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whocares123
08-27-2010, 03:21 AM
Yesterday she asked me to "save my sperm the next time I jack off in a dixie cup" so she can taste it, because apparently her little fucking WHORE friends at school were talking about what it tastes like and now she's curious if she'll like the taste. She is getting on my god damn nerves about it! Not only is it creepy, but it's getting annoying, every time I get up to go to the bathroom or something, she asks me "are you going to do it?"

I'm about ready to just go jack off in the cup already so she can get this obsession out of her head. I wonder if I could eat something like asparagus to make it taste really bad so she'll think twice before she goes to suck boys dicks. God public schools have gone to shit.

zuperxtreme
08-27-2010, 03:24 AM
inb4wincest

HampTheToker
08-27-2010, 03:25 AM
Exposo fail.

T.K. Baha
08-27-2010, 03:25 AM
Definitely give her some ipecac.

Cito
08-27-2010, 03:26 AM
wait till she's asleep like 4am sleep

coordinate it just right

slam your dick down her throat at the same time shoving a thumb up her ass



when she wakes up gurgling, yell "SWALLOW IT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP"

Zanick
08-27-2010, 03:26 AM
Just make sugar water or saline or some mix of a similar consistency to sperm but make sure it tastes fairly disgusting. Of course, you could just go the extra mile and tell her to suck your dick or no deal. In any case, you should probably post pics of your sister so we can tell you whether that would be a good idea.

007GoldenShower
08-27-2010, 03:28 AM
pic of sis

mr.poopypants
08-27-2010, 03:34 AM
GJ Brocoli.

Pics of sister.

Age of sister.

Tell her it's not fucking right, and that she better not suck a nigger dick to find out.

You should probably just fuck your sister anyways.

Winter
08-27-2010, 03:36 AM
I LOL'd so hard at the thread title. hahaha. Thanks for the laugh.

But seriously, post pics of your sister.:mad:

And of course you know damn well what you have to do. Stick it in her mouth and cum inside it. Simple as that man.

whocares123
08-27-2010, 03:39 AM
GJ Brocoli.

Pics of sister.

Age of sister.

Tell her it's not fucking right, and that she better not suck a nigger dick to find out.

You should probably just fuck your sister anyways.

she's almost 14. i'm not going to fuck her, jesus christ. and i'm not providing a pic either because...i wouldn't feel right. i posted one once months back..maybe it was even on totse, so if you didn't see what she looked like then, then oh well.

i do like the idea of making fake sperm for her to taste. maybe with some toothpaste...or just mayonnaise and a ridiculous amount of salt, watered down a bit.

johnplywd
08-27-2010, 03:43 AM
where she at? she can taste mine

L33tz
08-27-2010, 03:44 AM
Yesterday she asked me to "save my sperm the next time I jack off in a dixie cup" so she can taste it, because apparently her little fucking WHORE friends at school were talking about what it tastes like and now she's curious if she'll like the taste. She is getting on my god damn nerves about it! Not only is it creepy, but it's getting annoying, every time I get up to go to the bathroom or something, she asks me "are you going to do it?"

I'm about ready to just go jack off in the cup already so she can get this obsession out of her head. I wonder if I could eat something like asparagus to make it taste really bad so she'll think twice before she goes to suck boys dicks. God public schools have gone to shit.

if i were you this is what i would have focused on

Oral B
08-27-2010, 03:44 AM
delete

007GoldenShower
08-27-2010, 03:53 AM
No pics = Didn't happen


shit thread

Winter
08-27-2010, 03:55 AM
The truth:

Your sister is smoking hot and you want to fuck the shit out of her, but you never really had the urges to actually do it. However, after she asks you the question of what sperm tastes like, you get an instant boner and want to fuck her. Then you make this thread basically asking if its okay for you to cum inside her mouth.

Just do it man. If she is hot and she wants sperm, than give it to her.

Think about it this way...your sister is a slut or is about to become one. Why not be the first man...um...boy to break her in? Why the fuck would you make this thread in the first place if you didnt want to fuck her?

Oh, and post a pic of her!:mad:

SKUV
08-27-2010, 04:10 AM
God public schools have gone to shit.

She's 14 and you think this is a strange discussion? Come on... I don't mean all girls that age talk about what sperm tastes like, but since sex is going to be a topic that comes up fairly often, I'm sure this might come up too.

That's what I would say if this topic was serious. But since it's not, jizz in a cup, add sugar, and tell her most guys sperm doesn't taste that sweet. :thumbsup:

AdMech
08-27-2010, 04:15 AM
You've filled the void a certain exhibitionisto member left in my heart.

FoodStamps
08-27-2010, 04:37 AM
lulz

Mashleshmash
08-27-2010, 04:44 AM
:hrmph:

bleh
08-27-2010, 04:44 AM
The Bleh guide to making this awesome

1. jizz in dixie cup
2. put LSD in jizz cup

thendoftheline
08-27-2010, 04:51 AM
This has to be bullshit.. but I'll feed the troll.. tell your parents and then they'll lock her up and/or beat the retarded out of her. Maybe skip the whole part about you to save her further shame.

Mashleshmash
08-27-2010, 04:54 AM
This has to be bullshit.. but I'll feed the troll.. tell your parents and then they'll lock her up and/or beat the retarded out of her. Maybe skip the whole part about you to save her further shame.

Derp.

Arcade
08-27-2010, 04:56 AM
ya eat nothing but really nasty food, lots of asparagus and what not with really strong odors...so she'll never wanna suck cock when she gets older...creepy as shit tho that shes asking u....yall touch each other when u were little or what?

ergoat
08-27-2010, 05:52 AM
She's going to suck cock anyway you dumbarse, she'll just spit instead of swallowing.

SKUV
08-27-2010, 05:57 AM
Serious question, even though it will probably be answered with bullshit. I've heard plenty of times where a young girl is eager to please a guy so she offers to give a blowjob. Well, how come you never hear about young girls asking the guy to please them?

wolfmobster
08-27-2010, 06:01 AM
Let her taste it (yours should be best and most trusted grade), this is how most anxious lil sister start out wtf...

Syphilis
08-27-2010, 06:02 AM
She lies, she actually plans to get herself pregnant. 3 months later, she's going to tell you she's pregnant. What do you do then? Shit just got even more fucked up.

IcarusTheFool
08-27-2010, 06:06 AM
Serious question, even though it will probably be answered with bullshit. I've heard plenty of times where a young girl is eager to please a guy so she offers to give a blowjob. Well, how come you never hear about young girls asking the guy to please them?

Because she's insecure and is worried that her vajayjay is somehow ugly or weird.

SKUV
08-27-2010, 06:15 AM
Because she's insecure and is worried that her vajayjay is somehow ugly or weird.

Maybe so, but I wasn't referring to one specific girl.

Which reminds me of these girls I knew when I was 16, one was 13 and the other was 14. At some point I told them that I liked the idea of eating pussy, and they couldn't understand why I would want to do that, even though they knew why a guy would want a blowjob. I don't really think they were insecure either, so I don't know.

Metafire
08-27-2010, 06:34 AM
GJ Brocoli.

Pics of sister.

Age of sister.

Tell her it's not fucking right, and that she better not suck a nigger dick to find out.

You should probably just fuck your sister anyways.



http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/9965/jessica1w.jpg



Here you go

SKUV
08-27-2010, 06:37 AM
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/9965/jessica1w.jpg

Cute, but she would look better if she smiled more.

OmmEGGA
08-27-2010, 06:58 AM
This thread made my dick twitch a little...

reggie_love
08-27-2010, 07:11 AM
sfhWdsmd7IE

sAINT
08-27-2010, 07:12 AM
^ Havnt heard that song forever hahah

Vizier
08-27-2010, 07:14 AM
LOL, lil' blonde hoe.

sAINT
08-27-2010, 07:20 AM
I'd let her suck my cock.

black mamba
08-27-2010, 07:21 AM
this is what you can do, take a cigarette filter and put rubbing alcohol on it the cotton part melts and looks just like jizz. It will also more than likely taste like shit so she will stay far away from cock. End of story.

ScumBag
08-27-2010, 07:42 AM
GONE

iMagiNation
08-27-2010, 11:42 AM
Thread gave me a boner.

Agent 008
08-27-2010, 11:55 AM
but really what you shoudl do is sit her down and have a fucking talk with her about how to fucking act right.

Yeah, like this:

tjtZilCwoBk

Vox Ducis
08-27-2010, 12:02 PM
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/9965/jessica1w.jpg

Because of you, I...

4pXfHLUlZf4

Malice
08-27-2010, 12:04 PM
I have an erection.

Oh god, if I had been attracted to my sister and she was attracted to me I totally would have put it in her mouth.

I would definitely have sex with your sister.

virgil caine
08-27-2010, 12:06 PM
ill give her a taste :)

Vox Ducis
08-27-2010, 12:10 PM
It would be a good idea to make her taste your sperm because if she likes it, she'll ask for more.

Malice
08-27-2010, 12:43 PM
It is now one of my life goals to get into a scenario like this and fuck a young teenage girl.

Agent 008
08-27-2010, 01:06 PM
It is now one of my life goals to get into a scenario like this and fuck a young teenage girl.

Ha, what a coincidence - I had a friend that once said that!

He's in prison now.

Malice
08-27-2010, 01:07 PM
Not getting caught would be easy, just don't give her your real name or any other info that could be used to identify you and avoid the area she's in afterward.

iMagiNation
08-27-2010, 01:08 PM
Ha, what a coincidence - I had a friend that once said that!

He's in prison now.

Another reason to abolish the legal system. Young teen pussy FTFW. :grinblunt:

Legend
08-27-2010, 07:47 PM
It is now one of my life goals to get into a scenario like this and fuck a young teenage girl.

Plus one.

Lollygagger
08-27-2010, 08:06 PM
Tell her it tastes so much more rewarding if she works for it.

Retard Synrdome
08-27-2010, 08:24 PM
Could I interest you with some sperm samples?

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=132939

ScumBag
08-27-2010, 08:43 PM
GONE

888
08-27-2010, 08:54 PM
I'd fuckin FEED it to her...TAKE IT BITCH ! TAKE IT !!

No but seriously why would she ask her brother what sperm taste like ?

CoolStoryScrote
08-27-2010, 09:06 PM
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/9965/jessica1w.jpg
HOLY FUCK! If my sister was that hot, my family would have to deal with incest A LOT...fortunately for me my sister is a fatty

Agent 008
08-27-2010, 09:18 PM
I'd fuckin FEED it to her...TAKE IT BITCH ! TAKE IT !!

No but seriously why would she ask her brother what sperm taste like ?

It depends. Did she say "no incest" at the end of it? As in, "Hey brother, I wonder how sperm tastes, could you help me out? No incest." If she did, then it's cool, and she's just curious.

Otherwise, I would get suspicious.

TheDarkRodent
08-27-2010, 09:33 PM
Jack off in your Mom's mouth and then have your Mom snowball her.

JoePedo
08-28-2010, 07:45 PM
My little sister wants to know what sperm tastes like

Not anymore.

DJ Meaty Cheeks
08-28-2010, 07:47 PM
Is it that hard to find a donor? Your sister must be god awful ugly or something.

IWD
08-28-2010, 07:59 PM
Just piss in a bottle and say that's what it is.

mental retard
08-28-2010, 08:01 PM
i fapped

Jesus of Nazareth
08-28-2010, 08:37 PM
Throat fuck her

chuckNrambo
08-28-2010, 08:57 PM
LOL, great shit.


Bust in Dixie cup, sling it on her face.

Aim for eyes, take pic

:thumbsup:

boofstroke
08-28-2010, 09:54 PM
This thread is fucked up. WTF is wrong with people.

Lucifereus
08-28-2010, 10:05 PM
thread gave me a boner too

Doki66
08-28-2010, 10:08 PM
This thread is fucking stupid

SKUV
08-28-2010, 10:14 PM
This thread is fucked up. WTF is wrong with people.

I know right, here I was browsing on Zoklet, thinking it was nothing but a bunch of respectful people, and then I find this thread. You people should be ashamed of yourselves! :thumbsdown:

Yggdrasil
08-28-2010, 10:33 PM
This thread is fucked up. WTF is wrong with people.
Welcome to Zoklet there little buddy :)

On topic: Alright, I'll play along. I know a girl that looks almost exactly like your sister, OP (if that is your sister in the pic) and this girl I know is one ravenous whore. Dumb as fucking wood too. This girl I know's got/has had a couple of STD's too, some pretty nasty stuff. I bet your sister's getting railed on a bi-weekly basis, don't mind if she's wanting to dabble in a bit of wincest on the side :thumbsup:

bleh
08-28-2010, 10:46 PM
This thread is fucked up. WTF is wrong with people.

Whatever, boofstroke

Zanick
08-28-2010, 11:15 PM
His sister ain't bad looking. If she were really interested in sex, she'd be giving blowjobs out to her classmates, maybe for cash by now. But if you actually let her try it, whether it's real or not, she can still tell people that you let her taste your sperm. That's not something you want going around no matter what.

... On the other hand, if you do it for her, tell her she only gets to try it if she gets her friends to buy samples from you too.

Michael Scott
08-28-2010, 11:27 PM
This thread is false, your sister already knows what sperm tastes like, I showed her

adhesive tape
08-29-2010, 12:28 AM
PM your address, I'll send her a sample as long as you post a vid of her drinking it with you cheering "Chug, chug, chug!" in the background.

Exposo1
08-29-2010, 12:41 AM
http://roflcats.com/images/0219.jpg

CountBlah
08-29-2010, 01:35 AM
:lapastada:

Deadlock
08-29-2010, 01:50 AM
This thread is fucked up. WTF is wrong with people.

Yeah, it's threads like this that make Baby Jesus not only cry, but pray for the nukes to fall. :XD:

But on a less whimsical note, welcome to Zoklet, the most fucked up forum since &totse.

Edit: Okay OP, I had a joke here, but you might be serious so...

That's really sick dude. I think your little sister want's you to get into her pants. Don't do it.

Despite the whole 'wincest' meme, swimming in your own gene pool is just fucking nasty. I mean seriously, unless your highest aspiration in life is to appear as a guest on Jerry Springer, become a carnie, or end up in a state of Idiocracy, then just don't.

Suggest that your parents either send her to a shrink, or have a talk with her about 'personal space' and how she's fucking up.

Malice
08-29-2010, 02:25 AM
God the thought of a young teenage girl sucking on my cock trying to get me to orgasm is arousing.

Legend
08-29-2010, 03:23 AM
thread gave me a boner too

+1

God the thought of a young teenage girl sucking on my cock trying to get me to orgasm is arousing.

Now, more so.

monotoned
08-29-2010, 01:49 PM
fuck her. You might be lucky and get a genius baby.

Xlite
08-29-2010, 01:54 PM
Fuck her tight crack, but jizz in her mouth.

Ye don't want any freak clones of yer self.

Oh and take pics or somat so the rest of us can jizz aswell thar :grinblunt:

alex chilton
08-29-2010, 06:52 PM
that's it, i NEED to fuck a 14 yr old. preferrably your sister.

fuckbiscuit
08-30-2010, 01:59 AM
This thread makes me hard :(

Rocko
08-30-2010, 02:00 AM
Fuck her tight crack, but jizz in her mouth.

Ye don't want any freak clones of yer self.

Oh and take pics or somat so the rest of us can jizz aswell thar :grinblunt:

Not much else to say, really. Bring on the wincest. :grinblunt:

DrunkOnAluminium
08-31-2010, 02:30 AM
Ignore this post, I just accidently hit reply and didnt want to reach for the mouse

Unwanted Prostate Exam
08-31-2010, 02:51 AM
http://the-grayline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/free-candy-van.jpg
*screeching brakes*

Oh hey there, would you like some candy ?

BitterConflict
08-31-2010, 02:55 AM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/36/Coolguydis.JPG
-_-