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Transparent
01-19-2009, 01:41 AM
Ode to &T (Particularly Carnality)

&T, particularly Carnality

Was the place to be

Bad ideas, bad intentions, Affections

Sex, drugs, and love connections

Silverfuck, Jackketch, Ripstick,

And all the others of relationships

Taught us that impreg-a-nation is a no-no

So when you're bout to blow

Pull out and unload your load

We've got the Metaphysicist

An open book of information and intelligence

Stupidnoob, booze, boobs

All part of Carnality

A subsect of &T

Mescaline, heroin, MDMA, and methamphetamine

Make up a chemist's dreams

Just a few of the many things

That ring

The nostalgic bell

Pickwick huffin' his Jenkem

Xxombie

Was she a lesbian?

Penis in a toaster

Roasted

Enter, handing out the bans

Transformin to a Wo Man

The good people of Bad Ideas providin

Me with tips on fake identification,

Certainly helped me out during vacation

castrations, and other forms of torture

Morbid? Perhaps, but most certainly

A life skill, how to kill

And any other information brought up

By the will of your fingers

Coolheadedness of the mods

The bods of the &T calender

Pictures of scrawny, acne-ridden kids

Often bringing me to laughter

Black, Whites, Asians, all types

Guys, girls, and transvestites (Enter)

For the most part in harmony

Jackketch with the wisdom of age

Able to advise on the specific problem of the page

This wonderful place of rants, raves,

Banter, and chatter

Terminated by the decision of Jeff Hunter

After twenty long years

Many tears

Make the migration to Zok's

From the place that made us

Who we are

This be the end of greatness

Through the eyes of a lurker.

the beat
01-19-2009, 01:48 AM
Touching.

colorsoc
01-19-2009, 01:57 AM
I'm Touching Little Boys.

lolwut?

Transparent
01-19-2009, 02:20 AM
Touching.

Thanks. Just a little bored. If someone wants to rap this out that'd be awesome. :D

MartialShot
01-19-2009, 02:25 AM
Thanks. Just a little bored. If someone wants to rap this out that'd be awesome. :D

Your an idiot....:rolleyes:

Transparent
01-19-2009, 02:26 AM
Your an idiot....:rolleyes:

I think I'll just leave this quote here. It'll speak for itself. I still don't even know who the fuck you are. I never saw you on Totse.

Cliche Guevara
01-19-2009, 02:28 AM
cool.

MartialShot
01-19-2009, 02:28 AM
I think I'll just leave this quote here. It'll speak for itself.

Yes because grammar measures someones intelligence, I am not wasting an extra second to right click in Firefoxe's grammar check :rolleyes: But if you want to wait while I right and Ode to Transparent I'll quickly kiss your ass too that way you did Jacketch Silverfuck and Ripstick :rolleyes:

Transparent
01-19-2009, 02:30 AM
Yes because grammar measures someones intelligence, I am not wasting an extra second to right click in Firefoxe's grammar check :rolleyes: But if you want to wait while I right and Ode to Transparent I'll quickly kiss your ass too that way you did Jacketch Silverfuck and Ripstick :rolleyes:

I'm not going to get into an e-fight with you. You're apparently butthurt about something I said, so I'm sorry.

MartialShot
01-19-2009, 02:31 AM
I'm not going to get into an e-fight with you. You're apparently butthurt about something I said, so I'm sorry.

Aww you said your sorry Alright I'll stop
Cheers :drunk2:

Transparent
01-19-2009, 03:27 AM
Aww you said your sorry Alright I'll stop
Cheers :drunk2:

Alright an end to the battle.

Agent 008
01-19-2009, 01:31 PM
You were obviously not paying attention, if you believe "pulling out" to be a method of contraception.

MartialShot
01-19-2009, 01:59 PM
You were obviously not paying attention, if you believe "pulling out" to be a method of contraception.

It isnt???:confused:

stripped
01-19-2009, 02:20 PM
You were obviously not paying attention, if you believe "pulling out" to be a method of contraception.

96% effective if you know your body :p Condoms are only about 98% effective and a whole lot more expensive.

Obelisk
01-19-2009, 09:59 PM
Needs more murder\suicide

Transparent
01-19-2009, 09:59 PM
You were obviously not paying attention, if you believe "pulling out" to be a method of contraception.

Yeah yeah, I just said that for the sake of the poem/whatever the hell it is.

Warped Mindless
01-19-2009, 10:01 PM
Needs more murder\suicide

This.

Also, this thread is useless without pics.

Transparent
01-19-2009, 10:02 PM
This.

Also, this thread is useless without pics.

I'm sorry, I didn't save the pics of that one guy who stuck his penis in the toaster.

Warped Mindless
01-19-2009, 10:03 PM
I'm sorry, I didn't save the pics of that one guy who stuck his penis in the toaster.

How could you not save that? :p

Transparent
01-19-2009, 10:05 PM
How could you not save that? :p

It hurts my penis just to think of it, how could I save a picture?

Warped Mindless
01-19-2009, 10:15 PM
It hurts my penis just to think of it, how could I save a picture?

C'mon now, we all know chicks like toasted sausage.

Vizier
01-19-2009, 10:39 PM
Dolphin Sex.

Transparent
01-20-2009, 01:27 AM
Dolphin Sex.

Is slippery.

Bender
01-20-2009, 02:16 AM
Wow, your poem is strikingly similar to mine...

http://bbs.zoklet.net/showthread.php?t=1882

Transparent
01-20-2009, 10:34 PM
Wow, your poem is strikingly similar to mine...

http://bbs.zoklet.net/showthread.php?t=1882

Not at all. I didn't even realize you posted a poem. The only similarity I see is the title.

Plus your poem is a little on the goofier side, where I was trying to sound sincere.