When a woman kills for a man

[-SpectraL]

It's wild just how far a woman will go to get the man she wants. I guess they weren't kidding when they said "hell hath no wrath as a woman's scorn".

Woman cuts both chutes on rival lover during group parachute maneuvers. Detectives piece it together.

http://www.wtop.com/?nid=105&sid=2061330

enjoy...

[komokazi]

http://media.bonnint.net/apimage/db33adba-21a3-404d-87c0-c2ff5bd88381.jpg

Love triangle?

Who the fuck would want that bitch?

[yawanur]

lol she's super fat. i bet somers banged her on the side as a joke.

[NamelessNom4d]

oh wow :facepalm:

DO NOT WANT

[Case Sensitive]

Is she wearing that red outfit by choice or is it some sort of prison apparel?
It looks like something you'd dress a toddler in.

[Marijuanasaurus]

I want that video

[BlackHat]

http://media.bonnint.net/apimage/db33adba-21a3-404d-87c0-c2ff5bd88381.jpg

Love triangle?

Who the fuck would want that bitch?

More like love amorphous blob AM I RITE;)

[Xlite]

How the fuck can that bitch even fit a parachute and use it?

[-SpectraL]

Women start eating a lot when they are stressed. The guilt of the murder sent her on an eating binge. She was probably a lot skinner before murdering her friend.

[BlackHat]

Women start eating a lot when they are stressed. The guilt of the murder sent her on an eating binge. She was probably a lot skinner before murdering her friend.

By that logic this bitch must have orchestrated the holocaust.
http://theneave.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fatwoman1.jpg

[-SpectraL]

Can you fucking imagine though? You pull your main chute and it just sails off into the blue above you and you don't even see it go? Then you pull your trusty backup and it just ejects, separates, and becomes a dot over your head as well? That'd be so fucked up. I'd try and point my body in the direction of water, or maybe thick trees... but getting impaled on a branch doesn't sound like a good way to go either.

[Struwwelpeter]

It is true that women eat a lot when they are stressed and this leads to obesity. I myself have seen it happen before with my own two eyes. I have seen women go from slim to chubby to slim again and then morbidly obese. Well then, this bitch is a fucking cunt! Staying true to her roots as a fucking whore!

[L33tz]

Can you fucking imagine though? You pull your main chute and it just sails off into the blue above you and you don't even see it go? Then you pull your trusty backup and it just ejects, separates, and becomes a dot over your head as well? That'd be so fucked up. I'd try and point my body in the direction of water, or maybe thick trees... but getting impaled on a branch doesn't sound like a good way to go either.

dont land in water. youll get knocked out likely(if you dont die) and drown.

try for snow, or sand or dirt. try to distribute fall among 4 body parts.

people have survived 36,000 free falls.

once its over 500 it might as well be 30,000 cause youll reach terminal velocity.

[-SpectraL]

dont land in water. youll get knocked out likely(if you dont die) and drown. ...I know. I jumped 70 feet into a deep quarry from a cliff, and I tried cutting through the water cleanly by pointing my feet together with my arms tight at my side and going in feet first, but I had my head tilted back a bit and it felt like the back of my head hit pavement... it was so hard it almost knocked me out and phased me out for about 10 full seconds. I ended up about 20 feet down and it was a huge struggle to swim my way back up at a crawl because of the shock of the hit on the back of the head. Almost drowned there... so close it was a miracle I made it to the surface. Saw a REALLY big fish when I was down there, too... sitting right under a rock ledge and staring at me.. at least 20 lbs with a big, thin mouth... all my air bubbles blew out 20 feet down. lol

I'll bet that from that height... 40,000 feet... if you pointed your legs perfectly straight and held them together tightly and your arms super tight to your side, with your head positioned right over your shoulders, with your body perfectly vertical to the surface of the water, you WOULD cut the water... but you'd probably go down at least 60 feet in that position. Would be impossible to make it up to the surface before your air ran out, especially with all the adrenaline rushing through your body. I'd still try water, though and try and swim up. Anything's gotta beat hitting a road or the top of a fence or something.

[Struwwelpeter]

What I would try to do is get myself moving as forward as possible (rather than a simple vertical fall) and then aim for a big soft fluffy field somewhere and then hit the ground rolling. It just might work. Either that or I will be ripped to pieces. I'm thinking don't go jumping without a suicide pistol?

[-SpectraL]

I don't know, man. I'm thinking that if you hit a field in any position you're going to get flatted right out to about a 6-inch body width. Probably even leave an indent in the earth itself. No matter how soft it might look, that's rock(s) and hard shit just under the soil. I'd say if you hit a field, even if you used the 4-part roll maneuver, you'd end up as bleeding pink meat chunks spread across a 12 or 15 foot area of the field.

[Struwwelpeter]

Oh yeah you would definitely toss and turn for at least 100 meters. Probably more than that. I'm talking barrel-roll shit. It would probably look hilarious, but oddly enough it just might work.

[-SpectraL]

This victim landed right in somebody's garden. Man... that must have hurt like hell for that half second.

[Dog]

once its over 500 it might as well be 30,000 cause youll reach terminal velocity.

Interesting fact, that one. I had no idea.

Anyway, this is why I don't jump out of planes.

[-SpectraL]

They say at 40,000 feet you have a 5 full miles of maneuvering direction if you spread your body against the air current. That means you can hit anywhere you want within a five mile radius if you realize your predicament right away. I would imagine that by the time you go to pull your chute you would have about 1.5 miles of radius to choose from if you went into a glide position.