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AoxomoxoA
12-31-2010, 01:57 PM
As some of you may know I had gotten a gift card valid at a popular skating store. So I entered the store on my own accord and eventually found a nice sweater at 45 bucks. Ok, so I want to try it on right? What could go wrong? I go to the closest mirror I could find and took off my jacket. I struggled with the sleeves and decided to hang the sweater on a hole of some kind. The coat hanger wouldn't comply with said hole and it fell to the ground. I left it there for a moment and went on to fully remove my jacket when I noticed I had taken it off wrong and now my wrists were stuck to the wool on the sleeves. So after a twenty second struggle my jacket is off and I'm looking for a place to lay it down. I see a stack of shoe boxes, which I guess looks stable but when I throw my jacket upon it it fell to the ground.: / I notice the clerks are staring at me with a slight snickering dawning on their face and I walk out of the store as quickly as I could. Later that day, I got my aunt to buy the sweater for me.:mad::mad::mad:

Oh, and to make this thread worthwhile, the first person to decipher this code gets awesomely illegal CP.

6 21 3 11
nuclearrabbit
12-31-2010, 02:03 PM
Not you blog.
Sir Cornwell
12-31-2010, 02:17 PM
Fuck dat's great.
Mirana
12-31-2010, 02:43 PM
Typical behavior for a crackhead. Their always so clumsy and physically impulsive when trying to act normal in public.
AoxomoxoA
12-31-2010, 02:44 PM
Typical behavior for a crackhead. Their always so clumsy and physically impulsive when trying to act normal in public.

I haven't done drugs in months. Not even weed.-_-
Vizier
12-31-2010, 02:55 PM
Slag is the most compulsive liar in all of totse history.
Nolte
12-31-2010, 02:57 PM
*Scans the carpet for leftover nuggs*
AoxomoxoA
12-31-2010, 03:01 PM
Slag is the most compulsive liar in all of totse history.

I am tired of your fucking shit, you fucking wetback. I am NOT A FUCKING TROLL, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING I'VE SAID HERE CAN BE BACKED UP WITH FACTUAL INFORMATION YOU CAN'T GET ELSEWHERE. SO I FUCKING LIED TO YOU WHEN I WAS 13, GET OVER IT FAGGOT. GO FUCK YOURSELF CARE VERGA DE MIERDA, MARICON HIJUE PUTA.:mad::mad::mad::mad:
Vizier
12-31-2010, 03:05 PM
I am tired of your fucking shit, you fucking wetback. I am NOT A FUCKING TROLL, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING I'VE SAID HERE CAN BE BACKED UP WITH FACTUAL INFORMATION YOU CAN'T GET ELSEWHERE. SO I FUCKING LIED TO YOU WHEN I WAS 13, GET OVER IT FAGGOT. GO FUCK YOURSELF CARE VERGA DE MIERDA, MARICON HIJUE PUTA.:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Happy new year brah :)
Mirana
12-31-2010, 03:21 PM
Happy new year brah :)

*Sparks up a 20 piece"

awwwwwwwwwwww yeah
The Greek
12-31-2010, 03:35 PM
Your genius alphabet code is "fuck". I don't want your CP.

I lolled at your story and you sound like a fucking tard.
Nolte
12-31-2010, 03:51 PM
This thread just makes me want to disappear for three days, to go blow rails and smoke dingers with my friends...

Just pull a fucking Houdini.
AoxomoxoA
12-31-2010, 03:51 PM
Your genius alphabet code is "fuck". I don't want your CP.

I lolled at your story and you sound like a fucking tard.

Well, fuck you.:mad: What would've you done differently in the same situation?
The Greek
12-31-2010, 04:03 PM
Well, fuck you.:mad: What would've you done differently in the same situation?

Well for starters, I know how to take my jacket off. Additionally, I have opposable thumbs, which would enable me to hold the sweater in my left hand, while removing my right arm from the jacket. Then I would move the sweater to my right hand, and remove my left arm from the jacket. Thats what I would do assuming there wasn't ANYWHERE to put the sweater down.

Also, when you put something down, don't throw it. Gently put it down. This some straight kindergarten shit right here.