Halp! I just took 10 times too much fiber :(

[Pancake]

Fuck sakes,
OK so my mom was telling me to make sure I get a good amount of fiber in my diet.
So I go to the drug store and get this fiber supplement.
For some reason, I dunno maybe from looking at the label, I thought you just plunk in a heaping tablespoon in some water, stir, and drink.
So I did.
Then I read the instructions, and it says " Highly concentrated. Add 1/4 teaspoon to glass of water... "
Whaaat!
It's only been 15 minutes. Does anyone know whats gonna happen?
Will I dies?
Should I go to emergency?

[overmind]

Buy new underwear

[Biggie Smalls]

Sit on your toilet for the next few hours. :thumbsup:

[Pancake]

Im fuckin worried, because for breakfast I had baked beans and eggs and sausages... then for lunch I had the mother of all burritos from this Mexican resturaunt...
now this :(
ah fuggit, Imma gonna watch breaking bad now :mad:

[elf omg]

Induce vomiting.

[fallinghouse]

Congratulations, you now have super-powers.

[Pancake]

feelin some pretty bad cramps right now...

[Axiom]

10 times more :)poop:)...

[plorntstar]

you are going to shit up a fucking storm.

tell your mom to go shopping for a new toilet

[Morb]

http://i47.tinypic.com/2m5zeyf.jpg

WAY TO DIE #477: OVER-FIBERED

[Pancake]

oh man, serious butt-piss... no end in sight :(

[plorntstar]

you should drink some tobasco sauce too

just to make your shit as shitty as possible

lololoolols

[Pooka]

You're going to shit bricks.

[a giant pterodactyl]

feelin some pretty bad cramps right now...

PPPPGGGTTTTHHHHHH! you should go to the store and invest in some new underwear, the ones you are wearing are about to become very holey.

[beergoggles]

oh man, serious butt-piss... no end in sight :(

Yeah, I'm sure it went through your digestive system in that whole 20 minutes.

[a giant pterodactyl]

Yeah, I'm sure it went through your digestive system in that whole 20 minutes.

lol its coming out as an easy to push huge lump. ffrrraaaappp and your done. op may not be truthful.

[HuffRaid]

Yeah, I'm sure it went through your digestive system in that whole 20 minutes.

shutup.

considering its in a soluble powder, I wouldn't be suprised it didnt work earlier. think of what happens when you drink coffee, much less my super bowel destroying coffee. liquids go past that first spinchter alot faster than solids that need to be processed by your secondary preprocessor (stomach, mouth does the first job)

srsly...grab a good book cause you are going to be sitting on the toilet for awhile and will most likley be cleaning your colon (which is healthy although the manner in which you are doing it might harm you)

[SnowmanJoe]

it's gonna be a shit storm

[beergoggles]

shutup.

considering its in a soluble powder, I wouldn't be suprised it didnt work earlier. think of what happens when you drink coffee, much less my super bowel destroying coffee. liquids go past that first spinchter alot faster than solids that need to be processed by your secondary preprocessor (stomach, mouth does the first job)

srsly...grab a good book cause you are going to be sitting on the toilet for awhile and will most likley be cleaning your colon (which is healthy although the manner in which you are doing it might harm you)

When you drink coffee it's the caffeine that's causing the bowel movement. Fiber works as a vehicle for waste, and it does not work directly on the bowels.

If you're constipated and eat a bunch of fiber it's damn near pointless.

[Euda]

Congratulations, you now have super-powers.

A Supervillain is born.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2010/05/28/14173771.html

[Fuck the FBI]

reading this made me has to poo

[Pancake]

Update:
I am writing this from my Android phone in the hospital.
Things got so painful, I drove to emergency.
They pumped my stomach, and the doctor told me that if I didn't come to emergency I could have shat out my intestines :(
Currently I am reading a copy of Architectural Digest, waiting for a cute nurse to bring me my tasty hospital dinner.

[Axiom]

They pumped my stomach, and the doctor told me that if I didn't come to emergency I could have shat out my intestines :(

the doctor knows his shit...

[Pancake]

the doctor knows his shit...

pls dont joke about my serious brush with death :(

[a giant pterodactyl]

waiting for a cute nurse to bring me my tasty hospital dinner.

why, so you can just eat it and then overdose on fiber again and then have to get your stomach pumped AGAIN?!?

[Morb]

Seriously, though, when you take 10 times too much fiber, you want to immediately take 100 times too much. Gotta fight fire with fire.

[fallinghouse]

Ask for a sponge bath. Everyone knows that cute nurses are starved for attention.