View Full Version : Practical Methods for Manufacturing or Acquiring 50 Pounds of C-4
uiy23500
08-30-2010, 05:22 AM
I thanked shawtaroh for the two links places in my other post Leveling 1-10 City Blocks.
http://www.zoklet.net/totse/en/bad_i...g_boom/c4.html
totse archive link
http://www.zoklet.net/totse/en/bad_i...oom/index.html
But that's a library of info and it will take time to ingest. Though SWIM is sure he can find out how to make an equivalent non c-4 explosives, SWIM wants info now. There is no info there about making mass amounts of c-4. SWIM remembers a post on zoklet about making a few ounces with a ridiculously large amount of materials to produce the results. Is there a more practical way to manufacture 50 lbs. of c-4 without literally buying a 18 wheeler's load of supplies? How about buying it. Any sneaky ideas?
Edit: Or can some give the proper non illegal/non suspicious chemicals to by, what type of chemistry set/lab equipment to buy and step by step instructions for cooking it up?
A2L5C19F
08-30-2010, 02:17 PM
Yo Mamma!!! ; D:grinblunt:
uiy23500
08-30-2010, 02:35 PM
Is officer A2L5C19F trying to troll me again? (I don't know - he's on my ignore list). Or did he say something useful to the topic?
Cooldarkknick
08-30-2010, 08:39 PM
If you don't already know how to make it, you will probably end up blowing yourself up in the process. You aren't a Chemist. :rolleyes:
Corey
08-31-2010, 03:20 AM
what do you need it for?
shawtaroh
08-31-2010, 03:36 AM
here are some chemical equivalents ( im not sure what u need)
Chemical Name------------------HouseHold Name
acetic acid
vinegar
aluminum oxide
alumia
aluminum potassium sulfate
alum
aluminum sulfate
alum
ammonium hydroxide
ammonia
carbon carbonate
chalk
carbon tetrachloride
cleaning fluid
calcium hypochloride
bleaching powder
calcium oxide
lime
calcium sulfate
plaster of paris
carbonic acid
seltzer
ethylene dichloride
dutch fluid
ferric oxide
iron rust
glucose
corn syrup
graphite
pencil lead
hydrochloric acid
muriatic acid
hydrogen peroxide
peroxide
lead acetate
sugar of lead
lead tetrooxide
red lead
magesium silicate
talc
magesium sulfate
Epsom salts
naphthalene
mothballs
phenol
carbolic acid
potassium bicarbonate
cream of tarter
potassium chromium sulfate
chrome alum
potassium nitrate
saltpeter
sodium dioxide
sand
sodium bicarbonate
baking soda
sodium borate
borax
sodium carbonate
washing soda
sodium choride
salt
sodium hydroxide
lye
sodium silicate
water glass
sodium sulfate
glaubers' salt
sodium thiosulfate
photographers hypo
sulferic acid
battery acid
sucrose
cane sugar
zinc choride
tinner's fluid
just a chemist helping out another chemist
uiy23500
08-31-2010, 04:28 AM
what do you need it for?
SWIM says he thinks there may be a stable full of hogs trying to pick up his scent.
Are you just asking for an FBI visit or something? You're not special kid, the most that would happen is one official would visit you to give you a warning that would probably make you shit your pants, and that's only if they think you might do something that will annoy local law enforcement.
Just give up and do something constructive with your life. FAWK!
uiy23500
08-31-2010, 05:17 AM
here are some chemical equivalents ( im not sure what u need)
Chemical Name------------------HouseHold Name...
just a chemist helping out another chemist
I'm no chemist. I did not foresee this BS my friend SWIM is going through and I specialized in business. I would have made an excellent scientist or engineer however and it was a tough decision to choose business. If you can give me the step by step instructions including what to buy in terms of beakers, chemicals and exactly what to do it would be greatly appreciated by SWIM. You can PM me if you don't want it available to everyone. Exactly what SWIM wants info on how to do is to make 50 pounds of c-4 at home just for educations purposes.
To whom it may concern: Don't try to trick SWIM into blowing himself up because he only wants the info for educational purposes. And if he was going to make it, he would have enough brains to will make a few micro grams first and lookup storage and handling info independently.
A2L5C19F
08-31-2010, 11:59 AM
uiy23500; Yo Mamma!!! ; D:grinblunt:
tariel
08-31-2010, 12:11 PM
First, figure out how to make RDX, the main explosive component of C4.
All C4 is is a mix of RDX and plasticisers/binders to make it easier to handle and mould(say to a window frame for taking the whole window out).
Either way, 50 pounds won't destroy 10 city blocks, unless you were able to drill the supporting columns of each building and then i don't think it would cut it. Just look at the Oklahoma City bombing. Yeah it did pretty significant damage to the ATF and surrounding buildings, but he used over 4000 pounds of a mix of ANFO and ANNM to achieve that.
Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland
08-31-2010, 12:28 PM
You can't go wrong with bleach and ammonia... Just make sure you mix it by hand.
shawtaroh
08-31-2010, 12:41 PM
yo u get my last pm? cause my internets kinda fuced
uiy23500
08-31-2010, 02:02 PM
First, figure out how to make RDX, the main explosive component of C4.
All C4 is is a mix of RDX and plasticisers/binders to make it easier to handle and mould(say to a window frame for taking the whole window out).
Either way, 50 pounds won't destroy 10 city blocks, unless you were able to drill the supporting columns of each building and then i don't think it would cut it. Just look at the Oklahoma City bombing. Yeah it did pretty significant damage to the ATF and surrounding buildings, but he used over 4000 pounds of a mix of ANFO and ANNM to achieve that.
Thanks. What about 1/4th of a city block?
tariel
08-31-2010, 06:52 PM
Thanks. What about 1/4th of a city block?
That might be acheiveable with a large truck bomb in the right place, but is not reliable. Take a look at the aftermath of some cities in world war 2. Despite sustained aerial bombing, the shells of many buildings still remained.
Also, C4 is way out of your reach. The fact you didn't even mention a detonator means you probably don't know how it works. There's not much point making 50 pounds of HE with no way of initiating it.
uiy23500
09-01-2010, 05:44 AM
Also, C4 is way out of your reach. The fact you didn't even mention a detonator means you probably don't know how it works. There's not much point making 50 pounds of HE with no way of initiating it.
Someone told me about the blasting caps already and I sure I can find a lot of online material about making blasting caps. It should be a minor task to ascertain or improvise one of these compared to the c-4.
Someone told me about the blasting caps already and I sure I can find a lot of online material about making blasting caps. It should be a minor task to ascertain or improvise one of these compared to the c-4.
Since you are searching all of this stuff online, what makes you think you would be able to get away with actually doing it when your stuff is probably traceable?
uiy23500
09-01-2010, 05:51 AM
Since you are searching all of this stuff online, what makes you think you would be able to get away with actually doing it when your stuff is probably traceable?
Because I have a very big brain. All the people insulting my intelligence by telling me the risks and flaws they detected in many of my posts I have made into fools or at least shown them I was many steps ahead of them already. Neither me nor SWIM is planing to put any of this info into action. It's just for educational purposes. But if the case were otherwise, I would not mention everything here and screw it up but just know that Mr. Big Brain would have it all covered.
Because I have a very big brain. All the people insulting my intelligence by telling me the risks and flaws they detected in many of my post I have made into fools or at least shown them I was many steps ahead of them already. I will not mention everything here and screw it up but just know that Mr. Big Brain has it all covered.
Whatever you say, Mr. Thick Skull.......
Firemind
09-01-2010, 06:05 AM
Are you just asking for an FBI visit or something? You're not special kid, the most that would happen is one official would visit you to give you a warning that would probably make you shit your pants, and that's only if they think you might do something that will annoy local law enforcement.
Just give up and do something constructive with your life. FAWK!
You know law enforcement is so corrupt now, they want that sort of shit to happen.
uiy23500
09-01-2010, 06:10 AM
Whatever you say, Mr. Thick Skull.......
Sorry I made you feel so inferior average dude. I did not mean to. Go smoke some more pot and you can forget how dumbfuck average you are.
Bong McPuffin
09-01-2010, 06:22 AM
The best explosive recipe is in the movie Fight Club.
Mix equal parts frozen orange juice concentrate and gasoline.
It really works, and it makes EXPLODING NAPALM!
uiy23500
09-01-2010, 06:29 AM
The best explosive recipe is in the movie Fight Club.
Mix equal parts frozen orange juice concentrate and gasoline.
It really works, and it makes EXPLODING NAPALM!
Are you really serious!? If so I'll do some Googling to confirm and maybe experiment with a little gas and orange juice. But forgive me, this sounds like it could be a joke. I only replied to ask more because someone already told me to watch Fight Club.
tariel
09-01-2010, 01:20 PM
Someone told me about the blasting caps already and I sure I can find a lot of online material about making blasting caps. It should be a minor task to ascertain or improvise one of these compared to the c-4.
Knowing you need them and making/aquiring them is a big difference. If you are making your own, you will be dealing with primaries that are much more sensitive to shock and friction then C4, and would not be that reliable.
Even Timothy McVeigh stole his caps from a quarry.
Bong McPuffin
09-01-2010, 06:52 PM
Are you really serious!? If so I'll do some Googling to confirm and maybe experiment with a little gas and orange juice. But forgive me, this sounds like it could be a joke. I only replied to ask more because someone already told me to watch Fight Club.
Of course it works!
Why would they put fake information into a big Hollywood movie?
L33tz
09-01-2010, 07:38 PM
ur copied your links wrong
NamelessNom4d
09-01-2010, 07:47 PM
The best explosive recipe is in the movie Fight Club.
Mix equal parts frozen orange juice concentrate and gasoline.
It really works, and it makes EXPLODING NAPALM!
Well in that movie he adds nitric acid to soap to nitrate the fats in soap. All you have to do to make explosives is nitrate hydrocarbons really, hence TNT (trinitrotoluene)
Bong McPuffin
09-01-2010, 07:52 PM
Well in that movie he adds nitric acid to soap to nitrate the fats in soap. All you have to do to make explosives is nitrate hydrocarbons really, hence TNT (trinitrotoluene)
Lol I know how explosives work, I was just trying to give this kid harmless useless info so he doesn't blow his hand off, or blow up a school.
Exploding napalm... :XD: ... why would jellied gasoline EXPLODE? Gasoline only explodes when its in a fairly fine mist sprayed out of an atomizer of some kind (like out of a fuel-injector, or a spray-can).
The fat-rendering scene was actually half-way accurate, at least more so than orange-juice + gas = napalm.
Jesus Stamos
09-01-2010, 08:06 PM
Uiy23500 sounds about like he's about 13. At least with the understanding of physics and explosive compounds he shows.
A2L5C19F
09-01-2010, 08:59 PM
Fuck you uiy23500 you faggot making bombs and killing innocent people. I fucking hope the police nail you for 30-50 years where you can talk all about it o your loser jail buddies. Fucking retard get a job.
tariel
09-02-2010, 08:03 AM
making bombs and killing innocent people
He will probably remove himself from the gene pool way before he gets that far.
uiy23500
09-02-2010, 08:07 AM
Uiy23500 sounds about like he's about 13. At least with the understanding of physics and explosive compounds he shows.
You're the one who sounds like a 13 year old confusing chemistry with physics. I self-educated myself in theoretical physics and super string theory. I have very limited knowledge of chemistry however. When you go to college you only want to spend 4 years there, not 16, and I chose business so fuck off!
TCO420
09-02-2010, 08:28 AM
OP is an iraqy fag
uiy23500
09-02-2010, 08:30 AM
He will probably remove himself from the gene pool way before he gets that far.
Meeting too many dumbfuck troll pieces of shit like you in BI can make a genius lose all respect for human life.
uiy23500
09-02-2010, 08:33 AM
OP is an iraqy fag
You spelled your name wrong! It's spelled TACO you stupid Mexican!
TCO420
09-02-2010, 08:44 AM
You spelled your name wrong! It's spelled TACO you stupid Mexican!
Hahah, you're telling me i spelled my name wrong? look at your faggy ass one, stupid motherbitch.
Bong McPuffin
09-02-2010, 09:12 AM
Meeting too many dumbfuck troll pieces of shit like you in BI can make a genius lose all respect for human life.
You aren't a genius if you think orange juice concentrate and gasoline = napalm...
Also, my theory is, if you were really a genius, shouldn't you be off somewhere making something useful like new drugs for us to all do? Solving the worlds energy crisis? Fixing our economy? Convincing people that STILL can't believe its not butter that its NOT FUCKING BUTTER?
uiy23500
09-02-2010, 09:17 AM
What if SWIM goes to a college and buys/steals a copy of "Chemistry 101"? Would that teach him how to cook up just about any chemical just by looking at the formula form it's molecular structure? Or would it be like leaning to play the piano: You have to practice like hell every piece you want to learn even if you already know to to "play the piano" (unless you're some kind of Rainman weirdo)? How long would it take to self educated one's self as an armature chemist?
uiy23500
09-02-2010, 09:58 AM
You aren't a genius if you think orange juice concentrate and gasoline = napalm...
Also, my theory is, if you were really a genius, shouldn't you be off somewhere making something useful like new drugs for us to all do? Solving the worlds energy crisis? Fixing our economy? Convincing people that STILL can't believe its not butter that its NOT FUCKING BUTTER?
Bong McPuffin MC = The prefix available only on the last name of stupid country folk. My genius does not consist of knowing everything. It consists of creativity - not what I know, but what I can do with what I know. But here’s something you did not know: The every crisis has already been solved long ago by Tesla. However, the government did not want to implement his free energy system and have people stop paying them billion of dollars for electricity. Because you did not know that, according to the white trash American tradition, I here by declare you to be Stupid! I know a lot of things most people don’t know and many things no one else at all knows. But I tend to share freely and hope people will help me when they can supply something I don’t have. But not anymore. From now on I’ll keep all my knowledge and problem solving solutions capabilities to myself and consider anyone that does not know what I know or cannot do what I can to be stupid. This is the white trash meatheaded American way. I don’t talk to stupid country folk. You’re blocked. It’s started people, don’t troll after I just blocked someone = automatic block. I used to believe in white supremacy until I met so much white trash on zoklet.
Bong McPuffin
09-02-2010, 11:08 AM
Bong McPuffin MC = The prefix available only on the last name of stupid country folk. My genius does not consist of knowing everything. It consists of creativity - not what I know, but what I can do with what I know. But here’s something you did not know: The every crisis has already been solved long ago by Tesla. However, the government did not want to implement his free energy system and have people stop paying them billion of dollars for electricity. Because you did not know that, according to the white trash American tradition, I here by declare you to be Stupid! I know a lot of things most people don’t know and many things no one else at all knows. But I tend to share freely and hope people will help me when they can supply something I don’t have. But not anymore. From now on I’ll keep all my knowledge and problem solving solutions capabilities to myself and consider anyone that does not know what I know or cannot do what I can to be stupid. This is the white trash meatheaded American way. I don’t talk to stupid country folk. You’re blocked. It’s started people, don’t troll after I just blocked someone = automatic block. I used to believe in white supremacy until I met so much white trash on zoklet.
Actually I've forgotten more about Tesla and his works than you'll ever know.
Thanks for playing the guess-what-I-know game, but you failed miserably.
Also, knowing about a genius does not make you a genius... I know a lot of geniuses that are truly gifted people. You are not one of these people. If you want to see a true genius on this board, go look through some of JoePedo's chemistry threads. THAT is a genius/prodigy.
In all reality, you are a genius in the same way that Peggy Hill is a genius... self-proclaimed.
Jesus Stamos
09-02-2010, 01:51 PM
You're the one who sounds like a 13 year old confusing chemistry with physics. I self-educated myself in theoretical physics and super string theory. I have very limited knowledge of chemistry however. When you go to college you only want to spend 4 years there, not 16, and I chose business so fuck off!
I'm not confusing anything you "self-educated super genius". You're the one who thinks he can level city blocks with 50 pounds of c4, which pertains to physics. Retard. Also lol at teaching yourself super string theory.
tariel
09-03-2010, 09:51 AM
Meeting too many dumbfuck troll pieces of shit like you in BI can make a genius lose all respect for human life.
Explain how i'm a dumbfuck troll.
You think you can make napalm from OJ and petrol.
Dumbass.
tariel
09-03-2010, 06:43 PM
Ha, good luck with that you dumb fuck.
I'm white.
Jesus Stamos
09-03-2010, 06:53 PM
Sweet I'm on an ignore list, that means I did my job well. Prove someones a retarded 13 year old get ignored, boo hoo. Someone quote this so retard boy can still see it. It'll be lulzy.
anonymous345
09-03-2010, 07:05 PM
Dear UIY:
http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/cry_some_more_icon387.jpg
also
Sweet I'm on an ignore list, that means I did my job well. Prove someones a retarded 13 year old get ignored, boo hoo. Someone quote this so retard boy can still see it. It'll be lulzy.
Also, UIY, if you say you ignored this post before reading the rest of it, you're a liar.
Cammie
09-03-2010, 07:22 PM
I thanked shawtaroh for the two links places in my other post Leveling 1-10 City Blocks.
I'm no chemist.
This is going to be beautiful.
Jesus Stamos
09-03-2010, 07:34 PM
Dear UIY:
http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/cry_some_more_icon387.jpg
also
Also, UIY, if you say you ignored this post before reading the rest of it, you're a liar.
Thanks for quoteing me I dunno if it still shows quoted posts but I hope so. Then again I don't know because I don't put people on an ignore list because I'm not a whiney bitch that can't take critisisim.
Infernus
09-03-2010, 08:01 PM
*sigh*
Hexamine Fuel Tablets + Nitric Acid
Lolkthxbai
Fyi, to light c4, yoou simply light it on fire.
Done.
Finished.
Noone Correct Me.
Twin Gats
09-03-2010, 08:03 PM
i always know its you who posts these retarded threads before i even click them
Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland
09-04-2010, 07:03 AM
You're either the most committed troll I've ever seen, or your parents won the 'who can feed their infant son the most lead-based paint chips' competition all those years ago.
Fractals
09-04-2010, 07:12 AM
micro grams
lulz...
you do know we have both a chemistry forum and a pyrotechnic forum?
Fractals
09-04-2010, 07:25 AM
theoretical physics and super string theory
:o:o:o
I doubt you've been to college, but you would be a business major, based on your posts. :rolleyes: The fact that you're actually bragging about majoring in business really makes it sound like you're lying.
komokazi
09-04-2010, 04:15 PM
Meeting too many dumbfuck troll pieces of shit like you in BI can make a genius lose all respect for human life.
If you honestly believe that you are a genius... I won't even finish that thought. You already demonstrated to us your fallible logic in respect to your unintelligible content of your posts, which include the insulting of other forum members (you wouldn't waste your time with such bullshit) and the fact you came here to inquire about the manufacture and utilization of HE. If you possessed half of the intellectual capacity you claim, we wouldn't be seeing you posting in this forum, as I'm willing to bet most of the regulars in BI wouldn't know jack shit about the manufacture of HE (adequately, anyway) and actually provide you with legitimate information pertaining to the subject at hand. You also wouldn't be asking for a fucking step-by-step tutorial. You've gone about this with reckless abandon, and you're true intelligence is thus reflected.
I'll help you out: Anarchist Cookbook.
Enjoy. That'll run you 'bout tree fiddy.
Jesus of Nazareth
09-04-2010, 04:18 PM
Get a shitty van or boxtruck off craigslist in another city. Fill that shit up with anfo, make some nitroglycerin to get the boom going and use some firecrackers for detonaters.
It's dangerous as fuck but your dumbass wont be capable of creating a stable HE like c4
Irukanji
09-04-2010, 04:19 PM
lol this guy again.
Get 44/55 gallon drum of ammonium nitrate, fertilise some opium poppies, ??????, profit.
Also, this will never happen.
Jesus of Nazareth
09-04-2010, 04:21 PM
lol this guy again.
Get 44/55 gallon drum of ammonium nitrate, fertilise some opium poppies, ??????, profit.
Also, this will never happen.
Sadly yes.
Doki66
09-04-2010, 04:39 PM
I thanked shawtaroh for the two links places in my other post Leveling 1-10 City Blocks.
http://www.zoklet.net/totse/en/bad_i...g_boom/c4.html
totse archive link
http://www.zoklet.net/totse/en/bad_i...oom/index.html
But that's a library of info and it will take time to ingest. Though SWIM is sure he can find out how to make an equivalent non c-4 explosives, SWIM wants info now. There is no info there about making mass amounts of c-4. SWIM remembers a post on zoklet about making a few ounces with a ridiculously large amount of materials to produce the results. Is there a more practical way to manufacture 50 lbs. of c-4 without literally buying a 18 wheeler's load of supplies? How about buying it. Any sneaky ideas?
Edit: Or can some give the proper non illegal/non suspicious chemicals to by, what type of chemistry set/lab equipment to buy and step by step instructions for cooking it up?
Damn what a fucking sketchy topic to be discussing, lol fuck this shit.
Jesus of Nazareth
09-04-2010, 04:44 PM
I know some ex-SF dudes that run a SWAT training company, you could knock off one of those businesses and I'm sure you'd find some goodies
tariel
09-04-2010, 07:05 PM
Make sure you take a big deep breath from your bottle of nitric acid to make sure it's strong enough.
Get a shitty van or boxtruck off craigslist in another city. Fill that shit up with anfo, make some nitroglycerin to get the boom going and use some firecrackers for detonaters.
It's dangerous as fuck but your dumbass wont be capable of creating a stable HE like c4
*Drives over bump in road* KAFUCKINGBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
:lol:
Crashwangdoodle
09-04-2010, 07:17 PM
You aren't a genius if you think orange juice concentrate and gasoline = napalm...
Also, my theory is, if you were really a genius, shouldn't you be off somewhere making something useful like new drugs for us to all do? Solving the worlds energy crisis? Fixing our economy? Convincing people that STILL can't believe its not butter that its NOT FUCKING BUTTER?
http://www.freewebs.com/theonesean/images/BG_narutobutter.jpg
uiy23500
09-05-2010, 02:37 AM
lulz...
you do know we have both a chemistry forum and a pyrotechnic forum?
No. Thanks. I found some stuff a long time ago that I was looking for in BI so I thought all the really good info was here. But that's when it was totse. Looks like the niggers have taking over with their trolling now. I'll look for for the other forms on the forums index. The only other two forums that won a place in my memory were the conspiracy thread and the political one.
uiy23500
09-05-2010, 02:45 AM
:o:o:o
I doubt you've been to college, but you would be a business major, based on your posts. :rolleyes: The fact that you're actually bragging about majoring in business really makes it sound like you're lying.
I'm not trying to brag and shine to anyone and I'd prefer to keep this kind of info personal. But I just wanted these idiotic niggers in here to realize that it takes 4 years to become an expert in any field so to become an expert at everything, one would have to spend 10,000 years in college. But I don't care what they think anymore. From now on I just call them niggers and block them without trying to explain anything to them because no matter what you say, their brain is too small to get it they just keep trolling.
with their tolling now.
Damn right, now pay up!
:hrmph:
For these of you with questions: No I’m not going to dignify your retard nigger questions with answers. The reason you underestimate peoples’ intelligence is because you have none. A monkey will never believe a human can build a rocket ship to the moon just because he cannot.
You're just getting worse and worse at playing this game, why don't you find a new one?
Cool, now we can discuss how to make C4 without this fool watching our posts! :thumbsup:
Bleeding Kansas
09-05-2010, 03:18 AM
Errrbody know that Semtex is better. :o:o:o:o:o:o
靠rent-a-jew輩
09-05-2010, 04:26 AM
RDX + detergent + wax, mix that shit at 85 degrees for about 1.5 hours.
good quality RDX is hard to make. I dunno, steal some?
tariel
09-05-2010, 04:37 AM
For these of you with questions: No I’m not going to dignify your retard nigger questions with answers. The reason you underestimate peoples’ intelligence is because you have none. A monkey will never believe a human can build a rocket ship to the moon just because he cannot
Nope, it's because you can't answer the questions.
I don't care if you can see this or not, it just goes further to show you're a dumbass.
Fractals
09-05-2010, 11:53 AM
I'm not trying to brag and shine to anyone and I'd prefer to keep this kind of info personal. But I just wanted these idiotic niggers in here to realize that it takes 4 years to become an expert in any field so to become an expert at everything, one would have to spend 10,000 years in college. But I don't care what they think anymore. From now on I just call them niggers and block them without trying to explain anything to them because no matter what you say, their brain is too small to get it they just keep trolling.
having a bachelors =/= being an expert
:facepalm:
Meanmrwaffle
09-05-2010, 12:57 PM
Wouldn't it be absolutely hilarious if someone on your ignore list posted a full step by step guide that even you can understand and implement? It would only make it more lulzy if nobody quoted it for you because you are either too young to get to the hardware store without your mom driving you or because you are the most retarded excuse for a human ever to step onto the internet.
I'd be surprised if you weren't in middle school.
tariel
09-05-2010, 08:46 PM
I'd be surprised if you weren't in middle school.
I'd be surprised if he still has all 10 of his fingers.
Fractals
09-05-2010, 11:05 PM
I'd be surprised if he still has all 10 of his fingers.
I'd be surprised if he was born with 10 fingers.
komokazi
09-06-2010, 03:53 AM
I nominate uiy23500 for worst troll ever.
SnowmanJoe
09-06-2010, 04:07 AM
I self-educated myself in theoretical physics and super string theory.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::XD:
i hate cops, but i also hate to say that if you try stupid shit like this, POSTING IT ONLINE, before you know it you'll be getting raped by white power faggots in the pen.
and if you do somehow pull some shit off, you will probably blow your dick off, thereby removing the risk of infecting mankind with your chronic retardation ;)
but in the spirit of feeding copkiller-wannabe trolls, make a shitload of napalm, put it all in a cement mixer truck, drive that fucker through houses, lawns, surfaces which burn, and light it up with thermite just for kicks. that is, assuming you know how to make napalm and thermite:picard:
General Butt.Naked
09-06-2010, 04:40 AM
Fucking facepalm
But also in the spirit of hilarious truth and fostering retardation in the young...
Theres a large marble-sized ball of comp 4 somewhere in my room...its about 4 5 years old now. If you can find it, you can have it.
So since the OP's question was answered sufficiently, does anyone know where the Black Market is? I need to buy some stuff, and I, I mean SWIM, hears you can buy it there.
komokazi
09-06-2010, 04:45 AM
We got jokes, I see.
assuming you know how to make napalm and thermite:picard:
That's easy, to make Napalm you take sodium and then put it in the palm of your hand, and there you go, Napalm. :thumbsup:
And to make thermite you take a bunch of termites and you heat them up and there you go, thermite. :thumbsup:
uiy23500
09-06-2010, 03:48 PM
Notice to all the following nigger(s): John Stamos, tariel, anonymous345, MegaKush, SKUV (the cop), Fractals, SnowmanJoe & Porschenazi. I’m sorry, but you have been added to my Ignore List because it has come to my attention that you are a nigger. For proof that you are a nigger see my thread Trolls Are Niggers at: https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=134069
Only 10% of the human race does not belong in a concentration camp (or is it just in America?) and those are the ones I'm not blocking. Anyone that thrives on trying to hurt peoples feeling unprovoked is just a rodent.
When you are added to the Ignore List this means any future posts (stinking trash) you place in any of my threads anywhere will be invisible to me. Now show everybody what a fucking stupid nigger you are and reply/troll some more and try talking to me after I just told you it's useless!
For these of you with questions: No I’m not going to dignify your retard nigger questions with answers. The reason you underestimate peoples’ intelligence is because you have none. A monkey will never believe a human can build a rocket ship to the moon just because he cannot.
Bong McPuffin
09-06-2010, 05:41 PM
Here is a practical method of making a home-made explosive right in your bathroom sink.
Take 1 gallon of bleach and 1 liter of ammonia and mix them together in your sink, be sure to close the door and block the bottom of it with a towel first though, contaminants might make it go off prematurely. It takes about 30 minutes for the reaction to finish, just remember to breathe deep and whatever you do, DO NOT OPEN THE DOORS OR WINDOWS! IT WILL SET OFF THE REACTION HAPPENING IN THE SINK!
uiy23500
09-07-2010, 12:42 AM
Yes in today’s fast pace world the educational experts are saying that getting a PhD is obsolete in most cases because by the time you spend the 8 +or- years to get it, what you know will be obsolete. The way to stay sharp and on top is to get a bachelors’ or a masters degree and get a job in the field so you'll learn the new stuff as it’s invented to stay employed/competitive. This is the new way. The old way does not work anymore in most cases because the textbooks are seldom updated. The people who learn the basics and rush out to apply it in real life via working or otherwise end up with careers or owning businesses in the field. The ones that go for the PhD end up being teachers because their knowledge is not practical enough for actually application in the real, fast-changing world. So you see I'm not the one that's stupid. Fractals is the one that's stupid!
靠rent-a-jew輩
09-07-2010, 01:40 AM
no one needs a Phd to make C4. Thats like saying you need a Phd to bake a cake.
why doesn't someone just tell him how to make RDX? I forgot.
Jesus Stamos
09-07-2010, 01:44 AM
We should try and get the whole site on his ignore list. Then we can all be nigger bros together, and it would render this site completely useless to uiy.
Fractals
09-07-2010, 01:46 AM
I love how he ignored me, then replied to my post. :facepalm: Coward...
Infernus
09-07-2010, 02:25 AM
no one needs a Phd to make C4. Thats like saying you need a Phd to bake a cake.
why doesn't someone just tell him how to make RDX? I forgot.
I did
L33tz
09-07-2010, 02:58 AM
What if SWIM goes to a college and buys/steals a copy of "Chemistry 101"? Would that teach him how to cook up just about any chemical just by looking at the formula form it's molecular structure? Or would it be like leaning to play the piano: You have to practice like hell every piece you want to learn even if you already know to to "play the piano" (unless you're some kind of Rainman weirdo)? How long would it take to self educated one's self as an armature chemist?
just learn how to do reactions and conversions.
skip nuclear chemistry it is useless.
uiy23500
09-07-2010, 08:49 AM
This is the post Infernus is referring to above when he states that he already told me how to make RDX.
*sigh*
Hexamine Fuel Tablets + Nitric Acid
Lolkthxbai
Fyi, to light c4, yoou simply light it on fire.
Done.
Finished.
Noone Correct Me.
This is the post he is referring to. I'll be looking into it. In the meantime, does anyone think this is correct? A lot of people have been trying to mislead me. No offense intended Infernus.
靠rent-a-jew輩
09-07-2010, 11:53 PM
This is the post Infernus is referring to above when he states that he already told me how to make RDX.
This is the post he is referring to. I'll be looking into it. In the meantime, does anyone think this is correct? A lot of people have been trying to mislead me. No offense intended Infernus.
There's a bit more chemistry to it than that. but the main ingredients are there.
good luck
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komokazi
09-07-2010, 11:56 PM
Dude seriously you are the worst troll ever.
SnowmanJoe
09-08-2010, 03:50 AM
haha uiy,
i know you cant read this,
but you stupid fat livin in your mommas basement "i am self educated on university level physics" gangsta wannabe copkiller wannabe terrorist wannabe ignorant fo0l, realize that we, the ones that replied to you, are the ones that actually have intelligence, and we realize that asking for advice on killing cops and making milspec plastic explosives !!ONLINE!!!, is just plain fuckin stupid. but you know what brahh, good luck with your evilplans :D although i can only picture you as a mini me getting raped by a horse:rofl::lsd::lsd::lsd:
komokazi
09-08-2010, 08:17 PM
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