Awesome shits

[thatsMYdog]

The effortless kind that leave you feeling light and refreshed. The kind where you barely finish reading a sentence of your mag/book/whatever and it's already done. You wipe and there's nothing on the tp. That's one of the greatest feelings ever!

[Drox]

the thought of you pooping...



*shudder*

[thatsMYdog]

Why? Everyone poops silly!

[Drox]

your gender is supposed to keep it on the down low

[FuckThatShit]

TMD, you know the way to a mans heart. <3

[thatsMYdog]

Lots of girls I know talk about their bowel movements openly

[Drox]

sickening

[thatsMYdog]

It's not sickening until your mother describes in detail/shows you pictures from her colonoscopy...

Sometimes you just don't know your limits until you get there :o

[HOLLISTER GUY]

Is it weird that in all my life I have never taken a shit?

[thatsMYdog]

Is it weird that in all my life I have never taken a shit?

Not really. I've met some people who I truly believe have never taken a shit in their entire lives.

[gadzooks]

Is it weird that in all my life I have never taken a shit?

I've never taken one either.

I've left plenty of shits, but taken one? That just seems kinda... weird.

[HOLLISTER GUY]

I've never taken one either.

I've left plenty of shits, but taken one? That just seems kinda... weird.

I'm surprised that somebody understood.

[thatsMYdog]

Hahaha I didn't get it

Smartasses :o

[Blureth]

You're the most unfeminine girl with no manners. FUCKING GROSS.

[Vizier]

Nothing like taking an epic dump with a magazine and a cigarette in hand. Feels good man :thumbsup:

[Marijuanasaurus]

Girls dont poop

(theyre just always full of shit)

[NamelessNom4d]

Feels good man :lapastada:

[FuckThatShit]

i would let TMD fart in my dinner tbh.

[thatsMYdog]

i would let TMD fart in my dinner tbh.

:lol:

[rell]

Yeah, those are the ones that you get from eating alot of fiber. Oatmeal ftw, also you guys gotta try metamucil. I hate those greasy shits you get from eating junk food that takes forever to wipe.

[1983]

And this is what happens after a few days of corn. :D
http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/Taipan526/IMG_0575.jpg

Al

[Sir Cornwell]

Do you ever squeeze your awesome tits when you're alone and taking your awesome shits?

[Bong McPuffin]

Lots of girls I know talk about their bowel movements openly

You should do scat porn and put it on the tube sites... you'll become a celebrity!

[Mashleshmash]

I admire a woman who can enjoy a good shit.

[Sir Cornwell]

Tell us: what's it like when you feel an awesome shit coming on but he is "up there" enjoying hisself and he feels no need to get out? Is it: good/bad/in between? Is it a "real bummer" unlike other bummers or what?

[Marijuanasaurus]

i would let TMD fart in my dinner tbh.

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

[The Cheshire Cat]

Girls do not poop. It's how I've always thought, and will continue to think that way.

[FuckThatShit]

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

i would squat into 2 thousand ant piles naked just to lick the wax from her ears.

[1983]

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

i would squat into 2 thousand ant piles naked just to lick the wax from her ears.

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

I'd chew her dirty tampons just to taste the flava!

Al

[Vizier]

This is the Vizier reporting in after an epic poop session.

[1983]

^Prove it. :D

Al

[Vizier]

^Prove it. :D

Al

Maybe next time ;)

[Marijuanasaurus]

I'd chew her dirty tampons just to taste the flava!

Al

I would dip my balls in a pool full of piranhas just to lick the lint from between her toes.

[Vizier]

I'd murder every chinese with a wooden spoon just to smell something she cooked herself.

[Marijuanasaurus]

I would let a crocodile chew on my weiner just to borrow her hair brush for a month.

[Charles Manson]

POAST MOAR TURDS!!!!
WTF!
thatsMYdogg, dont feel bad, some of these assholes are grossed out, but i can totally relate.
Who dosent like to feel more agile and energized just from spending 30 seconds in the bathroom?

Bloody turds FTW....

<3333333

[Vizier]

I would let Meta put his brownfinger up my nose just to know what shampoo she uses.

[jonkk]

the ol' quick and easy!

[1983]

I would dip my balls in a pool full of piranhas just to lick the lint from between her toes.

I'd molest a moose just to sniff her.

Al

[Vizier]

I'd punch a polar bear in the testicles just to hear her sneeze.

[Marijuanasaurus]

I would light my taint on fire just to drink her piss for nutrients.

[Trix Are For Kids]

I wouldn't do anything because she's just a goddamn girl on an internet forum.

:thumbsup:

[Vizier]

I would smoke an old tire just to poke her belly.

[Marijuanasaurus]

I wouldn't do anything because she's just a goddamn girl on an internet forum.

:thumbsup:

I would masturbate with sandpaper just to use her panties as a jizz rag.

[Charles Manson]

I would suck her DADDYS DICK just for the chance to see where she came from.

[Vizier]

I would suck her DADDYS DICK just for the chance to see where she came from.

This one takes the cake :rofl:

[Charles Manson]

This one takes the cake :rofl:

Thank you sir.
:tank:

[Vizier]

I would rape Meta's daughter with a rake... just for the lulz.

[stunned cunt]

Nothing like taking an epic dump with a magazine and a cigarette in hand. Feels good man :thumbsup:

better than sex:grinblunt:

[thatsMYdog]

I think I love you guys

[dead]

Thank you sir.
:tank:

Yeah, Richard Pryor is pretty funny. Do you speak on his behalf now?

[FANDANGO]

Ratemypoo.com

[Sir Cornwell]

Weird shit, dog.

[Charles Manson]

Yeah, Richard Pryor is pretty funny. Do you speak on his behalf now?

Im sorry, did i rape your mother?
I never said it was my joke, they fucking set me up for it.
And i delivered.
Thank you very much.
and it stands, im down to give your daddy lollypop bjs

and im not even gay

THATS how sexy thatsMYdog is, yo.

[dead]

Lol, but you took credit for it. You're barely half a fucking retard anyway, I should just be impressed you took the time to discover and reuse it.

[Charles Manson]

Lol, but you took credit for it. You're barely half a fucking retard anyway, I should just be impressed you took the time to discover and reuse it.

LULZ.
wow i was gonna try to have a little flame war, but i just took some klonopins, so im feelin pretty chill, so im gonna take this moment to just
"talk at you" like niggers do
dude, just by talking to you briefly i can tell you have some serious issues.

one look at your recent posts and im no longer angry.

you flame EVERYONE....
and contribute NOTHING!!
NOTHING!!
you dont know a damn thing about anything, except what it seems you have learned from movies and tv shows...

you arent mad at me, your mad at yourself.
if you were an average male, you would find TMD attractive, and you would have probably said something about boning her, but you didnt.

you are somehow "above" her.
ROFL...
so either your a fat ass cow-man lurking behind the saftey of a keyboard, who has never gotten his dick wet

or maybe you just have a tiny little dick
and that makes you SOOOOOOO MAD!!

shit i would be mad if my dick looked like a toothpick too.
im just glad im sexy, in shape, and well endowed....

so now im gonna thank my lucky stars im not you and go make something to eat...fuck you dead, your clearly a flaming homosexual if wat i said above is incorrect...
peace

[Michael Scott]

I'd bone.


amidoinitrite?

[Charles Manson]

I'd bone.


amidoinitrite?

LULZ!!
Correct!
+2

[dead]

LULZ.
wow i was gonna try to have a little flame war, but i just took some klonopins, so im feelin pretty chill, so im gonna take this moment to just
"talk at you" like niggers do
dude, just by talking to you briefly i can tell you have some serious issues.

one look at your recent posts and im no longer angry.

you flame EVERYONE....
and contribute NOTHING!!
NOTHING!!
you dont know a damn thing about anything, except what it seems you have learned from movies and tv shows...

you arent mad at me, your mad at yourself.
if you were an average male, you would find TMD attractive, and you would have probably said something about boning her, but you didnt.

you are somehow "above" her.
ROFL...
so either your a fat ass cow-man lurking behind the saftey of a keyboard, who has never gotten his dick wet
or you are a faggot
or maybe you just have a tiny little dick
and that makes you SOOOOOOO MAD!!

shit i would be mad if my dick looked like a toothpick too.
im just glad im sexy, in shape, and well endowed....

so now im gonna thank my lucky stars im not you and go make something to eat...fuck you dead, your clearly a flaming homosexual if wat i said above is incorrect...
peace

Well, actually, I read through a thread of somewhat funny, absurd things people said about TMD, and saw you take credit for one of Richard Pryor's more famous jokes. But if you want to pretend to break me down psychologically , go ahead and feel special. I'm so mad, but you took the time to write 10x as much just to "call me out".

Also, keep reading through bullshit posts of mine to formulate something, it makes you exponentially cooler.

[The Jitterskull]

Is it weird that in all my life I have never taken a shit?

Haha faggot DERPITY DERP

I'm going to fucking shit all over your emo face.

[Marijuanasaurus]

thread just got REAL

[1983]

LULZ.
wow i was gonna try to have a little flame war, but i just took some klonopins, so im feelin pretty chill, so im gonna take this moment to just
"talk at you" like niggers do
dude, just by talking to you briefly i can tell you have some serious issues.

one look at your recent posts and im no longer angry.

you flame EVERYONE....
and contribute NOTHING!!
NOTHING!!
you dont know a damn thing about anything, except what it seems you have learned from movies and tv shows...

you arent mad at me, your mad at yourself.
if you were an average male, you would find TMD attractive, and you would have probably said something about boning her, but you didnt.

you are somehow "above" her.
ROFL...
so either your a fat ass cow-man lurking behind the saftey of a keyboard, who has never gotten his dick wet

or maybe you just have a tiny little dick
and that makes you SOOOOOOO MAD!!

shit i would be mad if my dick looked like a toothpick too.
im just glad im sexy, in shape, and well endowed....

so now im gonna thank my lucky stars im not you and go make something to eat...fuck you dead, your clearly a flaming homosexual if wat i said above is incorrect...
peace

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/040/723/original/YouMad_LOL.JPG

Al

[thatsMYdog]

thread just got REAL

Awwww shit

[Michael Scott]

Fight!
Fight!
Fight!
Fight!
Fight!
Fight!

[duckshit]

ive had some huge ones where it feels like i'm vomiting out of my asshole, like involuntary contractions just shooting out one log after another, great fun

[Anima Mundi]

I'm going to ignore these retards and go back to the way things used to be.

I'd slowly crush my testicles in a vice for the chance to collect her toenails.

[thatsMYdog]

Why oh why do I run out of thanks so fast

[Marijuanasaurus]

I'm going to ignore these retards and go back to the way things used to be.

I'd slowly crush my testicles in a vice for the chance to collect her toenails.

I would hang from my eyelids just to have her dog lick peanut butter off my ass.

[1983]

I'd live in the sewers just to eat the peanuts out of her shit.

Al

[Lulzar]

OP probably eats her "awesome shits."

[Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger]

http://i54.tinypic.com/15fkd1d.jpg

[Sir Cornwell]

Just another shitty thread.

[Michael Scott]

Just another shitty thread.

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/rimshot.jpg

[FuckThatShit]

I would post crazy outlandish shit, just for the off chance she replies and we strike up a conversation.

[PuttinOnTheRitz]

The effortless kind that leave you feeling light and refreshed. The kind where you barely finish reading a sentence of your mag/book/whatever and it's already done. You wipe and there's nothing on the tp. That's one of the greatest feelings ever!

youre a fuckin disgustin whore

[Marijuanasaurus]

I would stick my finger up bill cosbys butt just to sputter boat those tittays

[1983]

I'd strap a board across my ass and go balls deep in Rosie O'donald just to suck on her toes.

Al

[stunned cunt]

youre a fuckin disgustin whore

LOL, I wonder if anyone ever feels the need to take their laptop to the shitter?

[thatsMYdog]

lol awesome

[1983]

LOL, I wonder if anyone ever feels the need to take their laptop to the shitter?

Whos says we aren't doing that as you speak.:whistle:

Al

[Cito]

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1431441_o.gif

awesome shit is good eating

[thatsMYdog]

whoa whoa whoa

whoa

where do i sign up

[1983]

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1431441_o.gif

awesome shit is good eating

Brings a new level to eating the peanuts out of your shit.

Al

[Turd_Smasher]

Good morning.

http://i442.photobucket.com/albums/qq150/denpa99/totse/SDC11723.jpg

[1983]

^Your name is a lie.

Al

[Charles Manson]

TMD, where art thou?

[thatsMYdog]

sup

[Mutant Funk Drink]

The easy shits are good, but I personally enjoy the challenge of a big hard shit. After all the effort, the feeling is rather satisfying.

[testerman]

The effortless kind that leave you feeling light and refreshed. The kind where you barely finish reading a sentence of your mag/book/whatever and it's already done. You wipe and there's nothing on the tp. That's one of the greatest feelings ever!

Jews are obsessed with bowel movements, and glorify them in this manner. Are you a jew?