(Off-Topic Thread)

[ergoat]

Oh oh guys guys, you ever get the feeling that enlightenment is like Wally (Waldo for the yanks) but it's that one with all the fucking white and red stripes but they're missing a shoe or a hat or something?

Nah me neither. So I bought it for 80 baht (about $2.50) including rice.

[Dionysus]

I get the feeling that finding enlightenment is like trying to find an acid tab in a garbage bin full of feces.

[Headspin]

Just remember that feces was once some good tasting food. Somewhere down the line it turned to shit. Maybe it always was shit in disguise.

[ergoat]

This is now a very confusing metaphor, which is a metaphor itself.

[Dionysus]

Just remember that feces was once some good tasting food. Somewhere down the line it turned to shit. Maybe it always was shit in disguise.

I am willing to bet that 80% of feces are big macs and pesticide. The other 20% is what shit eating scat fetishist recycle to the circle of life.

[Headspin]

This is now a very confusing metaphor, which is a metaphor itself.
Watch out, your head may float off. :thumbsup:

I am willing to bet that 80% of feces are big macs and pesticide. The other 20% is what shit eating scat fetishist recycle to the circle of life.

Was thinking that as I wrote it. Sometimes I like to pretend the masses don't really exist and are just the television's way of telling me how not to be. Shit, I don't know if anything outside my room really exists right now.

[ergoat]

Watch out, your head may float off. :thumbsup:


Oh the only reason it's even here now is to pirate music. Long bus rides are looooong. Anyone who wants to chime in with some recommendations is welcome to. Think ambient, punk, post-rock, trip-hop, experimental, post-punk, somethingwithafairfewseederssoicandownloaditfast.

[Headspin]

Anything "Yes". Honestly I only really listen to classic rock and stuff people recommend to me.

I enjoy Yes because a good majority of their songs are longer than 5 minutes.

[Dionysus]

I don't give a shit either way anymore. It is all just linguistic masturbation. Metaphors are only any use when they take shape outside of language, and now that reality is slowly becoming more artificial is is just more linguistic sadomasochism.

[ergoat]

I don't give a shit either way anymore. It is all just linguistic masturbation. Metaphors are only any use when they take shape outside of language, and now that reality is slowly becoming more artificial is is just more linguistic sadomasochism.
Taste the whip, now bleeeed for me.

[Dionysus]

Taste the whip, now bleeeed for me.

Exactly! Learn to love and BEG for it!!!

[Nero]

You're assholes. How far up your collective asses are your heads? You actually think the random, insignificant, temporary assemblance of nothingness you call your "mind" has any real place in time, whether perceived or actual? You fags.

[Lanny]

You're assholes. How far up your collective asses are your heads? You actually think the random, insignificant, temporary assemblance of nothingness you call your "mind" has any real place in time, whether perceived or actual? You fags.

cough... angst cough...

[Nero]

i explained your fucking girlfriend last night

faggot

[Hydroponichronic]

i explained your fucking girlfriend last night
Oh, I get it, you're a troll. NVM then. Please go about your business as usual.

EDIT: Just found out you are Chi. WTF, dude, you were a good poster. What gives?

[iMagiNation]

Oh, I get it, you're a troll. NVM then. Please go about your business as usual.

EDIT: Just found out you are Chi. WTF, dude, you were a good poster. What gives?

zoklet is where the good posters go to die. it's like an elephant graveyard.

[Nero]

EDIT: Just found out you are Chi. WTF, dude, you were a good poster. What gives?

zoklet is where the good posters go to die. it's like an elephant graveyard.

I posted like that as Chi and none of you mentioned it.

[Lanny]

*unsubscribes

[Hydroponichronic]

I posted like that as Chi and none of you mentioned it.

No shit. Eh, I guess I just never noticed.

[Obbe]

Just found out you are Chi. WTF, dude, you were a good poster. What gives?

Although millions of kids who are just turning old enough to vote have grown up being barraged by silicon titties and double penetration, they’re still calling anyone they don’t like a “faggot”—and they still can’t read too good, you know?

I posted like that as Chi and none of you mentioned it.

"Waaaahhh, I'm whining and nobody is paying me any attention, need to kick it up a notch"

[Om Namah Shivaya]

Meh, being mean to him won't help him :\

[iMagiNation]

Meh, being mean to him won't help him :\

nothing will help him.

[Dog]

DUUNNNNNNNN

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWXU2mE4K6USPdWiJMAdn2KR1sfQH8w J2INES9NppuRB57aWNFAw

[Om Namah Shivaya]

nothing will help him.

I agree. That's why I try to ignore him. Most of the time at least xD

[Headspin]

Another thread ruined by bullshit.

[iMagiNation]

I agree. That's why I try to ignore him. Most of the time at least xD

You're retarded. You're all retarded.

[Headspin]

You're retarded. You're all retarded.

I agree. You're a retard. But guess what, I'm way more retarded than any of you can handle. :smug:

[Om Namah Shivaya]

You're retarded. You're all retarded.

I take that as a compliment.

[Martinsi]

more like youre homos

[Obbe]

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[Headspin]

YouTube - The Beatles - Happiness Is A Warm Gun

[Obbe]

5OFThORmR-s

[Obbe]

dG1JpC5jels

[Headspin]

YouTube - Metallica - One (Video)

What is Democracy? Its got something to do with young men killing each other I believe.
When it comes my turn, would you want me to go? For Democracy, any many would be willing to give his only begotten son...

I don't know whether I'm alive and dreaming or dead and remembering..
How can you tell what's real and what's a dream when you can't even tell when you're awake and when you're asleep?




http://deoxy.org/t_ppp.htm

Our present global crisis is more profound than any previous historical crises; hence our solutions must be equally drastic. I propose that we should adopt the plant as the organizational model for life in the twenty-first century, just as the computer seems to be the dominant mental/social model of the late twentieth century, and the steam engine was the guiding image of the nineteenth century.

This means reaching back in time to models that were successful fifteen thousand to twenty thousand years ago. When this is done it becomes possible to see plants as food, shelter, clothing, and sources of education and religion.

Reestablishing channels of direct communication with the planetary Other, the mind behind nature, through the use of hallucinogenic plants is the best hope for dissolving the steep walls of cultural inflexibility that appear to be channeling us toward true ruin. We need a new set of lenses to see our way into the world. When the medieval world shifted its worldview, secularized European society sought salvation in the revivifying of classical Greek and Roman approaches to law, philosophy, aesthetics, city planning, and agriculture. Our dilemma will cast us further back into time in search for models and answers.

The solution to much of modern malaise, including chemical dependencies and repressed psychoses and neuroses, os direct exposure to the authentic dimensions of risk represented by the experience of psychedelic plants. The pro-psychedelic plant position is clearly an anti-drug position. Drug dependencies are the result of habitual, unexamined, and obsessive behaviour; these are precisely the tendencies in our psychological makeup that the psychedelics mitigate. The plant hallucinogens dissolve habits and hold motivations up to inspection by a wider, less egocentric, and more grounded point of view within the individual. It is foolish to suggest that there is no risk, but it is equally uninformed to suggest that the risk is not worth taking. What is needed is experiential validation of a new guiding image, an overarching metaphor able to serve as the basis for a new model of society and the individual.

[Obbe]

n7DDTd_ZZIk

[Obbe]

-3_6CUkHFW4

[Nero]

I came, I saw, I conquered.

[Obbe]

I came in here just to be disgusted.

in that case ...

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[Obbe]

N1Bm241Rri4

[Headspin]

Obbe you know if you just post the youtube link it automatically embeds it in the new way?

YouTube - Yes - Heart of the Sunrise

[Obbe]

Yeah. I know.
: ]

[Headspin]

Had a feeling.

[Spacecase]

5OFThORmR-s

YES

[nshanin]

One reason some cannot communicate the truth with minimal distortion is because this would take away the free will of the listener to choose for themselves. If this issue is avoided though; that is, if the listener doesn't actively shut his/her ears bc/ of a feeling of infringement of free will; does the provider of the knowledge still have the right to effectively switch this trigger in the individual? Would all deserve this immediate inspiration or should the communicator act to first make the subject prepared? How much prior spiritual training and awareness is necessary for the inductee?

[Spacecase]

One reason some cannot communicate the truth with minimal distortion is because this would take away the free will of the listener to choose for themselves. If this issue is avoided though; that is, if the listener doesn't actively shut his/her ears bc/ of a feeling of infringement of free will; does the provider of the knowledge still have the right to effectively switch this trigger in the individual? Would all deserve this immediate inspiration or should the communicator act to first make the subject prepared? How much prior spiritual training and awareness is necessary for the inductee?

The more the provider of knowledge has tested his/her observations on the workings and flowings of this place and found them to be effective or ineffective; the more individuals shall pick up on the wave-lengths of thought associated with them, because those wave-lengths themselves have more momentum then the ones that are still being merely contemplated.

[Headspin]

And you are?

[Yurpen]

3 forums is all we need. They will be called Hurr, Durr and Hurr Durr

[Yurpen]

http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5188513/in-other-news-im-a-fucking-douche.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=matiasprats

[Obbe]

"Empire State of Mind"

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[Figure-8]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UjsXo9l6I8#t=1m48s

[Headspin]

o.O

[poast-bortem!]

Cool story bro.

*changes channel*

[ysr2096]

You quote yourself in your signature.

[The Greek]

You quote yourself in your signature.

lolol

[Dionysus]

You learn from things you experience? It is gems of profoundity like this that keep me coming back.

[Erorr]

Such profound revelations have been had today. This day, this information. It is the turning point in a new chapter of my life. From now on I'am a new man with insight that exceeded my past self. Skies look brighter, air cleaner. My mind.... a new. :eek:

[iMagiNation]

AIDS

[Captain Falcon]

Shotgun? What an annoying and modernist look at what really should be our phallic instruments. Everything in a man's life is the extension of his penis. Just think about it. Bongs, motorcycles, guitars, weapons, etc.

GTFO....
O WAIT, BANNED LOL

faghole

[General Butt.Naked]

OP is 16 and all is gun expertise comes from CS:S

sabot slugs, faggot.

[Captain Falcon]

OP is 16 and all is gun expertise comes from CS:S

sabot slugs, faggot.

Why you projecting yourself onto me, foo'?

Seems like accusing someone of what you're guilty of is a fad coming from Dexter.

[typedthiswithmytits]

captain falcon faggot extraordinaire

[Captain Falcon]

captain falcon faggot extraordinaire

TTWMT, manboob-wielder

[Captain Falcon]

I believe it happened with divine intervention

http://joe-miller.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/trollface-1f965e4.png

[Headspin]

Ya'll niggas postin' in a closed thread... oh wait, no you aint!

[Captain Falcon]

Because jews are fucking faggots!

[Mudokon Farmer]

faggat

[Mudokon Farmer]

:shit::shit:shit::crap::shit::shit:shit::crap::shi t::shit:shit::crap::shit::shit:shit::crap::shit::s hit:shit::crap:

[west]

Arms, can I get a reading please. Just a general one, feel free to add anything on career, realtionships, or w/e. Thank you, sir. Also, if you can PM me with it, it would be appreciated. If you need it(or remember it from previous ones) my birthday is 3/20/1987

[-SpectraL]

Arms, can I get a reading please. Just a general one, feel free to add anything on career, realtionships, or w/e. Thank you, sir. Also, if you can PM me with it, it would be appreciated. If you need it(or remember it from previous ones) my birthday is 3/20/1987If you want a reading you will have to follow the specified instructions for obtaining one.

I will help...

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=2605402&postcount=1254

[west]

If you want a reading you will have to follow the specified instructions for obtaining one.

I will help...

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=2605402&postcount=1254

Oh crap, forgive me for not looking more carefully and thank you for showing me that post.

[Lord hang man]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSS SSSMEEEEEERCHANT

I call on your mystical powers.

Please, hear my request.

[Thank Me!]

I would like a psychic reading

[Headspin]

Martinsi is banned and I no longer am taking him seriously, does anyone have a problem with this?

[007GoldenShower]

Are you fuckin brain dead?

[Captain Falcon]

Are you finally being dragged to the loony bin, where you belong?

[ArmsMerchant]

Are you finally being dragged to the loony bin, where you belong?

Thank you for the mean-spirited and off-topic bullshit remark--reminds me why I am leaving, not having to put up with egregious fucking assholes like this clown.

[ObscuredByClouds]

Thank you for the mean-spirited and off-topic bullshit remark--reminds me why I am leaving, not having to put up with egregious fucking assholes like this clown.

ignore them, you know how they like to do their thang on the innernets

[Captain Falcon]

Thank you for the mean-spirited and off-topic bullshit remark--reminds me why I am leaving, not having to put up with egregious fucking assholes like this clown.

http://www.007chan.org/mu/src/129309217922.jpg

Fuck off, psycho bitch. The internet'll be a better place without your psycho bitchin'z from the 40's.

Maybe your kids'll finally rise above their inherent genetically based retardation and dump your wrinkle dicked self into an old home or psyche ward where you'll eventually overdose on Aspirin because the Jesus in your head told you to. Dickshot.

[Charles Manson]

You create your own reality. If you wish to change to world, change yourself.


Cool shit.

[coolguy420]

Thank you for the mean-spirited and off-topic bullshit remark--reminds me why I am leaving, not having to put up with egregious fucking assholes like this clown.
You create your own reality. If you wish to change to world, change yourself.

:youmad:

[Arcade]

Just a few random thoughts I wanted to share, in no special order. . . . .

Be brave. Be brave enough to be kind.

Be strong. Be strong enough to be gentle.

Be fearless. You are a spiritual being in a physical world, so things may seem confusing. But your soul is immortal--nothing can hurt you.

You create your own reality. If you wish to change to world, change yourself.

If you would know peace, practice forgiveness. Above all, learn to forgive yourself, over and over again, not only for what you have done, but for being where and what you are.

If you would know happiness, practice generosity. If you have nothing material to give, give of your time or energy.

+

Thank you for the mean-spirited and off-topic bullshit remark--reminds me why I am leaving, not having to put up with egregious fucking assholes like this clown.

=

:lol:

[Cephalotus]

Just a few random thoughts I wanted to share, in no special order. . . . .

Be brave. Be brave enough to be kind.

Be strong. Be strong enough to be gentle.

Be fearless. You are a spiritual being in a physical world, so things may seem confusing. But your soul is immortal--nothing can hurt you.

You create your own reality. If you wish to change to world, change yourself.

If you would know peace, practice forgiveness. Above all, learn to forgive yourself, over and over again, not only for what you have done, but for being where and what you are.

If you would know happiness, practice generosity. If you have nothing material to give, give of your time or energy.

All common sense, albeit pretentiously worded common sense. I seriously don't know where you get off imparting this "advice" to people. If anybody actually learns anything new from what you've just written then they're clearly wet behind the ears, and I'd advise them to read the bible first before consulting charlatans like you.

Self important fuck, you'd be eaten alive in any self respecting outlet for serious religious and spiritual discussion. Big fish in a small pond, that's all you've ever been on totse/zoklet.