View Full Version : i hate my sister in law
08-16-2010, 01:30 AM
she says untrue and malicious things about me. any ideas to harm her?
08-16-2010, 01:33 AM
Pee in her butt
Sit on her face, while naked. Don't forget to film it.... :o
08-16-2010, 01:43 AM
Fuck her, hard. With some object. :thumbsup:
08-16-2010, 01:44 AM
And they say cocaine abuse erodes your septum!
08-16-2010, 03:12 AM
Kelly was a male name long before it was ever given to females.
08-16-2010, 11:23 AM
You can fuck with your brother.
08-16-2010, 11:27 AM
08-16-2010, 11:34 AM
Well it never hurts to Molotov everything.
Post pics of yourself and her and we'll work out if some girl-girl action is required before the molotoving.
08-16-2010, 08:12 PM
There are quite a few revenge threads, you should check them out for ideas.
I would like to ask, if I may, how much do you want to harm her? emotionally, or physically? Also if you could give details about her likes and dislikes, nothing too specific, but just enough to help brew up a steaming cup of vengeance suitable to her.
08-16-2010, 11:22 PM
Cut the brake line on her vehicle
Dredge her past or photoshop as well as her parent's home/other family's address would be preferable
If you really wanted to be a malicious cunt, start slipping strong doses of SSRIs into her food/drink/medicine/vitamins. It should throw her sex drive off, screw with her moods, and just make her a cluster fuck of insanity that will probably destroy the marriage.
Or if you wanted to be a royal cunt get her to write down previously stated incorrect and reputation damaging things, then sue the shit out of her for slander, irreparable damage to your reputation, and make sure to squeeze the life out of her in damages.
08-16-2010, 11:39 PM
Pierce her tongue with a flathead screwdriver into a table and then leave her there
Slash her nostrils
Hang her from the ceiling using fishing hooks
Make shallow cuts on every square inch of her body and then drip lime juice slowly as you squeeze the part you drip it on
Peel her face off with a sharp piece of wood and grind it into a bag of sea salt
Make a live podcast where you keep her drugged and malnourished in a pit for as long as you can get away with it
Tie her to a tree in bear-infested woods and smear honey all over her body
Get a double-edged steak knife with very few teeth per inch and stick it vertically between her ribs and start sawing
Scratch her eyes out... using your knuckles
Just start raping her and never stop
Tie her up and floss her teeth for her using razor wire
Make a giant frying pan with high sides so she can't escape and heat it up, and use butter so that she can't just stick in one spot, because that's no fun
Wear cleats and stomp all over her face and scream "NOW NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE YOU! HAHAHA"
Grind up anything you can find that looks inedible and/or dangerous or toxic and sprinkle it into her food
If you feel wasteful, inject her with a gram of liquid LSD
08-16-2010, 11:44 PM
Just find out her facebook password and fuck around with it, send sexual advances to a few guys, post up a Photoshopped nude picture, 'Like' a few polyamory support groups and change her status to something about a yeast infection.
08-17-2010, 12:23 AM
Ignore it and act like shit's great. Doing anything in retaliation will make you look bad. Whereas treating her like a best friend will make you look good.Your husband/brother will love you for it while being upset at her for being a bitch.
Thus ends Manipulative Mind Games 101, next class is going to cost :mad:
08-17-2010, 01:42 AM
You could kill her...
08-17-2010, 02:24 AM
Stimulate her clitoris.
08-17-2010, 07:29 AM
We need pics first, for all we know they're both 400lbs and have more hair than an orangutan on propecia.
08-17-2010, 10:03 AM
1. Take naked pics of her.
2. Post them on the internet (post them here first, then on Facebook)
08-17-2010, 10:20 AM
Hate her some more. That's all you'll ever do anyway.
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