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Rainycity
01-05-2011, 10:13 PM
So to prepare for the obviously incoming economic downfall I have made a stratigic guide for survival and it only took me 10 minutes what more impressive I thought of it and wrote it while on the toilet. Rule number one, there are no rules, yes just like fight club, imagine the end of fight club that is the world you are going to be in. Stay put, yes yes in some situations you have to move but for the first month or so stay put and build a fort, block windows barricade doors, only use one floor with a east escape rOute. Gather any weapons you can and don't fucking trust any one who is not family, don't trust your cuz either. Get rabbits they breed like crazy, but don't eat them as a main source of food one a weak at max, eat rats mice keep cats, they will bring you food sometimes plus you can feed it rabbit meat. Don't leave your house in the day every one is doing this every one will be scared at night so you come out at night to forage for racoons dogs anything that is edible and a potiental threat knock they out and eat them before they eat you,when you leave your house only care what you need and keep two gaurds at the house with the best weapons, you might lose what your carrying if you need to make a get away, kill crows they are annoying, best way would to find a group and your group picks up rock at start throwing them this will only work for a month before they get smart, if you see other people, say hello but nothing else, tell them to get lost if they persist, they are strays, he must be killed if he follows you, leave his body to warn others cut his troat and take some meat for the cats, grow a garden, anything grow what seeds you have. Don't steal from other humans unless they are weaker then you by alot if they have a fort do not go near if you cross paths with others say sorry you will leave and never come back, if you are cocky and have a strong family to back at night and kill them, this is for Canada Americans have guns, you have that to wordy about guns are scarce around here. Hope you survive and don't come to my home, I will kill you, also don't mark territory to much just sutle hints you don't aNt people to know your for sure there but don't want them to think they can have it if you put up signs they might try to rob you . I suggest you mark up another house and qTch it closly if people try to invade size them up and if so prepare for battle, if not take what you can and follow a route out of there or gaurs your house home alone style paint cab to the face naw mean. Sorry I wrote this on my iPhone peAce

Vizier
01-05-2011, 10:18 PM
Wow this is one of the most retarded survival guides I've ever read... and it's actually so bad it's good.

poast-bortem!
01-05-2011, 10:27 PM
I didn't know rainycity was JFLC's alt. :confused:

Mantikore
01-05-2011, 10:40 PM
Rainycity is an absolute genius. He is like the Steve Urkel of survivalism

Winter
01-06-2011, 12:35 AM
Good luck surviving the nigger gangs. You all realize when the world ends there will be gangs of 20+ niggers that will go house to house and will rape and pillage everything. Then they will move onto the next house. Good fucking luck with your couple family members and couple guns to fend off 20 guys.

You better start stocking up now and better be reinforcing your house to a mother fucking fortress. Dont for a second think some shitty wood and furniture is enough to keep those niggers out. They will get in eventually. And you better have lots of ammo.

Thats just the niggers. What happens when you got a whole bunch of ex army/police officers joining forces and doing the same thing? Those guys are going to have full body armor and sickass guns.

No one is going to survive unless you prepare early enough. But sadly most of us are too fucking poor to do anything about it. Bring it on niggers! Ill be waiting inside with my hockey stick and a knife duct taped to it.:mad:

Vargus
01-06-2011, 12:52 AM
Don't leave your house, period. If I catch you coming out you'll get a .22 in your chest. Expect someone to be casing you at all times. I will wait you out. You will not see me. You will not hear me. I will take your shit.