can't make hard. No matter what she does, she just can't get my dick up. "What the fuck?!", she says. I replied "sorry baby, I should've told you not to let me smoke that ice" (what they call meth in thailand). I'd smoked meth a couple times before and I should've known better, because every time I smoke that shit I can't get a hardon. But anyways, we were rolling all night and couldn't get my dick to work, so I just ate her out and she sucked my limp dick. Shit was sad.

Miluardo
01-29-2011, 12:03 AM
UPDATE: I got the go for the poster. Hopefully I'll have something to post soon.

dandyd032000
02-28-2011, 05:13 AM
i love jacking for hours and hours and hours when i'm high on meth; makes me feel so manly and i shoot the biggest loads; but it is true that it kills some of ur hard on.

dandyd032000
02-28-2011, 05:18 AM
i can whack it for 7-10 hours when i'm high; the orgasm when i'm done is always amazing; i love meth and i love how manly it makes me feel;

Compact
03-01-2011, 03:21 AM
UPDATE: I got the go for the poster. Hopefully I'll have something to post soon.
What ever happened with this?

Satyr
03-01-2011, 01:58 PM
Yeah, it's been a long time since I've seen this thread, but I'm curious as well. :p

Tarpu
03-04-2011, 06:30 AM
personally my longest was about 3 or 4 hours on meth.. and that was fuckin annoying.. anything longer then that i give up.. being on painkillers always takes way too long too

now i just play guitar for like 22 hours and then jack off a bunch whenever i wake up

cowtipper
03-04-2011, 06:52 AM
No guys I think I solved the problem to dick chaffing from masterbating too hard and getting scabs...

First wash area with axe as seen in commercials, gently stroke and massage while doing this, then turn up the water so the axe gets underneath the scab because it shoiuld expand...

Afterwards put cold water on dick while covering your balls...

The cold just cutts em right off and your left with some blood...

Do another axe application and no probs, dick solved...

Again this is only for the people who masterbate too hard, and it works best if you try this method a day or two since you last masturbated...

WHOOT WHOOT... Worked for me, and no I haven't waked off on meth and never plan on it... anyways the longest I have ever masturbated is like 12 minutes but my average is 2 of just hard as hell pumping no lotion, that's how I got scabs. I did however wash my hands before I jerked.

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry
03-04-2011, 07:09 AM
I have never gotten a scab on my dick, even from the longest and most intense fapping sessions. That's fucked up.

Wow, you got scabs from fapping for only 12 minutes? Something's wrong with your dick, man.

EDIT: Oh wow, you said it was from only two minutes of masturbating? I never use lotion when I jack off, and I've NEVER gotten a scab from masturbating. Calm the fuck down, kid.

cowtipper
03-04-2011, 07:24 AM
I have never gotten a scab on my dick, even from the longest and most intense fapping sessions. That's fucked up.

Wow, you got scabs from fapping for only 12 minutes? Something's wrong with your dick, man.

EDIT: Oh wow, you said it was from only two minutes of masturbating? I never use lotion when I jack off, and I've NEVER gotten a scab from masturbating. Calm the fuck down, kid.

DAMN man could this be something more serious, I've only had sex with two girls and I always wore protection... How does one get the clap???

alaskamatt
03-04-2011, 08:37 AM
So I'm extremely surprised that this thread is still active. So ive never gotten scabs on my dick... ever... and ive had some long sessions since ive posted this thread. Are your hands made of sandpaper? If not then im guessing you have some penis problems.

K-Cer
03-05-2011, 12:35 PM
Alaskamatt,

I will start to smoke now ... fuck!

dandyd032000
03-06-2011, 11:45 AM
Alaskamatt,

I will start to smoke now ... fuck!

Nothing like the pleasure of smoking and beating the cock

Yurpen
03-06-2011, 12:04 PM
Putting meth and masturbation in a sentence is in itself, a fail.

dandyd032000
03-06-2011, 12:12 PM
Putting meth and masturbation in a sentence is in itself, a fail.

I disagree. Jerking off while ur hitting the meth pipe is the most amazing fucking pleasure in ur dick

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry
03-06-2011, 12:12 PM
I disagree. Jerking off while ur hitting the meth pipe is the most amazing fucking pleasure in ur dick

There's already a topic about this, right on the front page. Merging this with that one.

dandyd032000
03-11-2011, 03:58 AM
i lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve beating the dick when i'm smoking meth; it's an 8-10-12 hr flog session many times; when i finally do shoot, the feeling is f- intense

K-Cer
03-12-2011, 08:37 AM
dandy,

How many times can u cum? I found that my second and third cums r fantastic. Fucking man! My cock is now hard as steel. Motherfucker!

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry
03-12-2011, 08:47 AM
What the fuck? This thread just got gay as fuck these last two posts.

What the fuck is wrong with you, K-Cer? Reading about some other dude jacking off on meth got your dick hard?

dandyd032000
03-12-2011, 09:27 PM
dandy,

How many times can u cum? I found that my second and third cums r fantastic. Fucking man! My cock is now hard as steel. Motherfucker!

i can shoot liquid prolly 3 times when i'm high; i can orgasm a total of prolly 7 after a full night of flogging it

stuckmojo
12-30-2012, 02:17 PM
i would like to add a whole day of mine was wasted on myfreecams.com thanks to that shit

Semiazas
12-30-2012, 05:48 PM
I used to get Molly dick every time. Last time I dropped a few cialis and everything worked fine.

psychomanthis
12-30-2012, 06:27 PM
i would like to add a whole day of mine was wasted on myfreecams.com thanks to that shit

I would like to add something my fellow mod p6867 said to a user the other day. Something which seems pertinent to the situation.

"If a thread is old, think to yourself, 'does the statement i'm about to make really need to be expressed? Has this conversation ended a long time ago?' If the answer is yes, feel free to not contribute."

Solid advice right there.

reggie_love
12-30-2012, 10:27 PM
At this point, I've seen so many threads about this that I'm convinced that all meth does is make it really hard to masturbate.

TruthWielder
12-30-2012, 10:36 PM
Smoke weed, chill, stop ruining your lives. Seriously guys.

I mean, be sober ideally but I know how you crazy fuckers are.

Oct
12-30-2012, 10:36 PM
It is possible to fuck on E but it takes A LOT of effort and even then you can't cum for hours. Despite being so small it doesn't half feel tingly down there, man i FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!