I bought some yeast and sugar with my food stamps

[CrazyJoe]

Now I just need to go buy a gallon of distilled water. I may not be able to buy alcohol with my food stamps, or at all because I'm underage, but I can still buy all the necessary fixin's.

[beergoggles]

Makin' hooch. Your grandmother would be proud.

[Euda]

You sure showed them. They thought you'd be eating tonight.

[CrazyJoe]

You sure showed them. They thought you'd be eating tonight.

oh I already did dawg

[Axiom]

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[LSA King]

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[Morb]

Hmmm, a few curtains and this could be a really nice little ghetto thread.

[Fza]

Add some fruit or your prison hooch will taste like shit.

[Morb]

Add some fruit or your prison hooch will taste like shit.

Good advice. And don't shit in it, that'll make it taste even more like shit.

[Marijuanasaurus]

You sure showed them. They thought you'd be making bread tonight.

fixt.

[Fza]

Good advice. And don't shit in it, that'll make it taste even more like shit.

Rookie mistake.

[Aerogone]

You sure showed them. They thought you'd be eating tonight.

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[felonious_monk]

use apple juice instead of water tastes 100 times better

[i poop in your cereal]

Zoklet always has a way of making me feel better about myself.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Zoklet always has a way of making me feel better about myself.

:lol:

[CrazyJoe]

Add some fruit or your prison hooch will taste like shit.

I have blueberries, raspberries, and strawberries chillin' in my fridge

use apple juice instead of water tastes 100 times better

I'll keep that in mind.

[Shrike]

You do realise cider or whatever-the-fuck you're making takes like weeks to ferment.

[CrazyJoe]

You do realise cider or whatever-the-fuck you're making takes like weeks to ferment.

Time is all I've got dude.

[constantinople]

Make it as high proof as possible. Like 190.

[Fza]

Make it as high proof as possible. Like 190.

You'd need to distil.

[CrazyJoe]

You'd need to distil.

I'm gonna freeze distill it.

[felonious_monk]

I'm gonna freeze distill it.

Do you actually have a good way to do this? My friends tried it once, it didn't work. Also don't add fruit. Just mix some wine yeast with juice and add sugar but try and get juice with no preservatives. Look out for sorbate, it will mess up the yeast. A guy from the fermentation store told me this

[constantinople]

You'd need to distil.

One time at a bar there was a bottle of 190 proof rum, with no label, that they said had started off as 151, but they had some-how raised the proof without adding other alcohols to it. It also had a ton of sea-creatures and shit in it because..well, no germs could survive in a 190 proof bath. The only way you could order some was in a shot though.:o

Now how ya think they did that eh?

[beergoggles]

One time at a bar there was a bottle of 190 proof rum, with no label, that they said had started off as 151, but they had some-how raised the proof without adding other alcohols to it. It also had a ton of sea-creatures and shit in it because..well, no germs could survive in a 190 proof bath. The only way you could order some was in a shot though.:o

Now how ya think they did that eh?

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[constantinople]

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It's not. It was at the bar by the beach at the condos I was staying at in St. Thomas last summer.

[TwinkleTits]

Now I just need to go buy a gallon of distilled water. I may not be able to buy alcohol with my food stamps, or at all because I'm underage, but I can still buy all the necessary fixin's.

Make some prison style pruno. Fruit juice + ketchup + yeast. Doesn't get any cheaper than that.

[Euda]

If you add mint or basil leaves, in addition to the fruit, you'll find that it has three levels of flavour. Bad, fruity, and flavourful.