Guacamole.

[Cliche Guevara]

I swim in a sea of the deepest self loathing
Im a douche bag, but I do wear nice clothing.

Ill promise the moon but Ill never deliver.
you better watch out, You'll be sold up the river.

I may seem hip, I may show some class.
But in the end, you'll get fucked in the ass.

You see I'm not very smart and you could call me a schmuck.
I mispronounce words and I don't give a fuck

I'm a depraved piece of shit and I don't have a soul.
Oh where would I be, without my love for guacamole.

I plan to one day write and illustrate a book of children's poetry.

[Lao Tzu]

Don't tell us you're a twat
We can already tell that

[Cliche Guevara]

lol this isn't a poem about me, its a children's poem about guacamole.

[ObsidianZ]

I came here from Hot Topics expecting a thread on delicious food.

:(

And it's "guacamoley".


*ObZ

[Cliche Guevara]

thats cool, i pronounce soul like "soley"

[Lao Tzu]

I swim in a sea of deep self loathing
I am nought but a douche bag, but I do wear nice clothing.

Ill promise the moon but Ill never deliver.
I'm a lying sad fuck, so please don't come hither.

I'm just a dirty young man, my life it stops here.
All I see a fucking ass hole, when I look in the mirror.

I may seem hip, I may show some class.
But in the end, you'll get fucked in the ass.

I'm a depraved piece of shit and I don't have a soul.
And where would I be, without my love for guacamole.

I plan to one day write and illustrate a book of children's poetry.

lol this isn't a poem about me, its a children's poem about guacamole.

sure

[Cliche Guevara]

Oh wow , you're fucking right, I didn't realize it was about me the entire time.

in any case, Its not really about me, I just used the words I'm and I for the sake of the poem. Seriously though did you really actually think I wrote a childrens poem about guacamole? Seriously? Seriously?


edit: I think its pretty funny and emo considering i put no more than a few minutes into it. (although i edited out some shitty lines after and added some better ones, so i guess that took a few more minutes, in total about half an hour)

[Lao Tzu]

in any case, Its not really about me, I just used the words I'm.

The war on Iraq isn't really on Iraq, they just used the name Iraq.

[Cliche Guevara]

Don't tell us you're a twat
We can already tell that

:facepalm:

[Lanny]

lol, I like it, teach people to pronounce Guacamole all wrong. Mind if I put it on totsepedia?

[illuminatikiller]

I'm craving some guacamole right now, but I don't have any chips or avocados :(

[Cliche Guevara]

lol, I like it, teach people to pronounce Guacamole all wrong. Mind if I put it on totsepedia?

hha thanks, I added a verse too for good measure. and I don't mind i guess, Im proud of my lackluster shitty poetry.