Realizing that we were the 1/100000000000000 sperm.

[slimey_penis]

(YF) = (F(Y F)) KotLC

[Charles Manson]

We were born as the best species, the master species.

We're a fucking incredible species...


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Even after thousands of years of scientific advancements, and still the white man jabbers on about being the master race......

This would've been an alright thread if it wasn't racist as hell...

I mean i think black people smell alot, but im no racist....



Thanks a bunch, Hitler....

[Sick Boy]

Most of us were born as white males, and although I'm not racist, we have it the easiest. We were born as the best species, the master species.


:rolleyes: I hope OP meant the HUMAN RACE, not the white species of said race.... :rolleyes:

[zuperxtreme]

Sort of relevant:

"Doctor Manhattan: Thermodynamic miracles... events with odds against so astronomical they're effectively impossible, like oxygen spontaneously becoming gold. I long to observe such a thing. And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son; that exact daughter... Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold... that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermodynamic miracle.
Laurie Juspeczyk: But... if me, my birth, if that's a thermodynamic miracle... I mean, you could say that about anybody in the world!
Dr. Manhattan: Yes. Anybody in the world... But the world is so full of people, so crowded with these miracles that they become commonplace and we forget... I forget. We gaze continually at the world and it grows dull in our perceptions. Yet seen from another's vantage point, as if new, it may still take our breath away. Come... dry your eyes. For you are life, rarer than a quark and unpredictable beyond the dreams of Heisenberg; the clay in which the forces that shape all things leave their fingerprints most clearly. Dry your eyes... and let's go home."

[Dr. Awkward]

Most of us were born as white males, and although I'm not racist, we have it the easiest. We were born as the best species, the master species.

1. White males are not a species

2. We have it easiest because we shat on everyone else for the last thousand years.

[Dr. Awkward]

I gotcha, the way you worded it confused me.

[Vizier]

No, the master species are the reptilians, and white males are like, a minority in the entire planet.

[zuperxtreme]

Sort of relevant:

"Doctor Manhattan: Thermodynamic miracles... events with odds against so astronomical they're effectively impossible, like oxygen spontaneously becoming gold. I long to observe such a thing. And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son; that exact daughter... Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold... that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermodynamic miracle.
Laurie Juspeczyk: But... if me, my birth, if that's a thermodynamic miracle... I mean, you could say that about anybody in the world!
Dr. Manhattan: Yes. Anybody in the world... But the world is so full of people, so crowded with these miracles that they become commonplace and we forget... I forget. We gaze continually at the world and it grows dull in our perceptions. Yet seen from another's vantage point, as if new, it may still take our breath away. Come... dry your eyes. For you are life, rarer than a quark and unpredictable beyond the dreams of Heisenberg; the clay in which the forces that shape all things leave their fingerprints most clearly. Dry your eyes... and let's go home."

Video is better. :eek:

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[zuperxtreme]

Haha, happens with everything, man. It's why PhD's are so incredibly hard/laborious.

*Shrug*

The idea is still good, that itself is an accomplishment. :thumbsup:

(Millions of single neurons firing in a specific way to make you actually think it, let alone move to type it :eek: )

[Vizier]

Also this vid:
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[testerman]

Whites are superior. If you don't think so, then you really do think so but are covering it up due to fear of being an outcast.

[Paragon]

(Dfg you're an exception, but you're still the sperm that made it!)

That made me chuckle. :)