Death after 12 hour sex orgy earns 28 year old epic epitaph. [Archive]

slowdown

02-26-2009, 02:17 PM

A SEX-MAD Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.

The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.

But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police.

One of the women, named only as Alina, said: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”

I know this is The Sun still something to ponder. Death at 28 by sex crazed women. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2275504.ece)

Mullen

02-26-2009, 02:33 PM

Interesting story.. Wouldn't the guy encounter some troubles with friction after a few hours though?

personspersona

02-26-2009, 02:37 PM

Now that's an awesome way to die, truly epic.

bobapanbeers

02-26-2009, 02:38 PM

that's why god invented KY

slowdown

02-26-2009, 02:44 PM

that's why god invented KY

KY can only do so much. After 12 hours they all must have been red and swollen, if they did it right.

Agent 008

02-26-2009, 02:49 PM

Useless without pics.

AtrainV

02-26-2009, 02:51 PM

Two women is not an orgy. That's a threesome.

slowdown

02-26-2009, 02:55 PM

Two women is not an orgy. That's a threesome.

You should look at the definition again.

-*.inc

02-26-2009, 02:57 PM

wasn't an orgy more than four people?
That's what I always assumed.

slowdown

02-26-2009, 03:21 PM

wasn't an orgy more than four people?
That's what I always assumed.

Need help with that search? :(

Definitions of orgy on the Web:

* any act of immoderate indulgence; "an orgy of shopping"; "an emotional binge"; "a splurge of spending"
* secret rite in the cults of ancient Greek or Roman deities involving singing and dancing and drinking and sexual activity
* a wild gathering involving excessive drinking and promiscuity

It fits. He was on excessive amounts of something, they screwed all night, and its likely there were other drugs involved.

KillSwitch_J

02-26-2009, 04:13 PM

Now that's an awesome way to die, truly epic.

:facepalm:

No. Actually, that was very stupid way to die. No one needs to win an idiotic bet that bad. Plus. Had this fellow lived. He would have ruined his chances of ever having another erection again, as he would developed what is known as a "Priapism"which can lead to the following complications:

"Ischemic priapism can cause serious complications. The blood trapped in the penis is deprived of its oxygen supply and becomes toxic to tissues. When the erection lasts for more than fours hours, the oxygen-poor blood can begin to damage or destroy tissues in the penis. As a result, untreated priapism may cause:

* Erectile dysfunction, the inability of the penis to become or stay erect with sexual arousal
* Disfiguring of the penis".

Source:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/priapism/DS00873/DSECTION=causes
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/priapism/DS00873/DSECTION=complications

personspersona

02-26-2009, 04:58 PM

:facepalm:

No. Actually, that was very stupid way to die. No one needs to win an idiotic bet that bad. Plus. Had this fellow lived. He would have ruined his chances of ever having another erection again, as he would developed what is known as a "Priapism"which can lead to the following complications:

"Ischemic priapism can cause serious complications. The blood trapped in the penis is deprived of its oxygen supply and becomes toxic to tissues. When the erection lasts for more than fours hours, the oxygen-poor blood can begin to damage or destroy tissues in the penis. As a result, untreated priapism may cause:

* Erectile dysfunction, the inability of the penis to become or stay erect with sexual arousal
* Disfiguring of the penis".

Source:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/priapism/DS00873/DSECTION=causes
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/priapism/DS00873/DSECTION=complications

C'mon, nobody can't denie that death by sex isn't epic.

slowdown

02-26-2009, 05:23 PM

C'mon, nobody can't denie that death by sex isn't epic.

He needs to have an awesome epitaph for his tombstone.

KillSwitch_J

02-26-2009, 06:02 PM

C'mon, nobody can't denie that death by sex isn't epic.

While some find this extremely comical, there are others (especially his family members) that might not.

Carbonbased

02-26-2009, 06:14 PM

While some find this extremely comical, there are others (especially his family members) that might not.

Idk, if I was related to this guy I would tell chicks, "hay ya know that guy who satisfied those two chicks for 12 hours and then his heart exploded? Yea well he was my brother and those skills run in the family *grope*"

(´･ω･`)

02-26-2009, 06:54 PM

At least he'll have a nice £3,000 coffin.

*salutes*

LuKaZz420

02-26-2009, 06:58 PM

:facepalm:

No. Actually, that was very stupid way to die. No one needs to win an idiotic bet that bad. Plus. Had this fellow lived. He would have ruined his chances of ever having another erection again, as he would developed what is known as a "Priapism"which can lead to the following complications:

"Ischemic priapism can cause serious complications. The blood trapped in the penis is deprived of its oxygen supply and becomes toxic to tissues. When the erection lasts for more than fours hours, the oxygen-poor blood can begin to damage or destroy tissues in the penis. As a result, untreated priapism may cause:

* Erectile dysfunction, the inability of the penis to become or stay erect with sexual arousal
* Disfiguring of the penis".

Source:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/priapism/DS00873/DSECTION=causes
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/priapism/DS00873/DSECTION=complications

Shit that's scary back when I used to do fuck loads of speed I'm sure I've wanked for more than four hours straight, the pain always went away after a few days though.

slowdown

02-26-2009, 07:05 PM

At least he'll have a nice £3,000 coffin.

*salutes*

lol, :D Nice tie-in.

KillSwitch_J

02-26-2009, 07:07 PM

Shit that's scary back when I used to do fuck loads of speed I'm sure I've wanked for more than four hours straight, the pain always went away after a few days though.

Maybe you were one of the lucky ones, or you misjudged how long you were actually wanking.

ArmsMerchant

02-26-2009, 07:10 PM

Dfg

02-26-2009, 07:18 PM

haha, pwned in the most funny way imaginable.

KillSwitch_J

02-26-2009, 07:22 PM

"He needs to have an awesome epitaph for his tombstone."

How about "Here lies a moron who was kind enough to die before reproducing"?

Nah, that could cover a goodly percentage of members here. . . . .

IMHO,that epitaph could be used for a large portion of the human race Greyfox.:D

ArmsMerchant

02-26-2009, 07:31 PM

IMHO,that epitaph could be used for a large portion of the human race Greyfox.:D

Now that I think of it, the epitaph could apply to me, as I had a vasectomy and never had any offspring.

MINOR quibble about the "moron" part, though. . . . .

Agent 008

02-26-2009, 08:56 PM

Now that I think of it, the epitaph could apply to me, as I had a vasectomy and never had any offspring.

MINOR quibble about the "moron" part, though. . . . .

Why did you decide against having kids?

You sound like a smart guy, if anything. You could teach them a lot. Not to mention that seeing a couple of mini-you running around, enjoying the world for the first time sounds like fun. And you can experience everything again, through them. :)

Windows

02-26-2009, 09:37 PM

a bottle...god

Agent 008

02-26-2009, 09:39 PM

He should have had rest periods when he would use his fingers and/or mouth.

slm33d

02-27-2009, 12:09 PM

Awesome but yeah the whole penis disfiguring wouldn't be awesome.

slowdown

02-27-2009, 02:49 PM

Awesome but yeah the whole penis disfiguring wouldn't be awesome.

I doubt he cares at this point. He's probably still trying to decide if high fives in heaven are in order.

ArmsMerchant

02-27-2009, 06:08 PM

[QUOTE=Agent 008;186243]Why did you decide against having kids?

QUOTE]

I didn't think it would be worth the time or trouble--and I have yet to see any convincing evidence to the contrary.

Plus, I didn't think the world needed any more short, smart, near-sighted alcoholics.

Star Wars Fan

02-27-2009, 06:17 PM

that is a fucking AWESOME death

000

02-27-2009, 10:06 PM

"He needs to have an awesome epitaph for his tombstone."

How about "Here lies a moron who was kind enough to die before reproducing"?

Nah, that could cover a goodly percentage of members here. . . . .

How about "Feel free to use him as a tetherball pole"

slowdown

02-27-2009, 10:07 PM

"He needs to have an awesome epitaph for his tombstone."

How about "Here lies a moron who was kind enough to die before reproducing"?

Nah, that could cover a goodly percentage of members here. . . . .

You're assuming that the 12 hour romp did not result in an unfortunate fertilized egg. His little soldiers could still have lived on to complete the mission.

White Jesus

02-28-2009, 01:54 PM

A woman wanted to have sex for 12 hours
Now thats a story

a giant pterodactyl

02-28-2009, 02:14 PM

Maybe you were one of the lucky ones, or you misjudged how long you were actually wanking.

GOTCHA! lmao
+1 REP TO KILLSWITCH LULZ

SHARP

03-02-2009, 05:57 PM

Fuck, it's a better way to go, than by some random accident...

Come to think of it, that should be the new Viagra slogan...:D

Genesis93

03-02-2009, 06:06 PM

Two women is not an orgy. That's a threesome.

exactamundo

slowdown

03-02-2009, 06:58 PM

Fuck, it's a better way to go, than by some random accident...

Come to think of it, that should be the new Viagra slogan...:D

lol
Viagra: You wont stop until your heart explodes!

Nagasaki911

03-02-2009, 08:08 PM

Interesting story.. Wouldn't the guy encounter some troubles with friction after a few hours though?

That's what separates the men from the boys, those that can push through the pain and those that cry like a bitch

Windows

03-03-2009, 04:03 PM

That's what separates the men from the boys, those that can push through the pain and those that cry like a bitch

A penis can't stand more than 5 hours erection. I'm not kidding, see any Viagra warning.

slowdown

03-03-2009, 04:41 PM

A penis can't stand more than 5 hours erection. I'm not kidding, see any Viagra warning.

His stood for 12 hours.

IWD

03-04-2009, 09:01 PM

Shit that's scary back when I used to do fuck loads of speed I'm sure I've wanked for more than four hours straight, the pain always went away after a few days though.

Uhh. fuck man. Same here..:(