Kwinnie Bogan
06-12-2010, 06:26 AM
http://www.wd40.com.au/solvol/bar.php
This is the shit of which I speak. Fuck beauty products, they're for poofters.
This work just as well if not better - A bar of solvol is good for:
Removes grease, silicon, glues, and other industrial mess from your hands and body.
Exfoliates. Gets rid of old dead skin - which has the benefit that you can tan faster and more evenly while you break your back all day under the hot sun. Also does wonders for tidying up the skin around your heels and the rough patches on your elbows.
Exfoliation makes your skin healthy, and give you a slight 'glow' effect (not the Plutonium glow). Unless you use Agent Orange, that stuff's no good - a bit too harsh.
Softens your calloused manly hand down so they don't feel like strips of beef jerky on your missus's skin.
Using the corner of the bar, you can softly work at your nose to remove any blackheads and reduce pore size. Works remarkabley well - after a couple showers, you can go in with a nose of blackhead that look like a strawberry with seeds, and come out not even being able to tell if you have pores on your nose at all.
If you scrub at your nails with the edge and end parts of the bar, you can go a long way to removing raised ridges and dead skin around the cuticle on your fingernails.
If you work the head of your toothbrush againt the bar, then scrape up a little of the solvol to put onto the bristles, it works as a cutting and buffing compound on your teeth, making them shine as well as helping to remove the tell tale yellow stain from tobacco. Go easy though or you can get a little abrasive on your gums.
It will do all of that, and only cost you a little loose change. Fuck these jokers who pay out their dick-pleasuring arses for beauty products.
Solvol. It's the man's beauty product. And you won't look like a bender with it in your shower. If you're only interested in the skin cleaning and the exfoliation, any brand of Swarfega goes well.
This is the shit of which I speak. Fuck beauty products, they're for poofters.
This work just as well if not better - A bar of solvol is good for:
Removes grease, silicon, glues, and other industrial mess from your hands and body.
Exfoliates. Gets rid of old dead skin - which has the benefit that you can tan faster and more evenly while you break your back all day under the hot sun. Also does wonders for tidying up the skin around your heels and the rough patches on your elbows.
Exfoliation makes your skin healthy, and give you a slight 'glow' effect (not the Plutonium glow). Unless you use Agent Orange, that stuff's no good - a bit too harsh.
Softens your calloused manly hand down so they don't feel like strips of beef jerky on your missus's skin.
Using the corner of the bar, you can softly work at your nose to remove any blackheads and reduce pore size. Works remarkabley well - after a couple showers, you can go in with a nose of blackhead that look like a strawberry with seeds, and come out not even being able to tell if you have pores on your nose at all.
If you scrub at your nails with the edge and end parts of the bar, you can go a long way to removing raised ridges and dead skin around the cuticle on your fingernails.
If you work the head of your toothbrush againt the bar, then scrape up a little of the solvol to put onto the bristles, it works as a cutting and buffing compound on your teeth, making them shine as well as helping to remove the tell tale yellow stain from tobacco. Go easy though or you can get a little abrasive on your gums.
It will do all of that, and only cost you a little loose change. Fuck these jokers who pay out their dick-pleasuring arses for beauty products.
Solvol. It's the man's beauty product. And you won't look like a bender with it in your shower. If you're only interested in the skin cleaning and the exfoliation, any brand of Swarfega goes well.