need help to annoy roommate

[ReD40]

so my roommate is on his laptop 24/7 and is alwayings playing shitty music while trying to sing along, and he refuses to sit any where except the living room while he does this. is there something i can do to disable to his speakers from working? or something else to cause his computer to not work properly? thank you for any input, im truely getting fed up with this kid ruining my highs and pissing me off

[Cegstar]

Play yours louder. Mutually agree to use headphones while in the common area.


Or else you could stick something in the headphone jack... such as putting headphones in and cutting the cord, making sure the one part is jammed inside. You could try using glue to keep it in, causing all music to be diverted to headphones that aren't there.

[ThunderDownUnder]

Rub a magnet against his hard drive

Short out the connection to his fan, so his laptop overheats and automatically shuts down

Saltwater on his speakers or keyboard

You could always make a floppy bomb as well, but I strongly doubt he has a floppy disk drive on his laptop.

[Equinox]

Or you could just turn his speakers off in control panel, you know. If he's computer illiterate, then he won't know what the fuck has happened. Then he'll either have to use headphones or take it to a repair shop and waste a hundred odd bucks :D

[1983]

Walk around naked eating cottage cheese... when he agrees to stop it with the music you agree to put cloths on.

Change his desktop picture to be 80 year old men or women and try to password encode it.

Encrypt all his music files if possible.

Eat corned beef for a few weeks take a shit on his laptop and close the screen on it.

Tap some fishing line to the bottom of his computer then run it to other things on his desk.

Just use some imagination.

Al

[a334jv2df]

sledgehammer would do it

[toraton]

This thread is stupid. Maybe try Bad Ideas next time? We aren't really about sabotage.

[bangbang]

Or you could just turn his speakers off in control panel, you know. If he's computer illiterate, then he won't know what the fuck has happened. Then he'll either have to use headphones or take it to a repair shop and waste a hundred odd bucks :D

Genius.

[ReD40]

This thread is stupid. Maybe try Bad Ideas next time? We aren't really about sabotage.

i should be more specific i think, im not trying to destroy his computer or anything, im just askin if theres a way to make his speakers not work or cause his laptop to not run as smoothly . i dont know a whole lot about computers, but is there a way to like disable his sound card or something?

[Mullen]

i should be more specific i think, im not trying to destroy his computer or anything, im just askin if theres a way to make his speakers not work or cause his laptop to not run as smoothly . i dont know a whole lot about computers, but is there a way to like disable his sound card or something?

control panel > system > hardware tab > device manager > sound, video, and game controllers > find sound card > right-click & disable