View Full Version : fuck thin crust
getup kid
03-04-2009, 08:47 AM
Thin crust pizza is the most retarded thing that has ever came to existence...really, why don't people just stick w/ hand tossed is sooooo much better.
Thank you.
Mr.Happy
03-04-2009, 08:48 AM
Thin crust is such a waste. Same price (more, sometimes) and so much less food. It's nice in a restaurant but supermarket or takeaway thin crust is a big no.
No, man. Fuck you guys:mad::mad::mad:
No, man. Fuck you guys:mad::mad::mad:
i agree. thin is the shizznitch and maybe that answers your question. i can eat more pizza if it is thin and its not a mouthful of bread eatch time. thin crust owns.
ergoat
03-04-2009, 09:00 AM
Yeah! People shouldn't be able to have any choice at all! Everyone should like the same thing! Yeah!
getup kid
03-04-2009, 09:06 AM
this is not a democracy.:p
Racism is allowed on these boards, but I draw the line at crust-ism. You bastards should never have fucked with thin crust.
OneSadisticFucker
03-04-2009, 04:00 PM
Racism is allowed on these boards, but I draw the line at crust-ism. You bastards should never have fucked with thin crust.
I agree, thin crust is the best. Why get thick when it just fills you up to fast and all you taste is bread :( fuck that shit.
Thin crust FTW :)
Thin crust is the only crust that's worthwhile, unless there's a specific specialty deep dish pizza. Traditional thin crust pizza is delicious.
J J The Jet Plane
03-04-2009, 05:12 PM
THEY BOTH TASTE EXCELlENT AND DEPEND ON THE MOOD I AM IN :mad:
Toothlessjoe
03-04-2009, 05:14 PM
Thin crust is the only crust that's worthwhile
Way to assert an opinion as fact.
NamelessNom4d
03-04-2009, 05:53 PM
What kind of thin crust pizza do you mean? New York style is the shit!
ArmsMerchant
03-04-2009, 06:33 PM
Thin-crust was the original, classic, and--IMHO--best.
Thick chewy pizza crust is an abomination unto the Lord. (14th commandment)
Vizier
03-04-2009, 06:36 PM
I don't care as long as there are enough slices.
hooloovoo
03-04-2009, 06:38 PM
Thin crust is fantastic. You roll it up.
reallystupidstuff
03-04-2009, 06:40 PM
Fuck all you assholes hatin on my thin crusts. If I ever meet you irl I will tie you up and skullfuck you with pepperoni
Uriah Heep
03-04-2009, 06:43 PM
No, man. Fuck you guys:mad::mad::mad:
Saying fuck you to everone is my thing,
so fuck you:mad:
Thin crust is pretty damned good. Anyone ever tried one of those ristorante spinache pizzas that you make in 12 minutes in your oven? fucking awesome. it's all cheezy and spinachy and salty. MMMMMMMMM. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM. MMMMMMMMMMEEEEE. MMMMMMMMOOOOO!!!
Fetus-Smasher
03-04-2009, 06:46 PM
Thin crust isn't bad. Ill get it when I feel like eating a whole pizza, eventhough its missing a lot of bread. Still makes me feel like a fucking godzilla eating a large pizza by myself
ArmsMerchant
03-04-2009, 06:50 PM
Fuck all you assholes hatin on my thin crusts. If I ever meet you irl I will tie you up and skullfuck you with pepperoni
And lubing with olive oil, one presumes.
Toothlessjoe
03-04-2009, 06:51 PM
A nice wheat based, thick, chewy crust is nice if it has olives or peppers baked into it.
LSA King
03-04-2009, 09:31 PM
New York style Pizza crushes all. After trying some I will never return back to filling up on crust and dough from your regular pizza joints.
jackketch
03-04-2009, 09:40 PM
I'm not arsed about it being thin or thick. What gets me is people who ruin what would be a good pizza with cheddar 'cheese'.
I'm also not keen on people who put fucking green shit on their pizzas. Fucking vegetarians can go starve. They should keep their nasty unhealthy habits to themselves and not insist on turning pizzas into rabbit food displays.
PirateJoe
03-04-2009, 09:41 PM
I'm not arsed about it being thin or thick. What gets me is people who ruin what would be a good pizza with cheddar 'cheese'.
You actually know people who put cheddar on pizza?
Dear god why?
jackketch
03-04-2009, 09:44 PM
You actually know people who put cheddar on pizza?
Dear god why?
Some of the supermarkets here insist on putting it on their own brand frozen pizzas. Like getting a mouthful of hot soap.
It's cheap and most brits think cheese should taste like something you could clean the bath with.
OneSadisticFucker
03-04-2009, 09:49 PM
I'm not arsed about it being thin or thick. What gets me is people who ruin what would be a good pizza with cheddar 'cheese'.
I'm also not keen on people who put fucking green shit on their pizzas. Fucking vegetarians can go starve. They should keep their nasty unhealthy habits to themselves and not insist on turning pizzas into rabbit food displays.
I can't believe I agree with you on something :eek:
Mutant Funk Drink
03-04-2009, 09:53 PM
Thin crust definitely is a waste. It might taste good, but afterwords, I still feel hunger as if I gained nothing.
Store bought thin crust pizza is especially bad. They squish it down as thin as possible.
My parents love the thin crust and they always buy it, and each time I discover that they bought more of the thin crush pizza, I groan to myself.
Ron_Smythberg
03-04-2009, 09:57 PM
I agree, I much prefer a thick and doughy crust.
jackketch
03-04-2009, 10:08 PM
I can't believe I agree with you on something :eek:
Pizza=SRS BSN!
Toothlessjoe
03-04-2009, 10:10 PM
Some of the supermarkets here insist on putting it on their own brand frozen pizzas. Like getting a mouthful of hot soap.
It's cheap and most brits think cheese should taste like something you could clean the bath with.
Asda are THE worst for this.
jackketch
03-04-2009, 10:22 PM
Asda are THE worst for this.
Au contraire, Morrisons are worse...I keep expecting to find not only cheap cheddar but also carrots on their pizzas.
Toothlessjoe
03-04-2009, 10:33 PM
Au contraire, Morrisons are worse...I keep expecting to find not only cheap cheddar but also carrots on their pizzas.
Haha fuck off. Carrots?
Really? :facepalm:
jackketch
03-04-2009, 10:37 PM
Haha fuck off. Carrots?
Really? :facepalm:
Why not? They put them in everything but EVERYTHING else!
Toothlessjoe
03-04-2009, 10:41 PM
A pizza should only ever have a base sauce (only a little), mozzarella discs, olives, mushrooms, and one form of meat. Anything after that is getting a little fancydancy.
jackketch
03-04-2009, 10:43 PM
A pizza should only ever have a base sauce (only a little), mozzarella discs, olives, mushrooms, and one form of meat. Anything after that is getting a little fancydancy.
Did hell freeze over and no one thought to tell me?
Toothlessjoe
03-04-2009, 10:44 PM
Did hell freeze over and no one thought to tell me?
:p.
They're like assholes....
NamelessNom4d
03-04-2009, 10:46 PM
I'm not arsed about it being thin or thick. What gets me is people who ruin what would be a good pizza with cheddar 'cheese'.
I'm also not keen on people who put fucking green shit on their pizzas. Fucking vegetarians can go starve. They should keep their nasty unhealthy habits to themselves and not insist on turning pizzas into rabbit food displays.
QFT! Damn! I can't believe you've seen pizza with cheddar cheese on it! Also, if you're gonna put vegetables on a pizza, you'd better balance it out with a fuckload of meat.
How is the good pizza over there in Britland anyway? Any difference between that and American pizza? I don't remember the last time I've actually had bad pizza here, but then my taste buds can accept pretty much anything...
Chances are I could probably eat some of that cheddar cheese pizza and at least halfway enjoy it.
Here in Japan, they have a terrible habit of putting corn on Pizza. And sometimes, mustard and/or mayonnaise, or other strange ingredients...sometimes it's delicious, and sometimes it's a disaster...
nshanin
03-05-2009, 01:35 AM
I'll usually eat "thick crust" and then tear off the crust and only eat it at the end if I'm still hungry.
Except I always eat it. :(
Young Meth
03-05-2009, 03:25 AM
Yeah! People shouldn't be able to have any choice at all! Everyone should like the same thing! Yeah!
Yeah! Why doesn't everyone like the same thing!:mad:
Slapshot
03-05-2009, 07:59 AM
Damn straight LSA... NOLA, Alaska, and Japan of all places ain't got shit on NY pizza.
Mr.Happy
03-05-2009, 01:01 PM
Here in Japan, they have a terrible habit of putting corn on Pizza. And sometimes, mustard and/or mayonnaise, or other strange ingredients...sometimes it's delicious, and sometimes it's a disaster...
Corn as in sweetcorn? 'cos that's delicious.
ILTST9
03-05-2009, 01:13 PM
Thin crust > All other pizza.
Winter
03-05-2009, 07:11 PM
Thin crust= Waste of money. I never get enough and can eat 2 of them before it fills ME up only. If friends/family want some, im going to have to buy another 10! Thats retarded and honestly dosnt taste better.
Id rather spend the $5-10 on a normal sized pizza which tastes great and fills me and my friends up.
LSA King
03-05-2009, 07:19 PM
Thin crust= Waste of money. I never get enough and can eat 2 of them before it fills ME up only. If friends/family want some, im going to have to buy another 10! Thats retarded and honestly dosnt taste better.
Id rather spend the $5-10 on a normal sized pizza which tastes great and fills me and my friends up.
Heres the thing most "large" pizzas in america are small as shit but breaded as fuck, thus filling you up. Thin and I mean TRUE THIN crust is usually 50% bigger at the same size the dough is just spread and the cost is relatively unchanged with the same size ingredients just spread out so it feels like its less.
Its all psychological and marketing brother man there is nothing less about thin crust from a true maker who doesn't just use it as an excuse to raise prices and jip people of the same product in a normal crust pizza.
In a "true" thin crust pizza you get insanely more flavor because its less doughy and hella more greasy because there is not much bread to soak it all in. But dear god just a pepperoni pizza can taste dramatically different when made right.
It all boils down to who is making the pizza and how its being made. If your looking at a chain outlet for thin crust vs normal crust your better off getting normal crust. It the mom and pop stores that know whats up and how to do shit right around this country.
The only good regular or overly crust pizza is Chi-Towns Mother Fucking Stuffed Crust pizzas. There is a reason Chicago and New York are known world wide for having reinvented Pizza that the Italians started. Go to Europe and get a pizza. Ask for thick crust and they will look at you like "What the fuck are ou talking about"
shopping cart for brains
03-05-2009, 07:50 PM
Yeah! People shouldn't be able to have any choice at all! Everyone should like the same thing! Yeah!
communist
:hrmph:
Toothlessjoe
03-07-2009, 09:36 AM
communist
:hrmph:
Idiot.
Slave of the Beast
03-07-2009, 10:36 AM
communist
:hrmph:
No, with communism you'd just get an empty pizza box.
---Beany---
03-07-2009, 10:37 AM
Let's face it. Pizzas are good because of the topping, not an inch thick piece of bread.
Slave of the Beast
03-07-2009, 10:39 AM
Let's face it. Pizzas are good because of the topping, not an inch thick piece of bread.
Absolutely.
TheDoc
03-07-2009, 10:40 AM
Thin crust kicks much ass.
Thick crust pan pizza is also the bomb.
I live in Chicago, so yeah, the best pan pizza can be had here.
Pizzeria Uno
29 E. Ohio (original spot)
Chicago, IL 60611
U will fucking die of flavor overload!
Peace.
AtrainV
03-07-2009, 10:48 AM
No, man. Fuck you guys:mad::mad::mad:
Where's Sarah when you need a pizza mediator?
rabbitweed
03-07-2009, 11:11 AM
most brits think cheese should taste like something you could clean the bath with.
QFT, it's the same here.
While we're on the subject of bland anglo-saxon food, you know what I can't stand? A roast. Why people think this is the epitome of haute cuisine is beyond me.
Toothlessjoe
03-07-2009, 11:12 AM
QFT, it's the same here.
While we're on the subject of bland anglo-saxon food, you know what I can't stand? A roast. Why people think this is the epitome of haute cuisine is beyond me.
A roast being?
rabbitweed
03-07-2009, 11:16 AM
A roast being?
Ho ho ho, how the tables have turned. Now the Americans are scratching their heads wondering what MY regional expressions mean.
HOW DOES IT FEEL?
Anyway, it's something like this
http://www.tastebudz.co.nz/product.php?productid=16136
Bland meat, vegetables watery and boiled to all hell, and a mediocre gravy.
New Zealanders fucking love them.:mad:
Toothlessjoe
03-07-2009, 11:24 AM
Ho ho ho, how the tables have turned. Now the Americans are scratching their heads wondering what MY regional expressions mean.
HOW DOES IT FEEL?
Anyway, it's something like this
http://www.tastebudz.co.nz/product.php?productid=16136
Bland meat, vegetables watery and boiled to all hell, and a mediocre gravy.
New Zealanders fucking love them.:mad:
I'm English you fucking drip. I want to know what YOU consider a roast to be.
I can't see how a lump of seasoned, roasted meat, roasted potatos, mashed potatos, selection of vegetables and a nice gravy can be considered a fail.
EDIT: It appears you buy ready meals. Neverminds, shut up.
Joxide
03-07-2009, 11:39 AM
Thin crust is fantastic. You roll it up.
This man knows what he's doing.
Also, roast dinners - superb. If you do it right then it's a meal and a half. I love them. Roast lamb/potatoes FTW
Mutant Funk Drink
03-08-2009, 01:14 AM
Ho ho ho, how the tables have turned. Now the Americans are scratching their heads wondering what MY regional expressions mean.
HOW DOES IT FEEL?
Anyway, it's something like this
http://www.tastebudz.co.nz/product.php?productid=16136
Bland meat, vegetables watery and boiled to all hell, and a mediocre gravy.
New Zealanders fucking love them.:mad:
Fucking kiwis. :mad:
Damn, I want some kumara fries. I miss having those. :(
Young Meth
03-08-2009, 06:21 PM
Ho ho ho, how the tables have turned. Now the Americans are scratching their heads wondering what MY regional expressions mean.
HOW DOES IT FEEL?
Anyway, it's something like this
http://www.tastebudz.co.nz/product.php?productid=16136
Bland meat, vegetables watery and boiled to all hell, and a mediocre gravy.
New Zealanders fucking love them.:mad:
i don't like huge bland veggies.
ArmsMerchant
03-09-2009, 08:03 PM
Let's face it. Pizzas are good because of the topping, not an inch thick piece of bread.
Well said. Cheers.
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