I'm trying to fap but I can hear men talking outside

[Mankonaut X]

So I'm playing death metal on headphones to drown it out but I can't stop fapping to the rhythm and I nearly pulled my dick off.

[PirateJoe]

HAI

[Sphere]

Tell them you're :mad:

Penis is hand for added effect.

[Silverfuck]

That happened to me kind of. Except I wasn't masturbating, I was watching television. And it wasn't old men, it was what sounded like pack of angry Pakistanis. But when I looked outside to tell them to shut up, it turned out to be my father dancing and singing to Ozzy on his Zune. I didn't know whether to lol or cry.

Oh yeah, sorry about your dick.

[@@@]

just do it you coward.

[Combat Womabt]

That happened to me kind of. Except I wasn't masturbating, I was watching television. And it wasn't old men, it was what sounded like pack of angry Pakistanis. But when I looked outside to tell them to shut up, it turned out to be my father dancing and singing to Ozzy on his Zune. I didn't know whether to lol or cry.

Oh yeah, sorry about your dick.

Wow, that is sad......

[Vardøger]

use it.
be creative.

[Mankonaut X]

Notes from the frontline: I watched a BDSM clip so the music fit a bit better, but just as I came (semen) there was a brief silence in the music. Soooo I pretty much orgasmed to the sound of men talking :(

[Sphere]

Have they been talking all this time? Because that's an awful long time to be talking.

[Mankonaut X]

Have they been talking all this time? Because that's an awful long time to be talking.

I fapped, went to work and now I'm back here. I'm about to start my fapping ritual and not a creature is stirring, except for my cock (stirring my dick or 'churning the butter' is phase one of the fapping ritual).

[Angry Blue Bird of Death]

What? Go get your own place.

[yoplait]

Just go with it

[virgil caine]

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