Just found out that vaginas fall asleep

[IIIII]

So who could have known? Pins and needles in the vagina.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080624195606AAG2YTc

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My vagina feels like it falls asleep if I sit in the same position too long... Is this abnormal? Or unhealthy?
When I sit with my legs crossed or with my knees to my chest for 20 minutes or more, I get absence of feeling in my va jay jay and when I reposition and the blood rushes back, I get pins and needles. Should I be concerned?

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I actually laughed outloud when i read this, not because its funny but because someone had the guts to ask it.....its happened to me a hundred times. really strange sensation huh? dont worry, nothing is wrong with your "va jay jay" lol lol
It just falls asleep like everything else does.....ha ha ha
that sounds really silly doesnt it?

[1983]

I... I really don't have a snappy response for that.

Al

[logic]

lol @OP for having to learn about vaginas from the internet. :o:o:o:o

[BastardLunatic]

Can't say I've ever had my dick fall asleep.

First thing that popped to my mind.

[Sir Cornwell]

I had my dick go to sleep lots. Usually only sitting on the can reading for a long time. Sitting in one position on the hard seat is what does it. Mostly it's my legs but if I sit long enough my dick gets sleepy too.

[1983]

Wait just got one.

So they really are lazy cunts. :XD:

Al

[SHARP]

First thing that popped to my mind.

Oh trust me, it can happen, it happened to me...

I was passed out drunk, much unlike my dick which incidentally was the target of a full force assault by a gang of rowdy chicks I don't remember picking up - the fact that I was far gone by then didn't seem to slow down the onslaught, as I later learned from the video they'd so kindly left behind...

I mean, the rides they took on my totally defenseless self would've been enough to take me out of action for several weeks even if I'd been conscious, but the wrath my dick brought down onto the rest of me when it decided that 18 hours of straight combat-fucking was enough and went down for a nap is something I'll never forget...

I'm not a wimp, I'm an inked, shaved headed, motherfucker that could easily have fathered or ate most of the posters here but I'm like everyone else not a master of my dick and that cost me dearly; 4+ months in ICU cus' they worked me over with bats, crowbars, ripped up floor boards full of nails, and half a rail road track...

So yup, your dick can fall asleep, but if I was you I'd try to be awake when it happens, and keep my argument enhancers close at hand just in case you've ended up with a cock hungry team o' cheerleaders...

[Sir Cornwell]

Nice story: 4/10

[Borat]

Imagine if there was a bone in your dick and a it broke. You'd have a broken dick.

[fuckbiscuit]

Oh trust me, it can happen, it happened to me...

I was passed out drunk, much unlike my dick which incidentally was the target of a full force assault by a gang of rowdy chicks I don't remember picking up - the fact that I was far gone by then didn't seem to slow down the onslaught, as I later learned from the video they'd so kindly left behind...

I mean, the rides they took on my totally defenseless self would've been enough to take me out of action for several weeks even if I'd been conscious, but the wrath my dick brought down onto the rest of me when it decided that 18 hours of straight combat-fucking was enough and went down for a nap is something I'll never forget...

I'm not a wimp, I'm an inked, shaved headed, motherfucker that could easily have fathered or ate most of the posters here but I'm like everyone else not a master of my dick and that cost me dearly; 4+ months in ICU cus' they worked me over with bats, crowbars, ripped up floor boards full of nails, and half a rail road track...

So yup, your dick can fall asleep, but if I was you I'd try to be awake when it happens, and keep my argument enhancers close at hand just in case you've ended up with a cock hungry team o' cheerleaders...

I read this post over and over but it still means absolutely nothing.

[SHARP]

I read this post over and over but it still means absolutely nothing.

It was a comment on BastardLunatic's agreement with the experiences shared to the community by nutsack...

Unlike the rest of the comments, my reply took up more space than a single line, or two lines of text, at best.

I actually put some thought into the reply, and responded with something that didn't have the seriousness of a post that long in the hope it might inspire others to realize an OP like the one we were presented with doesn't really deserve any responses at all...

I mean, come on, a whoop-de-fucking-doo discovery you've just made on the Net can't really be significant enough to involve other people unless you actually want them to have an opinion on the matter, or encourage them to share personal experiences - simply posting a link, quoting text from said link, and applying you own one-sentence gold nuggget simply doesn't qualify as "something I should reply to with a serious post" so I replied with a post of a length that showed it was meant seriously and from the heart, although it was complete and utter irrelevant and bullshit, just like the OP.

PS; It didn't last 18 hours - 17½ at best, and I wasn't passed out, and there was only roughly half the cheer-leading squad present as the others had been fucked to sleep...:)

[winstoncaufield]

Watching Dr. Oz?

[constantinople]

SHARP, could you give me the readers digest version of those stories?

"My dick went to sleep once"?

That about right? :D

[Bong McPuffin]

Yeah, I've had both legs fall asleep to the point I couldn't walk or move for over 30 minutes... and I've had my arms fall asleep to the point where I couldn't lift them even if my life depended on it... I've even had my entire head fall asleep when I passed out drunk in the bath tub once...

NEVER had my dick fall asleep once... he may have taken a nap or two that I haven't noticed, but never had pins and needles in my dick.

[aquabania]

oh man

i wanna stick my dick in a sleeping vagina


i wanna stick my dick in every vagina :mad:

[Sir Cornwell]

Take some interesing reading material and sit way too long on the toilet. Heck, the only time I've had hemorrhoids is when somebody gave me an interesting book and I sat about 2 hours on the john. Effed up my blood flow.

Lose track of too much time there, get so's when you get up that you can barely stand and then get back to us. :hrmph:

[1983]

Imagine if there was a bone in your dick and a it broke. You'd have a broken dick.

That can actually happen. A friend of mine had his bitch riding him on top and he slipped out and she came down hard... Broken Penis!

It's been a while since I teased him about that thanks for reminding me dude.

Al

[SHARP]

SHARP, could you give me the readers digest version of those stories?

"My dick went to sleep once"?

That about right? :D

Yeah, just about right, except I didn't actually experience it IRL, it was more of a make-believe thing, just like when you pretend to be at work on time, or when you pretend to NOT be the guy that sold that cucumber to "that shifty looking fellow", or when you can pretty much deny 98% of the accusations that you were the guy behind the witch hunts back in the days...

That sort of thing, ya' know...

[Bong McPuffin]

I almost broke my dick masturbating once...

Well not so much during the stroking, I was just slapping the little fucker around, don't know why I thought it would feel good, but I was just fucking around, slapped it a little too hard while I was hard as a rock and it bend at an unnatural angle and it hurt like fuck.

Started to swell up and turn purple on the left side where it bent at... it went away after 3 months.

[007GoldenShower]

You can wake them up with 5 kilos of hard cock

[Kow]

lol @OP for having to learn about vaginas from the internet. :o:o:o:o

Not all of us have vaginas like you :D

[constantinople]

Yeah, just about right, except I didn't actually experience it IRL, it was more of a make-believe thing, just like when you pretend to be at work on time, or when you pretend to NOT be the guy that sold that cucumber to "that shifty looking fellow", or when you can pretty much deny 98% of the accusations that you were the guy behind the witch hunts back in the days...

That sort of thing, ya' know...

"I don't remember any of that happening, and as I'm the one who did it, allegedly, that must mean it never happened."

:D