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poast-bortem!
03-02-2009, 08:41 AM
Pay tribute, motherfuckers! :mad:

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When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

NaiveMonarch
03-02-2009, 08:42 AM
Harvey Keitel wat is dis?

poast-bortem!
03-02-2009, 08:48 AM
Harvey Keitel wat is dis?

Pssh, maybe he was "before," your time. :rolleyes:

The Risen Ghost of Hitler
03-02-2009, 08:49 AM
I only realized the other day that he's the preacher in From Dusk Till Dawn. He's pretty good in everything he's been in.

Green Lantern
03-02-2009, 09:18 AM
I met Harvey Keitel once. We went snorkeling together in an ocean of orange soda on mars. It was tits.

Axiom
03-02-2009, 09:54 AM
Up with this i will not put!!

Who's Got The Crack?
03-02-2009, 10:15 AM
who's dat

poast-bortem!
03-02-2009, 10:31 AM
I'm going to bed. If you don't know who Harvey Kietel is...[insert facepalm.]

Later dudes, and dudettes. :mad:

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the phantom stranger
03-02-2009, 07:43 PM
Nope I don't know nobody named Iris.

poast-bortem!
03-02-2009, 07:51 PM
Nope I don't know nobody named Iris.

Thank you. :D

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LSA King
03-02-2009, 09:17 PM
Whos Harvey Keitel?

poast-bortem!
03-02-2009, 09:21 PM
Whos Harvey Keitel?

C'mon, man!

Pulp Fiction, Taxi Driver, Reservoir Dogs, Copland, and an infinite host of other movies that were graced by his presence. :mad: