deathrow meal

[lostmyface]

ok, so here is the deal, 40 years ago you murdered a bus full of nuns and babies. the american legal system sentenced you to death. now after 40 years of appeals an retrials, it has finally come time for you to meet your maker.

as a token sign of farewell the state has offered to provide you with one final meal, payed for by the tax payers of america. what do you decided to have for your last meal ever?

for me, i would go with a full out Indian Thali. start off with some vegetable pakoras, some pappadams, and some meat samosas. then for the main i would have saag aloo(spinach an potato), channa masala(chickpea), dal makhni(lentil), aloo gobhi(califlour an potato), baingan bhartha(eggplant), chiken korma(mild), lamb vindallo(spicy), fish masala(mild), basmati rice, keema nan(nan stuffed with lamb), and poori(puffed wheat bread). all served with mango chutney, mixed pickles, raita, tamarind sauce, and a giant mango lassi to wash it all down.

i think i could die a happy man after that. so G&G if you were going to die within the day, and you could eat what every you wanted to, what would you choose?

[Frank]

Give me the largest plate of buffalo wings ever. No scratch that, give me a trough filled with buffalo wings and a few beers. I'd eat so much when it comes time to flip the switch I'll be able to shit so hard it'll push out the cotton balls they shoved up my ass. Leave them something really horrid to clean up. :p

[ILTST9]

Pussy.

[mr.blunt]

Honesty, just a rare steak, some baked potatoes, a six pack of some good, Canadian (the country, not the company) beer, and a nice cheesecake. Simple, sure, but that has to be one of my favourite meals; steak, beer, and potatoes. I just threw in the cheesecake to finish it off.

[slm33d]

a 6pk of red bundy and coke , shitload of kfc wicked wings, royale chicken snitzel , my mashed potato and an aussie roast roll with beef , garlic potatoes and gravy.

[KathyLynn]

I started off thinking about things I could eat now, with the bad teeth I have. That would, and does every day, limit my menu choices. But if I had spent 40 years in the slammer, they would have pulled my jaggedy teeth and fit me with dentures long ago. I could eat anything.

I would have steak (medium rare) and lobster with baked potato (butter and sour cream), steamed asparagus, pickled beets, grilled sweet peppers and onions (all over the steak), tomato juice and hot pu ehr tea with honey and real cream to drink with the above, then for dessert I'd have a slice of pecan pie with whipped cream and a slice of peach pie with french vanilla ice cream, with two cups of strong black coffee. I doubt if the caffeine would keep the food from giving me a blood sugar spike that would have me unconscious for hours, so they'd have to pour me onto the gurney.

[Monkmaster]

Meal #1:
Starter: Small gourmet caesar salad, small portion of fettucini alfredo.
Main: A medium rare filet mignon, a portion of roast peppers, onions, peas, carrots, asparagus; a pile of mashed red potatoes with garlic butter, a loaf of freshly baked sourdough bread with whipped butter. Two bottles of Chilean red wine.
Dessert: Strawberries with chocolate sauce and Grand Marnier.

Meal #2:
Starter: A plate of fresh white onion rings.
Main: A whole roast chicken, three butter rolls, fried potato wedges and steamed broccoli. A pitcher of beer and two litres of Dr. Pepper to drink.
Dessert: Thirty Reeses peanut butter cups.

[skinny love]

a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a glass of water.

[Dr. Awkward]

A huge plate of tortellini boscaiola, fresh itallian bread with olive oil on the side, and some triamisu for desert. I'm not Italian, but god I love their food.

[poast-bortem!]

Steak and potatoes. With a fourty of 211. :thumbsup:

[Butcher]

Human flesh, I'd like to try it at least once in my life, I imagine it would taste like pork.

[Giggles The Panda]

A pound of uncut heroin and a Rockstar.

[Marijuanasaurus]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w181/renee3904/2491221.jpg?t=1236146635

[Mantikore]

steak.

[illuminatikiller]

I thought the title of this thread was "deathrow metal" and it got me curious about metal bands whose members are on deathrow.

[Frankeh]

Isn't the death row meal prepared in the jail kitchen?
meaning even if you order something fance a recipe for it would just be slapped in front of some crack head?

[The English Gentleman]

Starter: Scallops in a garlic and cream sauce (and lots of them)
Main: fillet steak, medium-rare with a whisky sauce and a side of mashed potatoes with cheese on top and vegetables
other main:Seabass with a white wine sauce
Dessert:Banoffee pie
Afters:Coffee with top notch cognac
Afters:Platter of cheese

Washed down with some Guinness.

[KyleKyle Bensen]

Sushi. Ass loads of it. Every kind out there that could kill you.

[AE5150]

Isn't the death row meal prepared in the jail kitchen?
meaning even if you order something fance a recipe for it would just be slapped in front of some crack head?

Most institutions don't give you a "death row" meal anyway. You get whatever the general population gets. But there's nothing wrong with the discussion.

[*ivy]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w181/renee3904/2491221.jpg?t=1236146635

This.

Followed by pancakes :)

[reallystupidstuff]

A trough of paella

[Trix Are For Kids]

Four whole pecan pies, 3 cups of sugar, 5 bars of chocolate, 2 glasses of Kool-Aid; that will hopefully spike my blood sugar enough to cause a one man riot in the prison, in which I will kill all the guards, free all the criminals, then suffer from a coma-enducing sugar crash. I will first write in my will not to pull the plug, then they will be forced to keep me on life support forever. Better yet, save enough laundered money to have me frozen, then brought back to life. As I am awakening I will tip over the ice block I am encased in onto the guards, killing them, shattering my ice prison, and effectively excecuting my own escape.

[Nero]

I misread the title as "Deathgrowl Metal".

Got me all excited. :(

[NursingHomeNazi]

Cheesecake w/cyanide

[xxombie]

To start:
Very good salami
Prosciutto
Smoked salmon
Some fancy ass cheese
Figs
Fresh picked raspberries

Main:
A Double Big Mac with extra pickles

Desert:
A selection of fruit served with cream cheese and marshmallow fluff dip.
A creme brule

To drink:
Endless chocolate milk with a splash of cream in it
A heineken mini-keg

[Joxide]

I don't think I'd care that much, but if gven the choice of anything I'd probably ask for pancakes and a bottle of Jack Daniels to get fucked on as a final farewell before I sober up and then die.

[Scottie22]

Honesty, just a rare steak, some baked potatoes, a six pack of some good, Canadian (the country, not the company) beer, and a nice cheesecake. Simple, sure, but that has to be one of my favourite meals; steak, beer, and potatoes. I just threw in the cheesecake to finish it off.

Great minds think alike :cool:

[puzld]

I would probably fast for at least two weeks prior to execution.

[Method of Madness]

Wooly mammoth steaks and bald eagle chicken wings :thumbsup:

[LavaRed]

Several pounds of Beluga caviar, with sufficient crackers and a good cream cheese spread.
Several platters of Russian Oysters
Two kilos of Percebes (the kilo goes for abt. 500 Euros in Madrid).
Several pounds of smoked salmon, properly prepared with chipped onion and capers.
A dozen Corn tortillas and 5 pounds of dumped black beans.
Some mozzarella sticks
A platter of fine cheeses (Manchego, Provolone, Dubliner, Stilton Blue cheese, etc.) and a platter of fine hams (Raw Proscuitto San Daniele, Spanish Jabugo de Pata Negra, etc.)
Half the whole Florida Key Lime Pie.
A portion of Rum cake
And a gallon of Concord Grape Manischewitz to wash it all down.
I don't think I'll finish it all, but at least I have the chance of pigging out on my favourites. I'd also add that the leftovers be distributed amongst my fellow inmates.

[AE5150]

Wooly mammoth steaks and bald eagle chicken wings :thumbsup:

Wouldn't that make them eagle wings?

[Evil_Bastard]

a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a glass of water.

Fuck yea. Either that or some nice juicy steak.

[zooting22]

Cereal
I'd just keep adding cereal/milk.

[Wineblood]

Isn't the death row meal prepared in the jail kitchen?
meaning even if you order something fance a recipe for it would just be slapped in front of some crack head?

Given that, I'd ask for blowfish.

[Mike Hancho]

Lots of the real criminals weren't this creative :D

http://web.archive.org/web/20031202214318/http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

My favorites there are

Cantu , Ruben 08/24/1993: Barbecue chicken, refried beans, brown rice, sweet tea and bubble gum (bubble gum is not permitted under TDCJ regulations:facepalm:)

or

Mitchell, Gerald 10/22/2001: 1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers:confused:

[Marijuanasaurus]

291 Offender Information Baltazar John 999257 01/15/2003 Cool Whip and cherries

i guess he wanted the same thing i wanted.


http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w181/renee3904/2491221.jpg?t=1236146635\

edit: fuck does anybody else feel grim after reading through these final meal requests?

[Mike Hancho]

I clicked on this one http://web.archive.org/web/20040125054024/www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statistics/deathrow/executed/obryan.jpg and it made me feel a bit grim :P

[Struwwelpeter]

I'd ask for some pancakes and maple syrup, shoot the entire bottle of syrup up my ass when eating and shit all over my deathbed in an attempt to delay the execution and find a way out.

[Toothlessjoe]

It's way too hard to choose. I suppose it'd be whatever I thought of at the time.

[Mike Hancho]

I'd ask for some pancakes and maple syrup, shoot the entire bottle of syrup up my ass when eating and shit all over my deathbed in an attempt to delay the execution and find a way out.

If nothing else the people in the gallery would be entertained.

[johnplywd]

I would spit on what ever they order

[White Jesus]

Thompson John 610 07/08/1987 Freshly squeezed orange juice
Rightttt

[JREwing]

What's wrong with good old fashioned, artery clogging steak and chips, with extra ketchup, mayo, coleslaw, cheese and beer.

[Aenimal]

I'd probably be shitting myself and be totally unable to eat anything.

In actuality though...garlic bread. Two full loaves. There's nothing like the satisfaction of eating two whole loaves of garlic bread. Nothing.

[bornkiller]

ok, so here is the deal, 40 years ago you murdered a bus full of nuns and babies. the american legal system sentenced you to death. now after 40 years of appeals an retrials, it has finally come time for you to meet your maker.

as a token sign of farewell the state has offered to provide you with one final meal, payed for by the tax payers of america. what do you decided to have for your last meal ever?

for me, i would go with a full out Indian Thali. start off with some vegetable pakoras, some pappadams, and some meat samosas. then for the main i would have saag aloo(spinach an potato), channa masala(chickpea), dal makhni(lentil), aloo gobhi(califlour an potato), baingan bhartha(eggplant), chiken korma(mild), lamb vindallo(spicy), fish masala(mild), basmati rice, keema nan(nan stuffed with lamb), and poori(puffed wheat bread). all served with mango chutney, mixed pickles, raita, tamarind sauce, and a giant mango lassi to wash it all down.

i think i could die a happy man after that. so G&G if you were going to die within the day, and you could eat what every you wanted to, what would you choose?
I think you would die in your cell after eating all that.:confused:

[Struwwelpeter]

I would spit on what ever they order

You wouldn't be the first.

[Proots]

A tender, juicy turkey breast with some cinnamon glaze sweet potatoes, a side of stuffing and tall cold glass of iced tea. For dessert: some peanut butter whip-cream pie.



Mmmmmmmm.:)

When a thread similar to this was posted on TOTSE, a user put up a link that sent you to like, this website that had a ton of inmates who were executed, what they were executed for AND what their last meal choice was. Some were really, really bizarre. (One guy wanted nothing more than a bag of assorted jolly ranchers and another dude request "Justice, temperance with mercy")

[mr.blunt]

A tender, juicy turkey breast with some cinnamon glaze sweet potatoes, a side of stuffing and tall cold glass of iced tea. For dessert: some peanut butter whip-cream pie.


Damn, I didn't even know they could make that shit, but fuck me if it doesn't sound delicious.

[Proots]

Damn, I didn't even know they could make that shit, but fuck me if it doesn't sound delicious.

Fuck yeah, man. The bottom is a hard crunchy texture, like a butterfinger bar. It connects to the crust. On top of that we have a doughy, peanut-butter, creamy mixture. On top of that, the whipped cream with chocolate and peanut flakes mixed throughout.

[Marquis In Spades]

a single pear or a pile of hot steaming shite for little johhney whos gonna fugging get er done for fucking old miss willomysers ass and raping her but yah >>>> a single pear tis awsome?

[Proots]

a single pear or a pile of hot steaming shite for little johhney whos gonna fugging get er done for fucking old miss willomysers ass and raping her but yah >>>> a single pear tis awsome?

I'm sorry but......um......what?

Like, I got the pear part...you want a single pear? But...um...the rest is a little unclear.

[Herpy Derpy]

Give me the largest plate of buffalo wings ever. No scratch that, give me a trough filled with buffalo wings and a few beers. I'd eat so much when it comes time to flip the switch I'll be able to shit so hard it'll push out the cotton balls they shoved up my ass. Leave them something really horrid to clean up. :p

It's not the amount, but the spicyness. 10 hot motherfuckers have given me the worst shits of my life, I'm talking tubgirl-like squirts.

[Ambient]

80/20 mixture of lobster: butter

root beer.

[bornkiller]

http://www.rlwebsite.com/images/fun/adult/gif/lastmeal.gif

[Rocky]

Bread roll

[Frisco Disco]

I'd have your mom on toast :]

[...my.final.dream...]

A gram of pure heroin so I could blissfully fade out. How could you enjoy a meal anyways in that kind of mind-state? Fuck that. I'd want to be put out of my misery ASAP.

[Rolf]

Rolf would request the toughest boar found in the lands of Cimmeria, the whitest bear seen in Asgard, the reddest wine found in Nemedia, the rarest spices of Turan, the mightiest horse seen in Hyrkania, the scaliest snake in the lands of Stygia, the goldest ores found in the lands of Shem and finally, a jagged rock from the most northern lands of Hyperborea.

With this meal, Rolf would be indulged enough to prepare his longboat for the voyage into the next realm.

[Irukanji]

^Lay the crack pipe down and get some air lol

400g T-bone, good medium-rare
Garlic mashed potato's
Gravy(with mushrooms + onions in it)
Pea's + Corn.

Bottle Johnnie walker Blue Label(Because if i ever got in there, i would not have had the money to buy it outside :))

[Marijuanasaurus]

http://www.rlwebsite.com/images/fun/adult/gif/lastmeal.gif

Good job on posting the same fucking thing i did asshole:thumbsup:

[bornkiller]

Good job on posting the same fucking thing i did asshole:thumbsup:
Good Job on finding it after four weeks posted puddle nutz:thumbsup:

[Irukanji]

Bump for justice.

I think I'd settle with 2 loaves of garlic bread, or a loaf of fresh, warm bread and some real butter.