When your shit clogs the toilet by itself

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Since I live in California, we have those shitty low-flow toilets, so maybe most of you won't relate to this.

Usually when the toilet gets backed up, it's caused by the toilet paper. Well this time the toilet got clogged, but I took such a big shit that the shit log actually clogged the toilet. This made me feel damned proud. :grinblunt:

[Eskorbuto]

How's your anus doing?

[ComradeAsh]

I operate on a two flush system to combat this.

Sometimes, I too do a massive shit which is...troublesome.

I find repeat flushes and some soaking tend to solve this issue. Perhaps keep a bucket on hand.

[Slapshot]

:lol:

I clog those things every time I take a shit at somebody else's house. Thankfully, I have a 1950's era 5 gpf in my home, and I'm keeping it.

[Drox]

I don't flush toilet paper (I put it in a garbage bin) and the toilet still clogs everytime.

[Soupa]

thats gangsta

[virgil caine]

i do that all the time i am the bane of toilets everywhere

[TaxonomicalPissingContest]

I had to break one of mine up with a chisel to get it to flush once. Just the chisel, no hammer but the shit WAS pretty dense. Damn near split myself in two squeezing that one out.

[virgil caine]

I had to break one of mine up with a chisel to get it to flush once. Just the chisel, no hammer but the shit WAS pretty dense. Damn near split myself in two squeezing that one out.

lol one time years ago my granpa clogged the toilet so teribly and my dad was in there with a yardstick screaming trying to get it to go down

[Graberweg]

I don't flush toilet paper (I put it in a garbage bin) and the toilet still clogs everytime.

I hate when people place their used ass wipes into my trash can. I don't want to smell it!
:mad:

[nuclearrabbit]

I hate when people place their used ass wipes into my trash can. I don't want to smell it!
:mad:

Tampons are worse.

[mrparks]

You have to chew your food more thoroughly.

I bet you're a chronic masticator.

[Giomanach]

It's like giving birth, only the result is prettier and better-smelling.

[Bleeding Kansas]

I've clogged three different toilets in the past week with my shit alone. One of my specimens had a obscene amount of blood on all around it and when I wiped it was blood alone on the paper. I almost passed out during the process, not because of the sight of blood, but because of the pain.

I have IBD and I'm seriously considering a colectomy. Solid shits are grossly overrated.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

^^^ Eat some prunes or something.

[Vizier]

Don't you feel proud when you shit a foot long turd that swirls around the bowl instead of going down the drain and paints it brown like a smelly, squishy crayon? Feels good man :cool:

[888]

I love the smell of a good shit, accomplishment on my part .

[mrparks]

^I really hope you didn't learn that lesson the hard way.

Actually, only half that statement is true. :D

[pill popper]

Since I live in California, we have those shitty low-flow toilets, so maybe most of you won't relate to this.

Usually when the toilet gets backed up, it's caused by the toilet paper. Well this time the toilet got clogged, but I took such a big shit that the shit log actually clogged the toilet. This made me feel damned proud. :grinblunt:

I do feel the pain

My townhouse has those fucking toilets

after home made tacos

Let's just say it isn't fun

[ComradeAsh]

Immodium + Laxative.

Let me know how it goes.

[Agent 008]

Ha - reminds of my trip to California.

What the fuck is wrong with your toilets?! EVERY time I would take a shit, it would clog. I mean, really? There was barely any water, and it seemed like it created some kind of a vacuum inside the pipe to suck everything into it, but what's the point of all these bells and whistles when it can't perform it's basic function?!

I mean, come on. That doesn't make any sense.

Now, clogging the toilet with your shit in England, now that's an achievement. I've only done it a few times, and those shits were so amazing.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Ha - reminds of my trip to California.

What the fuck is wrong with your toilets?! EVERY time I would take a shit, it would clog. I mean, really? There was barely any water, and it seemed like it created some kind of a vacuum inside the pipe to suck everything into it, but what's the point of all these bells and whistles when it can't perform it's basic function?!

I mean, come on. That doesn't make any sense.


It's because California is run by liberal environmentalist homosexuals.

[Cito]

im on 4 oxy's per day so my shits are like fucking cinder block hard elephant sized shits lol

I even have a kohler 'man's toilet' huge water waster big ass mofo and it still clogs


now thats a shit to be proud of. I could build a fucking great shit egyptian pyramid per year with the oxy brick shits

lol

[Minotaur]

I have a feeling a lot of people just don't know how to use toilet paper correctly. There is nothing I hate more than when I load up a fresh roll of TP in my bathroom, and then some friend or something comes over, takes a shit, and I see that about 3/4 of the paper is gone! What the fuck? I intentionally buy the thicker paper so that you need to use as few squares as possible.

Protip: Crumbling TP into a ball to wipe: Incredibly inefficient and toilet clogging. Wrapping TP around your entire hand: Probably even more inefficient and more clogging. Learn to fold a couple squares over on themselves and use that. I can't remember the last time I clogged a toilet since I learned this (when I turned like 10).

On a related note I have once taken such a big shit that it must have pushed hard on my prostate and I ended up coming as it came out. It was not pleasant at all, and since I had no expectation of this, it kind of freaked me out.