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Yodabutter
02-24-2009, 11:03 PM
I am being serious here. My poop has been green for the last few days, what could be the cause and what does it mean?

Mutant Funk Drink
02-24-2009, 11:06 PM
I made a thread about this soon after &t was closed.

Have you been drinking anything that has purple dye in it? (i.e. grape crush, purple kool-aid, wylers grape) That was the cause behind my green poop. There are actually two dyes in purple drinks, red and blue. The red is digested normally, but the blue dye actually mixes with your bile to create a bright or deep green color.

Yodabutter
02-24-2009, 11:13 PM
Thanks

VVeathers
02-24-2009, 11:14 PM
I need to go and get as many purple dyed drinks as possible now, that sounds fucking awesome.

Uriah Heep
02-24-2009, 11:15 PM
i havent had green poop since i was a toddler, this explains it.

handicapabledrunk
02-24-2009, 11:22 PM
been eating spinich ?

poast-bortem!
02-25-2009, 12:13 AM
One time I ate a gallon jar of green olives.

Tried to fart and shit my pants. Very, very green.

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Yodabutter
02-25-2009, 12:16 AM
One time I ate a gallon jar of green olives.

Tried to fart and shit my pants. Very, very green.

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Thats what always gets me, the seemingly innocent fart that lets it all go.

Mutant Funk Drink
02-25-2009, 12:38 AM
One time I ate a gallon jar of green olives.

Tried to fart and shit my pants. Very, very green.

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That's really funny. Whenever something like that happens to me, I usually have greasy shit that makes it slip out easily and my pants become soaked with anal grease.

Yggdrasil
02-25-2009, 12:51 AM
That's really funny. Whenever something like that happens to me, I usually have greasy shit that makes it slip out easily and my pants become soaked with anal grease.

I was having a bowl of stew at the time I read this. Thanks a lot.

Anima Mundi
02-25-2009, 02:00 AM
I'm glad this was all resolved.