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AoxomoxoA
02-23-2009, 06:27 PM
They're highly unreliable pieces of shit. I try to buy acid from this piece of shit colombian at 20 a hit, two blots, and the fucker doesn't even come and ends up telling me he can't make it etc. Fuck, why are drug dealers even drug deales? They're lazy pieces of shit who munch off poor stoners like me who wait all fucking day to get high only to find out he(another dealer) ran out of weed. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. IT'S 80 FUCKING DOLLARS AND HE WON'T COME, LAZY PIECES OF SHIT. And they're all either colombians or stupid college stoners. Gah, fuck me.:mad:
Fuck, it must suck to be an heroin addict.
Struwwelpeter
02-23-2009, 06:31 PM
I see you were talking about LSD.
ArmsMerchant
02-23-2009, 06:32 PM
Solve your problem--quit doing drugs.
Or accept that fact that the life of a doper is filled with difficulties,a nd stop whining about it.
I started using and dealing in the sixties (quit a few years ago), BTW, only got busted once and did a little jail time. In my experience, as a rule, users and dealers tend to be on the same level, if you catch my drift.
AoxomoxoA
02-23-2009, 06:37 PM
Solve your problem--quit doing drugs.
Or accept that fact that the life of a doper is filled with difficulties,a nd stop whining about it.
I started using and dealing in the sixties (quit a few years ago), BTW, only got busted once and did a little jail time. In my experience, as a rule, users and dealers tend to be on the same level, if you catch my drift.
But they're lazy pieces of shit. They won't leave their couch for eight fucking bucks, fuck man.
Struwwelpeter
02-23-2009, 06:42 PM
Last night on MSN Greyfox told me he had a surprise for me. He turned on his webcam and revealed from his lap a small white sheet. I thought he was going to tie it around his neck as a bib but as he adorned it over his face I realized it was a Klan mask. Shocked, I then witnessed him tie a belt around his arm and put a BIC lighter to a rusty spoon. He then filled his syringe and slammed 600cc of heroin, and shouted at the moon. He then looked straight in to the camera for what felt like three minutes, used his cane to lower it slightly, only to reveal a 5-8 year old black boy sucking his nuts, which were covered in chocolate.
Psynthetic
02-23-2009, 06:49 PM
I used to sell drugs. If I respected the person, and cared about their business, I would be sure to get them their shit ASAP. However, if they were just some kidiot or someone I didn't really like, I may have been inclined to chill for a minute longer, have another beer or watch the rest of that TV show. You seem like the type of person whose happiness wouldn't have been much of a concern to me.
Plus, drug dealers are people too man. They have lives and schedules, appointments to make. You can't expect them to drop everything they're doing to come serve your ass every time.
And you're getting ripped at $20 a hit :p
Iehovah
02-23-2009, 06:50 PM
Last night on MSN Greyfox told me he had a surprise for me, he turned on his webcam and revealed from his lap a small white sheet. I thought the was going to tie it around his neck as a bib but as he adorned it over his face I realized it was a Klan mask. Shocked, I then witnessed him tie a belt around his arm and put a BIC lighter to a rusty spoon. He then filled his syringe and slammed 600cc of heroin, and shouted at the moon. He then looked straight in to the camera for what felt like three minutes, used his cane to lower it slightly, to reveal a 5-8 year old black boy sucking his nuts, which were covered in chocolate.
Then, to his ever-lasting horror, JFLC recognized that boy as his 7-year-old twin brother, Tyrone. His pedo-baiting blackmale antics will never give him the same pleasure again, as the money for his plastic surgery treatments now seems a terrible waste.
Struwwelpeter
02-23-2009, 06:56 PM
The secret is out. :(
Iehovah
02-23-2009, 06:59 PM
The secret is out. :(
And next, on Jerry Springer, young JFLC will be confronting his supplier, Ambient, in an emotional quest to find out just who his father really is.
ArmsMerchant
02-23-2009, 07:02 PM
Jim--thanks for not mentioning the emu.
That would have been REALLY embarrassing.
ArmsMerchant
02-23-2009, 07:04 PM
Getting back to topic--
"But they're lazy pieces of shit."
Like I said--like attracts like. Pehaps I failed to make myself clear, but trust I have now managed to ram my point home through the thick fog of your incomprehension.
Iehovah
02-23-2009, 07:06 PM
Getting back to topic--
Pehaps I failed to make myself clear, but trust I have now managed to ram my point home through the thick fog of your incomprehension.
Careful, you're going to arouse his... wrath, with that kind of talk.
Struwwelpeter
02-23-2009, 07:06 PM
Jim--thanks for not mentioning the emu.
That would have been REALLY embarrassing.
ba-dam cha
AoxomoxoA
02-23-2009, 07:08 PM
heh....
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