Would you pay $18 for a bottle opener?

[negative_zero]

If it was made out of TITANIUM?

http://www.uniquetitanium.com/Nemesis-Ti-Opener_p_167.html

[Dr. Awkward]

No? I have a free bottle opener that's in the shape of a bud light bottle and it's made out of shitty plastic. If it opens bottles, that's all I need. That $18 could be spent on beer to open with my free bottle opener.

[negative_zero]

The beer and the intoxication goes away/
The bottle opener will be used another day.

[Tommy Lund]

Nope.

I open my bottles with most stuff I find around.

Be it lighters, butter knives or almost everything else.

[PuttinOnTheRitz]

yeah nigga that aint even much
better than lookin like a scrub tryna open a burr with your teeth like a damn animal

[Tre!nt]

i use my zippo. easy as shit. We're not animals; we have Fire

[Turd_Smasher]

I use my tight asshole.

[Helladamnleet]

Yes. Yes I would.

[888]

No...I use a kitchen counter

[MidKnightFrost]

no, but i would pay $5 for this! - http://www.uniquetitanium.com/id-works-EATN-TOOL_p_235.html

[Helladamnleet]

Actually, I'd probably just use a bic lighter.

[Jack]

1. Find solid, sharp corner/edge
2. Place bottle on it so that edge is under cap
3. Hit top of cap
4. ????
5. Beer!

[888]

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw reeeally ?

[Mudokon Farmer]

Nope.

I open my bottles with most stuff I find around.

Be it lighters, butter knives or almost everything else.

...forks, sign posts, bathroom stalls...

[CrazyMotherFucker]

If I drink beer and the bottle opener looks nice, I can spend $18 on one