Radioactive paedophile escapes.

[Slave of the Beast]

At least the kiddies will have the advantage of seeing him glowing in the bushes. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1156265/Radioactive-paedophile-suspect-run-skipping-court.html)

Then again, like moths to a flame...

[Dfg]

Now that's something you hear about everyday. Radioactive Pedo lol.

[Jeff The Hunter]

ROFL, sounds like a good horror movie idea.

[i poop in your cereal]

A judge has issued a warrant for his arrest, warning police he could harm anyone he comes into contact with. Judge John Price said: 'Please warn officers that when he is arrested he might be radioactive. This is not a joke.'

This made me laugh hysterically.

[KillSwitch_J]

Now that's screwed up.

[master killer]

This made me laugh hysterically.

This.

[Slave of the Beast]

Maybe the local authorities should start issuing school children with Geiger counters.

Anything over 2 millirems and you're a pedo. :D

[jackketch]

It sounds like the Ready Brek Ad (only ancient Brits will understand).

Do you want your kids to glow in the dark?

EDIT: Once again Youtube comes to the rescue http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwlwn-dE2Jw

[reallystupidstuff]

I didnt know they came in radioactive...

[Mantikore]

"i hereby sentence you to half-life imprisonment"
/lamejoke

[SHARP]

That's some crazy shit right there, "radioactive pedophiles"...LMAO!:D