silent car destruction

[BlackWoland]

so, some dicknose's down the way keep dragracing on the streets near a certain individual's apartment, which kind of fucking sucks, because they do it at like 3 in the fucking morning every day of the week, keeping bozo up all night, ang generally making bozo's life an exercise in the tedious. bozo know's where one of these wigger's live, and Bozo want to trash his car at 4 in the morning what's something relatively inexpensive (or easy to "borrow"), and silent that someone could use to trash that kid's car.

[ysr2096]

Crack open their car doors using something like the wedge shown in this (http://www.carguyz.com/product_images/l/845/magic_wand__39132_zoom.jpg) pic, then poor copious amounts of this (http://www.liquidass.com/) all over the seats. And don't neglect to film their reactions. :D

[Computer]

Put rag soaked in alcohol into gas valve and light....

[BlackWoland]

Put rag soaked in alcohol into gas valve and light....

yeah, bozo might use a crowbar to pry open the gas tank since there's a cap on it, and set that piece of shit on fire lol

[Uriah Heep]

You COULD loosen his tires, then for one last time you will hear him drive down your street, and it will probably end with a climatic bang.

[ShadyLady]

I remember you made a thread about spraying foam insulation into the muffler. Did you try that? Seems like a good idea.

[gusboy]

An easy way to mess up a car is to pour brake fluid all over it. It will leave severe discoloration wherever it drizzles and the car will have to be stripped and re-painted, which will cost a lot of money.

An AWESOME way to fuck up someone's car is by going to your local Home Depot and buying a bag of quickrete cement. Mix it with water and in the middle of the night DUMP THAT SHIT ALL OVER THE CAR. Especially make sure to get it on the hood between the windshield and the wipers so it will drizzle down under the hood. If you spread it around to where it's about 1/2 inch thick, then it can dry in 6-8 hours. It will have to be chiseled off by hand and the car will have to be completely sanded down...words cannot describe the fury the car owner will have :)

[gusboy]

Fixed it for you!
if you just want to make it look like the car has a major issue without any long lasting effects, try getting a couple galons of oil and put it in the gas tank. smoke up the wazoo! and if they figure it out theres only 2 ways to get rid of it... use up the fuel or have the system flushed and cleaned

in the process of them driving around smoking up the area a lucky cop might write them a ticket

Bahahaha yes the gas tank!! I never thought about that...I normally just would let it drizzle down the inside of the hood via the windshield wipers :muahaha:

[1983]

Push a shotgun shell primer first as far down the tailpipe as you can get it. Ricers have expensive exhausts.
Lithium grease under their windshield wipers.
Bleach in their gas tanks (oxidizes the shit out of everything metal).
Shove a condom in their gas tank via a coat hanger. The fuel pump will suck it up ever so often stalling them out then drop to the bottom of the tank over and over causing much distress and mechanics fees.
Liquid metal in their key locks.
Slash their tires on the inside of the rim so they won't see it until it goes.
Plant some coke on the car and using a payphone call it in.
Crazy glue shit to his car. Bathmats found at the dump are nice.
Get a valve remover for the tires and take all the valves out of his tires.
If you can get to the oil plug loosen it off.
If you can get to any of the break lines put any form of oxidizer on them and give it time.
Jump up on the hood of his car after eating a few weeks worth of Mexican and Chinese food and drop a deuce.
Epoxy the holes of his window sprayers.
Glue paper towels to all of his windows.
Wet down allot of piss soaked toilet paper and throw it into the grill / all over his car.
Cut a 1" metal tube at a 45* angle and place under all the tires except the drivers side.
Make and tie a really long streamer under his car if he's parked facing the road. if he's the type to race off like some douche he should have a 20' long streamer behind him which will probably land him a fine.
Scratch "Child Molester" or "Kiddy dinker" in the side of his car.

All sorts of goodies. Also best of luck with your problems dude, we've all had our share of these dumb asses and luckily the one's around me listened the first time.

Al

[5.56 SS109]

Paint stripper.

Walk by, give the car a 5 second burst, walk away.

[Captain Falcon]

Why don't you just put random shit in their gas tank? Like, tissue papers and plastic bags and tin cans, maybe some slices of apple and a rotten tomato or two? I'm SURE that'll have some adverse effects :/

[Vizier]

Sugar in the gas tank. Cheap and effective.

[Frankeh]

Sugar in the gas tank. Cheap and effective.

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herrow!!!

[1983]

Put rag soaked in alcohol into gas valve and light....

Doesn't really work like in the movies... Screwdriver to the bottom of the gas tank then light it up would cause some damage.

That or I hear naphthalene (mothballs) in the gas tank does some cool things.

Also if a fire was to be started in the car put cheap bags of potato chips in there with it... Fucks up any chemical annalists.

Al

[Shadowz0r]

Okay you have plenty of ideas... now OP (Guy) what are you going to do to their cars? Im very curious ;)

[Frankeh]

pic's or douchbag

[ShadyLady]

Okay you have plenty of ideas... now OP (Guy) what are you going to do to their cars? Im very curious ;)

I am, too. :)

Also, I wouldn't want to piss Frackle off!

[gusboy]

Yessss we need pics! And I still like my cement idea because it is original :)

[Dr. Awkward]

Jump up on the hood of his car after eating a few weeks worth of Mexican and Chinese food and drop a deuce.


he said silently though

[1983]

he said silently though

Silently crawl up onto the hood drop trow and pinch a loaf then. If you can get it to run down the windshield all the better.

Al

[BlackWoland]

I remember you made a thread about spraying foam insulation into the muffler. Did you try that? Seems like a good idea.

nah, it didn't work, he still hasn't noticed that it's in there

An easy way to mess up a car is to pour brake fluid all over it. It will leave severe discoloration wherever it drizzles and the car will have to be stripped and re-painted, which will cost a lot of money.

An AWESOME way to fuck up someone's car is by going to your local Home Depot and buying a bag of quickrete cement. Mix it with water and in the middle of the night DUMP THAT SHIT ALL OVER THE CAR. Especially make sure to get it on the hood between the windshield and the wipers so it will drizzle down under the hood. If you spread it around to where it's about 1/2 inch thick, then it can dry in 6-8 hours. It will have to be chiseled off by hand and the car will have to be completely sanded down...words cannot describe the fury the car owner will have :)

lol yeah, i might pour a handful of that in his gas tank and wash it all down with a liberal dose of bleach lol

Push a shotgun shell primer first as far down the tailpipe as you can get it. Ricers have expensive exhausts.
Lithium grease under their windshield wipers.
Bleach in their gas tanks (oxidizes the shit out of everything metal).
Shove a condom in their gas tank via a coat hanger. The fuel pump will suck it up ever so often stalling them out then drop to the bottom of the tank over and over causing much distress and mechanics fees.
Liquid metal in their key locks.
Slash their tires on the inside of the rim so they won't see it until it goes.
Plant some coke on the car and using a payphone call it in.
Crazy glue shit to his car. Bathmats found at the dump are nice.
Get a valve remover for the tires and take all the valves out of his tires.
If you can get to the oil plug loosen it off.
If you can get to any of the break lines put any form of oxidizer on them and give it time.
Jump up on the hood of his car after eating a few weeks worth of Mexican and Chinese food and drop a deuce.
Epoxy the holes of his window sprayers.
Glue paper towels to all of his windows.
Wet down allot of piss soaked toilet paper and throw it into the grill / all over his car.
Cut a 1" metal tube at a 45* angle and place under all the tires except the drivers side.
Make and tie a really long streamer under his car if he's parked facing the road. if he's the type to race off like some douche he should have a 20' long streamer behind him which will probably land him a fine.
Scratch "Child Molester" or "Kiddy dinker" in the side of his car.

All sorts of goodies. Also best of luck with your problems dude, we've all had our share of these dumb asses and luckily the one's around me listened the first time.

Al

hmm, the condom idea sounds promising, i can picture this cunt nugget getting stalled out in the middle of a busy intersection lol, might need to key pedophile, or drug dealer on his door

Paint stripper.

Walk by, give the car a 5 second burst, walk away.

Doesn't really work like in the movies... Screwdriver to the bottom of the gas tank then light it up would cause some damage.

That or I hear naphthalene (mothballs) in the gas tank does some cool things.

Also if a fire was to be started in the car put cheap bags of potato chips in there with it... Fucks up any chemical annalists.

Al

Okay you have plenty of ideas... now OP (Guy) what are you going to do to their cars? Im very curious ;)

lol bozo is htinking that he might put in a cup of qucikmix driveway repair cement, shove a condom in, then wash it all down in his tank with a big dose of bleach, then carve in drug dealer or rapist or something socially undesirable on his door
pic's or douchbag
don't worry, i'll show a pic of what bozo scratched into hsi door lol
I am, too. :)

Also, I wouldn't want to piss Frackle off!

Yessss we need pics! And I still like my cement idea because it is original :)
yeah, plus that would totally wreck his engine lol

[Cito]

get brake fluid

pour it all over car (extra points for writing out offensive shit hehe)

as brake fluid sits it eats the paint and destroys it, when they wipe it off where the brake fluid was is now bare metal.


shit I've done when I was in highschool on some guy pissed me off, he drove this brand new silverado so using brake fluid I put shit like Gay Nigger Fucker and stupid shit and he had to duct tape cardboard to his truck until he could get the truck repainted

hehe

[BlackWoland]

get brake fluid

pour it all over car (extra points for writing out offensive shit hehe)

as brake fluid sits it eats the paint and destroys it, when they wipe it off where the brake fluid was is now bare metal.


shit I've done when I was in highschool on some guy pissed me off, he drove this brand new silverado so using brake fluid I put shit like Gay Nigger Fucker and stupid shit and he had to duct tape cardboard to his truck until he could get the truck repainted

hehe

hmm, i'm intrigued, since it's winter that might jsut rust over too

[BlackWoland]

well, bozo currently has his attack all planned out for this friday, so expect pics saturday morning

[FANDANGO]

Just burn the fucking thing. Don't be a faggot and scratch pedo or some other shit on the car. Gallon of juice, pour loads over the top, smash the window pour inside throw can in, light and run.

[Soupa]

once you do that, get a hammer and bash the shit out of the windshield. that sucks :)

[BlackWoland]

Just burn the fucking thing. Don't be a faggot and scratch pedo or some other shit on the car. Gallon of juice, pour loads over the top, smash the window pour inside throw can in, light and run.

hmmm, burning a modded out rice wagon, sounds fun

[FANDANGO]

hmmm, burning a modded out rice wagon, sounds fun

You'd be surprised how quick it can be done aswell. Just don't break the window with your hand, best take a hammer handy if he happens to come out aswell.

[duckshit]

note the angle at which the guy would approach the car, if he approaches from the drivers side, remove a wheel on the passenger side, either the back or front, which ever hes least likely to see. hopefully he wont notice it and drive off with a missing wheel and totally fuck up his car. even if he notices the wheel missing that's still gonna ruin his day cuz now he has to get a new wheel somehow.

[Lulzar]

Cutting brakes?

[Shadowz0r]

I seriously cant wait till friday :o U better not take like 1 crappy pic. u should take a video instead. that would be "badass"

[BlackWoland]

fuck. the car bozo wants to vandalize got totalled in a front on collision with a crew cab this afternoon, and bozo just found this out 5 minutes ago, haha oh well, bozo's going to wreck up the dicknose's racing buddy's modded nissan truck in a few hours instead.

[cheech]

I guess I shouldn't hold my breath for zoklet.

[ShadyLady]

bozo's going to wreck up the dicknose's racing buddy's modded nissan truck in a few hours instead.

What did Bozo do?

[BlackWoland]

I guess I shouldn't hold my breath for zoklet.

What did Bozo do?

well cheech, what bozo did to this truck was way worse then what bozo was going to do to that ricer, and bozo molotoved his windshield and the wooden boxliner in the back of his truck, creating a mammoth bonfire, bozo is still trying to upload the pics off his blackberry

[w-wterror]

A gallon or two of chainsaw bar lube does wonders in the gas tank....: ]

[1983]

well cheech, what bozo did to this truck was way worse then what bozo was going to do to that ricer, and bozo molotoved his windshield and the wooden boxliner in the back of his truck, creating a mammoth bonfire, bozo is still trying to upload the pics off his blackberry

Ba-Dump-Bump

What ever happened to those pics?
Also if he's worries about incriminating himself just PM them... A car fire is always a welcome thing come the holidays.


Al

[Soupa]

i want da pics too

[cheech]

This thread is a loose thread that needs to be cut.

[m.060.mm]

Why did Bozo flake? I have a blackberry, let me help:

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