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upinsmoke
01-01-2011, 10:40 AM
My friends Neighbors well they got on my friends last nerve. They keep their dogs chained up all day "So they say" my friend has seen the chain there is no fucking way a dog could get off of there.

Yet those dogs keep on escaping over to my place and they terrorize my friends pets.
Now if you go back and walk the dogs back their kids always answer the door as if their father is to embarrassed to come out.

Today my friend caught up with their farther and his face went bright red and he was like "How did that happen they where chained up in the back yard" as if to say he never saw them get out.

They would have had to have walked past him in the car park to get to my friends place.

Now my friend has asked nicely many times and today the fucking dogs dog mud all over our back room.

He has Just had enough of those Neighbors and wondering what can be done?.

its not the dogs fault its the owners. They dont want the dogs so i believe they let them off the lead in the hope that they will run away
they run away alright straight over to my friends place

Thing is these people are rich and they just got pets for the sake of it not because they like and care for the pets.

one of those fuckers is so over weight because its never walked

Instigator
01-01-2011, 11:02 AM
Kick the dogs in the head.

Captain Falcon
01-01-2011, 11:09 AM
Falcon Kick the dogs in the head.

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upinsmoke
01-01-2011, 11:26 AM
Kick the dogs in the head.

Not the dogs fault how about kick the owners in the head j/k

ergoat
01-01-2011, 11:48 AM
everybody needs good neighbours

Instigator
01-01-2011, 11:52 AM
everybody needs good neighbours

thats when good neighbours become good friends.

Corey
01-02-2011, 01:46 AM
Falcon punch the neighbors in the nose, then throw dog shit all over there house

Lviv
01-09-2011, 12:10 AM
call animal cops

1983
01-09-2011, 03:59 AM
A friend of mine had the same problem but the dog was vishiouse and chased his kids. Cops came gave him the song and dance and then left.

Next day same thing except this time he shot the dog and burried it in the manure pile.
Cop comes over because a complaint was filed for a missing dog to where my friend pointed out that it was burried unser 2ft of fresh manure and handed the constable a shovle and went inside to drink his tea and try not to puke laughing.

No charges were filed.

Al