Zoklet vote! Katy Perry vs Lady Gaga!

[Captain Falcon]

Which bitch is less bitchy?

I vote Katy Perry

at least her music isn't TOTAL shit

[Paragon]

Go Team Gaga!

[Blueprint]

Zooey > Kat Perry

http://flixer.com/resource/users/Mercury/images/Zooey-Deschanel-brown-bells.jpg

[Miaow]

Katy Perry is boring. Gaga knows how to party.

[Captain Falcon]

Gaga is a faggot

[Blunderfail]

I read an interview with Katy Perry's boyfriend where he said that Katy farts a lot and the farts really smell. Turn off for Perry.

However, I also read an interview that Lady Gaga has a penis. Turn off for Gaga.

It's a tough one, but I'm going for Gaga (no homo) because Katy's just an attention whore who had to get famous by saying she kissed a girl (lol omgz wow no wai). Also, I feel sorry for Gaga since everyone was calling her a man. :o

[Shrike]

Katy Perry is about 50 times hotter than Stefani Germanuidfowe4rtiojrsfhn though

[felonious_monk]

wow its all tied up. i like the song "teenage dream" cuz it gets stuck in my head at work

98WtmW-lfeE

[Captain Falcon]

Its not just that, Katy Perry is less of an attention whore. Gaga isn't an artist, she's a product now.

[ComradeAsh]

Katy Perry has nice tits.

[mafiabro]

Katy Perry has nice tits.

In the end, its always about the tits.

[felonious_monk]

Its not just that, Katy Perry is less of an attention whore. Gaga isn't an artist, she's a product now.

they are both specifically designed robots/actors that have been brainwashed over time :o:o:o:o seriously why else would they choose to live the life they live

[shopping cart for brains]

katy perry tits

lady gaga ass


that is all.

[Dionysus]

Lady Gaga is one of the signs of the apocalypse in a good way.

[Arcade]

id plow katy for weeks... wouldn't touch gaga....but gagas more talented.

[Oral B]

Neither. Rihanna.

[Former_Member]

I don't know either of their music, but Katy Perry is definitely far better looking.

She also seems a lot less pretentious, more down to earth, and much more of a mentally stable yet cognitively 'switched on' person. I prefer Katy Perry then, whatever the measure.

[Captain Falcon]

^This. Fucking this.

[Fractals]

yea, wut ryan said

[Tunicate]

I'm voting for Gaga...

Katy Perry is the daughter of a preacher or something and is a hypocritical slag. Her bubblegum pop brand of music is pretty bland and predictable...

At least Gaga is original... oh and... that ass...

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/rape_ewok_dat_ass0.jpg

This. Gaga knows EXACTLY what she is. All the advertising in her videos are blatant as shit, she tells everyone that she has a bunch of friends working on her videos- the music, the clothes, all of it. She acknowledges that music is a group effort, so she has that whole "Haus of Gaga" thing or whatever. I respect that. She's savvy. And her boyfriend is some bum named Tweak or something. Tell me you wouldn't let her take care of you :hrmph:.

I fucking love that bitch, and I normally hate things that are mainstream.

[thatsMYdog]

Gaga! I don't even like her music, but somehow she's managed to grab my attention, make me stop to listen to whatever she has to say, I think she's intelligent, beautiful and passionate

Katys gorgeous with a beautiful voice, but she's a shell. There is no obvious personality there to me and nothing about her really stands out from any other pop star

[hooloovoo]

I don't know either of their music, but Katy Perry is definitely far better looking.

She also seems a lot less pretentious, more down to earth, and much more of a mentally stable yet cognitively 'switched on' person. I prefer Katy Perry then, whatever the measure.

this. Katy Perry doesn't masquerade her sugar coated nothingness as genius, or art, or trump her own album as "the best of the decade."

[Dog]

http://hollytrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/katy-perry-bikini-beach-sexy.jpg

http://celebwhack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/perry_grant_9438482.jpg

http://www.thelondonvandal.com/files/20081007-Katy_Perry_Tits_Out_Party_TOP.jpg

/thread

[Captain Falcon]

^faggot. Tits are so 90's. Its all about the ass, now.

[Full Frontal]

I love them both.

But deep down, I love Lady Gaga that bit more because she's a weirdo.

[TheSexyBeast821]

http://thebosh.com/archives/2010/07/katy_perry_got_russell_brand_to_propose_to_her_by_ using_telepathy.php

This is why my vote must go to Katy.

[beefymcmanstick]

Lady Gaga would take off whatever funny looking hat shes wearing and beat the shit out of Kate Perry with it.

[007GoldenShower]

They're both a flat 0 for me.

[Captain Falcon]

Thats because you're gay.

[Unnecessary~surgery]

Oh my god, this thead shouldnt happen

[TLV]

Dear christ what have we come to?

I voted Katy Perry on the grounds that she showed us her tits for breast cancer or something. Regardless tits > no tits.

[mafiabro]

Just stopping by again to let you guys know that Tits > Ass.
That is all.

[Full Frontal]

http://i.imgur.com/ROPM3.gif

[beefymcmanstick]

This is that nude pic of Kate Perry.

http://bayimg.com/KabpFaadf




This is it after I touched it up a bit.

http://bayimg.com/kABpbAaDF

[Lanny]

Gaga for sure. She's the first mainstream artist in years that's pushed boundaries. Plus she has a sense of humor, like in that telephone video where there's a joke about her having a dick.

[SteamPunk]

Gaga. I can actually stand Lady Gaga's music.

Katy Perry is definitely hot or whatever but I honestly hate her music.

[Dog]

This is that nude pic of Kate Perry.

http://bayimg.com/KabpFaadf




This is it after I touched it up a bit.

http://bayimg.com/kABpbAaDF

That isn't Katy Perry.

[beefymcmanstick]

That isn't Katy Perry.

Well if it ain't, she looks just like her.

[Lord hang man]

You just made the thread about these two because their names sort of rhyme.

[Helladamnleet]

The fame monster of course!

[spiralds v2]

Gaga

[ObsidianZ]

http://hollytrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/katy-perry-bikini-beach-sexy.jpg


This is that nude pic of Kate Perry.

http://bayimg.com/KabpFaadf



Hips don't match. Someone is lying.

*ObZ

[Tunicate]

that's not even katy perry's face, :facepalm:

[944]

You just made the thread about these two because their names sort of rhyme.

What?

[spiralds v2]

What?

I think he means 'Katy' and 'Lady'.

[Creepy Lurker Dude]

www.ladygagaass.net

[Charles Manson]

I thought this was who would i bang....lol...
katie perry....yummmm

[Paragon]

Here's the only real picture of Katy Perry's tits...

http://earsucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/katy-perry-topless.jpg

EDIT: And here's Lady Gaga...

http://www.celebgossipz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Lady-Gaga-Topless-V-Magazine-1.jpg

[Mantikore]

I have a thing for psychotic illuminati chicks

[Captain Falcon]

Katy > Gaga

[THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT]

where's the 'they're both shit' option?

[007GoldenShower]

She's the first mainstream artist in years that's pushed boundaries

People actually believe this.

http://i52.tinypic.com/30rqxci.jpg

[Captain Falcon]

Bwahahahaha, 007GoldenShower, you're my favourite poster :lol:

[ComradeAsh]

Here's the only real picture of Katy Perry's tits...

http://earsucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/katy-perry-topless.jpg

EDIT: And here's Lady Gaga...

http://www.celebgossipz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Lady-Gaga-Topless-V-Magazine-1.jpg

Bullshit?

[Lanny]

Bullshit?

bullshit.

[Captain Falcon]

shullbit

[Dog]

Here's the only real picture of Katy Perry's tits...

http://earsucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/katy-perry-topless.jpg

EDIT: And here's Lady Gaga...

http://www.celebgossipz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Lady-Gaga-Topless-V-Magazine-1.jpg

The top one is supposedly a fake, but it definitely looks real. Real enough, at least. :smug:

The real Katy Perry's tits aren't that big, IMO.

[p6867]

The top one is supposedly a fake, but it definitely looks real. Real enough, at least. :smug:

If i can jerk to it, it's real.

[Paragon]

The top one is supposedly a fake, but it definitely looks real. Real enough, at least. :smug:

The real Katy Perry's tits aren't that big, IMO.

Yeah, you're right. Just took a moment to research it. I was tricked! :p