Roasting Zok!

[Paragon]

I don't really know anyone on this forum, except Zok. Thankfully, because everyone here knows him so well, and he's a TOTAL JERK, I can still participate in this sub-forum...

10 Reasons Why Zok is a Totally Pathetic Guy:

1. He spends 90% of his time online talking to "friends" and pretending to be important.
2. He is quite possibly the least athletic black man on the planet.
3. His high school girlfriend was obsessive, psychotic (or, in Zok's words, "Bat-Shit Crazy"), generally brain-dead, and not very attractive, yet SHE broke up with HIM!
4. He has gone to a Renaissance Fair.
5. Although he has beautiful eyes (I'll admit it!), he's still a generally ugly dude who desperately needs to hit the gym.
6. Despite wanting to be a great web-designer, Zok used the Wikipedia page layout for http://www.zoklet.net/index.php/Main_Page ...What a poser.
7. He listens to the Russian fake-lesbian "music" duo, Tatu.
8. He has never killed anyone or gotten a random girl pregnant (what a whimp!).
9. Back when we first met, Zok hung out with this kid named Adam, also known as our school's "smelly kid".
10. He can't do hapkido. I tried to teach him once, and he failed miserably.

Have your own Zok criticisms? Post away, and be relentless.

Note: I don't want to see any suck-up "Zok is awesome!" bullshit posts. This thread is only meant for roasting Zok until he cries.

[Dionysus]

Zok's user name is a pathetic 1 syllable :mad:

[slowdown]

He stole Jeff's server cats so Zok could have the community all to himself.

[Zok]

No, I broke up with HER over the phone on her birthday... I think she's still mad about that.

Either way, watch what you post - you're bordering on personal info here.

[slowdown]

Zok's avatar uses a cowboy hat to hide his bald spot.

[Euda]

1.) A guy once asked Zok for tips on how to seem gay and they had a 20 minute conversation on different ways that people normally make that mistake about Zok.
2.) Zok had/has the wackest shoes.
3.) Zok has refused to do handstands for years.
4.) Zok won't wear white socks. It's not a racial statement. It wouldn't kill you to wear white socks. :mad:

[Snoopy]

Zok? ya rite moar liek cok!

amirite or wut???????

[whimsi]

Zok can fuck your mom from space.

[illuminatikiller]

Is Zok black? I'm totally confused about that.

[Paragon]

No, I broke up with HER over the phone on her birthday... I think she's still mad about that.

Really!? That's not what she told me! Who should I believe? I mean, sure you're probably about a twenty or thirty times more trust worthy, but I like her version of the story so much more...

Either way, watch what you post - you're bordering on personal info here.

There you go being a pussy, Zok. I'm not going to tell anyone about your syphilis or anything like that. Your real name, real hair color, and real parents (you do know you're adopted, right?) are safe with me.

[Slave of the Beast]

Is Zok black? I'm totally confused about that.

I believe he's quarter cast.

[Kinkou]

IDK what to add. zok hasn't given me a good reason to hate him yet.

i'm sure i could find another way to make him cry though... without roasting him...... ;)

[IWD]

Zok is dating someone...

that smells!

[illuminatikiller]

I believe he's quarter cast.

That sounds legit after seeing his pic.

[Kinkou]

Zok is dating someone...

that smells!

that smells good :cool:

[Winter]

Zok is a nigger? Aww for fucks sakes. First Totse dies, now i have to use a wannabee site by a stupid coon?! Fuck. :facepalm:

[The English Gentleman]

Zok is a nigger? Aww for fucks sakes. First Totse dies, now i have to use a wannabee site by a stupid coon?! Fuck. :facepalm:

I am also shocked Zok is black, though I dont think it is a bad thing.

[illuminatikiller]

Zok is a nigger? Aww for fucks sakes. First Totse dies, now i have to use a wannabee site by a stupid coon?! Fuck. :facepalm:

Fuck you.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Zok has absolutely NO soul when it comes to the dance floor. And I beat him 1-on-1 on the basketball court last week.

[LSA King]

Meta sucked so much of Zok's cock he became a Super Moderator

[Fetus-Smasher]

Zok is soo bad at Skate, he tries to dominate spot-battles with FS pop-shovits and bs boardslides! Geez, I mean, common!

[Ford Prefect]

Zok uses TV dinner trays as his good china.

[slowdown]

Zok likes to eat at fancy restaurants, unfortunately for his woman, his dining experience is exclusive to the dumpster behind the resturant.

[Sybil]

Seeing as he's black...hasn't he been roasted enough...


ZINGGGG!!!!...

[Maitreya's Asassin]

FAIL/BAN

[Slave of the Beast]

Seeing as he's black...hasn't he been roasted enough...


ZINGGGG!!!!...

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/3/2008/03/smallish_ThatsRacist.gif

Although TBH he looks more caramelized than anything else.

[Euda]

Zok dreams in shades of pork.

[shopping cart for brains]

Wait, wait...

Where's this picture of Zok?

[Maitreya's Asassin]

I have one of him w/ Kinko's, but it can not be sent, since my cell was shut off. He looks like Meadows half black, half Jewish boyfriend on the 2001 season of the Soprano's.

[shopping cart for brains]

I have one of him w/ Kinko's, but it can not be sent, since my cell was shut off. He looks like Meadows half black, half Jewish boyfriend on the 2001 season of the Soprano's.

I fucking instantly cracked up.

That dude was a pussy, though.

[Slave of the Beast]

Wait, wait...

Where's this picture of Zok?

Here's one he's recently posted. (http://zok.zoklet.net/~zok/zok.jpg)

[Cathy McGee]

Here's one he's recently posted. (http://zok.zoklet.net/~zok/zok.jpg)

he looks like a sexy cat to me, but then again thats not that great of a pic.

and #4..i love the ren fest. thats not an applicable reason for zoks lameness.

[whimsi]

I want to mush his hair :|

[a giant pterodactyl]

ummm, let's see here.......okay...Zok? moar liek COK!


can you feel the flames?:facepalm:

[Yodabutter]

Ahahahhahahaha zok is a jigaboo.:eek:

[Zok]

I do beat my girlfriend now and again...

[Kinkou]

I do beat my girlfriend now and again...

:(

zok made fun of me for only using my right index finger to space bar, then he made me take a typing speed test so he could make me feel like a loser

[Zok]

:(

zok made fun of me for only using my right index finger to space bar, then he made me take a typing speed test so he could make me feel like a loser

You type bad and you should FEEL bad!!!

[Cathy McGee]

i use my thumb?

[7i8_Dago]

once, zok ate a WHOLE cake before his friends could say theres a stripper hiding in there.

once, zok kicked a football so fucking hard, it flew off, went back in time becuz it broke the very fabric of time and killed amelia earhart in her flight.

once, zok had sex in a trailor, some of his sperm got into the truck, and the baby is now known as optimus prime.

yeh.

[Uriah Heep]

:pissed_pirate:That pic makes him look like that kid from high school musical.....DOUCHE :pissed_pirate:

[7i8_Dago]

:pissed_pirate:That pic makes him look like that kid from high school musical.....DOUCHE :pissed_pirate:

corbine blu or some shit

[Knight of Blackness]

I do beat my girlfriend now and again...

Okay, I hate Zok cuz he's a girlbasher. I say roast him on both sides, slowly.

[-SpectraL]

Secrets:

Zok is a Totse sell-out, and also pissed on his friends.

[Kinkou]

You type bad and you should FEEL bad!!!

proof that zok is a jerk! :facepalm:

[jheit8]

zok's cok is so big it can be used to fuck horses.

[elsammo13]

No, I broke up with HER over the phone on her birthday... I think she's still mad about that.

Over the phone? What a wimp...

He's been having people spam totse2... It pisses me off

[dark_rider_666]

Hmm, i thought roasted coffee covered in chocolate were nice, i wonder what roated zok covered in chocolate would taste nice 3. His high school girlfriend was obsessive, psychotic (or, in Zok's words, "Bat-Shit Crazy"), generally brain-dead, and not very attractive, yet SHE broke up with HIM!, Well, mine threw a knife at her step dad, and SHE broke up with me. lol

[Euda]

He's a good guy, but someone needs to buy him a pack of white socks for Christmas. :)

[The English Gentleman]

He's a good guy, but someone needs to buy him a pack of white socks for Christmas. :)

He wears black socks while playing basketball:eek: (Zok, you and your homies will refer to this as B-ball), what a fashion crime...

[Fetus-Smasher]

Zok is sooooo bad at Ninja Gaiden Black, he thought the dragon sword was a type of nimpo!
Ahhhhahahaahahahaha

[Paragon]

Zok is sooooo bad at Ninja Gaiden Black, he thought the dragon sword was a type of nimpo!

Nice... How about this, though: Zok is so bad at Ninja Gaiden Black, he managed to get killed by one of Ayane's Kunai note daggers. Ha!

[PukeRat]

i say knock knock
zok say whos there
i say me ma
zok says me mahu

[PukeRat]

Zok is a nigger? Aww for fucks sakes. First Totse dies, now i have to use a wannabee site by a stupid coon?! Fuck. :facepalm:

Zok is a popolo wow didn't see that coming:confused:

[Rat_Bastard]

Zok? ya rite moar liek cok!

amirite or wut???????

Hehe..

Also, is that really you?